Chris Kirby

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2013-12-09T12:44:00.000-07:00

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The evolutionary iPhone is good for the ecosystem

2012-09-12T17:30:00.002-07:00

Apple's market cap is so high and their devices so popular that they literally can't and won't change the iPhone / iOS in any significant way. That would be like putting chicken in the Big Mac because it was due for an upgrade. They just need to deliver what customers expect at the price they expect and they will continue to be "cool" and make a killing. Hence the no NFC sporting ~~revolutionary~~ evolutionary iPhone 5.

With that said, it does leave significant opportunity for the likes of Windows 8 and Phone 8, so I'm really excited about that. Customers board with the iOS interface will have a real alternative with a very rich ecosystem. Same experience on their tablet, phone, pc, and TV via the xbox. No doubt its an exciting time for Microsoft. And Android devices will just continue to push the envelope with hardware on both ends of the spectrum changing as often as technology allows. There will always be a huge market for that as more and more people obtain smartphones. Though I believe in the very near future that Android will split off into several distinct factions diluting its massive market share. You already have AOSP/Nexus (Play) and Amazon...and soon I would expect to see Samsung or even Sony make a play for their own android based brand and ecosystem. Sony being the more logical due to their gaming and content networks. The big two will soon be the big 5 or 6, pretty exciting for consumers and developers alike.

Mastering the Galaxy Nexus battery suck

2012-04-11T12:25:00.000-07:00

While my previous rant about my battery experience with the Galaxy Nexus was justified, I now feel that I've found the sweet spot between longevity and performance. I've been running/doing this for the last two weeks with excellent results on both wifi and off, rivaling my iPhone and Windows Phone.

The ingredients:

A 4.0.4 based ROM. I prefer AOKP and Liquid, however stock is a good option as well as long as you've unlocked the bootloader.
A customizable kernel. I prefer Franco's or Imoseyon's kernel, both are highly configurable, actively developed, and have great in rom customization via a paid app (highly recommended).

The maintenance (can be automated):

Turn off LTE when you're on wifi, always (or out of coverage). Even when idle, LTE is quite the vampire. I do this manually, but i'm sure you could build a Tasker script for this or find an app.
Turn off wifi when you're in 3G/LTE.
Tweak your kernel settings to find the best fit for you. For most, just find the clock settings and governor that gives you the best results.
Upgrade less. Its easy to get upgrade fever when you have so many options available. But do your best to control that urge if stability and longevity are very important to you. Join the conversation, but let others try first before making the leap. Plus wiping your phone every few days gets old fast.

Now, I've been running custom roms and kernels since day one, so its hard to pinpoint any single setting or customization that's made the difference. It could just be that 4.0.4 (or the custom ROM) resolved some issues or that i'm meticulously managing LTE now, its hard to say for sure without being more scientific about it. However, I will concede that this is often the way it goes with a major android release, it takes a while to get things "worked out". I'm sure the same goes for carriers and the LTE battery woes that we've all experienced...who knows if this is something that can even be resolved with software. Certainly Apple doesn't seem to think so or it would not have doubled the battery in the new iPad to accommodate for the 4G suck.

Why would anyone bother with all of this when they could just get an iPhone or a Windows Phone? Because its fun! Its like having a pile of Lego's and being able to constantly build and try new things. Its an experience that is unmatched on any other platform. But's its certainly not for everyone, so use as you will and as always, your mileage may vary.

*** update 7/17/2012 ***
It's a totally different world on the GSM version of the phone. Easily 3-4x more battery life in combination with Android 4.1. Ditching the Verizon model as my daily and now using the unlocked GSM with an AT&T sim. HSPA+ is more than good enough for me when off wifi. Still loving my custom ROM's and kernels though.

Galaxy Nexus Battery Life

2012-03-08T12:15:00.001-07:00

I love my Galaxy Nexus and everything that i'm able to do with it. Its probably the best mobile display you will find on a phone, and its extremely fast as well. However, I have to say that the battery life just continues to be unacceptably awful. Even with sipping custom roms & kernels, it still can barely last the day on wifi with normal use (email, twitter, im). If your in 4g most of the time, then you might as well carry a car battery with you, it's that bad. The only way you can seem to eek more life is to turn everything off like LTE, Bluetooth, background sync, GPS, etc...but why would i want to do that? Most of what makes android great is its ability to do a lot of work at once, so it sort of takes the magic away if i have to micromanage every single service and feature of the phone.

