Choose Your News

Choose Your News - Ep. 31

Walker Creative Media — Wed, 25 Sep 2019 01:56:49 +0000

Mules, clowns, and elder copulation (the most gentile way I could think to write it.) Geezers bonin'. There you go.

Choose Your News - Ep. 30

Walker Creative Media — Thu, 05 Sep 2019 00:53:50 +0000

A high clown detonates a poop bomb in his neighbor's car, a stupid clown tries to stuff his drawers with steak, and a stuffed clown scares the stuffing out of someone.

Choose Your News - Ep. 29

Walker Creative Media — Tue, 13 Aug 2019 14:15:50 +0000

This episode is so hot you'll have a neverending boner, your toilet will explode, and then we'll send you an exorbitant fine.

Choose Your News - Ep. 28

Walker Creative Media — Wed, 07 Aug 2019 00:29:50 +0000

E.T. insurance phones home, one man's severed penis is now a bone alone, and delivery person behavior you won't condone and disown.

Choose Your News - Ep. 27

Walker Creative Media — Thu, 11 Jul 2019 00:45:07 +0000

Alligators get past their would-be captors, a Georgia family passes on a marijuana cake, and passed gas leads to jailtime.

Choose Your News - Ep. 26

Walker Creative Media — Thu, 04 Jul 2019 15:00:00 +0000

A crappy way to clog a toilet, a crappy way to treat your bridesmaids, and a crappy pool leads to a lot of crap.

Choose Your News - Ep. 25

Walker Creative Media — Tue, 02 Jul 2019 16:00:00 +0000

It's the episode 25 LIVE spectacular starring Star Wars: Galaxy's Edge!

Choose Your News - Ep. 24

Walker Creative Media — Fri, 28 Jun 2019 23:51:01 +0000

Celebrity marriages never last, Mississippi abductions do, and milk-thief revenge is a dish best served ice cold.

Choose Your News - Ep. 23

Walker Creative Media — Sat, 08 Jun 2019 00:35:09 +0000

A boat ride gone bad, a different kind of spotty clouds, and a bridge too far.

Choose Your News - Ep. 22

Walker Creative Media — Tue, 04 Jun 2019 00:21:46 +0000

Don't Google today's topics unless you want to be on an FBI watch list. We've got elderly sex parties, hot bovine makeout sessions and a huge snake in bathroom.

Choose Your News - Ep. 21

Walker Creative Media — Fri, 31 May 2019 00:33:27 +0000

Bezos stretches for the moon, rich people stretch their dollar, and Britain's Got Talent stretches the limit of your gag reflex.

Choose Your News - Ep. 20

Walker Creative Media — Wed, 15 May 2019 00:27:24 +0000

A man takes a dip in a strange place, television finally embraces Floridaman, and bridezillas attack!

Choose Your News - Ep. 19

Walker Creative Media — Sat, 11 May 2019 00:38:18 +0000

You eat WHAT?! You don't wash WHAT?! You're related to WHO?!

Choose Your News - Ep. 18

Walker Creative Media — Tue, 07 May 2019 23:53:26 +0000

A game of cups, The Britney Spears Toxic Water Center, and stupid things lawyers say.

Choose Your News - Ep. 17

Walker Creative Media — Fri, 28 Sep 2018 00:03:13 +0000

I'm Batman, drivers' ed goes wrong, and gay muppets.

Choose Your News - Ep. 16

Walker Creative Media — Tue, 18 Sep 2018 00:43:19 +0000

Flossing baboons, Amazon's on shrooms, and a family has more bedrooms!

Choose Your News - Ep. 15

Walker Creative Media — Sun, 16 Sep 2018 19:53:56 +0000

Are we holding animals back? Did a t-rex rob the Easter bunny? Does Fortnight cause divorce?

Choose Your News - Ep. 14

Walker Creative Media — Wed, 05 Sep 2018 00:42:32 +0000

Kindergarten stripper-poles in China, ghost hunting to a new level in Connecticut, and real fake knives in Japan.

Choose Your News - Ep. 13

Walker Creative Media — Fri, 31 Aug 2018 21:45:35 +0000

In this cursed thirteenth episode we talk a goat on the lam, a Godzilla on the loose, and a Michael Jackson on the Simpsons. Listen ... if you dare!

Choose Your News - Ep. 12

Walker Creative Media — Thu, 30 Aug 2018 01:12:24 +0000

Bald brides, bear blocking, and bold birds.

Choose Your News - Ep. 11

Walker Creative Media — Tue, 28 Aug 2018 01:18:24 +0000

Eggbutts, lemon thieves, and repeat offense by criminal squirrels.

Choose Your News - Ep. 10

Walker Creative Media — Wed, 22 Aug 2018 00:50:08 +0000

It's a packed-full "animal style" edition starring parrots, cookies, and goats! It's the G.O.A.T!

Choose Your News - Ep. 9

Walker Creative Media — Thu, 16 Aug 2018 00:57:09 +0000

Britney's spending habits, Colorado schools make 3-day weekends permanent, and finding Dad's old love letters backfires.

Choose Your News - Ep. 8

Walker Creative Media — Sat, 11 Aug 2018 18:10:33 +0000

Ghost lovers, old metalheads, and grand theft aero.

Choose Your News - Ep. 7

Walker Creative Media — Thu, 09 Aug 2018 00:32:19 +0000

Deadly alligators, slighted filmmakers, and cat-poop risk takers.

Choose Your News - Ep. 6

Walker Creative Media — Thu, 02 Aug 2018 01:33:33 +0000

Bigfoot porn, waiting in lines for cash, and the newest in sex doll technology.

Choose Your News - Ep. 5

Walker Creative Media — Tue, 31 Jul 2018 02:35:59 +0000

Painted asses, grand theft shark, and drug-fueled potato binges.

Choose Your News - Ep. 4

Walker Creative Media — Thu, 26 Jul 2018 01:28:00 +0000

Parents are a riot, a fertile giraffe, and drunk seagulls.

Choose Your News - Ep. 3

Walker Creative Media — Mon, 23 Jul 2018 15:47:41 +0000

Squirrel burglars, cloned meat, and barefoot walkers. Oh my.

Choose Your News - Ep. 2

Walker Creative Media — Thu, 19 Jul 2018 17:54:48 +0000

A dead man lives, Jeff Goldblum is huge, and robot burgers are on the menu.

Choose Your News - Ep. 1

Walker Creative Media — Tue, 17 Jul 2018 22:25:32 +0000

Diamondbacks reliever Archie Bradley poops himself, a flamingo on the lam, and a cow attack!