Chicken Fried Radio!

Episode 73 is Here!

jackasses@chickenfriedradio.com (Chicken Fried Radio) — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 05:00:00 GMT

Attention all mechapeckers! It's been two years to the day since we last engaged in a self-congratulatory clip show, and frankly that is unacceptable. Remember way back, when grains were kept whole? When Uncle Ryan was around, and the idea of live broadcasts still sounded like a good idea?

It's the "Least Worst of CFR, Volume 3," wherein we meet the penis pump judge, learn what life would be like without the cow, and finally uncover the secrets of cult control. All best bits from Episodes 30-44 for your listening pleasure.

This episode will occupy 77 minutes of brain space, and maybe, just maybe, teach you how to love. The song is "Robots" by Flight of the Conchords.

Check out our website, forum, wiki, and swag store, not to mention our brand spanking new free ringtones from Myxer.com.

Episode 1 is back!

jackasses@chickenfriedradio.com (Chicken Fried Radio) — Sat, 26 Apr 2008 00:02:00 GMT

You've come a long way, baby! As promised in an earlier episode, here it is at last. For those new to the show, you'll be surprised to find that CFR's original format was somewhat thoughtful, occasionally erudite, and featured 34% fewer F-bombs. Listen as T.E. patronizes Ryan! Hear Ryan challenge T.E.'s chauvinism! Learn about Dead Groovy!

This was recorded way back in August 2005, when hurricane Katrina was a petite tropical storm, and there were only 12 Scary Movie sequels! It's about exactly an hour, and fills up 13.6 megs of your hard drive.

Check out our website, our forum, our wiki, our cafepress swag, our myspace page, and download ringtones from myxer.com!

Episode 72 Is Here!

jackasses@chickenfriedradio.com (Chicken Fried Radio) — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 05:38:00 GMT

It's the -Guilty Pleasures- episode! This time around, we talk about the things we love. Did I say love? I meant, that stuff, uh, sucks. Yeah, we don't like that stuff. It's, um, dumb and terrible and bad and- oh, who are we kidding? We love dreck and cheeze and crap!

This episode clocks in at 70 minutes. The song is -Barbie Girl- by Aqua. The enhanced podcast pictures are all furry and lovable. Oh, except that ONE.

Non-canonical Episode E is here!

jackasses@chickenfriedradio.com (Chicken Fried Radio) — Sat, 5 Apr 2008 19:05:00 GMT

It's the "CFR Sketches Compilation: part II!" It's the best of Crackhead Cosby, Coach Miller, Officer Trevino, Floofy, and all the others. Compiled from January 2007 to March 2008, this compilation includes every sketch the Jackasses recorded from episode 60 to episode 71. It's 55 minutes and 19 megs. For all you neo-Luddites, we're posting it as an old-school .mp3 file.
Don't forget to check out the ever-expanding wiki page here, and buy some non-useless CFR swag here!

Episode 71 Is Here!

jackasses@chickenfriedradio.com (Chicken Fried Radio) — Wed, 2 Apr 2008 05:01:00 GMT

It's the "CFR Rummage Sale" epsiode! Chicken Fried Radio cleans out the basement with leftover links and random unstructured statements that have no unifying theme. So, yeah... pretty much your standard-issue CFR episode.

This one clocks in at 61 minutes. The song at the end is "CFR Is Back" by Mayhem.

CFR Information Dissemination - April 2008

jackasses@chickenfriedradio.com (Chicken Fried Radio) — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 13:47:00 GMT

News! March was a banner month for CFR, just 2008 is beginning to look like the year we're finally gonna "turn the corner!"

Past *Our enhanced podcasts with images galore have been well-received, even though there seem to be some of you who don't know how to download codecs... :)

Present *April's "Pecker of the Month" is BrandNameCommercial! BNC developed a slew of CFR print ads that the Jackasses plastered all over downtown Austin during SXSW!

*We just debuted "Livin' the Dream," hosted by revver.com. Over 600 views as of March 31.

*Brand new, ginormous wiki at wiki.chickenfriedradio.com. More info about CFR than I know!

*Brand new, ginormous merch at www.cafepress.com/chickenfriedrad

*Podcastalley hates us more than ever. We're #7 in comedy, and about to put out a cigarette on the butt of Keith and the Girl!

Future *May 3, 2008 will find the Jackasses at San Antonio's PodCamp, starting at 8 AM. We'll probably still be drunk from the night before.

*TE will be reposting our very first shows during "off" weeks starting very soon.

*Just as soon as we get the code up, we're gonna start the I Has Canned Cheezburger-o-Meter, to raise funds for a website overhaul.

Other News *Abbie and Reuben have written a feature-length script, and are well into preproduction on the project.

