Christina Majaski

Stop Crying Before I Give You Something to Cry About

Christina — Tue, 09 Apr 2013 09:03:47 +0000

“My life is just terrible. Nothing ever works out and I’ m tired.” “You are making this bigger than it is. I know plenty of people whose lives suck worse.” That was me giving a friend a pep talk. Maybe I am not a very good friend. Or at least not one that people should [...]

How to Use the Word Vagina Appropriately

Christina — Fri, 29 Mar 2013 00:55:09 +0000

Apparently, a teacher is in trouble for using the word “vagina” in a 10th grade human reproductive class. I haven’t exactly researched it thoroughly but I’ve heard it was used within the normal guidelines for teaching about vaginas and reproductive health. I’ve also heard there is a huge movement via Facebook page to save the [...]

Stupid List Friday: Why We Need Inappropriate Language

Christina — Fri, 22 Mar 2013 08:57:46 +0000

When I first started blogging I followed a bunch of rules I read somewhere and I wrote about sunshine and happiness and shit that’s been said a million times in over 4 billion mommy blogs. And I think 4 people read my blog. Three of those people were close friends and/or relatives – which is [...]

Anti Blogger: Donate to the Microsoft Surface Fund

Christina — Thu, 07 Mar 2013 09:03:03 +0000

Another thing I hate that bloggers do quite often is what I call online panhandling. I don’t get it. If you’re broke and can’t eat, asking for people for money on your blog has never made much sense to me. (Earning money FROM your blog, is different.) Even if you do make enough begging for [...]

Stupid List Friday: What I Learned While Unemployed

Christina — Sat, 02 Mar 2013 04:52:17 +0000

There was a time when having a stable income was not on my list of priorities. It’s nice to have money but if I have to survive on ramen noodles for the rest of my life, I’m not going to die. The list of priorities pre-motherhood went something like: 1. Have fun. 2. Kick ass. [...]

Why I Love MN: @TheBodyShopUSA and the #BeautyWithHeart Event

Christina — Fri, 22 Feb 2013 04:48:09 +0000

There is actually a lot of good in Minnesota, contrary to all of the bad that I tell people about. Some of the bad is exaggerated, like I don’t really know anyone that eats squirrel. Some of it is amazingly true. Like people do actually catch and eat most everything else. I was considering making [...]

Where the Hell are the Best Blogs in Minnesota?

Christina — Sat, 16 Feb 2013 11:00:36 +0000

I will probably get my ass kicked for this, but I think it’s time we discuss Minnesota bloggers. I recently read a post from one of my single parent buddies, who either goes by Wow That Was Awkward or Dark Stormy Loopy something, and his quest for funny female bloggers in Denver. I began to [...]

Happy Valentine’s Day: 50 MORE Reasons You Are in the Friend Zone

Christina — Mon, 11 Feb 2013 17:15:03 +0000

As someone who has always believed in the spirit of Valentine’s Day, I thought it was important that I write some kind of holiday blog post. But then I realized that wasn’t me I was thinking of, but instead someone else who actually believes in the spirit of Valentine’s Day. Luckily, I still have a [...]

Anti Blogger: Don’t Vote for Me. Blog Contests Are Dumb, Yo

Christina — Fri, 08 Feb 2013 11:10:40 +0000

Who’s missed Anti Blogger? YOU did. That’s who. In case you aren’t familiar, Anti Blogger consists of blog posts that are against some aspect of blogging. Like stealing and copying recipes or Wordless Wednesday. I complain and make fun of stuff, rant and cuss. Sort of like I always do on the rest of the [...]

Stupid List Friday: 5 Unfortunate Events that Make Me Laugh

Christina — Fri, 25 Jan 2013 12:43:21 +0000

Sometimes horrible things happen to people because they are doing things that make no sense to me. At first, I feel bad for the person and then I will start to wonder what the hell they were thinking. Then, I usually laugh at them and text the story to other people and then laugh at [...]