tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-40542183709486332602024-09-04T13:31:43.316+02:00Miguel de Cabo,http://www.blogger.com/profile/13965889743809288423noreply@blogger.comBlogger47125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4054218370948633260.post-44140062318486712862012-04-27T17:04:00.001+02:002012-04-27T17:04:10.983+02:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-UnTbGS2MCHU/T5q1XrHZuVI/AAAAAAAAARo/Dr3YJn1Zt2w/s1600/COPIA.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-UnTbGS2MCHU/T5q1XrHZuVI/AAAAAAAAARo/Dr3YJn1Zt2w/s320/COPIA.jpg" width="320" /></a></div> <br />Miguel de Cabo,http://www.blogger.com/profile/13965889743809288423noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4054218370948633260.post-48998979177098564882012-04-27T16:59:00.005+02:002012-04-27T16:59:59.903+02:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> </div> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> </div> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-m1q9blapv2U/T5q0VESOKwI/AAAAAAAAARg/iAGa5_-uoi8/s1600/optica.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-m1q9blapv2U/T5q0VESOKwI/AAAAAAAAARg/iAGa5_-uoi8/s320/optica.jpg" width="320" /></a></div> <br />Miguel de Cabo,http://www.blogger.com/profile/13965889743809288423noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4054218370948633260.post-75219266752736318862012-04-27T16:58:00.002+02:002012-04-27T16:58:15.631+02:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> </div> <br /> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Kf9-zlLLKfw/T5qzzb1aMVI/AAAAAAAAARI/XjQcZRREQfM/s1600/Rihanna.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Kf9-zlLLKfw/T5qzzb1aMVI/AAAAAAAAARI/XjQcZRREQfM/s320/Rihanna.jpg" width="320" /></a></div> <br />Miguel de Cabo,http://www.blogger.com/profile/13965889743809288423noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4054218370948633260.post-44082756090275482742012-04-27T16:57:00.002+02:002012-04-27T16:57:41.275+02:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-qRMEror_90c/T5qz0SoH2ZI/AAAAAAAAARM/FJGZqm1mlww/s1600/nokia.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-qRMEror_90c/T5qz0SoH2ZI/AAAAAAAAARM/FJGZqm1mlww/s400/nokia.jpg" width="400" /></a></div> <br />Miguel de Cabo,http://www.blogger.com/profile/13965889743809288423noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4054218370948633260.post-57267633938004871602012-04-19T19:21:00.001+02:002012-04-19T19:21:32.026+02:00Un gato que se droga es un drogata ou un drogato? xD<br /> <br /> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-g2HBYDQ7G0c/T5BJdUr2r-I/AAAAAAAAAO0/K2miXvSEyAU/s1600/gato.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-g2HBYDQ7G0c/T5BJdUr2r-I/AAAAAAAAAO0/K2miXvSEyAU/s1600/gato.jpg" /></a></div> by LlanderasMiguel de Cabo,http://www.blogger.com/profile/13965889743809288423noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4054218370948633260.post-57929518026798283222012-03-01T20:32:00.001+01:002012-03-01T20:32:09.335+01:00<b><span style="color: lime;"><span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 18px; text-align: left;">Que le dice un caracol a otro antes de lanzar una moneda al aire para decidir quién la tiene más dura (la armadura)?&nbsp;</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 18px; text-align: left;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 18px; text-align: left;">Cara o col?</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 18px; text-align: left;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 18px; text-align: left;">Xddd</span></span></b>Miguel de Cabo,http://www.blogger.com/profile/13965889743809288423noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4054218370948633260.post-61293722967856196412012-03-01T20:11:00.002+01:002012-03-01T20:11:35.454+01:00<span style="color: red;"><b><span id="current_status_body" style="background-color: white; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-image: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 16px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-align: left; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="_updateStatus" control="true" id="contentUpdateStatus" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-image: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;" template="shared.RichStringPlainLinks">Como resposta un can cando lle preguntan se é un can? Yes, I can!