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સોફ્ટવેર એન્જિનિયર્સને લાગુ પડતી કે સંબંધિત કહેવતો: LOL

2008-10-06T22:14:00.001-07:00

કોડ કરે તેનું CV વેચાય (બોલે તેનાં બોર વેચાય).
જેવો પ્રોજેક્ટ, તેવો
કોડ (જેવો દેશ, તેવો વેશ).
પ્રોજેક્ટ મેનેજર કોડ કરે નહી ને, ડેવલોપરને
શિખામણ આપે (ગાંડી સાસરે જાય નહી ને, ડાહ્યીને શિખામણ આપે).
QA ને માથે
કોડ (ગાંડીને માથે બેડું).
પ્રોજેક્ટ મેનેજર કરતાં ડેવલોપર્સ ડાહ્યા
(કુંભાર કરતાં ગધેડાં ડાહ્યા).
કોણે કહ્યું હતું, બેટા, સોફ્ટવેર
એન્જિનિયર બનજો? (કોણે કહ્યું હતું, બેટા, બાવળે ચડજો?).
એક લાઇનની
કોમેન્ટ માટે આખું સોફ્ટવેર કમ્પાઇલ કરવું (અડધા પાપડ માટે નાત જમાડવી).
ડેવલોપર માત્ર બગને પાત્ર (માણસ માત્ર ભૂલને પાત્ર).
સો દિવસ પ્રોજેક્ટ
મેનેજરનાં, એક દિવસ ડેવલોપર્સનો (સો દાડા સાસુનાં, એક દાડો વહુનો).
પ્રોજેક્ટ
ક્રેશનો ભોગ બનેલો કોમેન્ટ્સનું પણ બેકઅપ લે.(દુધનો દાઝ્યો છાસ પણ ફુકી ફુકીને
પીવે.)
એક્સેપ્શન કાઢતા બગ પેઠો.(બકરુ કાઢતા ઉંટ પેઠુ)
ડેસ્કટોપ
પર ફાઇલ ને સર્ચએન્જિનમાં શોધાશોધ.(કેડમાં છોકરું ને ગામમાં ઢંઢેરો…પ્રેરણા -
જુ.કિ. દાદા)
ઝાઝા પ્રોગ્રામર કોડ બગાડે.(ઝાઝા રસોઇયા રસોઇ બગાડે)

B'day Celebration

2008-06-23T04:23:00.001-07:00

Today's praveen's 25th b'day ..
praveen is my colleague @ storrz and just now he joined .. none of us did know @ his b'day .. after pooran and chandan brought cake ..we came to know.

celebration of b'day was bit surprise for praveen and us also.

here are few snaps of celebration

Praveen My Colleague

Here is video.. Cake looks hot in video..

Life without sorrow is unenjoyable

2008-06-02T03:03:00.000-07:00

hey today afternoon vipz (best friend) sent me a nice poem .. its heart touching , inspired me a lot and filled me with positive energy, especially when i m going through bad time.

In my case i enjoyed my life most when problems caught me.

Fighting with problems which are new to you, which u r facing first time is life gives you most valuable knowledge called experience . without troubles, tension, stress, challenges life is waste.. as you are not learning anything new in life, and wasting your time. Rest of the time you spend just enjoying/suffering from your success/failure.

We can't solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them.

All the best everybody! Live life fullest !!!

Is what they call deadlock!

2008-05-20T20:56:00.001-07:00

Boss said to secretary: For a week we will go abroad, so make arrangements.

Secretary make call to Husband: For a week my boss and I will be going abroad, you look after yourself.

Husband make call to secret lover: My wife is going abroad for a week, so let's spend the week together.

Secret lover make call to small boy whom she is giving private tuition: I have work for a week, so you need not come for class.

Small boy make call to his grandfather: Grandpa, for week I don't have classes 'coz my teacher is busy. Let's spend the week together.

Grandpa (the 1st boss ;)) make call to his secretary: This week I am spending my time with my grandson. We cannot attend that meeting.

Secretary make call to her husband: This week my boss has some work, we cancelled our trip.

Husband make call to secret lover: We cannot spend this week together; my wife has cancelled her trip.

Secret lover make call to small boy whom she is giving private tution: This week we will have class as usual.

Small boy make call to his grandfather: Grandpa, my teacher said this week I have to attend class. Sorry I can't give you company.

Grandpa (boss) make call to his secretary: Don't worry this week we will attend that meeting,

so make arrangements!!!!!!

Cool gadget to find out “HOW OLD IS THIS JAR OF FOOD?”

2008-04-15T04:04:00.000-07:00

CA based company launches the first ever digital day counter, the DaysAgo. With one touch of a button, this unique device starts to record the days elapsed since an action occurred. The DaysAgo is placed on top of food containers to identify how many days ago the container was opened so that the consumer will know when the contents are likely to expire. basically its is combination of magnetic strip and digital counter.

