tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-62388521990319242232025-04-15T08:36:14.574-04:00Ronald L.http://www.blogger.com/profile/14226534975339446681noreply@blogger.comBlogger1085125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6238852199031924223.post-26294594361426826072024-08-29T09:52:00.000-04:002024-08-29T09:52:03.789-04:00<p>&nbsp;</p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEinjlVwXzynrJmRf7dSdnu9Jz95ZsUCsj3zqtXpJA02yeURazLjFb8xl9MSJNKBalT213CbUIFanDXFfPakmQ7B4RFRaLmPqeCuA4FXlRYZhXOSMnVTvjgvK5dtviUW-spbHelNnFPbDmHODOAQQ2UpL7Dm9joSQDZb-y6XuvyxTS34Qw5jJtkbnpU1gDM/s89/asterisco.png" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="89" data-original-width="66" height="89" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEinjlVwXzynrJmRf7dSdnu9Jz95ZsUCsj3zqtXpJA02yeURazLjFb8xl9MSJNKBalT213CbUIFanDXFfPakmQ7B4RFRaLmPqeCuA4FXlRYZhXOSMnVTvjgvK5dtviUW-spbHelNnFPbDmHODOAQQ2UpL7Dm9joSQDZb-y6XuvyxTS34Qw5jJtkbnpU1gDM/s1600/asterisco.png" width="66" /></a></div>¿Qué hace un pintor cuando está cansado?<p></p><p>&nbsp; &nbsp; ¡Descansa sobre un caballete!</p>Ronald L.http://www.blogger.com/profile/14226534975339446681noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6238852199031924223.post-4360087076135239372024-08-29T09:51:00.000-04:002024-08-29T09:51:47.843-04:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> Un señor estaba en una ferretería y pregunta al vendedor:<br /> Señor, ¿tiene serruchos?<br /> No, no tengo.<br /> ¿Y sierras?<br /> Por lo menos a las 9.</div> Ronald L.http://www.blogger.com/profile/14226534975339446681noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6238852199031924223.post-71607130864854851472024-01-19T09:44:00.004-04:002024-01-19T09:44:33.126-04:00<p>&nbsp;</p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjOF97KtLDB6wFchikCyWOfu2kGSLFH3MwOnLrjt0KanEiqPqZu2rBrHXsqlW1eBgeJC2NJJSWNZi72GDu-5Zpq-Njn6j9HvrdOLboHjNgVpXQ8rzrDTY7slQEBMGK5AbH9xm9ABPhoqQqws6D_aUCVfftWFoUP4JjfV-KiBTsH6aimpZ0MrxmYruDYrPw/s89/asterisco.png" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="89" data-original-width="66" height="89" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjOF97KtLDB6wFchikCyWOfu2kGSLFH3MwOnLrjt0KanEiqPqZu2rBrHXsqlW1eBgeJC2NJJSWNZi72GDu-5Zpq-Njn6j9HvrdOLboHjNgVpXQ8rzrDTY7slQEBMGK5AbH9xm9ABPhoqQqws6D_aUCVfftWFoUP4JjfV-KiBTsH6aimpZ0MrxmYruDYrPw/s1600/asterisco.png" width="66" /></a></div><br /> ¿Qué hace una caja de música cuando está feliz? ¡Da vueltas y más vueltas!<p></p>Ronald L.http://www.blogger.com/profile/14226534975339446681noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6238852199031924223.post-70650490377297257542024-01-19T09:25:00.003-04:002024-01-19T09:25:49.452-04:00<p>&nbsp;</p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjEoTDIL-hwYpSIWoOGl0c3-GNv0vHZxL_K7gRUFMkEG75icEaMPZvT27NUq34qWkGiUOvb0x4ipZkYJ7Dn33pPnPotMns3RQ_A3OxO2-l71gA49qUB05W0zmvDkmRBBgIS9uPf64LgimkeD7YkxlcCA8lsya7A3GXVJEigwQAtEq_as_L8cCUtE_36kKA/s89/asterisco.png" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="89" data-original-width="66" height="89" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjEoTDIL-hwYpSIWoOGl0c3-GNv0vHZxL_K7gRUFMkEG75icEaMPZvT27NUq34qWkGiUOvb0x4ipZkYJ7Dn33pPnPotMns3RQ_A3OxO2-l71gA49qUB05W0zmvDkmRBBgIS9uPf64LgimkeD7YkxlcCA8lsya7A3GXVJEigwQAtEq_as_L8cCUtE_36kKA/s1600/asterisco.png" width="66" /></a></div><br />¿Cuál es el colmo de una lámpara? ¡No tener luz propia!<p></p>Ronald L.http://www.blogger.com/profile/14226534975339446681noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6238852199031924223.post-70274249618190434132024-01-17T10:21:00.003-04:002024-01-17T10:21:25.866-04:00<p>&nbsp;</p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiJjm2JountZ1RO8e6tXUWdYu7pnLcKaM9P7rR9IWwP_rwdifIau1wMQqdkm5CbMGXjauibCs9ENJVXqRTv_ceIHHIYRhJ6AwHCQFVWLdlPRy6J11iX3FtcHxxMvQ_EyWxCzXiqZCM4k253dpP6xkunuRBxt5piozSWIWkmIx2igLy3AZUStfFw1qksyF8/s89/asterisco.png" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="89" data-original-width="66" height="89" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiJjm2JountZ1RO8e6tXUWdYu7pnLcKaM9P7rR9IWwP_rwdifIau1wMQqdkm5CbMGXjauibCs9ENJVXqRTv_ceIHHIYRhJ6AwHCQFVWLdlPRy6J11iX3FtcHxxMvQ_EyWxCzXiqZCM4k253dpP6xkunuRBxt5piozSWIWkmIx2igLy3AZUStfFw1qksyF8/s1600/asterisco.png" width="66" /></a></div><br />¿Cómo se llama un fideo con corbata? ¡Espagueti!<p></p>Ronald L.http://www.blogger.com/profile/14226534975339446681noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6238852199031924223.post-88959492834872685682024-01-17T10:01:00.001-04:002024-01-17T10:01:05.606-04:00<p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgTZtymAeQLJ2n5r69_fgLgCDusRi53lXI5hHVGOXsPCm3CNDKWclfrshFRPZmUlWypauw-TH1gfDmPcIaGAfCHJR0fhwYsqIdwXhRx6ZGiRYXWEgo3H_mwm6t_njWD2kgtr5APF-AP7cwHVvGEQwVraHC8eQHv98pw1S_BgkP232ruEwnAZl-F2GQ5kF4/s268/pato.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="188" data-original-width="268" height="140" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgTZtymAeQLJ2n5r69_fgLgCDusRi53lXI5hHVGOXsPCm3CNDKWclfrshFRPZmUlWypauw-TH1gfDmPcIaGAfCHJR0fhwYsqIdwXhRx6ZGiRYXWEgo3H_mwm6t_njWD2kgtr5APF-AP7cwHVvGEQwVraHC8eQHv98pw1S_BgkP232ruEwnAZl-F2GQ5kF4/w200-h140/pato.jpg" width="200" /></a></div><br />&nbsp;¿Cómo cruzan los patos la carretera? ¡Por el paso de cebra!<p></p>Ronald L.http://www.blogger.com/profile/14226534975339446681noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6238852199031924223.post-48087454524862988172024-01-12T16:26:00.006-04:002024-01-12T16:26:58.174-04:00<p>&nbsp; </p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgyqLFndAwq64nL5uSzM2bGVxY9FdpKDX12IB0diZxWUYHDxE6YKs1Qy7Bu0gXnkYozmLFOWbRgjZZ2urtl9i4rFIaTe5BJghcs44kV2IQMumOErvNRcWOYTVJPfxODKl8UG2vr07fhDkDKg5iVrYxcEWC8OM006uTVQamM3KWD7QWOTfi712SIminvtcc/s268/pato.