Now I've had many android phones in the past, so i do have some perspective on this. I also own an iPhone 4s and an HTC Titan (AT&T), so i compare my experience with those devices as well. This is also not my only LTE device, however it is my only LTE phone. So with that said, i don't know whether to chalk this up to LTE, Samsung, or ICS itself. I just know that its unacceptable and i hope it can and will be addressed.

Is Apple the right company to lead the textbook revolution?

2012-01-19T12:08:00.000-07:00

I like what Apple is trying to do with iBooks and iTunes U, i just wish it weren't Apple. Apple is synonymous with proprietary, and that's the last thing the education system needs right now. I absolutely love the idea of revolutionizing book authoring, distribution, interaction, and the economics...it just has to be done right. It's fine to have the mac only book author app, but also have the same tech as a free and accessible web app. Same goes for iPhone/iPad apps, get it out on Android and Windows Phone too. Greed is already rampant in Universities, please lets not do this with books as well. Knowledge and education should be open and available to everyone, so putting these amazing new textbooks only on iPads within Apple's ecosystem is a big mistake. If they really want to help teachers and education, they'll open this up as soon as possible. DRM'd textbooks coming out of iTunes is not the revolution I had in mind. The walled garden has other implications as well. If all new text books are funneled via the app store, that means they are subject to approval by Apple. Do we really want Apple controlling not only the ecosystem but potentially the content as well? Perhaps I'm being too cynical here...though one thing my old dusty paper history books taught me was that when something can be abused, it will be.

Android IS fragmented but...

2012-01-16T11:07:00.000-07:00

there is hope. I love Android, especially the latest release, however it is quite maddening to be a dev knowing that almost no one will be on it for at least another year. You just can't have the same expectations in the mobile world that you do in the PC world. For the most part, its not the end of the world that everyone isn't on Windows 7 (or Lion), and if the time comes where some software will demand you to upgrade then the consumer is able to do so themselves typically on the same piece of hardware. In the mobile world, people are swapping our hardware at least every two years and major os updates happen at least once a year. The technology across devices is not that different, so why is this so hard? The Android rom community is a shining example of what can be done and why i know that my outrage is justified. Since the release of the AOSP ICS (4.0.3) source, there have been dozens of custom roms released for dozens of devices in just a few short weeks. I'm not naive enough to think that all of these roms could go out to a million users and be supported by a call center, but my point it still sound. Honestly, this may be the only way to realize the goal of carrier freedom. I think its time to take the rom community out of the shadows and into the mainstream big time. Time to turn hobbies into careers and really move the platform forward. Almost all software today is using the subscription model, so why not make it official. Cyanogen mod was the first real breakout into what i'm talking about. If it wasn't for mods like that, most of the devices it supports would have never even seen android 2.2 let alone 4.0. Donations are great, and they can sometimes pay the bills, but i think its time to do it for real. Open source does not mean free, and closed source is not devil! Its OK to make money, we all need to eat. Its also OK to pay for great software that you can't or don't want to write yourself. I'd like to think the reason Google gives android away is for this very purpose. If you can't beat the carriers, then give away the software to engineer them out of relevance. Sounds pretty good to me ;)

To free your phone, start with some of these awesome resources:

I would love to see a mod like Cyanogen up on Kickstarter, how about you?

The iPad 2, I still need it

2011-03-02T16:29:00.000-07:00

Seeing the new iPad just shows me how far the competition still has to come in the new tablet market. Android has done it on the phone form factor, now lets see some serious tablet action. Google should lead the competition just as its done with the Nexus S and the next wave of Android. We need a Google branded Nexus Tab before the year is out! This is a real market now. Having used the iPad for almost a year, it’s now an indispensable household appliance. We use it for cooking, reading, games, business meetings, and just about anything else developers can dream up. I truthfully rarely get my hands on it since everyone in the house uses it so much. And now with the addition of the front and rear cameras, we can kiss the laptop goodbye for video calling with parents and relatives. The major downside is that it’s an Apple product in the Apple closed ecosystem. iTunes is still a nightmare, there is only one almighty app store, and there is still no sign of allowing 3rd party frameworks like Flash or Silverlight anywhere near iOS. Those are huge negatives that are amazingly still outweighed by the positives of the device and the lack of real competition. So yeah, I’m getting one, but I still have high hopes that the iPad 3 will have some real competition.