It's a great time to be a creator and consumer of podcast comedy, and guess what? I'm typing this while at work!

Catch ya later, flatulators.

--Xian 2008.03.31

Livin' the Dream: Episode 1 is Here!

jackasses@chickenfriedradio.com (Chicken Fried Radio) — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 05:30:00 GMT

Six months late, but here it is, the first official Chicken Fried Radio vidcast. This release format is still in its experimental stages. BTW, each time you view one of our videos, we get a pinky nail closer to quitting our dayjobs.

Enjoy!

Jackass Wedding Spectacular '07!

jackasses@chickenfriedradio.com (Chicken Fried Radio) — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 21:45:00 GMT

On July 7, 2007, Xian and Abbey tied the knot. T.E. busted out his Swiss Army knife and sliced through it, which was good, since the knot was in Abbey's puppet hair. Also, Ryan later serenaded us, Finn officiated, Reuben showed up for the free food and booze, and Craig looked on in horror. It's the Jackass Wedding Spectacular '07 video, now available as an .mp4 for play on your iPod or portable media player of your choice.

Episode 70 Is Here!

jackasses@chickenfriedradio.com (Chicken Fried Radio) — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 05:01:00 GMT

It's the PSP Episode! But it's not what you're thinking, see. PSP stands for Public Safety Professionals! This one's all about cops, medics, and studly, incredibly attractive firefighters! No cats were dropped in the making of this episode.

This one runs about 62 minutes. The song at the end is "TSA Gangstaz" by, um, TSA Gangstaz. As an added bonus, EVERY IMAGE in our enhanced podcast is by T.E.'s favorite artist, Mark Ryden.

Old Video!: Stupid and Lazy Get Carjacked

jackasses@chickenfriedradio.com (Chicken Fried Radio) — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 02:37:00 GMT

No one's yet complained about Christian using this RSS feed to pimp his college film school projects, so here's another!

Set in primitive times, circa 1997, Stupid and Lazy get carjacked was the brainchild of Christian Huey, Chris Kotrla, and Mark Henkin. So far the only access even we have to this video is through youtube (don't ask). Here's the link, in case you wanna see how hunky Christian was before his metabolism slowed.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2fSylctYbo&feature=related

Episode 69 Is Here!

jackasses@chickenfriedradio.com (Chicken Fried Radio) — Wed, 5 Mar 2008 14:45:00 GMT

Fasten your seatbelts, folks! It's the Deceptively Vanilla-Titled Alt Sex episode! It's all pee pee and poo poo and bicycles and bears... sort of like the circus of your dreams, you freak. If you value your job, you WILL NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES display the associated visuals from our enhanced podcast features at work!

This episode runs about 75 minutes. The song at the end is "The Dominatrix Sleeps Tonight," by Dominatrix.

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The Freak Show: Boardroom of Doom

jackasses@chickenfriedradio.com (Chicken Fried Radio) — Wed, 27 Feb 2008 03:23:00 GMT

Back by popular demand! That means two people asked for it! It's that 1999 chestnut by Reuben and Xian, "The Freak Show: Boardroom of Doom!" Enjoy this pre-CFR nugget and wonder aloud why Reuben and Xian bothered in the first place. Check out the humble origins of Floofy, Mr. Man, the Dustmites, and the Space Hicks. Now converted to mp4 format for all that watch-on-your-ipod goodness.

Old Video!: The Freak Show: Boardroom of Doom

jackasses@chickenfriedradio.com (Chicken Fried Radio) — Sat, 23 Feb 2008 23:54:00 GMT

Back by popular demand! That means two people asked for it! It's that 1999 chestnut by Reuben and Xian, "The Freak Show: Boardroom of Doom!" Enjoy this pre-CFR nugget and wonder aloud why Reuben and Xian bothered in the first place. Check out the humble origins of Floofy, Mr. Man, the Dustmites, and the Space Hicks. Thanks again to the folks at megaupload.com for hosting the file. Download the 76 meg file from the following link: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=DG7SKD5Q

New Video!: Jackass Wedding Spectacular '07

jackasses@chickenfriedradio.com (Chicken Fried Radio) — Sat, 23 Feb 2008 21:12:00 GMT

July 7, 2007 was an auspicious day for the Jackasses. Xian and Abbey tied the knot in Austin, TX, and T.E. was there to... uh, help. We didn't have a congregation, though; we had an audience. Follow the link below to download the centerpiece of that (un?)holy day. Consider it a taste of what's to come with our long-awaited CFR video project. Note: It's a big honkin' DivX file at 285 megs and 27 minutes long! http://www.megaupload.com/?d=V544XIGN

Episode 68 Is Here!

jackasses@chickenfriedradio.com (Chicken Fried Radio) — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 05:01:00 GMT

It's the "Scams and Flim-Flams" episode, all about, well, um, scams. And flim-flams. Can the Jackasses go an entire episode without the whole endeavor degenerating into chaos, madness, and debauchery? What do YOU think?