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="188" data-original-width="268" height="140" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgyqLFndAwq64nL5uSzM2bGVxY9FdpKDX12IB0diZxWUYHDxE6YKs1Qy7Bu0gXnkYozmLFOWbRgjZZ2urtl9i4rFIaTe5BJghcs44kV2IQMumOErvNRcWOYTVJPfxODKl8UG2vr07fhDkDKg5iVrYxcEWC8OM006uTVQamM3KWD7QWOTfi712SIminvtcc/w200-h140/pato.jpg" width="200" /></a></div><br />¿Qué hace un pato con una pata?&nbsp;<p></p><p>¡Da patadas!</p>Ronald L.http://www.blogger.com/profile/14226534975339446681noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6238852199031924223.post-43352199961925548362024-01-12T16:15:00.004-04:002024-01-12T16:15:20.356-04:00<p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjzXwdJUbkYci4SP_XIg0UcR_PWiHf0einIAdEqUYRJOVoy64FPekPFrdbvRAC6iTZaw13qQ8ojU8SXpZiDFhKOtE0h19fXkKc4YU7ClymyWSGPjWSU4soNBtEc02hXXoQe5dcf6JGFxUH1s7J96Z5AJjeT_ygWsuLz-gmBMQPK3YnyNHpge0wSqkTV3XA/s268/pato.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="188" data-original-width="268" height="140" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjzXwdJUbkYci4SP_XIg0UcR_PWiHf0einIAdEqUYRJOVoy64FPekPFrdbvRAC6iTZaw13qQ8ojU8SXpZiDFhKOtE0h19fXkKc4YU7ClymyWSGPjWSU4soNBtEc02hXXoQe5dcf6JGFxUH1s7J96Z5AJjeT_ygWsuLz-gmBMQPK3YnyNHpge0wSqkTV3XA/w200-h140/pato.jpg" width="200" /></a></div>&nbsp;¿Por qué los patos son buenos deportistas? ¡Porque siempre están en el agua!<p></p>Ronald L.http://www.blogger.com/profile/14226534975339446681noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6238852199031924223.post-30193339483859181642024-01-12T16:07:00.001-04:002024-01-12T16:07:15.400-04:00<p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhwsWC6cb9zE4AvcBPH8q2YE8prYParya0Z-lvOAjjrc58QO-cXFVa3INHfi4x70tkLEAE00HsZim1LykiOv36gRa7ECWPsbPzYuYDn_g4N4s3_kBYPXmN-rFRXamL1lJH-VCRhguQOHxwkGn2pKsLWmB1BpYykruanG1IMjGn76hnOX2Bq9p2_3VL7EH8/s89/asterisco.png" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="89" data-original-width="66" height="89" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhwsWC6cb9zE4AvcBPH8q2YE8prYParya0Z-lvOAjjrc58QO-cXFVa3INHfi4x70tkLEAE00HsZim1LykiOv36gRa7ECWPsbPzYuYDn_g4N4s3_kBYPXmN-rFRXamL1lJH-VCRhguQOHxwkGn2pKsLWmB1BpYykruanG1IMjGn76hnOX2Bq9p2_3VL7EH8/s1600/asterisco.png" width="66" /></a></div><br />&nbsp;¿Cuál es el colmo de un pato? ¡Que le digan "patético"!<p></p>Ronald L.http://www.blogger.com/profile/14226534975339446681noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6238852199031924223.post-13121670370255298522024-01-12T10:53:00.002-04:002024-01-12T10:53:36.669-04:00<p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg2ii-6v5c6Fq_r8nFxd203lIeuhuSch_7hcUIbd1US0PrBVkNcqiftxkbJfLRDoIp8J1NPHm1ypOQ9pWJoCsmxVo79DcZq_QH7nrqEeKCTJHICdxZiKs1jdO0oB6V9oJtSSuCJ95HHlA4L6-cBPkhTY1xJ7_As5INYSGAaOxgl9n5_GMsacnBzOesjjCw/s89/asterisco.png" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="89" data-original-width="66" height="89" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg2ii-6v5c6Fq_r8nFxd203lIeuhuSch_7hcUIbd1US0PrBVkNcqiftxkbJfLRDoIp8J1NPHm1ypOQ9pWJoCsmxVo79DcZq_QH7nrqEeKCTJHICdxZiKs1jdO0oB6V9oJtSSuCJ95HHlA4L6-cBPkhTY1xJ7_As5INYSGAaOxgl9n5_GMsacnBzOesjjCw/s1600/asterisco.png" width="66" /></a></div>&nbsp;¿Qué hace un dibujo en el gimnasio?