Decompiling my thoughts on Reflector changes

2011-02-03T16:28:00.000-07:00

My initial though was, 35 bucks…no big deal. And that still holds true for the most part. I can afford it and i depend on the tool all the time, so I’ll probably pay. But after reading and participated in the discussions over at the redgate forums, I have to agree on a few points.

One, the current version should remain free. Time bombing free software doesn’t make sense to me and truly is a bit evil. I can understand charging for further development of the tool, but extorting existing users is a bit extreme. Just stop updating it and let us keep using it until its no longer relevant. The users who can and want to pay for 7 and beyond will, and those who can’t wont feel so screwed. I think its a win/win personally.

And Two, if their intention was for the tool to remain free after its hand-off from Lutz Roeder (as they have stated many times), then give it back to the community. We can do it, i promise you. Continue on the Pro path only and let us devs have the 6.6 branch and make of it what we will.

I guess what some of us are really figuring out now is that they in fact own Reflector, and they will do with it what they will. So if you think about it like that, none of this should really be a surprise. Its their IP and they want/need to make money on it. Evil or not, its their prerogative. I just think they could be handling this a little better then they are. Maybe they will listen to some of this feedback and adjust their plans moving forward…they did ask for the feedback after all.

Whats been consuming my time over the past year and a half

2010-12-17T13:22:00.000-07:00

My wife and I had twins exactly 1.5 years ago, which ups the litter to 3. I’ve lived in 3 different states, nothing personal MI and UT. About 10 pounds to the waist line. An iPhone, to an Evo, to a Samsung Focus. Another monitor, which ups it to 5 (6 is the goal for next year). lvl 84, Fishing 500, Tailoring 460, Enchanting 460, and Archeology 70. 1,167 tweets. Jim Raynor saved Kerrigan on my very own desktop. 20 web apps, 3 windows services, 10 console apps, 1 silverlight app, and a lot of refactoring. 0 sit-ups. a lot of beer, and i’m talking the smell before you drink douche bag type beer too! chrome v1, v2, v3. v4, v5, v6, v7, v8, and v9… shit v10 just dropped. and “working”.

If you use Pandora….

2009-05-29T12:25:00.002-07:00

Then stop reading this and upgrade to Pandora One now! The Air desktop app is very nicely done and the higher bit rate (192k) really enhances the audio quality…though I’m not sure yet if it translates to the iPhone app. You also get a few smaller conveniences like unlimited skips and 5 hours of uninterrupted streaming, so really there’s just no good reason not to support Pandora and upgrade your shit.

Do you speak jive?

2009-01-30T08:51:00.001-07:00

Just hang loose blood....

Do it Chunk!

2008-12-03T08:28:00.002-07:00

Quote of the Day (cliff)

2008-10-15T11:45:00.001-07:00

“My name is Cliff, brother of Joe. I got me some crack. I want me some hoes!”
Cliff O’Malley, Dead Man on Campus

Let me hear ya say yeah!!!

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WoW patch day

2008-10-14T14:28:00.001-07:00

The big 3.0 patch is out today! All kinds of game changing goodies. Looking forward to checking it out, haven't played wow in a long while now.

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WoW one-liners, a battle of wits

2008-05-01T13:39:00.001-07:00

Blizzard's recent "Rouges Do It From Behind" one-liner from their music video contest has inspired me to show some love to the other classes out there and create some on-liners just for them...so here goes.

Does a Druid shit in the woods?
Priests do it missionary style!
Hunter's do it with a friend!
Warlock's pet their imp!
Mage's conjure their booty!
Pallies seal the deal!
Shaman's know their totem!
Warriors charge!

I know what your thinking...what a superior wit! I know... I know....please, stop the applause....

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Blu-ray, the HD-DVD mutilator....its got what movies crave!

2008-02-19T14:07:00.001-07:00

This is when early adopting can really bite you in the ass. Especially when I know HD-DVD is more versatile format (its even got versatile in the name, how cool is that!!). But if you think about it, it was a lost cause from the get go. Sony and their camp had no option but to win, and they certainly had the means to do so this time around. They banked their whole Playstation franchise on the thought that they could muscle their format to the top with a little help from Sony pictures and of course, Michael Bay and his famous HD conspiracy theory. But Sony's brand of force feeding certainly seemed to work...Though, not to give them too much credit, they are still 1-2 overall (RIP Betamax and MiniDisc). Did I mention I was a proud owner of MiniDisc?? The question I'm asking myself now is why did I buy in to this bullshit in the first place. The so called 'war' was certainly not in my or any other consumers best interest to participate in. Yet we all do it time and time again...maybe its simply our competitive need to choose sides, or the age old "my dick is bigger than yours" that gets us all riled up (mine is btw). But then I think, none of this will really matter anyway. The fatter my Internet pipe gets and the bigger my hard drive's are, the less want or need I will have for a factory stamped disc that collects dust on my bookshelf. Though I still have some affection for those round shiny disc's, so its gonna be a hard habit to kick.