Oh, almost forgot to ask... wanna buy a watch?

This episode is bloated, clocking in at about 71 minutes. The song at the end is "Public Service Announcement" by Danger Mouse.

Episode 67 Is Here!

jackasses@chickenfriedradio.com (Chicken Fried Radio) — Wed, 6 Feb 2008 22:26:00 GMT

It's the "Invent a Better Title" episode, wherein we discuss all manner of inventions and big ideas! This is our second "enhanced" podcast replete with links and images that'll pop yer eyeballs out. Call us at 678-FOWL-RANT or email jackasses@chickenfriedradio.com to tell us what you think. This episode runs about 63 minutes. The song at the end is "The Edison Museum" by They Might Be Giants.

Episode 66 Is Here!

jackasses@chickenfriedradio.com (Chicken Fried Radio) — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 09:17:00 GMT

It's the "How Many Chromosomes Does It Take?" Episode! We take on mutants, freaks, and retards of all stripes to a Bananaphone backbeat. As an added bonus, it's our first ENHANCED podcast, complete with chapters, links, and disturbing images all baked right into the file!

This episode runs about 61 minutes. The song is "Watching Scotty Die," by the Dead Milkmen.

Non-canonical Episode D is here!

jackasses@chickenfriedradio.com (Chicken Fried Radio) — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 00:57:00 GMT

It's the Episode 65 Leftovers episode! We recorded so much lame crap on January 2, 2008, we couldn't possibly fit it all into one podcast! Enjoy. It's about 16 minutes.

Introducing CFR Remixed!

jackasses@chickenfriedradio.com (Chicken Fried Radio) — Fri, 4 Jan 2008 22:55:00 GMT

During our extended hiatus, our unofficial retainer Mad Captain Ian developed a sister site of chickenfriedradio.com, at http://cfrremix.podomatic.com/ Hosted by Ryantron 2300, Ian's CFR Remix project looks promising. Check it out, won't you?

Episode 65 is here!

jackasses@chickenfriedradio.com (Chicken Fried Radio) — Fri, 4 Jan 2008 21:09:00 GMT

Wise fwom yo gwave!
The Jackasses have returned from hibernation for an all-new 2008 season. This is the "This Time We Mean It" episode, wherein T.E., Christian, and Abbey make the case as to why 2007 should be totally stricken from the record. Featuring Reuben Barr in a new Freak Show sketch, and LCD Soundsystem's "All My Friends" as the closing song. This show is 67 minutes and change. Next time it's "How Many Chromosomes Does It Take..." as we ponder some of God's more outrageous practical jokes predicated among his children.
As T.Rex sang, "Hello. Hello. It's good to be back. It's good to be back. Hello. Hello. Hello." Hello!

Slick J Licks His Boobies!

jackasses@chickenfriedradio.com (Chicken Fried Radio) — Mon, 31 Dec 2007 21:43:00 GMT

2007 was shit, wasn't it? I could detail a whole laundry list of shit that went wrong for the Jackasses in aught-seven, but I don't know what a laundry list is.

Abs and me got married (we can call that a good thing), R-ben and Chris got divorced, people died, dogs died, strokes were had by people in their thirties, Xian and Abs got this nasty ass staph infection (that I still can't get rid of), I lost my job (but got a new one), and, oh yeah... We totally forgot to do Chicken Fried Radio.

CFR will be back to front in January, following two recording sessions: one on Jan. 2, and another on Jan. 8 for our video project. Meanwhile, R-ben and I have produced an embarrassment of written and recorded material mostly based on a drunken catchphrase that should fit well in a CFR context.

Those of you who stuck around, thanks. Those who jumped ship, who can blame ya? But, it's a new year, and a brand new opportunity to recruit a new batch of Australian teenagers to the Peckerdom.

T.E., Abbey, Xian, and yes, Ryan, and R-ben, and Mad Captain Ian, and our various co-conspirators all say KWAN-zaaaaaaaaa, Ram-a-DAAAAN, and happy '08. Cheers.

--Xian 2007.12.31

Episode 64 Is Here!

jackasses@chickenfriedradio.com (Chicken Fried Radio) — Tue, 2 Oct 2007 01:43:00 GMT

My fellow Peckerheads, our long national nightmare is over. Chicken Fried Radio has returned!

