tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-44559262541154898682011-11-27T16:48:50.121-08:00Welcome to jokefunnyjokes.blogspot.com where you will find every types of jokes. such as jokes, joke of the day, funny jokes, christmas jokes, yo mama jokes.Mikehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03076167549570956951noreply@blogger.comBlogger68125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4455926254115489868.post-73543321340655229292009-08-07T00:09:00.000-07:002009-08-07T00:20:53.716-07:002009-08-07T00:20:53.716-07:00Ek Sahab apne ek mitra ko berang patra dwara kewal apni khairiyat bheja karte the.Ekbar uske dost ne uske pas ishi prakar ka ek bara sa parcel bheja kholne par pata chala ki usme ek bhut bada patthar rakha hai .Jis par ek kagaj chipka tha aur us par likha tha - Tumhari kharriyat pakar mere manse itna bada bhoj utar gaya.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4455926254115489868-7354332134065522929?l=jokefunnyjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/yrmVouAlxT2A8lYcLHncOeTgGuY/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/yrmVouAlxT2A8lYcLHncOeTgGuY/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/yrmVouAlxT2A8lYcLHncOeTgGuY/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/yrmVouAlxT2A8lYcLHncOeTgGuY/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/ChristmasJokes-FunnyJokes-KidJokes/~4/nihame2nvw8" height="1" width="1"/>Mikehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03076167549570956951noreply@blogger.com0http://jokefunnyjokes.blogspot.com/2009/08/sahab-aur-unke-aache-mitra.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4455926254115489868.post-39222553518915355562009-08-04T23:09:00.000-07:002009-08-04T23:13:30.125-07:002009-08-04T23:13:30.125-07:00Do Sharabi nashe me duth ek bus me chadh gaye.Ek ki najar pass khare ek vardidhari par pari-Unme se ek uski teraf kiraye ke paise badhakar ticket namngne laga. Vardidhari ne uttar diya,"maf kijiye main yeh akm nahin kar sakta,main navy me musafir hu n.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4455926254115489868-3922255351891535556?l=jokefunnyjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Fs5XTgKSjHysMRydF7B1khIJu3Q/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Fs5XTgKSjHysMRydF7B1khIJu3Q/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Fs5XTgKSjHysMRydF7B1khIJu3Q/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Fs5XTgKSjHysMRydF7B1khIJu3Q/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/ChristmasJokes-FunnyJokes-KidJokes/~4/Nezbby0j-KE" height="1" width="1"/>Mikehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03076167549570956951noreply@blogger.com0http://jokefunnyjokes.blogspot.com/2009/08/do-sharabi-in-bus.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4455926254115489868.post-16761071820879038512009-08-03T09:41:00.000-07:002009-08-03T09:48:50.411-07:002009-08-03T09:48:50.411-07:00"Tum apni mang me hare rang ka sindur kyun lagati ho.Vivahit istriya to apni mang lal sindur se bharti hai?"<br /><br />"Mere pati railway me engine driver hai,Jab main lal sindur lagati hun to wah mujhe dekhkar ruk jate hai.Isliye main hara sindur lagati huntaki wah mujhe dekh ke aage bad aaye."<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4455926254115489868-1676107182087903851?l=jokefunnyjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/VsX9PnHLrd4Ea7Ln6is7pspo8ZQ/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/VsX9PnHLrd4Ea7Ln6is7pspo8ZQ/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/VsX9PnHLrd4Ea7Ln6is7pspo8ZQ/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/VsX9PnHLrd4Ea7Ln6is7pspo8ZQ/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/ChristmasJokes-FunnyJokes-KidJokes/~4/UKxNyrWLuvY" height="1" width="1"/>Mikehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03076167549570956951noreply@blogger.com0http://jokefunnyjokes.blogspot.com/2009/08/mang-me-sindur.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4455926254115489868.post-27168609203344235272009-08-02T07:10:00.000-07:002009-08-02T07:48:31.892-07:002009-08-02T07:48:31.892-07:00Ek sahab cycle par ja rahe the. Cycle ke peeche unka bachcha ro reha tha.Unko rota dekh kar rahgir ne un sahab ko keha - Kamal hai,Aapka bachcha ro reha hai aur aap bedharak chale ja rahe hai.