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Quote of the day

2008-01-24T14:00:00.001-07:00

When will then be now? Soon...
Dark Helmet and Colonel Sanders, Sbaceballs

Building a raw xml request for a RESTful WCF Service operation which accepts a Generic DataContract type

2008-01-18T15:59:00.001-07:00

I wanted to post my experiences with WebInvoke using generic DataContract's as parameters, because I found so little information on the subject via MSDN and throughout the interweb. Specifically, on how to properly formulate a non WCF client XML POST request in this scenario. I will not be focusing on how to host and configure the service (creating REST based services and endpoints in WCF), since I found plenty of information available in that area via blogs and msdn documentation.

Lets start with the following service contract and corresponding data contract types:

See code at http://chriskirby.net/archive/2008/01/18/building-a-raw-xml-request-for-a-restful-wcf-service-operation-which-accepts-a-generic-datacontract-type.aspx

As you can see above, the operation CreateBlogPost on the service contract IBlogService returns a boolean and accepts the type BlogCreateRequest<BlogPost> as its input. To the outside world via wsld or IMetadataExchange, the operation CreateBlogPost accepts schema type BlogCreateRequestOfBlogPost with a default namespace of http://chriskirby.net/examples/blog, however, the Data property is of schema type BlogPost with a namespace of http://chriskirby.net/examples/blog/data. To formulate the request properly, you need to make sure each node in the xml request is of the correct namespace, otherwise the DataContractSerializer will not recognize you request on deserialization, and WCF will return a 400 error (Bad Request). I've also used several notable DataContract and DataMember properties in order to control how the type looks to the outside world (serialized). On the BlogCreateRequest generic class I specified the name of BlogCreateRequestOf{0}, which in this case translates to BlogCreateRequestOfBlogPost. If I chose not so specify the name using the placeholder, the DataContractSerializer would serialize the type with a name like BlogCreateRequestOfBlogPost4sdop, where the suffix is comprised of a series of random characters to ensure that the type has a unique name. However, I know that my service will not use any other types by that name, so I can safely specify it for ease of used to the client. I also used the Order property, which is pretty self explanatory, it simply ensures that the serializer will use the same order I specified in my class definition. Finally, I decorated the Tags property on BlogPost with the CollectionDataContract attribute which allows me to specify how I want the collection formatted by serializer, e.g. <Tags><Tag/><Tag/></Tags>.

Formulating the request:

See code at http://chriskirby.net/archive/2008/01/18/building-a-raw-xml-request-for-a-restful-wcf-service-operation-which-accepts-a-generic-datacontract-type.aspx

The tricky part here is really just understanding how the DataContractSerializer works... which now, after hours of debugging, I now have a much better understanding of. The key points of understanding for me were discovering how to assign the correct namespace to the corresponding node as well as figuring out how the serializer organized generic types, specifically my generic type CreateBlogRequest<>. During your first glace at the service and data contract code block, you may have thought as id did in that the Data property/element would be in the http://chriskirby.net/examples/blog/data namespace, since it is in fact of type BlogPost...however, the Data property is first an foremost a part of the BlogCreateRequest type, so it must be a part of the class namespace and not the namespace of its generically assigned type. My second, and ultimately incorrect thought, was that the structure would look like <Data><BlogPost><Title/>....</>. But after careful thought, that would mean Data would be of a type which had BlogPost as a member, which is not the case here. Its also worth noting there are several other ways of formatting the xml request to get the same result. The most common would be to declare both namespaces in the root element and assign them prefixes, you would then use those prefixes to denote the namespace in each element in the document.

So there you have it...The simple and sometimes complicated power of WCF. I look forward to many more headaches adventures in the near future.

The Red Ring of Death, how festive...

