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		<title>New Tampa Players Send Down the Sparrows</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 May 2019 04:22:16 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>New to the Tampa International Fringe Festival this year is a local theatre troupe the New Tampa Players, who are known for their fun musicals featuring large youth ensemble casts. This is not one of those shows. Sending Down the Sparrows is a story based on the Nazi youth and …</p>
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										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>New to the Tampa International Fringe Festival this year is a local theatre troupe the New Tampa Players, who are known for their fun musicals featuring large youth ensemble casts. This is not one of those shows.</p>
<p><em>Sending Down the Sparrows </em>is a story based on the Nazi youth and reactions to the program of eliminating the weak or useless members of society.</p>
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<p>This is a heavy show that has the potential to make you think but won&#8217;t offer you any new information. As a documentary it was very nice, but the commentary part was weak. Fortunately the topic itself makes one consider all of the many implications about a society who doesn&#8217;t cherish all of its citizens.</p>
<p>There is an excellent speech about the horrors of the gas chambers that was excellently done and very well placed.  I would have liked for there to be an after-bow statement explaining briefly the realities that were shown in the play, and the audience was waiting for such a speech as everyone sat still and gave questioning glances to each other to confirm that there was nothing further.</p>
<p>This kind of show needs to be seen, and the topic needs to be known. It is certainly worth it, and would be a great educational tool.  <span style="color:rgb(51,51,51); font-family:" mercuryssma","mercuryssmb",georgia,serif; font-size:18px; font-style:normal; font-variant-ligatures:normal; font-variant-caps:normal; font-weight:400; letter-spacing:normal; orphans:2text-indent:0px; text-transform:none; white-space:normal; widows:2; word-spacing:0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width:0px; background-color:rgb(238,238,238); text-decoration-style:initial; text-decoration-color:initial; display:inline!important; float:none; text-align:left;">The US Congress established a day between April 28 and May 5 to be the &#8220;Days of Remembrance&#8221; as the nation’s annual commemoration of the Holocaust.</span>  This year the day fell on May 2nd making the play particularly timely.</p>
<p>New Tampa Players have done a good job embracing the Fringe style of a fairly minimalistic set. Shows run back to back to back so strike and set up need to be able to be done quickly. Their set up is simple and effective.</p>
<p>This show is at the HCC Studio Theater on the Ybor campus at 1411 E 11th Ave, Tampa, FL 33605 and is part of the Third Annual Tampa International Fringe Festival which runs from May 1-11, 2019.</p>
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		<title>Dandy Darkly is a classic movie in your mind &#8211; Live on stage</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 May 2019 03:59:20 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>This is my second time seeing A Dandy Darkly show. Last year&#8217;s Tampa International Fringe Festival had him doing his Myth Mouth show which had some terrific color. This year&#8217;s show is a longer narrative called Dandy Darkly&#8217;s All Aboard based on a train, and a &#8220;must have&#8221; toy, and …</p>
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										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is my second time seeing A Dandy Darkly show. Last year&#8217;s Tampa International Fringe Festival had him doing his <em>Myth Mouth </em>show which had some terrific color.</p>
<p>This year&#8217;s show is a longer narrative called <em>Dandy Darkly&#8217;s All Aboard </em>based on a train, and a &#8220;must have&#8221; toy, and a&#8230; Well, the less you know about it ahead of your journey, the better. You are all aboard for a great show.</p>
<p>Dandy&#8217;s performances are thoughtfully designed, almost poetic &#8211; both literally and figuratively, richly illustrated stories. There are plenty of negative spaces which let your mind wander into the world you are visiting through his words.</p>
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<p>This journey takes place while you sit in the Studio Theater at HCC&#8217;s Ybor City Campus. (1411 E 11th Ave, Tampa, FL 33605) Dandy&#8217;s timing, working with the sounds and audio textures, fills the theater with story and you simply ride along with him.</p>
<p>Certainly not something to be missed.  Visit http://tampafringe.org or look him up at other Fringes around the world.</p>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Feb 2019 00:39:21 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>Standing in line to get in to Heathers today, I learned something about &#8220;the arts&#8221; from the people who never go to theatre. So very many people were getting into the Heathers line thinking it was the Hamilton line. Sooo many people who never go to live theatre events. I …</p>