You can use it on food containers to let you know how many days ago you opened it, closed it, tried it, sauced it, grew it, etc.

isn't it really cool implementation of technology in social manner?
http://www.howmanydaysago.com/

My Photo on Coverpage of FAME

2008-04-01T06:00:00.001-07:00

Create Fake Magazine Covers with your own picture at MagMyPic.com

please leave a comment if you like~!

Uncertainty on Valentine's Day

2008-02-19T22:00:00.000-08:00

Call me Free

2008-01-30T01:51:00.001-08:00

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Edit The Look Of Any Website As Per Your Needs

2008-01-16T03:45:00.000-08:00

Yes you read the heading very correct. You can edit the look of any website the way you wish. Do you like the yahoo homepage and want to add your name instead of the yahoo logo? You can do that and than take the screenshot and show it to your friends. They will surely jump of there seats!

Just drag Edit Site bookmarklet to your bookmarks toolbar and your job is done. Open the site you need to edit and than click on the bookmark which you just now made and there you go, the complete site is ready to look the way you want it to be. Time to have fun!

Which one should i give to my girlfriend on Valentine's Day ?

2008-01-16T00:11:00.000-08:00

Get Your Own! See Comments

manoj's B'day party @ The Riceball (M.G Road)

2007-12-25T04:41:00.001-08:00

manoj's B'day party @ The Riceball (M.G Road)

Chirstmas

Bangalore Palace Made With Cake

25/12/2007

school nostalgia

2007-12-11T03:33:00.001-08:00

My Celibrity Look-aLikes

2007-12-06T23:25:00.000-08:00

Chanakya's Quotes ...... Worth Reading a Million Times.

2007-11-28T20:39:00.000-08:00

"A person should not be too honest.
Straight trees are cut first
and Honest people are victimised first."
Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC 75 BC)

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"Even if a snake is not poisonous,
it should pretend to be venomous."
Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC-275 BC)

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"The biggest guru-mantra is: Never share your secrets with anybody. ! It will destroy you."
Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC-275 BC)

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"There is some self-interest behind every friendship.
There is no Friendship without self-interests.
This is a bitter truth."
Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC-275 BC)

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"Before you start some work, always ask yourself three questions - Why am I doing it, What the results might be and Will I be successful. Only when you think deeply
and find satisfactory answers to these questions, go ahead."
Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC-275 BC)

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"As soon as the fear approaches near, attack and destroy it."
Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC-275 BC)

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"Once you start working on something,
don't be afraid of failure and
don't abandon it.
People who work sincerely are the happiest."
Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC-275BC)

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"The fragrance of flowers spreads
only in the direction of the wind.
But the goodness of a person spreads in all direction."
Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC-275BC)

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"A man is great by deeds, not by birth."
Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC-275BC)

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"Treat your kid like a darling for the first five years.
For the next five years, scold them.
By the time they turn sixteen, treat them like a friend.
Your grown up children are your best friends."
Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC-275BC)

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"Books are as useful to a stupid person
as a mirror is useful to a blind person."
Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC-275BC)

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"Education is the best friend.
An educated person is respected everywhere.
Education beats the beauty and the youth."
Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC-275BC)

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Barcamp 5 @ IIM Bangalore on 17,18th nov 07

2007-11-22T05:03:00.001-08:00

BarCamp is an ad-hoc gathering born from the desire for people to share and learn in an open environment. It is an intense event with discussions, demos, and interaction from participants

Here are some of photos of IIMB & Barcamp..

this was my first barcamp.. i enjoyed collectives.. ,food.. and lot more..

Kya tu bhi Soft Engg hai MAMUUU

2007-11-20T22:18:00.001-08:00

appun jaise tappori s/w Engg. ko kya maalum...
saala programming kis chidiya kaa naam hai...

copy paste kaa kaam miltaa hai bass appun khush...!!!

fir yeh coding kaa lafdaa locha kaiko?

are kaiko ?

arre kaiko re?

fir ek din boleto appun ko project mila.....

ya haaaaaaaaaa!!!!

saala appun ka khopdi chakkar kha gaya .....

computer ke saath dil saala takkar kha gayaa...!!!

din bhar appun computer ke aagge...

koi lafdaa nahi kuch nahi...

Boss bola kya be munna saala tu bhi programmer bann gaya...!!!

ye munnabhai kya coding bana rela hai baap...!!!