2008-01-02T13:43:00.001-07:00

Dear original 360 owners, if you have a pre hdmi Xbox 360, then your console is basically a ticking time bomb that will die at any time. Fortunately for me, it lasted just over 1.5 years before it finally fried. All it took was a 6 hour session of guitar hero III for mine to experience the warning signs (consistent game freezes) and finally detonate. Nearly everyone I know with a 360 lately has had the same issue...which can probably be attributed to the latest crop of games exploiting the full horsepower of the console. The one good thing out of the whole experience is that Microsoft will still repair this particular issue free of charge, in or out of warranty; which, in my opinion, is their rightful obligation to do so. Also, on the upside, it only took a total of 2 weeks (1 week just to get the box) to receive the repaired unit back...which was considerably faster than the estimated 6 weeks. And they threw in 1 month free of Live Gold, which was a nice bonus. Though, I had already purchased a new Elite, since I am the Zen master of patience...so time was less of an issue for me. If you do have a pre hdmi 360, don't bother with the cooling units either. Most forums on the subject suggest that using a cooling unit may even have the opposite effect causing additional strain and possibly voiding the warranty.

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Zune battery drain issues

2007-11-28T11:20:00.001-07:00

I just recently noticed this issue discussed on engadget, primarily because I leave it connected to the syc cable all day which keeps the battery topped up. I also wonder if its related to the reports of the much shorter than advertised audio playback battery time. The review shows only 22 hours of real world playback time with wireless off, which is far less than the 30 advertised. I've not verified this myself, but I'm sure my experience will be slightly different given that I use a set of Bose headphones in place of the included premium in-ears.

I'm sure both these issues can be worked out with a new firmware release, I just hope its soon. Until then though, MS recommends you manually power down the device by holding back and down. And, I would leave the wireless adapter off until you intend on using it for sync or social.

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Why I chose the new Zune over the iPod touch

2007-11-26T15:49:00.001-07:00

Seems crazy right? I thought so at first considering that the iPod touch was probably the coolest gadget I've held in my hands to date. Not only was it thin, small, and of high quality build components but also had a revolutionary touch screen interface originally available only on the iPhone. With all that said, there were some things that just didn't work for me and my Windows centric lifestyle and I ultimately decided to return it.

iTunes.
Is there a more bloated and clunky media application for Vista? I think not! it totally pukes on a library as large as mine (16,000 songs) and continually created system instability and crashes. I've literally spent countess hours uninstalling and reinstalling, trying to figure this out, but it think it simply comes down to poor support for a large network library of music (all my songs reside on a local file server connect via gigabit LAN). Previously I used alternative software like Anapod, but there is currently no support for the Touch. And even if it did, doesn't support podcasts and store bought music.

Windows Media Support.
The only way around this is was to literally have iTunes convert all of my wma tracks to aac audio files. Now, initially that wasn't a deal breaker for me, but considering I have over 4,000 wma files in my library, it turned out to be quite an overwhelming task. That, and I'm stuck with 4,000 duplicate tracks needed only for iTunes and the iPod. Third, its overall inability to integrate in to my tech lifestyle. Since the iPod touch is Internet enabled via its built-in 802.11 b/g, it has a couple of the killer iPhone features such as safari and YouTube. While initially great, this created too much gadget crossover for me since I already carry with me an 802.11 b/g and 3g enabled window mobile 6 smart phone which can do both of those things, though admittedly not as well. In addition to that, it has no support for my Xbox 360 (and I'm not talking about the crappy library sharing via iTunes, which does not work with network tracks btw) and no glimmer of future support for a subscription music service via iTunes or the wireless store on the iPod.

Storage And Cost.
The device itself was limited to about 14 gigs of flash storage and cost $400 bucks. At the end of the day, it was just too little and too much to justify.

Now on the the new Zune. I snagged one of the rare 80gb models last Tuesday at a Target near me, and have been very pleased with it thus far. For starters, its a LOT smaller that the old 30gb brick, with nearly 3x the storage capacity, and a cost of only $249 bucks. So already its off to a better start.