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										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Standing in line to get in to Heathers today, I learned something about &#8220;the arts&#8221; from the people who never go to theatre. So very many people were getting into the Heathers line thinking it was the Hamilton line. Sooo many people who never go to live theatre events.</p>
<p><img decoding="async" src="http://chrishart.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/20190224_1332415157081439109315773.jpg" class="wp-image-196 alignnone size-full" width="1500" height="1125" srcset="http://chrishart.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/20190224_1332415157081439109315773.jpg 1500w, http://chrishart.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/20190224_1332415157081439109315773-300x225.jpg 300w, http://chrishart.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/20190224_1332415157081439109315773-768x576.jpg 768w, http://chrishart.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/20190224_1332415157081439109315773-1024x768.jpg 1024w, http://chrishart.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/20190224_1332415157081439109315773-200x150.jpg 200w, http://chrishart.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/20190224_1332415157081439109315773-150x113.jpg 150w" sizes="(max-width: 1500px) 100vw, 1500px" /></p>
<p>I learned that it&#8217;s not about the show. Maybe that&#8217;s too simplistic, but for these people it isn&#8217;t. The hype is the thing. The certain amount of status that comes from seeing what everyone else is talking about. To be part of the history and be able to say, &#8220;I saw it when&#8230;&#8221;</p>
<p>Theatre needs more hype. There is such incredible talent everywhere around us. We saw a woman hit a couple of high C&#8217;s this weekend and she was volunteering her time. We saw over 80 performers in four shows &#8211; and that doesn&#8217;t touch the number of people behind the scenes who have talents beyond those of mere mortals. (I say this because they make the magic happen and mortals aren&#8217;t usually magic)</p>
<p><img loading="lazy" decoding="async" src="http://chrishart.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/20190221_1833375289816516049466142.jpg" class="wp-image-197 alignnone size-full" width="1500" height="1125" srcset="http://chrishart.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/20190221_1833375289816516049466142.jpg 1500w, http://chrishart.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/20190221_1833375289816516049466142-300x225.jpg 300w, http://chrishart.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/20190221_1833375289816516049466142-768x576.jpg 768w, http://chrishart.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/20190221_1833375289816516049466142-1024x768.jpg 1024w, http://chrishart.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/20190221_1833375289816516049466142-200x150.jpg 200w, http://chrishart.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/20190221_1833375289816516049466142-150x113.jpg 150w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 1500px) 100vw, 1500px" /></p>
<p>Hamilton had a cast of 21 for their bows. They had the hype and people were told that they were wonderful and they were. Hopefully some of those many, many people who came for the hype will realize that there are hundreds and hundreds of other amazing shows, with people just as talented, and will come around to see other shows.</p>
<p>Bike sales go up during and right after the Tour de France. Why not ticket sales for live theatre and people auditioning to be a part of the stage?</p>
<p>Welcome all new fans, there is so so so much more to see.</p>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Aug 2014 12:12:14 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>Many, many years ago I played pool often.  Fun was had.  I have my own cue, which I bought at a flea market around many, many years ago.  Nothing special, and partially held together with J. B. Weld, but I like it.  Yes, I have dreamed of turning my piece …</p>
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										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Many, many years ago I played pool often.  Fun was had.  I have my own cue, which I bought at a flea market around many, many years ago.  Nothing special, and partially held together with J. B. Weld, but I like it.  Yes, I have dreamed of turning my piece of 25+ year old purple heart into a cue.  I bought the wood expressly for that purpose after all.  Somehow the money to have a cue made has never made its way into that piece of wood.  The potential is always there, but the wonder is, &#8220;will I really like it?&#8221;, &#8220;will I suck playing with it?&#8221;  You get the idea.  So, like an atom, lots of potential but basically inert. </p>
<p>This evening, because of my brother Garry&#8217;s request, I am going to join the APA and be on his team.  Nervousness ensues.&nbsp; I have never played for money and have only ever played in one &#8216;fun&#8217; tournament at the place where I used to play pool.&nbsp; This is league play. </p>
<p>My family, wife, son, sister and I, joined a bowling league for fun, but it was not joining the National Bowling whatever, it was a local alley and no one had visions of grandeur &#8211; or if they did they were probably in the wrong place.&nbsp; This group has sent a team to Las Vegas for competition.<br />