(fir ...? fir kya huwa..?)

fir ek din appun ne coding poora kar diya...

form poora karke appun ne testing ko bhej diya...!!!

lagataa tha ab appun kaa kaam khatam ho gaya .....!!!

par module me issues dekhake sala appun darr gaya ....!!!

appun ke saamne tester ne mere coding me ki galtiyaa nikali... aapun
ke coding ki poori waat laga di.... appun udharich khadaa thaa... par
appun kuch nahi bola... kaiko bolega? kaiko...?

saala ek, ek kaam kiya thaa... usme bhi itne bugs...

par appun ek aansu nahi roya...

kaiko royega...?

kaiko..?

saala appunich yedaa thaa naa...!!!

agale din se phir wohi life chalu...

wohi mails forward karnaa, wohi messages, wohi template, wohi
assignments... saala itnaa mails forward kiya...itnaa mails forward
kiya... log samze mail server down hoyega... bhoolneka hai bhoolneka
hai par kya karega...!!!

training milke bhi jab kaam nahi miltaa hai...

haa thoda bore huwa par chaltaa hai...

(phir ...? phir kya huwa..?)

fir ...?

fir kya...?

fir agale din appun ko aur ek project mila...!!!

shaappak...

saala appun ka khopdi phir chakkar kha gaya ......

computer ke saath dil saala phir takkar kha gayaa...!!!

ho ho ho hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Children days @ GarudaMall

2007-11-18T23:09:00.001-08:00

n India Children's Day day is celebrated on November 14 every year. This date the marks the birth anniversary of independent India’s first Prime Minister, Pandit Jawaharlal Nehru. Children's day is celebrated on this day in recognition of his lifelong passion and work for the welfare, education and development of children and young people.

this Nov 14 2007 i spent my time @ garuda mall ..

below are few of the snaps..

there were lots of cultural activities done by childrens.like Solo Singing, Playing piano ,Magik show , Dance Sequences by Mangalore's Group & Fashion Show By Body Craft.

My New Year Trip to Mysore

2007-11-13T05:13:00.001-08:00

This diwali & new Year i had celebrated with my parents @ mysore.
here are few snaps of my 2 days most enjoying journey.

for more photos see http://www.flickr.com/photos/chin2prajapati

Firebug For IE realesed bye DebugBar

2007-10-25T00:24:00.001-07:00

good news for all web developers is that now thay can debug javascript with a tool
called Companion.JS
Developed by http://www.debugbar.com Download executable @
http://www.my-debugbar.com/wiki/CompanionJS/HomePage

Companion.JS (pronounced Companion dot JS
or CJS) is a Javascript debugger for IE. The current version is 0.2, adding the
following features to IE :

* Detailled javascript error reporting (call stack and real
file name where the error occured).

* "Firebug"-like
Console API feature.

* Javascript console feature useful to inspect javascript objects at runtime.

* A toolbar icon to open the Companion.JS panel.

Here are some screenshots :

Detailled Error reporting

In the top-left corner the notifying panel which pops-up when an error occurs in
the current page if the Companion.JS panel is not open. At the bottom of the page...

Console API feature

Vinod's Reception

2007-10-04T05:56:00.001-07:00

it was wonderful experience of attaining Reception of Vinod's marriage.
Vinod is our dance class's (Body Kraft) Choreographer.
first time i attained pure south Indian marriage. Food was mouth watering and Overall
Arrangement of was very nice.

below is my dance class Group.

Storrz.com Online shopping goes mad :)

2007-10-04T05:22:00.001-07:00

Storrz.com is offering 50Rs off for first time purchase

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Storrz.com Welcome to Online Shopping Mall

2007-09-30T23:52:00.001-07:00

I think its the First Online Shopping Mall where you can shop for Groceries Online.They deliver the order within 24 hrs.Thats pretty cool!! I had ordered for Cookie Man's Choc Chip cookies in the morning and I received it in the evening They have lotz of good brands like MTR, Mars (snickers,twix, bounty), Namdharis Fresh groceries, Pedigree et al..

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Nothing Fails Like Success

2007-08-17T23:00:00.001-07:00

The More successful you and your organization become, the more humble and devoted to your customers you need to be.The More committed to efficiency and relentless improvement you need to be. The Faster you need to Play.The more value you need to add. Because the moment you stop doing very things that got you to the top of mountain is the very moment you begin the slide down to the valley