The Software.
The new Zune software is a significant upgrade from the original. The interface has been totally redesigned for the better and looks and acts as I would expect a Microsoft developed WPF (Windows Presentation Foundation) app to, even though it unfortunately is not WPF based. The navigation is a clean as it comes, and actually reminds me of the iPod touch interface experience quite a bit, less the touch screen of course. The new features included with the software are complete podcast subscription support via Collection or the Zune Marketplace (finally!), integration with the new Social, and wireless synchronization over your local wifi network. The podcast support is great, as of now they have a growing catalog of choices via the marketplace, or you can add the rss feed directly in the podcast section of your collection. Best part is that all iTunes podcast feeds designed for the iPod will work natively on the Zune, no transcoding necessary! The Social has been beefed up as well, which now has a built in messaging system, a new Zune card which shows all your recently played tracks and music prefs to your friends, and has even tighter integration with my Xbox live gamer tag...e.g. friends list and shared MS points. All of that combined point to some pretty amazing things on the horizon for Zune and 360 owners...I'm already envisioning full marketplace and social integration with Xbox. Just imagine being able to stream your subscription music or Zune radio channels on your Xbox while playing some Halo 3! The wireless sync is a very nice feature as well, though when I did it for a fairly decent size sync, it ate most of my battery in the process.

The Hardware.
This time around its got some significant improvements. The most notable are the size and construction, the new touch sensitive dial, and the incredible premium headphones. The size seems half the foot print of the original, and Microsoft used some higher quality components on the exterior. Primarily the change to a glass screen instead of plastic, the extra .2 inches of screen real estate. On the inside they added chip support for MPEG-4 and H.264 a/v an updated wireless adapter which now supports wpa2 security, and a new hard drive that's smaller and allows for 30 hours of audio playback on one charge. The touch sensitive dial is a very nice addition as well, it works just as you would expect sliding in the direction you wish to navigate. It's also a convenient way to adjust the volume when playing music and video...you even have the option to turn it off if you don't care to use it. Lastly, the new included premium headphones were the real surprise for me. They are hands down the best in-ear headphones that I've ever seen included with a media device...and I've bought a lot of music and video players over the years. The earpieces themselves come with 3 sizes of ear fittings and magnetically stick together for storage, which is even more convenient then you would realize. Also, the cord for the headphones are wrapped in a thin rope vs you typical plastic casing, which makes them considerably more durable. Granted, they will not take the place of my uber expensive Bose noise canceling headphones, but they are an excellent and more portable alternative for certain situations.

Final thoughts.
Overall, I'm extremely happy with my decision. Not only did I save $150 bucks, bit I now have a music player and software that tightly integrates with the OS and gaming platforms that I already use. And, as much as Apple has done to make the iPod at home on Windows, it just isn't enough to compete. And honestly, I don't think they care. They would much prefer and have certainly designed for their devices to function in their world of the Apple desktop and the Apple TV, which is fine considering the Zune is equally targeted to the Microsoft universe. Though, i would love to have one of those 17" Macbook Pro's running Leopard and Vista, they truly do make some, usually unrivaled, hardware.

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Visual Studio 2008 is GOLD and available on MSDN!

2007-11-19T13:24:00.001-07:00

The wait is over, and I still can't wait! The only issue I'm going have with the upgrade at this point is that Fortress is not going to support 2008 integration until version 1.1/4.1, which unfortunately is still several weeks out according to their support site. At least the folks at Jetbrains were on the ball...resharper already has experimental support for us immediate adopters.

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Alienware, The Suckers OEM

2007-11-14T13:41:00.001-07:00

Want to pay top dollar for a brand new partially working gaming pc with a voided warranty? Or better yet, would you like to pay $4,000 do get kicked in the balls? oh yes please!!! Then Alienware is the company for you!

Some background...I've been building my own PC's for some time now until about two years ago when I decided to go with a fully pimped out Alienware gaming PC. I was at the point where I could afford to pay a boutique shop (at the time) to do it all for me with a warranty and the whole nine. My initial experience with them was average at best. My order took longer than expected and when it finally did arrive, it was missing the software disc containing all the drivers and the radiator for the liquid cooling system was mounted improperly. For the disc, which I absolutely needed since it contained the retail apps for my x-fi sound card, it took several support chats, a 6 dollar shipping fee, and 2 weeks to arrive at my door. As for the radiator, I was able to rig it properly using my past experiences in building my own over the years. Needless to say, a pretty rocky start. However, given all that, the machine itself has preformed decently for me over the past 2 years...enough so that I recommended them to a friend. Which brings me to today.