It's the "Things You Should Like But Don't" episode, and it's the first in our newly-slightly-tweaked format! With a new release schedule and a HUGE project yet to be unveiled, you'll want to stay tuned and log into our message board at chickenfriedradio.com to keep up with the details.

This episode is 57 minutes long and features the song, "Colonial Williamsburg" by Tris McCall.

Episode 63 is here!

jackasses@chickenfriedradio.com (Chicken Fried Radio) — Tue, 5 Jun 2007 17:24:00 GMT

It's the "Coup d'etat!" episode, wherein the Pecker Generals (and Mystery Pecker X) commandeer the mic. Explore the close knit and not-at-all pathetic world of the Fleshlight message board, learn how to make money off of fat people, learn about KFP's unicorn fantasies, and hear the story of Ian letting a squirrel ride him all afternoon. This one clocks in at 80 minutes, and is capped off by "Praise the Lord" by Paul Oakenfield. Viva la revolucion!

Episode 62 is here!

jackasses@chickenfriedradio.com (Chicken Fried Radio) — Thu, 19 Apr 2007 23:39:00 GMT

It's the "It's the End of the World As We Know It (And CFR Feels Fine)" episode! Officially the last of the 1.0 series, Ryan rejoins the Jackasses for our not-really-final hurrah. We might as well have coined this one, "The Only Sure Things In Life," episode, as the majority of our stories center around our good friends Death and Taxes. Listen, and ask yourself: what are Abbey, Ryan, and T.E. so pissed off about? And what is Christian (always) smoking? The episode is 70 minutes long.

Slated for the summer is a series of non-canonical stop-gap installments to prevent you Peckers from enduring heavy withdrawal symptoms. There are sure to be some surprises. Season 4, and the official launch of CFR 2.0, is slated for September 1, 2007. TTFN.

Episode 61 is here!

jackasses@chickenfriedradio.com (Chicken Fried Radio) — Sun, 25 Mar 2007 06:43:00 GMT

It's the "I Saw a Leprechaun Up In a Tree!" episode. Ostensibly all about things Irish and/or drunk (in belated honor of St. Patrick's Day), the three Jackasses spend way more time waxing ludicrous about go-nowhere personal tales of love, love lost, and talking cars.

As that 8-bit shopkeeper in the Nintendo game from years past once urged, "Buy something, will ya?" at our Cafe Press shop. Also, join the Peckerhead nation via our website, and do all those things we've ordered you to do time and time again.

This episode is 77 minutes long, and features an unrequited love (for CFR) song by Mayhem.

Non-canonical Episode C is here!

jackasses@chickenfriedradio.com (Chicken Fried Radio) — Thu, 8 Mar 2007 05:31:00 GMT

It's the "all sketches" compilation episode, hosted by Antonin and Micha. Forty-plus minutes of our favorite CFR sketches recorded over the last year-and-three-quarters.

Episode 61 is just around the corner. With what is your breath baited, Peckers? Anticipation? Nightcrawlers? Check out what your fellow CF-Rnatics have to say at our message board.

Episode 21 is back!

jackasses@chickenfriedradio.com (Chicken Fried Radio) — Thu, 1 Mar 2007 06:06:00 GMT

While episode 61 is slated for March 11, wash down our recent new episode with this heady desert wine from March 2006. It's "The Kids Are All Right," another Ryan-era, CFR-Mark 1 nugget from the archives.

Check us out and meet other Peckers at chickenfriedradio.com.
Read our message boards to find out about our big plans afoot for CFR 2.0.

Episode 60 is here!

jackasses@chickenfriedradio.com (Chicken Fried Radio) — Sun, 25 Feb 2007 23:28:00 GMT

It's the "Depeche Mode" episode. Depeche Mode translates loosely into "fast fashion," which you already knew, therefore you can tell this this episode is all about the fabulous world of fashion! Big clothes, small clothes, edible clothes, regrettable clothes, and no clothes. And extra toes. That's what little CFR is made of.

Although you might miss it, T.E. utters a key phrase somewhere during the procedings. Apparently, elements are going to differ in these parts! Find out what, why, when, where, who, and how much money when you tune in to episode 60, one of the last of the CFR episodes, version 1.0.

Join the merry band of Peckers at www.chickenfriedradio.com and buy stuff from us.

Non-canonical Episode B is here!

jackasses@chickenfriedradio.com (Chicken Fried Radio) — Thu, 15 Feb 2007 03:56:00 GMT

It's the Floofy Show! Drastic times call for stopgap measures, or so says Floofy. Floofy hosts, with Markie Byoogre, an episode of the long-running Freak Show. Normally hosted by Freak World superstar Piebold Gonatious, this episode becomes a vehicle for Floofy's boundless vanity and ass-whooposity. 25 minutes of Jackass indulgence!