<p></p><p>&nbsp;¡Se pone en buena forma!</p>Ronald L.http://www.blogger.com/profile/14226534975339446681noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6238852199031924223.post-72806936952890183232024-01-12T10:38:00.004-04:002024-01-12T10:38:22.319-04:00<p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg-FHl1QxB7zvXu2ViCrKgYo2rQCLwFaH3mAFUX8YVoKzCF6pzHoB3ywLa12WeYO-zyRKvj7JFCxR03zbi5hZbqXZhiwA7lpLY927EnpBZuqQtUp9AfBrdkLmZDRLkpkH3Yh44FdYRn0nFh3Vzud_rg9t7MvdUaDuDvgdIzdmkM8JCsysqrzY82q_Skg0Y/s89/asterisco.png" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="89" data-original-width="66" height="89" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg-FHl1QxB7zvXu2ViCrKgYo2rQCLwFaH3mAFUX8YVoKzCF6pzHoB3ywLa12WeYO-zyRKvj7JFCxR03zbi5hZbqXZhiwA7lpLY927EnpBZuqQtUp9AfBrdkLmZDRLkpkH3Yh44FdYRn0nFh3Vzud_rg9t7MvdUaDuDvgdIzdmkM8JCsysqrzY82q_Skg0Y/s1600/asterisco.png" width="66" /></a></div>&nbsp;¿Por qué el borrador nunca se enoja? ¡Porque siempre está dispuesto a borrarlo todo!<p></p>Ronald L.http://www.blogger.com/profile/14226534975339446681noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6238852199031924223.post-87833172353785094302024-01-12T10:17:00.000-04:002024-01-12T10:17:00.129-04:00<p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhzUrZShKW1QoPw-4WjvWx0GCCXIMRxtudbaUBl3COYRtBke3fgoU87eXvvh4m8JoqP7KJ4K30WTdpQKoWL-xzPBmXQErAqpCpHm-03OGUnIL3IpihZZYNbg8y52Sw7H7Pq5FgjvJRVg1tnu5DV_yAIkjtnCsprbjXLSe1sVTZq9dhAflw-S_o2cm1ZvG8/s89/asterisco.png" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="89" data-original-width="66" height="89" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhzUrZShKW1QoPw-4WjvWx0GCCXIMRxtudbaUBl3COYRtBke3fgoU87eXvvh4m8JoqP7KJ4K30WTdpQKoWL-xzPBmXQErAqpCpHm-03OGUnIL3IpihZZYNbg8y52Sw7H7Pq5FgjvJRVg1tnu5DV_yAIkjtnCsprbjXLSe1sVTZq9dhAflw-S_o2cm1ZvG8/s1600/asterisco.png" width="66" /></a></div><br />&nbsp;¿Por qué el lápiz estaba nervioso?<p></p><p>&nbsp;¡Porque iba a tomar un examen!</p>Ronald L.http://www.blogger.com/profile/14226534975339446681noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6238852199031924223.post-32225774397887222432024-01-11T10:03:00.005-04:002024-01-11T10:03:59.625-04:00<p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjZlJIQSYjMBAeXJwwd0-kIO8MmVdJBYtnHUnDv2btt0AmZgeyS5RqO4zGwjmWMumDYXA6xMfUcYYu956OAyOzRlD6pDPKDHjGo0ZIXM-skPjatQIEaY0Ho09ZEbg4jttdaJYDhDks_BesmFcoUojpBrdw24vdTm057B1vF5rT5-fmihg4RPPTBtvAQ4ZU/s89/asterisco.png" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="89" data-original-width="66" height="89" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjZlJIQSYjMBAeXJwwd0-kIO8MmVdJBYtnHUnDv2btt0AmZgeyS5RqO4zGwjmWMumDYXA6xMfUcYYu956OAyOzRlD6pDPKDHjGo0ZIXM-skPjatQIEaY0Ho09ZEbg4jttdaJYDhDks_BesmFcoUojpBrdw24vdTm057B1vF5rT5-fmihg4RPPTBtvAQ4ZU/s1600/asterisco.png" width="66" /></a></div><br />&nbsp;¿Cuál es el animal más artístico? ¡La rana, porque siempre salta!