My friend ordered his $4,000+ rig just a few months ago online. The estimated delivery time was roughly 4 weeks, but it took over 6 weeks to arrive. And that was after server phone calls, getting a separate excuse each time to explain the delay....and no, their online order status system has not improved one bit over the two years, it literally stayed at the initial payment received phase for over a month. Now to the guts of the story. The computer arrived and my friend did a clean install of Vista Ultimate followed by all the accompanying drivers and applications that came on the Alienware system CD. During the first days of operation things just weren't working right, the sound wasn't working, the Alienware configured Nforce raid 0 array was notifying him of read and write errors, and the computer was randomly rebooting and/or blue screening. Now, given that I've been a windows user since 95, the very first thing you do in a case like this is to check and update all your drivers. And, as usual, nearly all of the drivers provided on the included cd had a new update available from their respective manufactures web sites. Including Nforce chipset drivers, Nvidia graphics drivers, new x-fi drivers, and even motherboard bios updates. Now, none of this is new to you if your a PC owner...to keep windows and especially games running in peak condition, we have to do the update rounds quite often. Ok...so all of that was done, and there still seemed to be something wrong. At that point, he was still receiving some read/write errors from the raid array and getting the less frequent random reboot. Now, given that all the software was as current as it could be, he turned to hardware as the possible culprit...specifically a memory module (4x1gb) or a bad hard drive (2x150gb raptor's) given the symptoms. As of this point in the story, my friend was about 45 days in and beyond the 30 day money back guarantee, but he really had nothing to worry about since he paid for the upgraded 3 year full boat warranty which would cover any hardware problem over the duration. So, he finally had no choice but to call up Alienware support, which was where it all went horribly, and almost criminally wrong. He proceeded to tell the support tech about all the trouble he had been having and what he had been doing in attempts to resolve the issue...then he gets to the part where he said that he upgraded the bios to the latest version, and the tech completely shuts down. "Sir, there is nothing I can do since you've upgraded your bios. You warranty is now void and we have you recorded saying that you did it" ... let me repeat that, His warranty was now VOID, his $300 cash upgraded 3 year warranty, is VOID, because he update the bios to the latest version!! Un-fucking believable to say the least...what gamer or pc enthusiast on the planet would not update his/her bios to get the latest fixes and features out of THE main component of the PC? To make things even worse, the tech even refused to help or provide support in any way after that...meaning that not only are they out to screw you out of your warranty, but they have no interest in even supporting their products or their customers, in or out of warranty. Not to mention that MY Alienware, that sits below me as I type this, was in fact never under warranty, since the very first thing I did when I got it was to update the chipset drivers and the motherboard bios. Thanks for nothing!

I'll tell you this Alienware, you've made a very motivated and relentless enemy here, since I've now made it my mission to tell as many people as I can about this outrageous and shocking experience. And I think it goes without saying, that neither I, my friend, or anyone we know, meet, speak to, wave at, point towards, or write about will not even consider buying an Alienware PC, Server, Notebook, Media Center, Monitor, Mouse Pad, Mug, T-Shirt, Sticker, Talking Yogurt Doll, or Flamethrower!

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Guitar Hero III...I don't want it, I just need it!

2007-11-05T16:25:00.001-07:00

I've only had the game for a few days now, but I'm already hooked. Granted, I suck something horrible, but that hooks me in even more ;) Any game where you get to battle the devil playing the "Devil Went Down To Georgia" is a guaranteed hit in my book! I especially love the 4 skill levels so a noob like me can get in to it right away on easy, and work my way up...though, I can't even fathom handling expert mode on any song, that's just pure insanity. I haven't check out the xbox live stuff yet, but I plan too as soon as a soon as I can hold my own a few of the songs at a higher skill level. I get pwned enough in H3 as it is ;)

Though, with that said, I was utterly shocked and demoralized when I saw this video below. All I can say is hallelujah, and holy shit!

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Spore lives!!...for the Nintendo Wii

2007-10-27T10:09:00.001-07:00

In an interview with The Guardian, Will Wright confirms that Spore, the god game dealing with species evolution, is being made for the Nintendo Wii. In February, executives from EA confirmed that it was being made for the Nintendo DS too. He talks a little bit about the Wii and DS, and says that he loves Advance Wars. Nice. View on Digg

Looks like Spore is not dead after all! I've been waiting for this game ever since it was announced and demoed several years ago. Though, I'm not entirely sold on publishing it exclusively for the Wii, due to its unimpressive graphics performance and lack of hard drive...but I suppose only time will tell. Once thing is for sure though, we're in for an infinitely more interesting interface given the Wii's capabilities.

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