</span></span><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 16px; text-align: left;">&nbsp;</span></b></span>Miguel de Cabo,http://www.blogger.com/profile/13965889743809288423noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4054218370948633260.post-21999822075743684952012-02-16T23:41:00.002+01:002012-02-16T23:41:48.901+01:00<ul class="messages" id="dock_item_dialog_63245560" style="background-color: whitesmoke; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-image: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 16px; list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 8px; padding-right: 8px; padding-top: 0px; text-align: left; vertical-align: baseline;"><li class="me item" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: 0px 50%; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-image: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; clear: both; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 8px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; position: relative; vertical-align: baseline; word-wrap: break-word;"><div class="itemBody" style="-webkit-transition-delay: initial; -webkit-transition-duration: 400ms; -webkit-transition-property: border-color; -webkit-transition-timing-function: ease; background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: white; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-color: rgb(217, 217, 217); border-bottom-style: solid; border-bottom-width: 1px; border-color: initial; border-image: initial; border-left-color: rgb(217, 217, 217); border-left-style: solid; border-left-width: 1px; border-right-color: rgb(217, 217, 217); border-right-style: solid; border-right-width: 1px; border-style: initial; border-top-color: rgb(217, 217, 217); border-top-style: solid; border-top-width: 1px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 33px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 3px; padding-left: 8px; padding-right: 8px; padding-top: 3px; position: relative; vertical-align: baseline; word-break: break-word; zoom: 1;"><div class="last" id="undefined" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-image: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; margin-bottom: 1px; margin-top: 1px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 45px; padding-top: 0px; position: relative; vertical-align: baseline; word-wrap: break-word;">se da tempo guay<b class="statusDelivery" style="bottom: 0px; display: block; position: absolute; right: 0px; vertical-align: middle;"></b></div></div></li> <li class="received item" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: 0px 50%; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-image: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; clear: both; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 8px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; position: relative; vertical-align: baseline; word-wrap: break-word;"><div class="itemMedia xsThumb" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-image: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; display: inline; float: left; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 8px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><a class="chatProfileLink" href="http://www.tuenti.com/" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-image: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; color: #36679f; display: block; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; position: relative; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;" title="Samuel"><i class="borderFit" style="border-bottom-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); border-bottom-style: solid; border-bottom-width: 1px; border-image: initial; border-left-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); border-left-style: solid; border-left-width: 1px; border-right-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); border-right-style: solid; border-right-width: 1px; border-top-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); border-top-style: solid; border-top-width: 1px; bottom: 0px; left: 0px; opacity: 0.16; position: absolute; right: 0px; top: 0px; z-index: 200;"></i><img alt="Samuel" src="http://ak2.img.tuenti.net/HljzlgPQg-OrbGB9AwAjACMALAAy" style="background-color: white; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-image: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; color: #cccccc; display: block; font-family: inherit; font-size: 10px; font-style: inherit; height: 25px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; overflow-x: hidden; overflow-y: hidden; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; position: relative; text-align: center; vertical-align: middle; width: 25px; z-index: 1;" /></a></div><i class="hook" style="border-bottom-color: transparent; border-bottom-style: solid; border-bottom-width: 5px; border-image: initial; border-left-color: transparent; border-left-style: solid; border-left-width: 5px; border-right-color: rgb(217, 217, 217); border-right-style: solid; border-right-width: 5px; border-top-color: transparent; border-top-style: solid; border-top-width: 5px; display: block; height: 0px; left: 24px; position: absolute; top: 8px; width: 0px; z-index: 5;"><i style="border-bottom-color: transparent; border-bottom-style: solid; border-bottom-width: 4px; border-image: initial; border-left-color: transparent; border-left-style: solid; border-left-width: 4px; border-right-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); border-right-style: solid; border-right-width: 4px; border-top-color: transparent; border-top-style: solid; border-top-width: 4px; display: block; height: 0px; position: absolute; right: -5px; top: -4px; width: 0px;"></i></i><div class="itemBody" style="-webkit-transition-delay: initial; -webkit-transition-duration: 400ms; -webkit-transition-property: border-color; -webkit-transition-timing-function: ease; background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: white; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-color: rgb(217, 217, 217); border-bottom-style: solid; border-bottom-width: 1px; border-color: initial; border-image: initial; border-left-color: rgb(217, 217, 217); border-left-style: solid; border-left-width: 1px; border-right-color: rgb(217, 217, 217); border-right-style: solid; border-right-width: 1px; border-style: initial; border-top-color: rgb(217, 217, 217); border-top-style: solid; border-top-width: 1px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 33px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 3px; padding-left: 8px; padding-right: 8px; padding-top: 3px; position: relative; vertical-align: baseline; word-break: break-word; zoom: 1;"><div class="senderName" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-image: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; float: left; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; margin-top: 1px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 4px; padding-top: 0px; position: relative; vertical-align: baseline; word-wrap: break-word; z-index: 10;"><a class="chatProfileLink" href="http://www.tuenti.com/" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-image: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; color: #36679f; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;">Samuel</a>:</div><div class="last" id="undefined" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-image: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; margin-bottom: 1px; margin-top: 1px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 45px; padding-top: 0px; position: relative; vertical-align: baseline; word-wrap: break-word;">xa dician por ir comodos<b class="statusDelivery" style="bottom: 0px; display: block; position: absolute; right: 0px; vertical-align: middle;"></b></div></div></li> <li class="me item" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: 0px 50%; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-image: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; clear: both; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 8px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; position: relative; vertical-align: baseline; word-wrap: break-word;"><div class="itemMedia xsThumb" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-image: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; display: inline; float: left; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 8px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><a class="chatProfileLink" href="http://www.tuenti.com/" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-image: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; color: #36679f; display: block; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; position: relative; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;" title="Eu"><i class="borderFit" style="border-bottom-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); border-bottom-style: solid; border-bottom-width: 1px; border-image: initial; border-left-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); border-left-style: solid; border-left-width: 1px; border-right-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); border-right-style: solid; border-right-width: 1px; border-top-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); border-top-style: solid; border-top-width: 1px; bottom: 0px; left: 0px; opacity: 0.16; position: absolute; right: 0px; top: 0px; z-index: 200;"></i><img alt="Eu" src="http://ak0.img.tuenti.net/MdQDyAOzNule07fsAwAjACMAMAAy" style="background-color: white; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-image: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; color: #cccccc; display: block; font-family: inherit; font-size: 10px; font-style: inherit; height: 25px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; overflow-x: hidden; overflow-y: hidden; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; position: relative; text-align: center; vertical-align: middle; width: 25px; z-index: 1;" /></a></div><i class="hook" style="border-bottom-color: transparent; border-bottom-style: solid; border-bottom-width: 5px; border-image: initial; border-left-color: transparent; border-left-style: solid; border-left-width: 5px; border-right-color: rgb(217, 217, 217); border-right-style: solid; border-right-width: 5px; border-top-color: transparent; border-top-style: solid; border-top-width: 5px; display: block; height: 0px; left: 24px; position: absolute; top: 8px; width: 0px; z-index: 5;"><i style="border-bottom-color: transparent; border-bottom-style: solid; border-bottom-width: 4px; border-image: initial; border-left-color: transparent; border-left-style: solid; border-left-width: 4px; border-right-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); border-right-style: solid; border-right-width: 4px; border-top-color: transparent; border-top-style: solid; border-top-width: 4px; display: block; height: 0px; position: absolute; right: -5px; top: -4px; width: 0px;"></i></i><div class="itemBody" style="-webkit-transition-delay: initial; -webkit-transition-duration: 400ms; -webkit-transition-property: border-color; -webkit-transition-timing-function: ease; background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: white; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-color: rgb(217, 217, 217); border-bottom-style: solid; border-bottom-width: 1px; border-color: initial; border-image: initial; border-left-color: rgb(217, 217, 217); border-left-style: solid; border-left-width: 1px; border-right-color: rgb(217, 217, 217); border-right-style: solid; border-right-width: 1px; border-style: initial; border-top-color: rgb(217, 217, 217); border-top-style: solid; border-top-width: 1px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 33px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 3px; padding-left: 8px; padding-right: 8px; padding-top: 3px; position: relative; vertical-align: baseline; word-break: break-word; zoom: 1;"><div class="senderName" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-image: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; float: left; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; margin-top: 1px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 4px; padding-top: 0px; position: relative; vertical-align: baseline; word-wrap: break-word; z-index: 10;"><a class="chatProfileLink" href="http://www.tuenti.com/" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-image: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; color: #333333; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;">Eu</a>:</div><div class="" id="undefined" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-image: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; margin-bottom: 1px; margin-top: 1px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 45px; padding-top: 0px; position: relative; vertical-align: baseline; word-wrap: break-word;">e porque non comotres<b class="statusDelivery" style="bottom: 0px; display: block; position: absolute; right: 0px; vertical-align: middle;"></b></div><div class="" id="undefined" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-image: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; margin-bottom: 1px; margin-top: 1px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 45px; padding-top: 0px; position: relative; vertical-align: baseline; word-wrap: break-word;">?<b class="statusDelivery" style="bottom: 0px; display: block; position: absolute; right: 0px; vertical-align: middle;"></b></div><div class="last" id="undefined" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-image: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; margin-bottom: 1px; margin-top: 1px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 45px; padding-top: 0px; position: relative; vertical-align: baseline; word-wrap: break-word;">jajaja<b class="statusDelivery" style="bottom: 0px; display: block; position: absolute; right: 0px; vertical-align: middle;"></b></div></div></li> <li class="received item last" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: 0px 50%; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-image: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; clear: both; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 8px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; position: relative; vertical-align: baseline; word-wrap: break-word;"><div class="itemMedia xsThumb" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-image: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; display: inline; float: left; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 8px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><a class="chatProfileLink" href="http://www.tuenti.com/" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-image: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; color: #36679f; display: block; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; position: relative; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;" title="Samuel"><i class="borderFit" style="border-bottom-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); border-bottom-style: solid; border-bottom-width: 1px; border-image: initial; border-left-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); border-left-style: solid; border-left-width: 1px; border-right-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); border-right-style: solid; border-right-width: 1px; border-top-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); border-top-style: solid; border-top-width: 1px; bottom: 0px; left: 0px; opacity: 0.16; position: absolute; right: 0px; top: 0px; z-index: 200;"></i><img alt="Samuel" src="http://ak2.img.tuenti.net/HljzlgPQg-OrbGB9AwAjACMALAAy" style="background-color: white; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-image: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; color: #cccccc; display: block; font-family: inherit; font-size: 10px; font-style: inherit; height: 