As always, come check out our CFR message board at chickenfriedradio.com and join the Freak Nation!

Episode 20 is back!

jackasses@chickenfriedradio.com (Chicken Fried Radio) — Thu, 8 Feb 2007 05:31:00 GMT

It's the "It's All Geek to Me" episode, from January 2006. Another classic Ryan episode. How much don't you want to know about World of Warcraft? Listen and find out!

We've got some newly recorded material at CFR studios which we'll be releasing before our dramatic unveiling of CFR 2.0. In the meantime, check out our always-active message board at chickenfriedradio.com.

Episode 33 is back!

jackasses@chickenfriedradio.com (Chicken Fried Radio) — Fri, 2 Feb 2007 06:14:00 GMT

It's the Shiny Train Wreck episode. This is a fan-favorite, and it's also Ryan's last regular appearance. The title says it all, really. We were utterly unprepared. This was recorded in May of 2006.

Check out our website at chickenfriedradio.com and meet other Peckers. Join the Peckerhead Army! Conform to our strict regimen of being different.

Episode 59 is here!

jackasses@chickenfriedradio.com (Chicken Fried Radio) — Tue, 23 Jan 2007 22:29:00 GMT

It's the "Forrest Hump" episode, or "How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bum." Hard (ahem) to believe that it's taken us a year-and-a-half to get to the sex industry as a CFR topic, but it finally arrived. (Get it? "Arrived" is a synonym of "came!") Listen, and you'll be able to answer these questions: When does a man become like Fraiser? Will a fleshlight help you find your way back to camp? And does that girl grinding in my crotch really like me?

This episode is 79 minutes. The song is "Girls of Porn" by Mr. Bungle. Celebrate Season 3 of CFR by buying our swag, and posting on our message board at chickenfriedradio.com. CFR wants to meet singles just like you!

Episode 18 is back!

jackasses@chickenfriedradio.com (Chicken Fried Radio) — Wed, 10 Jan 2007 23:17:00 GMT

T.E. is probably back from Merry ol' England, but we have yet to rev our CFR engines for season 3. Until we hit you with episode 59, enjoy this, our New Year's (2006) episode... featuring the Great Ryan Hillini!

Stay tuned, Peckerinos. We'll be back with a vengeance soon. Check out our message board in the meantime, at chickenfriedradio.com and buy some CFR swag from cafepress.com! Do it!

Episode 58 is here!

jackasses@chickenfriedradio.com (Chicken Fried Radio) — Thu, 4 Jan 2007 17:11:00 GMT

Season 3 kicks off in style with our first-ever London Remote Broadcast! T.E. flies first class without paying for it and winds up in a Victorian-era London slum. Here him wax drunkenly as Abbey and Christian share stories of Christian's recent hemorrhoidectomy! Fun! The episode clocks in at 58 minutes.

Check out our message board at chickenfriedradio.com and meet other Peckers! The opening theme is "You and Me and Chicken Fried Radio Makes 3 (vocal-less club mix)" by Christian Huey, and the closing song is "Hitsville UK" by the Clash. Stay tuned, as we're (finally) planning an advertising blitz for season 3 early in the year. Cheers.

LONDON REMOTE BROADCAST TODAY!

jackasses@chickenfriedradio.com (Chicken Fried Radio) — Tue, 2 Jan 2007 11:57:00 GMT

Our London remote broadcast is TODAY, JANUARY 2ND!

T.E. will be broadcasting live from the Prince Alfred Pub in Bayswater (112 Queensway, Bayswater tube) while the remaining Jackasses attempt to assemble the regular recording equipment back in Austin. Monkeys and typewriters, friends. Monkeys and typewriters.

This one has disaster written all over it! Why not watch (or listen to) the trainwreck yourself, LIVE? 13:00 GMT-6, or 19:00 GMT if you're a limey!

Episode 57 Is Here!

jackasses@chickenfriedradio.com (Chicken Fried Radio) — Fri, 22 Dec 2006 05:40:00 GMT

It's the -57 Channels and Nothing On- episode! It's a Jackass-palooza as we return from our hiatus to ostensibly discuss all things television. Of course, what would CFR be without tangential rants, technical SNAFUs, and disgusting personal anecdotes?

The song is -A Fistful of We Three Kings- by the High Balls.

Limeys! Help us out! The next LIVE CFR BROADCAST will be our much-anticipated LONDON REMOTE on JANUARY 2ND. We need a venue! Free Coke Blake and CFR stickers for everyone! Visit the message boards at chickenfriedradio.com for more info.