<p></p>Ronald L.http://www.blogger.com/profile/14226534975339446681noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6238852199031924223.post-83742800470439173012024-01-09T09:32:00.001-04:002024-01-09T09:32:03.935-04:00<p>&nbsp;</p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg700i_CVPUGdu0NO9z1chHejK-6tYc1srV_fSwM7GWaE_1gFKt28TcxRElDMKaxVWDtsbT7xUTEAoU82wE-r3oRE56HlT69oOteqWH89sYjv6j9_P4qJw2h9vJWH1r7wSjGXybCzO3sWfhJkQ9vFcMBsUXfftWDLFOSp3IW8yA19AfsmdcJ6MYDBRegVQ/s89/asterisco.png" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="89" data-original-width="66" height="89" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg700i_CVPUGdu0NO9z1chHejK-6tYc1srV_fSwM7GWaE_1gFKt28TcxRElDMKaxVWDtsbT7xUTEAoU82wE-r3oRE56HlT69oOteqWH89sYjv6j9_P4qJw2h9vJWH1r7wSjGXybCzO3sWfhJkQ9vFcMBsUXfftWDLFOSp3IW8yA19AfsmdcJ6MYDBRegVQ/s1600/asterisco.png" width="66" /></a></div><br />¿Qué hace una regla en la escuela de arte? ¡Tratar de medir el talento!<p></p>Ronald L.http://www.blogger.com/profile/14226534975339446681noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6238852199031924223.post-63270671907436998072024-01-05T08:55:00.006-04:002024-01-05T08:55:53.377-04:00<p>&nbsp;</p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh4G7OcSkpPRqHamGOf7jDJm7pbxY06nPPRnUS39ZUyrRApzvIyHTVLMwZskqjfDADSYeFbx_vUDglVROG7AJDxCSvWLgLLJiSmBWEzSAMcO2xt-zq6HPQnKRtDwTMJcH0f69S2rjjIbOIMTR1-9tUAt-g0_LyjMXRWTGjzxvbXzoqomc19Q0e-QIBCep0/s260/pez.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="194" data-original-width="260" height="149" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh4G7OcSkpPRqHamGOf7jDJm7pbxY06nPPRnUS39ZUyrRApzvIyHTVLMwZskqjfDADSYeFbx_vUDglVROG7AJDxCSvWLgLLJiSmBWEzSAMcO2xt-zq6HPQnKRtDwTMJcH0f69S2rjjIbOIMTR1-9tUAt-g0_LyjMXRWTGjzxvbXzoqomc19Q0e-QIBCep0/w200-h149/pez.jpg" width="200" /></a></div><br />¿Cómo se llama un pez con la boca cerrada? ¡Un pez mudo!<p></p>Ronald L.http://www.blogger.com/profile/14226534975339446681noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6238852199031924223.post-53610951595119319812024-01-02T08:47:00.003-04:002024-01-02T08:47:36.816-04:00<p>&nbsp;</p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjpCk8pnLqlPLjcqwjs1YJaklyGn4DZm2V_vyq017_4QNwbJ-0KbCd5Wg5k8wPFMwC1QKWy3u7irTmtRqcDSTlDygbJjIE4XAJKeZj3yYOVAT-j5BjCJJN751GBtt15XiQme_p3vfmL7XeCneuuySPyz_F0scIyMnev4tJ05436v-W55-h9A5Y1Owfh32Q/s89/asterisco.png" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="89" data-original-width="66" height="89" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjpCk8pnLqlPLjcqwjs1YJaklyGn4DZm2V_vyq017_4QNwbJ-0KbCd5Wg5k8wPFMwC1QKWy3u7irTmtRqcDSTlDygbJjIE4XAJKeZj3yYOVAT-j5BjCJJN751GBtt15XiQme_p3vfmL7XeCneuuySPyz_F0scIyMnev4tJ05436v-W55-h9A5Y1Owfh32Q/s1600/asterisco.png" width="66" /></a></div><br />¿Qué hace una boca en el gimnasio? ¡Ejercicios bucales!