25px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; overflow-x: hidden; overflow-y: hidden; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; position: relative; text-align: center; vertical-align: middle; width: 25px; z-index: 1;" /></a></div><i class="hook" style="border-bottom-color: transparent; border-bottom-style: solid; border-bottom-width: 5px; border-image: initial; border-left-color: transparent; border-left-style: solid; border-left-width: 5px; border-right-color: rgb(217, 217, 217); border-right-style: solid; border-right-width: 5px; border-top-color: transparent; border-top-style: solid; border-top-width: 5px; display: block; height: 0px; left: 24px; position: absolute; top: 8px; width: 0px; z-index: 5;"><i style="border-bottom-color: transparent; border-bottom-style: solid; border-bottom-width: 4px; border-image: initial; border-left-color: transparent; border-left-style: solid; border-left-width: 4px; border-right-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); border-right-style: solid; border-right-width: 4px; border-top-color: transparent; border-top-style: solid; border-top-width: 4px; display: block; height: 0px; position: absolute; right: -5px; top: -4px; width: 0px;"></i></i><div class="itemBody" style="-webkit-transition-delay: initial; -webkit-transition-duration: 400ms; -webkit-transition-property: border-color; -webkit-transition-timing-function: ease; background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: white; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-color: rgb(217, 217, 217); border-bottom-style: solid; border-bottom-width: 1px; border-color: initial; border-image: initial; border-left-color: rgb(217, 217, 217); border-left-style: solid; border-left-width: 1px; border-right-color: rgb(217, 217, 217); border-right-style: solid; border-right-width: 1px; border-style: initial; border-top-color: rgb(217, 217, 217); border-top-style: solid; border-top-width: 1px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 33px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 3px; padding-left: 8px; padding-right: 8px; padding-top: 3px; position: relative; vertical-align: baseline; word-break: break-word; zoom: 1;"><div class="senderName" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-image: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; float: left; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; margin-top: 1px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 4px; padding-top: 0px; position: relative; vertical-align: baseline; word-wrap: break-word; z-index: 10;"><a class="chatProfileLink" href="http://www.tuenti.com/" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-image: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; color: #36679f; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;">Samuel</a>:</div><div class="" id="undefined" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-image: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; margin-bottom: 1px; margin-top: 1px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 45px; padding-top: 0px; position: relative; vertical-align: baseline; word-wrap: break-word;">pffffffffff<b class="statusDelivery" style="bottom: 0px; display: block; position: absolute; right: 0px; vertical-align: middle;"></b></div><div class="" id="undefined" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-image: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; margin-bottom: 1px; margin-top: 1px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 45px; padding-top: 0px; position: relative; vertical-align: baseline; word-wrap: break-word;">gasus......<b class="statusDelivery" style="bottom: 0px; display: block; position: absolute; right: 0px; vertical-align: middle;"></b></div><div class="" id="undefined" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-image: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; margin-bottom: 1px; margin-top: 1px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 45px; padding-top: 0px; position: relative; vertical-align: baseline; word-wrap: break-word;">humor tuenti<b class="statusDelivery" style="bottom: 0px; display: block; position: absolute; right: 0px; vertical-align: middle;"></b></div><div class="last" id="undefined" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-image: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; margin-bottom: 1px; margin-top: 1px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 45px; padding-top: 0px; position: relative; vertical-align: baseline; word-wrap: break-word;">jejjeje</div></div></li> </ul>Miguel de Cabo,http://www.blogger.com/profile/13965889743809288423noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4054218370948633260.post-60332117734750912592012-02-15T18:35:00.000+01:002012-02-15T18:35:46.344+01:00<b><span style="color: red;">Que conteñen REDES!</span></b>Miguel de Cabo,http://www.blogger.com/profile/13965889743809288423noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4054218370948633260.post-27136127932882402272012-02-15T18:20:00.003+01:002012-02-15T18:54:57.397+01:00<div style="text-align: left;"><span style="color: #ffd966; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif;"><span style="line-height: 14px;">Uno que contó un colega en facebook merecedor de estar en el blog...