Episode 9 is back!

jackasses@chickenfriedradio.com (Chicken Fried Radio) — Fri, 15 Dec 2006 00:04:00 GMT

When, oh when, you ask will the Great Pumpkin return? Assuming that the Great Pumpkin represents a new episode of Chicken Fried Radio, that wait should be over next Tuesday, December 19, 2006. We will finally return from our extended hiatus with stories aplenty. Be there.

In the meantime, enjoy this nugget from our archives. Episode 9, the Family Focus episode, from October 2005. Cheers.

Episode 8 is back!

jackasses@chickenfriedradio.com (Chicken Fried Radio) — Thu, 7 Dec 2006 02:48:00 GMT

Still on hiatus! If it's any consolation to the Peckerhead Army, our Austin Christmas show has been a rousing success so far. Meanwhile, re-indulge your sicky bone with episode 8 of CFR: The Whole God Thing! Recorded in October 2005.

Episode 15 is back!

jackasses@chickenfriedradio.com (Chicken Fried Radio) — Thu, 30 Nov 2006 22:20:00 GMT

It's the Least Worst of Volume I! Once again! Sorry, Peckers, but our live Christmas show in Austin is in full swing, and it's taking up approximately 26 hours of our working days. It'll be at least another week before we can bring you new material. In the meantime, catch up with our first season with Abbey's premier CFR compilation! Reminisce and stuff.

Join the Peckers at chickenfriedradio.com and troll the message boards, ya weirdo.

Special Non-Canonical Episode A is here!

jackasses@chickenfriedradio.com (Chicken Fried Radio) — Sun, 26 Nov 2006 14:39:00 GMT

It's Professor J. Arglebargle's music episode! This one is a "collector's edition;" consider it outside the canon of our normal CFR episodes. Mad Captain Ian has assembled for our listening pleasure 47 minutes of glorious CFR-featured or inspired tunes, including "It's a Beautiful Day," (not the one with Larry Mullens, Jr. and Adam Clayton), Leonard Nimoy's chestnut "Bilbo Baggins," and many, many others.

Stay tuned for next Wednesday when the Captain presents the long-awaited Least Worst of, Volume III!... And afterward, we may consider actually recording a new episode. We'll see.

Check out our website at chickenfriedradio.com and meet other Peckers on the message board. Out!

Episode 12 is back!

jackasses@chickenfriedradio.com (Chicken Fried Radio) — Thu, 16 Nov 2006 03:46:00 GMT

The Jackasses have been working time-and-a-half with their infamous "other performance thing" they do locally in Austin, so... we're late with this week's installment. In the meantime, enjoy revisiting episode 12: "My Country's Better Than Your Country," from November 2005. Check back with us next Wednesday for episode 57: "57 Channels and Nothin' On."

Listen to our thirst-slaking streaming audio and meet other Peckers at our website, chickenfriedradio.com

Episode 56 Is Here!

jackasses@chickenfriedradio.com (Chicken Fried Radio) — Thu, 9 Nov 2006 05:55:00 GMT

Here comes the *Halloween Was Last Week, You Jackasses* episode. It runs about 73 minutes, and in this one we manage to disgust even ourselves. We take on the bad costume ideas, Chuck E. Cheese, and a Very Special CFR News Item.

Tune in next week for the *57 Channels and Nothing On* episode. All things television, ya know.

If you are still a neophyte, you really owe it to yourself to visit chickenfriedradio.com and meet other sick bastards on our message boards.

Episode 55 Is Here!

jackasses@chickenfriedradio.com (Chicken Fried Radio) — Wed, 1 Nov 2006 21:12:00 GMT

It's the *I Had This Really Weird Dream* episode! This one is massive, clocking in at a whopping 1 hour and 40 minutes of sleep-inducing goodness! We examine lucid dreaming, sneaky bug boys, a nightmarish crawling Xian, and more!

The song is *39* by the Bush League Jackasses.

Next week, we present the *Halloween Was Last Week, You Jackasses* episode. Listen live via Skypecast on Saturday, November 4th at 3pm CST. Visit chickenfriedradio.com for more details, and to meet other Peckers!

Episode 54 is here!

jackasses@chickenfriedradio.com (Chicken Fried Radio) — Thu, 26 Oct 2006 01:07:00 GMT

It's "The Democracy Circus" episode! Election season is here in the U S of A, and we're celebrating our broken wide-open, Diebold and Rove-controlled system with 79 minutes of first amendment exercises. We promise copious coverage of our favorite congressional pedophile Mark Foley, as well as a good dig or two at Senator Santorum, Democratic leader Nancy Pelosi, and many other legislative jesters.

If you're from across the pond, or across the galaxy, it may be bewildering to think this stuff isn't (entirely) fictional. For those of us living in this red-blue political potluck dinner we call America, it's precisely the kind of Twilight Zone-ish drug trip we've come to expect in this Idiocracy (courtesy Mike Judge, all rights reserved).

