Christian Humor Writers

Obama Releases Long-Form Green Card

2011-05-02T15:00:00.000-04:00

President Barack Obama held a press conference last week to announce the full release of his long-form green card. (Read more on Humorality.com)

Repair Delays Plague Broken Global Warming Machine

2011-04-25T15:00:00.000-04:00

A spate of costly delays has once again pushed back the planned restart date for the ailing global warming machine. (Read more on Humorality.com)

Local Family Raises Debt Ceiling

2011-04-18T15:00:00.000-04:00

A Seattle-area family has voted to increase the maximum amount of money it can borrow, also know as its "debt ceiling." (Read more on Humorality.com)

Blitzen Placed on No-Fly List

2010-12-23T15:00:00.000-05:00

Blitzen the Reindeer has been placed on the Transportation Security Administration's "no-fly" list just days before he was to help guide Santa's sleigh on its annual Christmas run. (Read more on Humorality.com)

Google Announces Car Key Search Beta

2010-09-13T15:00:00.000-04:00

At a press conference held in front of a T. J. Maxx store in San Jose, California, Google announced today a new search tool for lost car keys. (Read more on Humorality.com)

Crews Finally Plug Massive Campbell's Soup Leak

2010-09-06T15:00:00.000-04:00

Crews at the Campbell Soup Company headquarters in Camden, New Jersey, successfully capped a gushing soup well this morning. (Read more on Humorality.com)

America Lists Louisiana on Ebay

2010-08-30T15:00:00.000-04:00

Officials from the State Department posted an auction for the State of Louisiana on the popular web site Ebay. (Read more on Humorality.com)

Obama to Invoke Emergency Superhero Powers

2010-08-23T15:00:00.000-04:00

President Barack Obama announced today that he would invoke flight, invisibility, and other Executive Superhero Powers over the next three months. (Read more on Humorality.com)

Hell has Hottest Summer on Record

2010-08-16T15:00:00.000-04:00

In an alarming trend, that has deceased environmentalists shaking their heads in disbelief, a heatwave across Hell has pushed temperatures into record territory. (Read more on Humorality.com)

Doctors Perform First Successful Faith Transplant

2010-07-19T15:00:00.000-04:00

In what is being called both a medical miracle and a miracle miracle, a team of doctors and chaplains has successfully completed the world's first full-faith transplant. (Read more on Humorality.com)

Federal Regulators Seize Seven Underperforming Senators

2010-07-12T15:00:00.000-04:00

In a move meant to stabilize the current unease within the legislative industry, federal regulators seized the assets of seven underperforming senators at the US Capital. (Read more on Humorality.com)

Red-Shirt Deaths on Starship Enterprise Reach 1,000

2010-07-05T15:00:00.000-04:00

The USS Enterprise reached a grim milestone today as it announced the death of its 1,000th red-shirted security officer. (Read more on Humorality.com)

States May Limit Third Trimester Cell Phone Contract Terminations

2010-06-28T15:00:00.000-04:00

The Supreme Court today issued a ruling in a contentious case that has pro-choice advocates up in arms against their pro-battery-life counterparts. (Read more on Humorality.com)

Obama Administration Adopts New "Opt Out" Immigration Policy

2010-06-21T15:00:00.000-04:00

President Obama took some time out from his busy deficit-spending activities to sign an immigration-related executive order. (Read more on Humorality.com)

Census Bureau Releases Corrected Numbers for All 52 States

2010-06-14T15:00:00.000-04:00

The Census Bureau released an updated set of population numbers from each of the 52 states, plus the Pretend State of Washington, DC. (Read more on Humorality.com)

Facebook to Build Fence to Protect its National Borders

2010-06-07T15:00:00.000-04:00

Facebook announced today its plan to build the world's largest border fence in an attempt to stem the flow of illegal users into its system. (Read more on Humorality.com)

Fed Raises Unemployment Rate by a Quarter Point

2010-05-31T15:00:00.000-04:00

The Federal Reserve announced today that it is raising the national unemployment rate by a quarter point. (Read more on Humorality.com)

BP Discovers Massive Oil Field in Gulf Waters

2010-05-24T15:00:00.000-04:00

British Petroleum announced this week the discovery of billions of barrels of oil intermixed with the waters of the Gulf of Mexico. (Read more on Humorality.com)

Dictionary Redefines 'Poverty' to Include Banks, CEOs

2010-05-17T15:00:00.000-04:00

Merriam-Webster announced today an update to the definition for "poverty" to include those receiving billions in government support. (Read more on Humorality.com)

Surveillance Cameras Enter Witness Protection Program

2010-05-10T15:00:00.000-04:00

The Justice Department is expanding the Federal Witness Protection Program to prevent some cameras from being busted into a million pieces. (Read more on Humorality.com)

David-Wasting-Paper: Kevin Spear - Cartoonist Survey #118

2010-05-04T12:56:00.001-04:00

I've been interviewed for a great cartooning site. You can see answers to some questions on cartooning at David-Wasting-Paper: Kevin Spear - Cartoonist Survey #118.

Arizona Enacts "No Alien Left Behind"

2010-05-03T15:00:00.000-04:00

The Arizona legislature has passed the controversial "No Alien Left Behind" package of reforms, also called the "Finders Keepers" law. (Read more on Humorality.com)

Illuminati Engineer Misplaces Prototype Mind-Control Phone

2010-04-26T15:00:00.001-04:00

An engineer for the Illuminati accidentally misplaced his prototype mind-control phone, a monolith-like handheld device that is the next step in the organization's attempt at controlling the masses. (Read more on Humorality.com)

Nations to Phase Out Volcanoes by 2025

2010-04-19T15:00:00.000-04:00

A gathering of officials from more than fifty nations has given provisional approval to a plan that will eliminate all active volcanoes from the earth within fifteen years. (Read more on Humorality.com)

Cows Not Treated with rBST Go on Strike

2010-04-12T15:00:00.000-04:00

The nation came to a virtual dairy standstill today as millions of mad cows left their barns and stalls in favor of picket lines. (Read more on Humorality.com)