<div style="width: 2010px" class="wp-caption alignnone"><a href="http://chrishart.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/wpid-20140723_182041.jpg"><img decoding="async" title="pool-balls.jpg" class="alignnone size-full" alt="image" src="http://chrishart.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/wpid-20140723_182041.jpg" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Can it stay fun if it is competition?</p></div> </p>
<p>I guess my fears are unjustified.&nbsp; Writing it down forces one to think about things and I am sure it will be fun.&nbsp; Maybe I will be amazing.&nbsp; More likely I will play as I played before; good against good players and bad against the bad.&nbsp; The concentration of a good player always helped me focus and improved my game.&nbsp; Somehow I need to figure out how to keep that concentration with lousy or distracted players.&nbsp; Learning will happen, this is a good thing. </p>
<p>Now if only I can understand the league rules!&nbsp; Foul?&nbsp; Safety?&nbsp; <em>Only </em>call the pocket on the 8?</p>
<p>Sigh.</p>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jul 2014 02:05:39 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>My wife and I spent the better part of a day in Dayton, Tennessee on one of our vacations. A small town that, in 1925, held one of the biggest trials in the world &#8211; prior to O. J. Simpson. A trial reported around the world deciding on evolution in …</p>
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										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>My wife and I spent the better part of a day in Dayton, Tennessee on one of our vacations. A small town that, in 1925, held one of the biggest trials in the world &#8211; prior to O. J. Simpson. A trial reported around the world deciding on evolution in the classroom. It seems that, at least in America, that trial is still going on.</p>
<p>Well that trial is the biggest thing that ever happened to that town and they are still milking it for as much as they can. Some of the landmarks on the brochure were priceless. The town is worth a visit if for no other reason than the history. If you are the kind of person who will drive a few miles out of your way to see a giant chicken or the biggest Sombrero, Dayton is for you.</p>
<p>Go for the real estate, stay for the funerals. (reference to one of our observations, more details at <a href="http://travelhart.com/the-monkey-trial/">TravelHart.com</a>)</p>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Jul 2014 02:18:06 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>When in the deeper literary mood, and not laughing at Bierce&#8217;s &#8220;Devil&#8217;s Dictionary, &#8221; I like to laugh along with the wit of those old adages from Poor Richard and Mark Twain. Although I really didn&#8217;t like &#8220;Tom Sawyer&#8221; very much. As I have relayed in other posts, I like …</p>
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										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>When in the deeper literary mood, and not laughing at Bierce&#8217;s &#8220;Devil&#8217;s Dictionary, &#8221; I like to laugh along with the wit of those old adages from Poor Richard and Mark Twain.  Although I really didn&#8217;t like &#8220;Tom Sawyer&#8221; very much.  </p>
<p>As I have relayed in other posts, I like sayings that eloquently make a point.  Possibly my favorite Twain quote is about the differences between man and dog.</p>
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<p>So often I must repeat this to myself when looking at people whom I have helped.  Parents know the feeling.  Kinda makes one skeptical about society in general.</p>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 13 Jul 2014 01:52:51 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m not sure who coined the phrase &#8220;the customer is always right,&#8221; but I have to disagree with them. Even when I am the customer, I know that it could be me with the understanding issues. Customer support representatives can certainly tell you about consumers who simply haven&#8217;t got a …</p>
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										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m not sure who coined the phrase &#8220;the customer is always right,&#8221; but I have to disagree with them. Even when I am the customer, I know that it could be me with the understanding issues. Customer support representatives can certainly tell you about consumers who simply haven&#8217;t got a clue. I haven&#8217;t had the displeasure to work in the portion of customer service who get only the idiots who aren&#8217;t satisfied; and who never will be. Those who seemingly aren&#8217;t happy unless they are unhappy or complaining. When I worked in hospitality driving an airport shuttle and acting as bellhop I always took to heart something one of my managers said. <em>&#8220;The shuttle driver or bellman is the first and the last representative of the hotel that a guest sees. They provide each guest with their first and the last impressions, the most lasting impressions, of the hotel.