<p></p>Ronald L.http://www.blogger.com/profile/14226534975339446681noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6238852199031924223.post-85797233535879743772023-12-30T11:32:00.000-04:002023-12-30T11:32:00.142-04:00<p>&nbsp;</p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi7IVqsefeSv0WtkckG7iS9mjBk9NYRkTvlY7hkdmeZC7qfDyH7QpSL6kNxDQEJ2yAf1xL9x1OB44MnmXGf_mptizur7MUic7juuROCAOIFqmPR682lJLKrUig-LiEmjCg7dP5hl4Eguazil3YAcfBSnIzd5jtQ85huMeTxb4OzlsOSObDDHSDVwfiW35U/s89/asterisco.png" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="89" data-original-width="66" height="89" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi7IVqsefeSv0WtkckG7iS9mjBk9NYRkTvlY7hkdmeZC7qfDyH7QpSL6kNxDQEJ2yAf1xL9x1OB44MnmXGf_mptizur7MUic7juuROCAOIFqmPR682lJLKrUig-LiEmjCg7dP5hl4Eguazil3YAcfBSnIzd5jtQ85huMeTxb4OzlsOSObDDHSDVwfiW35U/s1600/asterisco.png" width="66" /></a></div>¿Cuál es la parte más trabajadora de la cara? ¡La boca, porque siempre está ocupada!<p></p>Ronald L.http://www.blogger.com/profile/14226534975339446681noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6238852199031924223.post-49485371580081847752023-12-29T16:00:00.000-04:002023-12-29T16:00:00.129-04:00<p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi9vxtSE3dGeBzqm9QhijZp4_WBOZfTFNntzpAaM__IrrnP-v5rjY6XDqb9_glhv_wmwtr256xiJ4xkkr_cR583FvY6kYr99J_yMzJwUyrmU3mZgdAPDX13ejm1nWqWoYM0vVdo9ovRqgVJ1bC3bK5MpSw66nw73tCYbMiutGZiKfVVqj55Ua1MIXiOyXw/s259/flor.png" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="259" data-original-width="195" height="200" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi9vxtSE3dGeBzqm9QhijZp4_WBOZfTFNntzpAaM__IrrnP-v5rjY6XDqb9_glhv_wmwtr256xiJ4xkkr_cR583FvY6kYr99J_yMzJwUyrmU3mZgdAPDX13ejm1nWqWoYM0vVdo9ovRqgVJ1bC3bK5MpSw66nw73tCYbMiutGZiKfVVqj55Ua1MIXiOyXw/w151-h200/flor.png" width="151" /></a></div><br />&nbsp;¿Cuál es la rosa más moderna?&nbsp;<p></p><p>¡La rosa digital!</p>Ronald L.http://www.blogger.com/profile/14226534975339446681noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6238852199031924223.post-5965484067228378722023-12-28T15:52:00.004-04:002023-12-28T15:52:44.421-04:00<p>&nbsp;</p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg3iOOFGRpI8y5YdA_j3FCW2w_c95mm9-q_63nFLxPCMOd_bnZqLEVnIZNOKMaG_T9a7aCfXoWFii588XffDZLEbpt6sijLkH8dkitBbVMKyRxwFY7QJnxL5EcyNQLuTqAqkZlFzmE7eD3Nzy0Q0U9FMhYsWvv7YCNMbcYYkA7gMI6kNlitbO3n1cyq13E/s259/flor.png" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="259" data-original-width="195" height="200" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg3iOOFGRpI8y5YdA_j3FCW2w_c95mm9-q_63nFLxPCMOd_bnZqLEVnIZNOKMaG_T9a7aCfXoWFii588XffDZLEbpt6sijLkH8dkitBbVMKyRxwFY7QJnxL5EcyNQLuTqAqkZlFzmE7eD3Nzy0Q0U9FMhYsWvv7YCNMbcYYkA7gMI6kNlitbO3n1cyq13E/w151-h200/flor.png" width="151" /></a></div><br />¿Por qué las rosas no pueden mantener secretos?&nbsp;<p></p><p>¡Porque siempre tienen espinas!