Join the Peckerhead Army, vote (democracy, anyone?) for us on podcastalley.com, and listen to us via streaming audio on our website.
Oh, yeah, and non-felon, 18-or-over Americans... GO FREAKIN' VOTE on November 7! DO IT!

Episode 53 is here!

jackasses@chickenfriedradio.com (Chicken Fried Radio) — Wed, 18 Oct 2006 04:51:00 GMT

It's the "It Was the Dog" episode! We may have finally hit our nadir with this one, folks. All bodily functions; that's the theme. The wetter, the greasier, the chunkier, the nastier; the better. Any pretensions we may have had at seeming at least pseudo-intellectual are entirely defenestrated during these 80 minutes. We categorize farts, tell of Presidential puking, and showcase coprophilic personal ads; all with the aid of our special guest host, Reuben Barr.

SPECIAL FEATURE! T.E. keeps his end of the bargain following our latest fundraiser. Can he down a gallon of whole milk within an hour without spewing it all over his wife's wool rug? Listen and see! Watch and hear!

The song is "Eye of the Tiger"--in two versions: the Survivor classic and a cover by Paul Anka(!). Come check out our new and improved website and join the Peckerhead Army. We now offer all kinds of CFR-related swag!

Episode 52 is here!

jackasses@chickenfriedradio.com (Chicken Fried Radio) — Sun, 8 Oct 2006 09:00:00 GMT

It's the -You, Me, Eat, Applebee's- episode (or, -Me Likey Food Good,- for our more literate listeners)! The three Jackasses tuck in for seventy-seven courses (minutes) of bizarre comestibles, or bizarre stories about normal comestibles. Don't even try to sneak into the express lane with all of these topics: pornographic pastries, cucumbers that cause car collisions, a cannibal cooking show, and countless other comedic chow. Plus, Jefferson Roosevelt Washington III takes more of your questions.

The song is -Spam- by Weird Al Yankovik. Join the Peckerhead Army at chickenfriedradio.com and help us win the Battle of Podcast Alley! Next episode, will the CFR coffers be lined heavily enough to subject T.E. to gastric upset via a gallon of whole milk in under an hour? Come back and find out.

Episode 51 is here!

jackasses@chickenfriedradio.com (Chicken Fried Radio) — Mon, 2 Oct 2006 01:56:00 GMT

It's the "Bushleague Jackass Anniversary Party, part 2!" Ryan leaves the party, Abbey goes down to Georgia, MCI roasts us (again), and a host of other occurences transpire in a continued celebratory orgiastic display.
Next week, it's "You, Me, Eat, Applebee's" wherein we'll discuss gastronomic delights and not-so-delights.

The song is "How's Your News?" plus "The Devil Went Down to Georgia." This episode is 58 minutes. Join the Peckerhead Army at chickenfriedradio.com. Listen to the dulcet tones of our streaming audio!

Episode 50 is here!

jackasses@chickenfriedradio.com (Chicken Fried Radio) — Thu, 21 Sep 2006 00:01:00 GMT

It's the "Bushleague Jackass Anniversary Party" episode! First, they said it couldn't be done. Then, they said it wouldn't be done. Recently, they said it shouldn't be done. But we said "screw you" to all of the above, and Chicken Fried Radio has survived its first year of existence! In podcasting terms, that puts us about as old as the California Redwoods.

The Ryantron 2300 is in the shop for repairs, but we managed to find a decent replacement -- Ryan Hill! That's right; he's back for a limited time only. This one's another two-parter. Episode 51 (part 2) will be posted next week. You, me, Chicken Fried Radio's second year... it'll be great.

This episode is 61 minutes. The song is the theme from "Perfect Strangers." Check out our message board at chickenfriedradio.com and join the Peckerhead Army. Our site proudly boasts succulent, savory, streaming audio.

Episode 49 is here!

jackasses@chickenfriedradio.com (Chicken Fried Radio) — Sat, 9 Sep 2006 17:40:00 GMT

It's the "Public Pleasures" episode! We tell tales of individuals whose superegos are asleep on the job. Masturbation, defecation, fornication, and a whole litany of behaviors you ought to keep behind closed doors, but don't. Put on your favorite trenchcoat (the one with the sheepskin lining) and tune in. We've got two mashups featured: one from PIYB and one from Kaiser.

Next week is the big 5-oh! Jackass Emeritus Ryan Hill has threatened to return for our reunion show that's coincidentally all about reunions.

Check out our message board at chickenfriedradio.com and talk to fellow Peckers. Our site features delectable streaming audio!