&#8221;</em> A guest&#8217;s positive or negative recollection of their stay can be determined by a single gesture upon their arrival or departure. Now I know that any interaction can be a blessing or a poison, but firsts and lasts always seem to stick. I seldom encountered a guest who&#8217;s stay could not be improved by some kind words and a friendly face as they were being chauffeured to the airport for their flight home. Not all customers can be pacified by kind words or, as it turns out, even logic. Many years ago I encountered one of those &#8220;always right&#8221; customers while working for a sign company. We had a order to put lettering on the front window of a coffee shop. Standard things. The store&#8217;s owner had jotted a note with the things he wanted on his window. The store&#8217;s logo along with coffee, cappuccino, bagels, pastries and e<em>x</em>presso. Being the conscientious designers we corrected the misspelling, cut the vinyl, and installed the graphics and lettering on the front glass of his store. Soon afterward our shop received a call from a very unhappy customer. The coffee shop owner was on the phone to the owner of the sign company and was fuming over the misspelling on his front window. So our boss came in explaining that espresso was spelled wrong on the coffee shop window and asked to see the artwork. We pulled up the files thinking that we missed something. He saw no problems so he went back to the phone. The coffee shop owner was incensed when our boss told him that he didn&#8217;t see any spelling errors and that espresso was spelled correctly; with an &#8216;s&#8217;, not an &#8216;x&#8217;. The coffee shop guy then went into a veritable tirade cussing and shouting about how we were &#8220;lying about the spelling just so we didn&#8217;t have to come out and fix our mistake.&#8221; We went out and fixed our &#8220;mistake.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>Singing Pigs</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Jul 2014 11:19:48 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>I love meaningful sayings. &#8220;Haste makes waste&#8221;, &#8220;a stitch in time, saves nine&#8221;, &#8220;don&#8217;t pick at it&#8221; and pretty much anything that helps summarize something in a concise manner. Poor Richard really knew his stuff. Some old adages are more useful than others. That stitch in time reference, while still …</p>
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										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I love meaningful sayings.  &#8220;Haste makes waste&#8221;, &#8220;a stitch in time, saves nine&#8221;, &#8220;don&#8217;t pick at it&#8221; and pretty much anything that helps summarize something in a concise manner.  Poor Richard really knew his stuff.</p>
<p>Some old adages are more useful than others.  That stitch in time reference, while still pertinent, just doesn&#8217;t need stating because people who procrastinate won&#8217;t care that you are trying to help until it is too late anyway.  Don&#8217;t pick at it still gets lots of use, fortunately not with the company I keep though. </p>
<p>One of my favorite, and sadly often relevant, sayings is, &#8220;Never try to teach a pig to sing, it wastes your time and annoys the pig.&#8221;</p>
<div style="width: 2010px" class="wp-caption alignnone"><a href="http://chrishart.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/wpid-wp-14053799079681.jpeg"><img decoding="async" title="wp-1405379907968" class="alignnone size-full" alt="image" src="http://chrishart.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/wpid-wp-14053799079681.jpeg" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Pig: Non-singing animal.</p></div>
<p>So often we have to choose which battles we are going to fight.  I try to look at things objectively when I can and that saying can bring me back to reality when I have been looking through rose colored glasses too long.</p>
<p>In instances of a battle with a pig, the pig always wins.</p>
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		<title>Foreboding Gilligan&#8217;s Island</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Jul 2014 01:50:53 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>What has been seen cannot be unseen. As a kid watching Gilligan&#8217;s Island, and loving the theme song, I always appreciated the word play at the end of the second stanza. This enjoyment of clever phrasing migrated into my love of good storytellers and more than a passing passion for …</p>
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										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What has been seen cannot be unseen.</p>
<p>As a kid watching Gilligan&#8217;s Island, and loving the theme song, I always appreciated the word play at the end of the second stanza. This enjoyment of clever phrasing migrated into my love of good storytellers and more than a passing passion for puns.</p>
<p>One of my favorite lines from any book is from Douglas Adams&#8217; <em>The Restaurant at the End of the Universe</em> where the author describes a scene with aliens watching the book&#8217;s main character, Arthur. The line read, &#8220;All eyes were on Arthur, some were on stalks.&#8221; A line that I find infinitely funny and still laugh at whenever I read it. (Maybe you had to be there, but trust me, it&#8217;s funny.) Sadly, lines like this get lost in the translation to video.</p>