</p>Ronald L.http://www.blogger.com/profile/14226534975339446681noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6238852199031924223.post-79238096046830384452023-12-28T09:56:00.003-04:002023-12-28T09:56:45.709-04:00<p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgV-wLc-vW9-f90MJNeZHkhs-sb0CAntfJczzyVsu6fzDTl7ImFHTN00VjPvY98TuTsUpt5s7WQWjnefRDOC7uBevjBU_v9I8colmuB-huu1X5IQKmGxLZwne5kBIDLod3Vk7m4w3yZm3VHI8z3Pnnl3naJA5Hzp3stlaD6hjuBG9aS4LbEGiE59T1krgA/s89/asterisco.png" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="89" data-original-width="66" height="89" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgV-wLc-vW9-f90MJNeZHkhs-sb0CAntfJczzyVsu6fzDTl7ImFHTN00VjPvY98TuTsUpt5s7WQWjnefRDOC7uBevjBU_v9I8colmuB-huu1X5IQKmGxLZwne5kBIDLod3Vk7m4w3yZm3VHI8z3Pnnl3naJA5Hzp3stlaD6hjuBG9aS4LbEGiE59T1krgA/s1600/asterisco.png" width="66" /></a></div>&nbsp;¿Por qué los memes son tan populares en la playa?<p></p><p>&nbsp; &nbsp; ¡Porque siempre tienen buenas olas de risas!</p>Ronald L.http://www.blogger.com/profile/14226534975339446681noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6238852199031924223.post-88834364641519900122023-12-27T15:32:00.001-04:002023-12-27T15:32:00.150-04:00<p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgGiiMIgU_-r2qIZUvXQCbcMIN9krrp-9EmXA2A8Aalm8dwvn3pN6fENSpLJ1RQq98l_kmLJFs_qjWIfsQ8fFPAlJjivk3r_N13_oTqVGdjKAV1ii_S6uxkci94PJ3hXKZv9BDPVdBlt_fCcseXNtoIUMzhbe9m6z8CMpXO4lErnKZ9QDJwVIbImE0Eltg/s89/asterisco.png" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="89" data-original-width="66" height="89" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgGiiMIgU_-r2qIZUvXQCbcMIN9krrp-9EmXA2A8Aalm8dwvn3pN6fENSpLJ1RQq98l_kmLJFs_qjWIfsQ8fFPAlJjivk3r_N13_oTqVGdjKAV1ii_S6uxkci94PJ3hXKZv9BDPVdBlt_fCcseXNtoIUMzhbe9m6z8CMpXO4lErnKZ9QDJwVIbImE0Eltg/s1600/asterisco.png" width="66" /></a></div>¿Por qué el libro de matemáticas está estresado?<p></p><p>&nbsp; &nbsp;¡Tiene demasiados problemas!</p>Ronald L.http://www.blogger.com/profile/14226534975339446681noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6238852199031924223.post-55341193604126330372023-12-27T10:07:00.003-04:002023-12-27T10:07:30.509-04:00<p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhcojf-Nlo-kFyesd1XElkCqe8xFPi1kjhIEJJMEyFh9Rb13s42-cDTO_aYr-1P-ETsXpDaEfuGUbfhv4IsZ66cvP5O3NoSeAZw2QHhy5ACjCpB63mYZcVj95iNXDu-m5xHCkbDz8cdxyeS76raQ8MUv0u7difd0ZKM9M3UlMOpjO4wV9CBWh0R9gLBZtg/s89/asterisco.png" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="89" data-original-width="66" height="89" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhcojf-Nlo-kFyesd1XElkCqe8xFPi1kjhIEJJMEyFh9Rb13s42-cDTO_aYr-1P-ETsXpDaEfuGUbfhv4IsZ66cvP5O3NoSeAZw2QHhy5ACjCpB63mYZcVj95iNXDu-m5xHCkbDz8cdxyeS76raQ8MUv0u7difd0ZKM9M3UlMOpjO4wV9CBWh0R9gLBZtg/s1600/asterisco.png" width="66" /></a></div>&nbsp;¿Por qué los memes siempre tienen buen sentido del humor?<p></p><p>&nbsp; &nbsp;¡Porque son bien pensados!