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		<title>Help Yourself to Some Anti-Knowledge</title>
		<link>http://www.christianschneiderblog.com/2022/01/14/help-yourself-to-some-anti-knowledge/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Jan 2022 16:23:20 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[An announcement: I have joined the legions of writers on Substack who have begun their own newsletters. So hop on over to Anti-Knowledge and subscribe here. Also, be sure to pick up a copy of my new book, &#8220;Anti-Knowledge: Essays From the Era of Negotiable Truth&#8221; here or at any reputable bookseller. (And some disreputable [&#8230;]]]></description>
		
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		<title>The Unbearable Whiteness of Balling</title>
		<link>http://www.christianschneiderblog.com/2021/06/21/the-unbearable-whiteness-of-balling/</link>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Christian]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Jun 2021 18:22:14 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Over the weekend, a carrot-topped Q-Tip named Kevin Huerter dismantled the Philadelphia 76ers, destroying their nearly decade-long “process” and catapulting the Atlanta Hawks into the NBA’s Eastern Conference Finals. The sight of a gangly caucasian torching the Eastern Conference’s number one seed caused much bemusement among NBA viewers. On Inside the NBA, TNT’s Shaquille O’Neal [&#8230;]]]></description>
		
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		<title>&#8220;Zero Star Reviews&#8221; &#8211; where history has its final say</title>
		<link>http://www.christianschneiderblog.com/2021/04/14/zero-star-reviews-where-history-has-its-final-say/</link>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Christian]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Apr 2021 21:09:11 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[In March 1885, a small Pennsylvania newspaper called the Valley Spirit wrote a brief editorial comment about a new book they wanted banned. “The lines were coarse, the situations vulgar and the general style of the book too grotesque to be natural,” they said of the novel, concluding it was “trash of the veriest sort.&#8221; [&#8230;]]]></description>
		
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		<title>I Am Also Not Dating Jane Krakowski</title>
		<link>http://www.christianschneiderblog.com/2021/01/26/i-am-also-not-dating-jane-krakowski/</link>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Christian]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Jan 2021 15:42:12 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE In the past few weeks, I have had any number of insults directed at me. I have been called a “traitor,” a “liar,” and been accused of “treason.” But I want to distance myself from perhaps the most insidious calumny that may soon be hurled my way: I have never dated beloved [&#8230;]]]></description>
		
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		<title>Trump’s Infection is the Most Predictable Crisis in History</title>
		<link>http://www.christianschneiderblog.com/2020/10/06/trumps-infection-is-the-most-predictable-crisis-in-history/</link>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Christian]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Oct 2020 22:25:05 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[When news of President Donald Trump’s positive COVID-19 test came rolling in on Friday last week, social media enthusiasts sprinted to their phones to shout how “crazy” this year has gotten. “The writers of this season of America have lost it,” read the typical joke passed on in various forms on Twitter, suggesting the president’s [&#8230;]]]></description>
		
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		<title>An Open Apology to Those Who Won’t Get to Meet Me Because of COVID-19</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Christian]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Apr 2020 15:15:43 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[A SHORT STORY We can all agree &#8211; since the virus hit, we’ve been missing out on a lot. No symphony of clinking cups in our favorite coffee shops. No eye contact with strangers, as sidewalk passersby treat us with suspicion. Some of us won’t even have a job to return to when we all [&#8230;]]]></description>
		
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		<title>In 2020, Leave No Good Deed Unpunished</title>
		<link>http://www.christianschneiderblog.com/2020/02/03/in-2020-leave-no-good-deed-unpunished/</link>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Christian]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 03 Feb 2020 16:12:04 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Last Thursday afternoon, U.S. Supreme Court Chief Justice John Roberts was handed a small index card, peered through his glasses while reading its contents, and set it aside. “The presiding officer declines to read the question as submitted,” Roberts said. It was the second time Senator Rand Paul had submitted a similar question to the [&#8230;]]]></description>
		
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		<title>My Favorite Albums of 2019</title>
		<link>http://www.christianschneiderblog.com/2019/12/03/my-favorite-albums-of-2019/</link>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Christian]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Dec 2019 22:43:49 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Time for the annual &#8220;favorite albums&#8221; list. Admittedly, this year&#8217;s list is heavily influenced by bands I saw at SXSW in March, but they&#8217;re all worth checking out. 10. Dehd &#8211; Water Song: &#8220;On My Side&#8221; A Chicago band fronted by erstwhile lovers, Dehd is perfectly melodic, stripped down guitar rock. The spareness of the [&#8230;]]]></description>
		
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		<title>How Not to Get a Book Published</title>
		<link>http://www.christianschneiderblog.com/2018/07/02/how-not-to-get-a-book-published/</link>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Christian]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Jul 2018 21:10:32 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Given how much I’ve recently thought about how hard it is to get a book published, I considered writing a book called “How Not to Get a Book Published.” But that seemed fraught with contradiction: If the book actually was published, it would undercut its whole premise and render it useless. If it wasn’t published, [&#8230;]]]></description>
		
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		<title>A Letter From the Battlefield</title>
		<link>http://www.christianschneiderblog.com/2017/07/17/a-letter-from-the-battlefield/</link>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Christian]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Jul 2017 16:16:24 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Digging through some of my great-grandfather’s old personal belongings, I found the following note: December 17, 1918 My dearest Mabel: I hope this letter finds you in good spirits. For nearly a year here on the Western front, I have longed to once again gaze upon your honeyed visage. As the nights fall to below [&#8230;]]]></description>
		
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