<p>For Gilligan&#8217;s Island the wording is much darker. In one line the theme song seems to be praising the crew of the Minnow, in the next &#8211; using the same words &#8211; their impending marooning is foretold. A great and powerful line in what seems like a jaunty and somewhat flippant little intro diddy. Did the writers intend for the line to be so dark? Who knows? But I hear it that way every time.</p>
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<p>The Ballad of Gilligan&#8217;s Island Lyrics by George Wyle and Sherwood Shwartz</p>
<blockquote><p>Just sit right back and you&#8217;ll hear a tale<br />
a tale of a fateful trip,<br />
that started from this tropic port,<br />
aboard this tiny ship.<br />
The mate was a mighty sailin&#8217; man,<br />
the Skipper brave and sure,<br />
five passengers set sail that day,<br />
for a three hour tour,<br />
a three hour tour.</p></blockquote>
<p>The weather started getting rough,<br />
the tiny ship was tossed.<br />
If not for the courage of the fearless crew<br />
the Minnow would be lost.<br />
<strong>The Minnow would be lost.</strong></p>
<p>The ship aground on the shore of this uncharted desert isle<br />
with Gilligan,<br />
the Skipper too.<br />
A millionaire and his wife,<br />
a movie star,<br />
the proffessor and Mary Ann,<br />
here on Gilligan&#8217;s Isle.</p>
<p>(show plays)</p>
<p>So this is the tale of our castaways,<br />
there here for a long long time.<br />
They&#8217;ll have to make the best of things,<br />
it&#8217;s an uphill climb.<br />
The first mate and his Skipper too<br />
will do their very best,<br />
to make the others comf&#8217;terble<br />
in their tropic island nest.<br />
No phone, no lights, no motor car,<br />
not a single luxury<br />
like Robinson Crusoe<br />
it&#8217;s primitive as can be.<br />
So join us here each week my friends,<br />
you&#8217;re sure to get a smile,<br />
from seven stranded castaways<br />
here on Gilligan&#8217;s Isle!</p>
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		<title>The More You Know&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Jul 2014 01:45:49 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>“Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge: it is those who know little, and not those who know much, who so positively assert that this or that problem will never be solved by science.” &#8211; Charles Darwin I frequently listen to science podcasts from around the world.  New breakthrough …</p>
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										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>“Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge: it is those who know little, and not those who know much, who so positively assert that this or that problem will never be solved by science.” &#8211; Charles Darwin</p>
<p>I frequently listen to science podcasts from around the world.  New breakthrough this, our study shows that, recently discovered evidence reveals the other, etc.  Every discussion revealing, sadly, that it could easily be a ten-plus year wait before anything becomes a reality. And that chance only with perseverance, interest and funding.  Science fiction writers need not create new things, they can simply extrapolate from future realty, years before the newest science becomes reality, and then be hailed for their incredible vision of the future.</p>
<p>This doesn&#8217;t mean that writers like Robert A. Heinlein and Isaac Asimov do not create the visions of the future that scientists strive to emulate. There will always be visionaries and there will always be followers. Without sheep there is no need for a shepherd.</p>
<p>Everyone is uninformed to their own level on everything and everyone knows something you do not. The more you know on a topic, the more you realize how much more there is to know.</p>
<div id="attachment_133" style="width: 310px" class="wp-caption aligncenter"><a href="http://chrishart.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/ApplePie.jpg"><img loading="lazy" decoding="async" aria-describedby="caption-attachment-133" class="wp-image-133 size-medium" src="http://chrishart.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/ApplePie-300x277.jpg" alt="If you wish to make apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. - Carl Sagan" width="300" height="277" srcset="http://chrishart.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/ApplePie-300x277.jpg 300w, http://chrishart.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/ApplePie-1024x948.jpg 1024w, http://chrishart.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/ApplePie-161x150.jpg 161w, http://chrishart.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/ApplePie-150x138.jpg 150w, http://chrishart.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/ApplePie.jpg 1295w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" /></a><p id="caption-attachment-133" class="wp-caption-text">&#8220;If you wish to make apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.&#8221;<br />&#8211; Carl Sagan</p></div>
<p>Everything goes deeper.</p>
<p>When I was young my mother told me to be inquisitive and to question things, then I got in trouble for questioning the things she said.</p>
<p>I have trouble dealing with those who do not question.</p>
<p>(Not much point to this post. It seemed so much clearer in my head.)</p>
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