</p>Ronald L.http://www.blogger.com/profile/14226534975339446681noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6238852199031924223.post-77566746548364267462023-12-26T09:09:00.005-04:002023-12-26T09:09:00.132-04:00<p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEghBCjjwfPBO5wuEMSQ3dGkFPMQiVMStiIbLij_8oojXFIme44zX5ivtJLgICY_Zagn0MeGpSTcDze6n0jWoE8XVVQ8HWqvKeR4w6nMwZLpUASfxsjSEIj0ByJF8_JEWBoqe9O8ud6nFlQuJZqB5iO4ZWfaq5bydKCi772R8CTjpX7GvWjIcjBcTwgDQkk/s89/asterisco.png" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="89" data-original-width="66" height="89" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEghBCjjwfPBO5wuEMSQ3dGkFPMQiVMStiIbLij_8oojXFIme44zX5ivtJLgICY_Zagn0MeGpSTcDze6n0jWoE8XVVQ8HWqvKeR4w6nMwZLpUASfxsjSEIj0ByJF8_JEWBoqe9O8ud6nFlQuJZqB5iO4ZWfaq5bydKCi772R8CTjpX7GvWjIcjBcTwgDQkk/s1600/asterisco.png" width="66" /></a></div>¿Cómo se llama un lápiz que siempre está en la playa?<p></p><p>&nbsp; &nbsp; ¡Lápiz playero!</p>Ronald L.http://www.blogger.com/profile/14226534975339446681noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6238852199031924223.post-20359219812140790122023-12-26T08:30:00.001-04:002023-12-26T08:30:00.133-04:00<p>&nbsp;</p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhYVgHoggvALM1_VSaOYOTkSwY2gJ1X2Q89ZLM_Bd0s0-CgAvnf-aV3wXUcG-rLndQaer2Q4Xmqj9cmlQicWtu-4_TYwR9J_G4K4xhB-Z_pzdkk4F8WzTZmLwcIcZ7VUD9D83Aihyphenhyphena3urTaqi4rUN_1MSBpiQeRdn_rXFlqNR8CglxooabfqYExf8TWsk0/s89/asterisco.png" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="89" data-original-width="66" height="89" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhYVgHoggvALM1_VSaOYOTkSwY2gJ1X2Q89ZLM_Bd0s0-CgAvnf-aV3wXUcG-rLndQaer2Q4Xmqj9cmlQicWtu-4_TYwR9J_G4K4xhB-Z_pzdkk4F8WzTZmLwcIcZ7VUD9D83Aihyphenhyphena3urTaqi4rUN_1MSBpiQeRdn_rXFlqNR8CglxooabfqYExf8TWsk0/s1600/asterisco.png" width="66" /></a></div>¿Por qué el pegamento es tan bueno contando chistes?<p></p><p>&nbsp; &nbsp;¡Porque siempre se queda pegado en la memoria!</p>Ronald L.http://www.blogger.com/profile/14226534975339446681noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6238852199031924223.post-65458904849889859372023-12-25T15:20:00.001-04:002023-12-25T15:20:00.124-04:00<p>&nbsp;</p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEggOeZn3GoPeSI7YNMIvcpbO4PPuY6h7-PmHxjWfzW_q4x8zzyNVEFqvGYs7lJre1scuHuTd6EGJs-dcmVBvsKnFXOdPCotiXfCi7fnoTG5DGUd5E7OgmySg8H-YEhioExmlOhY5ZqXwFw-O1k5_d1I7-40Bg3jn__QUrt5qmSdAZn1tbookKC42ClUjTY/s89/asterisco.png" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="89" data-original-width="66" height="89" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEggOeZn3GoPeSI7YNMIvcpbO4PPuY6h7-PmHxjWfzW_q4x8zzyNVEFqvGYs7lJre1scuHuTd6EGJs-dcmVBvsKnFXOdPCotiXfCi7fnoTG5DGUd5E7OgmySg8H-YEhioExmlOhY5ZqXwFw-O1k5_d1I7-40Bg3jn__QUrt5qmSdAZn1tbookKC42ClUjTY/s1600/asterisco.png" width="66" /></a></div>&nbsp;¿Cuál es el animal que siempre lleva un vestido de fiesta?<p></p><p>&nbsp; &nbsp; ¡La mariposa, porque siempre está de gala!</p>Ronald L.http://www.blogger.com/profile/14226534975339446681noreply@blogger.com