Episode 48 is here!

jackasses@chickenfriedradio.com (Chicken Fried Radio) — Fri, 1 Sep 2006 04:21:00 GMT

It's the "Gooble Gobble, One of Us!" episode. Guaranteed to be our best new episode in more than a month, it's all things FREAKS! After listening you'll be able to answer such questions as, "HOW many pounds of hair!?!" and, "What was the name of that moving company?"

This episode is 65 minutes long. The song, which will stick in your head LONG after you wish it would go away, is "Pigs and Butter."

Next week, it's the "Mumble... er, I dunno," episode. That means we haven't settled on a topic, ya see. Why don't you mosey on over to the message board at chickenfriedradio.com and help us decide? You'll be able to listen LIVE on Monday, September 4th at 16:30 Central Daylight Savings Time, if you're of a mind. Visit the website to learn how!

Episode 6 is here! Once more!

jackasses@chickenfriedradio.com (Chicken Fried Radio) — Thu, 24 Aug 2006 00:59:00 GMT

T.E. is still unpacking boxes; Christian and Abbey are writing lesson plans and grading papers. Long story short -- we're still on hiatus. Meanwhile, enjoy this ol' nugget from our archives: "Episode 6: Police and Thieves!" This was recorded back in October 2005 at the Hideout theatre in Austin, TX.

This episode is 56 minutes long. The song is "Bankrobber" by the Clash. Meet other Peckers on our message board at chickenfriedradio.com. Listen on our site via luscious, creamy, streaming audio. With any luck, "Episode 48: Least Worst of, Vol. III" will be posted next week. And after that... sorry, gang. No spoilers!

Episode 5 is here! ...er...again!

jackasses@chickenfriedradio.com (Chicken Fried Radio) — Wed, 16 Aug 2006 22:48:00 GMT

Due to life's many hurdles, it's the "Selling It!" episode reduxed! We've got e-bay finds, T-shirt Hell, and 17% more poop jokes than usual. Oh, and Ryan goes absolutely apeshit.

This episode runs 64 minutes long. The song is by Strongbad. Come check out our message board at chickenfriedradio.com and meet other Peckers. Our site features luscious streaming audio.

Episode 47 is here!

jackasses@chickenfriedradio.com (Chicken Fried Radio) — Mon, 7 Aug 2006 00:35:00 GMT

It's the "Chicken Fried OooWEEooo" episode, Part 2! More ghost stories! More poorly conducted interviews! More Hawking! More Ringo (aka Craig)! And an all-new mashup by Kaiser (but P.I.Y.B. deserves credit, too).

The song is "I Put a Spell on You" performed by Bryan Ferry. This episode is 61 minutes long.

Come check out our message board at chickenfriedradio.com and meet other Peckers. Now with streaming audio spookiness!

Episode 46 is here!

jackasses@chickenfriedradio.com (Chicken Fried Radio) — Sun, 30 Jul 2006 00:46:00 GMT

It's the "Chicken Fried 'OooWEEooo': Part 1" Episode! That's right; it's CFR's first two-parter. Now have we jumped the shark? Spooky stuff: ghosts, clairvoyance, poltregeists, telekinesis... Craig!

The great Dr. Stephen Hawking would only accept cash as payment, but we got 'im back! Plus two comedic gems unearthed from the CFR mines, never before aired.

This episode is 71 minutes long. The song is "Dead Man's Party" by Oingo Boingo. Come check out our message board at chickenfriedradio.com and meet other Peckers. Our site features luscious streaming audio.

Episode 45 is here!

jackasses@chickenfriedradio.com (Chicken Fried Radio) — Fri, 21 Jul 2006 16:44:00 GMT

It's our "Big Gay Episode!" Gay gangsta rappers, coprophillic Supreme Court Justices, and an indecent proposal from T.E. to Christian all here on our guaranteed gayest episode ever.

This episode is just under 80 minutes. The song is by Stephen Lynch. Come check us out at chickenfriedradio.com and meet other Peckers on our message board. With streaming audio goodness! Huzzah!

Episode 44 is here!

jackasses@chickenfriedradio.com (Chicken Fried Radio) — Mon, 17 Jul 2006 06:27:00 GMT

The long awaited "Chicken Fried (CENSORED)" episode has arrived! The following items have been officially redacted by The Man: North Korean tour guides, banned books that burn at 451 degrees Farenheit, and a very penitent Lester Sniffit. Plus, a network failure halfway into the program leaves us with only our (half-)wits to complete the show. Coincidence?? Probably!

This episode, after a few - ahem - revisions, is 70 minutes long. The song is "Freedom of Choice" by DEVO.

Check us out at chickenfriedradio.com and mingle with other Peckers on our message board. Now with streaming audio goodness!