</span></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="color: #ffd966; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif;"><span style="line-height: 14px;"><br /> </span></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="color: #ffd966; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif;"><span style="line-height: 14px;">-Perdona, ¿me pones medio kilo de jamón? - ¿York? - Sí, turk</span></span></div><span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 14px; text-align: left;"><span style="color: #ffd966;"><br /> </span></span><br /> <div style="text-align: left;"><span style="color: #ffd966; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif;"><span style="line-height: 14px;"><br /> </span></span></div>Miguel de Cabo,http://www.blogger.com/profile/13965889743809288423noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4054218370948633260.post-68386118539771588322012-02-09T13:58:00.001+01:002012-02-09T13:58:17.956+01:00Que di un mestre cando ten estrés? MESTRESo!!!!!Miguel de Cabo,http://www.blogger.com/profile/13965889743809288423noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4054218370948633260.post-82809098854785047612012-02-09T13:57:00.001+01:002012-02-09T13:57:36.569+01:00Que hay en un spa y en los guettos? SpaGuettis! xDMiguel de Cabo,http://www.blogger.com/profile/13965889743809288423noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4054218370948633260.post-39057029494556560752012-02-09T13:55:00.001+01:002012-02-09T13:55:33.312+01:00Quien tiene un jamon y arde al mismo tiempo? D.O.Jamardo...Miguel de Cabo,http://www.blogger.com/profile/13965889743809288423noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4054218370948633260.post-18867530184196257602011-04-05T22:41:00.002+02:002011-04-05T22:41:23.414+02:00<div style="width: 312px"><a href="http://www.facebook.com/diario.publico?sk=app_205031852860291" title="Me gusta la República"><img src="http://imagenes.publico-estaticos.es/resources/archivos/2011/4/1/1301644889563rep-modulo.jpg" alt="Me gusta la República" border="0" /></a><iframe src="http://www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.publico.es%2Fespana%2F369185%2Fme-gusta-la-republica&layout=standard&show_faces=false&width=450&action=like&font=arial&colorscheme=light&height=35" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; width:300px; height:50px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe></div>Miguel de Cabo,http://www.blogger.com/profile/13965889743809288423noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4054218370948633260.post-73146846266504635032011-04-05T01:12:00.003+02:002011-04-08T01:28:43.648+02:00<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi2boFP4FZGtBnJOGR8lK5iwXa7W_MgPEKaF96Yz9_I7-j7k7KQniqAX51CaUlo1wKiXO21En52QPrG-wjL6qjcDJVZEiwO7MQ9Z4pwrLRMWh5GqE9oSgdsMvHiXZzWa5BpR84o5SzfLzY/s1600/b-415741-Helsinki.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="240" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi2boFP4FZGtBnJOGR8lK5iwXa7W_MgPEKaF96Yz9_I7-j7k7KQniqAX51CaUlo1wKiXO21En52QPrG-wjL6qjcDJVZEiwO7MQ9Z4pwrLRMWh5GqE9oSgdsMvHiXZzWa5BpR84o5SzfLzY/s320/b-415741-Helsinki.jpg" width="320" /></a>Qué es Helsinki?<br /> Hel=Gel<br /> Sin=Sin<br /> Ki(Key)= Llave<br /> <br /> Helsinki= Gel sin llave<br /> <br /> LOOOOOOOL<br /> <br /> PD: Chiste inventado mientras se hacia una cosa que diré mañana a la tarde. jajaja no vaya a ser!<br /> Lo que no podía decir era que lo inventé mientras grababamos el video para Raquel. XDMiguel de Cabo,http://www.blogger.com/profile/13965889743809288423noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4054218370948633260.post-7037068391380621072011-04-01T18:26:00.000+02:002011-04-01T18:26:57.795+02:00Por qué los de Canarias no pueden las primera y tercera persona del singular del pretérito imperfecto de indicativo del verbo ir????<br /> <br /> Porque no pagan IVA.<br /> <br /> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg2fZJUUdD47xgt5WsEAlQvSXPLQp9VsFql7jiRaAvN3txakz4GJLOIcJFLgYTSeTx67q4DaJtT9o3Frkb8a3pU-LHylTWwQxuqGkf0tTvQtkD8FQyyxHvJBN7gum2Bsivbkm4tq2PKRhs/s1600/prohibido_18.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg2fZJUUdD47xgt5WsEAlQvSXPLQp9VsFql7jiRaAvN3txakz4GJLOIcJFLgYTSeTx67q4DaJtT9o3Frkb8a3pU-LHylTWwQxuqGkf0tTvQtkD8FQyyxHvJBN7gum2Bsivbkm4tq2PKRhs/s1600/prohibido_18.png" /></a></div>LOOOOOOOOLMiguel de Cabo,http://www.blogger.com/profile/13965889743809288423noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4054218370948633260.post-40985495007772524422011-04-01T18:10:00.000+02:002011-04-01T18:10:03.636+02:00<iframe title="YouTube video player" width="480" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/ZbmEHLqeU8o" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>Miguel de Cabo,http://www.blogger.com/profile/13965889743809288423noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4054218370948633260.post-66262033519451711622011-04-01T03:06:00.002+02:002011-04-01T18:12:31.929+02:00I know this is not a joke but I think is funny. LOL<br /> <br /> There is a frog, a black and yellow frog. His name is luis. He is very funny and he chases other animals. He enjoys it. One day, a tiger appears and he fights with luis, but luis is very strong and he eats the tiger. Suddenly, a bear talks to luis and tries to convince him to stop eating animals, but he says. - I'M HUNGRY!!