From
THE GREATNESS GUIDE - ROBIN SHARMA

Narayana Murthy's views on staying late in the office

2007-08-16T01:30:00.001-07:00

It's half past 8 in the office

but the lights are still on...
PCs still running,
coffee machines still buzzing...
and who's at work?
Most of them??? Take a closer look...
All or most specimens are ??-something male species of the human race...
Look closer... again all or most of them are bachelors...
and why are they sitting late? Working hard? No way!!!
Any guesses???
Let's ask one of them...
Here's what he says... "What's there 2 do after going home... here we get to surf, AC, phone, food, coffee.. that is why I am working late... importantly no bossssssss!!!!!!!!!!!
This is the scene in most research centers and software companies and other off-shore offices.
Bachelors "time-passing" during late hours in the office just bcoz they say they've nothing else to do...
Now what r the consequences... read on...
"Working"(for the record only) late hours soon becomes part of the institute or company culture.
With bosses more than eager to provide support to those "working" late in the form of taxi vouchers, food vouchers and of course good feedback,(oh, he's a hard worker... goes home only to change..!!).They aren't helping things too... To hell with bosses who don't understand the difference between "sitting" late and "working" late!!!
Very soon, the boss start expecting all employees to put in extra working hours.
So, My dear Bachelors let me tell you, life changes when u get married and start having a family... office is no longer a priority, family is... and that's when the problem starts... becoz u start having commitments at home too.
For your boss, the earlier "hardworking" guy suddenly seems to become a "early leaver" even if u leave an hour after regulartime... after doing the same amount of work.
People leaving on time after doing their tasks for the day are labeled as work-shirkers...
Girls who thankfully always (its changing nowadays... though) leave on time are labeled as "not up to it". All the while, the bachelors pat their own backs and carry on "working" not realizing that they r spoiling the work culture at their own place and never realize that they wuld have to regret at one point of time.
*So what's the moral of the story?? *
* Very clear, LEAVE ON TIME!!!
* Never put in extra time " *unless really needed *"
* Don't stay back un-necessarily and spoil your company work culture which will in turn cause inconvenience to you and your colleagues. There are hundred other things to do in the evening..
Learn music...
Learn a foreign language...
try a sport... TT, cricket.........
* And for heaven's sake net cafe rates have dropped to an all-time low (plus, no fire-walls) and try cooking for a change.
Take a tip from the Smirnoff ad: *"Life's calling, where are you??"*

Please pass on this message to all those colleagues And please do it before leaving time, don't stay back till midnight to
forward this!!!

A Friendship Poem by Shakti

2007-08-15T21:55:00.001-07:00

Hello friends One of my best friend Shakti Parmar wrote a poem.Actually he published his poem on the friendship day 05th August 2007.
He wants to dedicated his poem to all dear Friends…

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Dost jab dil k pass
Hota hai tab us se pyar hota hai,

Lekin jab VO dost dur
Hota hai tab us pyar ka ehsas hota hai…

Dost jab dil k pass
Hota hai tab pyar ki yade banti hai,

Lekin jab VO dost dur
Hota hai tab VO yade hi sanse banti hai, hai…

Dost jab dil k pass
Hota hai tab jindgi rahe banati hai,

Lekin jab VO dost dur
Hota hai tab jindgi khud rahe dhundati hai…

Dost jab dil k pass
Hota hai tab sub kuch POSSIBLE lagta hai,

Lekin jab VO dost dur
Hota hai tab sub kuch IMPOSSIBLE lagta hai…

Dost jab dil k pass
Hota hai tab KISMAT sath deti hai,

Lekin jab VO dost dur
Hota hai tab KISMAT bhi dur rehti hai…

Dost jab dil k pass
Hota hai tab sub sundar lagte hai,

Lekin jab VO dost dur
Hota hai tab khud bhi bud-surat lagte hai…

Dost jab dil k pass
Hota hai tab mot bhi jivan lagta hai,

Lekin jab VO dost dur
Hota hai tab ye jivan hi mot banta hai…

Dost jab dil k pass
Hota hai tab har pal jivan lagta hai,

Lekin jab VO dost dur
Hota hai tab har pal mot lagta hai…

Dost jab dil k pass
Hota hai tab dil hum KO pagal karta hai,

Lekin jab VO dost dur
Hota hai tab ye dil hum KO ghayal karta hai…

Dost jab dil k pass
Hota hai tab hum unhe PROMISE karta hai,

Lekin jab VO dost dur
Hota hai tab hum unhe MISS karta hai…

Dost jab dil k pass
Hota hai tab hum unhe satate hai,

Lekin jab VO dost dur
Hota hai tab VO hame satate hai…

Dost jab dil k pass
Hota hai tab VO hume hasate hai,

Lekin jab VO dost dur
Hota hai tab VO hame rulate hai…

Dost jab dil k pass
Hota hai tab hum FRIENDSHIPDAY manate hai,

Lekin jab VO dost dur
Hota hai tab VO FRIENDSHIPBELT hame satate hai…

Dost jab dil k pass
Hota hai tab hum UN par marte hai,

Lekin jab VO dost dur
Hota hai tab hum unke liye hi jite hai…

Dost jab dil k pass
Hota hai tab VO hame khuda lagte hai,

Lekin jab VO dost dur
Hota hai tab khuda hi hamare dost bante hai…
Written by: Shakti Parmar
shaktisinh_ldce@yahoo.com
shaktimails4u@gmail.com

Please fill free to give comments on poem..
How is it ?

©2007 Shakti Parmar.