<br /><br /><br />Cycle sawar ne kahan-Bachche ko jabardasti rulaya gya hai kyunki cycle me ghanti nahin hai.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4455926254115489868-2716860920334423527?l=jokefunnyjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/mlDMNgfAt9ETqhCzIOrVdqix4-4/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/mlDMNgfAt9ETqhCzIOrVdqix4-4/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/mlDMNgfAt9ETqhCzIOrVdqix4-4/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/mlDMNgfAt9ETqhCzIOrVdqix4-4/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/ChristmasJokes-FunnyJokes-KidJokes/~4/xVYeKbJbeW4" height="1" width="1"/>Mikehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03076167549570956951noreply@blogger.com0http://jokefunnyjokes.blogspot.com/2009/08/sahab-and-his-child.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4455926254115489868.post-1105586738273248882009-08-01T07:42:00.000-07:002009-08-01T07:46:44.263-07:002009-08-01T07:46:44.263-07:00Yeh hath me patti kaise bandhi hai?<br /><br />Motor accident ho gya tha.<br /><br />Ushi me yeh chot lagi.<br /><br />Nahin to mujhe kharoach bhi nahi lagi-Parantu ek rahgir ko dhakka lag gya tha.<br />Rahgir ko dhakka lag gya tha.<br /><br />Phir yeh pattiya kaisi hain.<br /><br />Kal wah rahgir rashte me mil gya tha.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4455926254115489868-110558673827324888?l=jokefunnyjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/XByZvouS-KOMZ04-EtqNIy3MaBA/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/XByZvouS-KOMZ04-EtqNIy3MaBA/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/XByZvouS-KOMZ04-EtqNIy3MaBA/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/XByZvouS-KOMZ04-EtqNIy3MaBA/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/ChristmasJokes-FunnyJokes-KidJokes/~4/LMG9PlBIiE4" height="1" width="1"/>Mikehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03076167549570956951noreply@blogger.com1http://jokefunnyjokes.blogspot.com/2009/08/motorcycle-accident.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4455926254115489868.post-25900228410891777542009-07-31T06:44:00.000-07:002009-07-31T06:55:09.400-07:002009-07-31T06:55:09.400-07:00Ek Navyuvak ne switzerland se apne kanjus sasur ke liye ek coat bheja,jiski kimat 500 rupee thi.Parantu kahin uski phijulkharchi se sasur naraj na ho jaye usne coat ki kimat kam likhi yani 100 rupee.Kuch din bad damad ko telegram mila- Do darjan coat aur bhej do maine us coat ko yehan 200 rupee me bech diya.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4455926254115489868-2590022841089177754?l=jokefunnyjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/LlcN4qSUJTuvuf3SwWQzTsrUznw/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/LlcN4qSUJTuvuf3SwWQzTsrUznw/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/LlcN4qSUJTuvuf3SwWQzTsrUznw/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/LlcN4qSUJTuvuf3SwWQzTsrUznw/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/ChristmasJokes-FunnyJokes-KidJokes/~4/YucXXYekL4o" height="1" width="1"/>Mikehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03076167549570956951noreply@blogger.com0http://jokefunnyjokes.blogspot.com/2009/07/one-gentlemen-in-switzerland.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4455926254115489868.post-28203816116179937082009-07-29T06:33:00.000-07:002009-07-29T06:39:10.779-07:002009-07-29T06:39:10.779-07:00Kabi sammelan me ek kabi mahasay apni kavita suna rahe the aur stage ke neeche ek sahab apne hath me danda liye teji se tehal rahe the aakhir kabi mahasay se na reha gaya aur wah bol uthe - Bas Jnab ! Yeh antim puncti sunakar baith reha hun.<br /><br /><br />Wah sahab turant bole:'Nahi sahab aap to hamare mehman hai aap to apni kavita sauk se sunaiye main to us vyakti ko doondh reha hun jisne apko bulaya hai.