- and he eats the bear too.<br /> Have you seen a frog recently? Is it luis? Be careful! HE IS HUNGRY!!<br /> <br /> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgCEUCvw0VzTD6H8TBQ414perVq18GAxfWd6Ze8Kv7amoHt3OblJrBCZykidDG4m4-vyfxGLQaK8pYFTWZ-urK3cH4UYhzLyoEsfDDxwtvju4X5iqSac3MRzHr_byy04bSl7E6Xs81EPFU/s1600/yellow-and-black-frog.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear:right; float:right; margin-left:1em; margin-bottom:1em"><img border="0" height="230" width="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgCEUCvw0VzTD6H8TBQ414perVq18GAxfWd6Ze8Kv7amoHt3OblJrBCZykidDG4m4-vyfxGLQaK8pYFTWZ-urK3cH4UYhzLyoEsfDDxwtvju4X5iqSac3MRzHr_byy04bSl7E6Xs81EPFU/s320/yellow-and-black-frog.jpg" /></a></div><br /> <br /> <br /> Rubio, Ciri and Luis dixit.Miguel de Cabo,http://www.blogger.com/profile/13965889743809288423noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4054218370948633260.post-45619145279894872622011-04-01T02:07:00.001+02:002011-04-01T02:07:33.416+02:00Quién es el rey de la tela? El quintela.<br /> Diego&bea dixitMiguel de Cabo,http://www.blogger.com/profile/13965889743809288423noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4054218370948633260.post-63359509482157724152011-04-01T02:02:00.002+02:002011-04-01T18:15:35.213+02:00Curasanes o mataenfermos?<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiljAiIFFpt_IoGzPjtOgGAIX8Sl7TrZ1WJ2dQsU6-0oru1ZOqv0RIE5CGU1nQl4qy0E8qqh0hB_90tOA_SpUn3d5OEnZPddQnPAJAAV16uWK3x3HrWZihzAvXd1ch4df3-t8JHnMqPAL0/s1600/croissants-bandeja-cruasanes.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear:right; float:right; margin-left:1em; margin-bottom:1em"><img border="0" height="276" width="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiljAiIFFpt_IoGzPjtOgGAIX8Sl7TrZ1WJ2dQsU6-0oru1ZOqv0RIE5CGU1nQl4qy0E8qqh0hB_90tOA_SpUn3d5OEnZPddQnPAJAAV16uWK3x3HrWZihzAvXd1ch4df3-t8JHnMqPAL0/s320/croissants-bandeja-cruasanes.jpg" /></a></div>Miguel de Cabo,http://www.blogger.com/profile/13965889743809288423noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4054218370948633260.post-64451865999363253652011-04-01T01:52:00.003+02:002012-02-15T18:52:13.720+01:00Cris: now you're going to work in pairs.<br /> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh0Bo8YlqRa5XexAz-phm1LH3hjotgPSTWmnHEfVZSZ1E5bCyKz37Dj_OulBzOJFqlyO70VUwNCO-zc3yrOW2dC6NuPdkyJgoAe3DuqujibPIRpkFVXRdTTh3OqoZi9hyVbfkVnvlTjqDI/s1600/apple.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh0Bo8YlqRa5XexAz-phm1LH3hjotgPSTWmnHEfVZSZ1E5bCyKz37Dj_OulBzOJFqlyO70VUwNCO-zc3yrOW2dC6NuPdkyJgoAe3DuqujibPIRpkFVXRdTTh3OqoZi9hyVbfkVnvlTjqDI/s1600/apple.jpg" /></a></div>Ciri: in pears or in apples?<br /> <br /> Hasta Stuart se rióMiguel de Cabo,http://www.blogger.com/profile/13965889743809288423noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4054218370948633260.post-22709133735325328632011-03-29T17:27:00.001+02:002011-03-29T17:28:37.107+02:00-Papá, Papá, quiero el chandal de Nadal!!<div>-Hijo, tu lo que quieres es un bañadol...</div>Danihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17990642553225098130noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4054218370948633260.post-37684862749744879322011-03-26T16:47:00.002+01:002011-04-01T18:18:05.067+02:00Adrián: "¿Que hay que hacer?"<br /> Findus: "Subir un video"<br /> Rubio:&nbsp;"¿de Yutú (Youtube)?"<br /> Findus: "dilló-tú, qué carallo lle vou dicir eu...?"<br /> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEile4OAa7vfYfViUuq8fe71KXa8Nr__ONdjarKL_4M_OHeIJbGKkx33IIaxUSkGa0XXqgLd_tfwMvO9CjeFi1-aoIJe7Mk_pD26e11NYrhZdarHshzUnQpfIrPVOlWwEYxg1ZyaHpfhLOk/s1600/banner_yutu.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEile4OAa7vfYfViUuq8fe71KXa8Nr__ONdjarKL_4M_OHeIJbGKkx33IIaxUSkGa0XXqgLd_tfwMvO9CjeFi1-aoIJe7Mk_pD26e11NYrhZdarHshzUnQpfIrPVOlWwEYxg1ZyaHpfhLOk/s1600/banner_yutu.jpg" /></a></div><br /> Clase de audiovisuais....o que dan de sí...xDMiguel de Cabo,http://www.blogger.com/profile/13965889743809288423noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4054218370948633260.post-15786010482387469922011-03-25T16:46:00.001+01:002011-03-25T16:46:36.809+01:00Dice dl señor S.N.J. que le gustaría practicar sexo anal, pero que no se refiere a practicarlo una vez al año como la palabra podría indicar, sino a otro tipo de sexo. Ya me entendeis. Jaja. <br /> S.N.J. dixitMiguel de Cabo,http://www.blogger.com/profile/13965889743809288423noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4054218370948633260.post-28919274428372409782011-03-23T15:41:00.001+01:002011-03-23T15:41:38.909+01:00¿Cual es la monja más atrapada del convento?La Sor-presa xDDDDanihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17990642553225098130noreply@blogger.com0