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4455926254115489868-2820381611617993708?l=jokefunnyjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/PzmDCqteTY9iCXMPlv125zMErLg/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/PzmDCqteTY9iCXMPlv125zMErLg/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/PzmDCqteTY9iCXMPlv125zMErLg/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/PzmDCqteTY9iCXMPlv125zMErLg/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/ChristmasJokes-FunnyJokes-KidJokes/~4/cJRpx2v3tW4" height="1" width="1"/>Mikehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03076167549570956951noreply@blogger.com0http://jokefunnyjokes.blogspot.com/2009/07/kavi-sammelan.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4455926254115489868.post-26500695002051794062009-07-25T07:08:00.000-07:002009-07-25T07:11:20.095-07:002009-07-25T07:11:20.095-07:00Rahgir - Tum Bheekh kyun mangte ho? Yeh bura kam hai<br /><br />Bhikhari -Kya apne kabhi bheekh mangi hai?<br /><br />Rahgir -Nahi<br /><br />Rahgir- Phir yeh bataye ki apko kaise malum hua ki yeh bura kam hai<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4455926254115489868-2650069500205179406?l=jokefunnyjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/AwifXK2Gw9ORz50vGmoJAbArs6U/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/AwifXK2Gw9ORz50vGmoJAbArs6U/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/AwifXK2Gw9ORz50vGmoJAbArs6U/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/AwifXK2Gw9ORz50vGmoJAbArs6U/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/ChristmasJokes-FunnyJokes-KidJokes/~4/NMd5rjC2CfA" height="1" 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<p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/oKPM5ru-if-Gs2zc1QrnUSC5HrA/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/oKPM5ru-if-Gs2zc1QrnUSC5HrA/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/oKPM5ru-if-Gs2zc1QrnUSC5HrA/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/oKPM5ru-if-Gs2zc1QrnUSC5HrA/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/ChristmasJokes-FunnyJokes-KidJokes/~4/G_P7odnUvtk" height="1" width="1"/>Mikehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03076167549570956951noreply@blogger.com0http://jokefunnyjokes.blogspot.com/2009/07/santa-and-doctor-love-same-girl.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4455926254115489868.post-66775593447248696292009-07-14T07:13:00.000-07:002009-07-14T07:16:36.399-07:002009-07-14T07:16:36.399-07:00A 46yr old man gets a facelift for his birthday.when he left he went to the newspaper stand an asked how old do i look. he replied 26 , the man said thanks but im 46. he then went to a butcher's shop asked the same question, the butcher said 29 the old man said thanks but im 46, he then went and asked a old women how old do i look, she said im 88yrs old and have a bad eyesight but i can tell how old someone is by putting my hand down their trousers for 15 minutes. the man accepted and let her have a feel . 15 minutes later she took her hand out and said your 46 , the man said thats amazing ho did you know, she replied i was behind you in the butcher's shop .<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4455926254115489868-6677559344724869629?l=jokefunnyjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/aXPTaWOE2mPx6g_F-FM2Qnqcjdg/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/aXPTaWOE2mPx6g_F-FM2Qnqcjdg/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/aXPTaWOE2mPx6g_F-FM2Qnqcjdg/1/da"><img 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I dont like mice.<br /><br />Mother:- This is a soup.<br /><br />Child :- Is it Mouse soup?<br /> I dont like Mice.<br /><br /> I weard you.Its tomato.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4455926254115489868-7893913518528868579?l=jokefunnyjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/0SnXDTteXO6EA2DsG3bHcBy3Hzo/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/0SnXDTteXO6EA2DsG3bHcBy3Hzo/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/0SnXDTteXO6EA2DsG3bHcBy3Hzo/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/0SnXDTteXO6EA2DsG3bHcBy3Hzo/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/ChristmasJokes-FunnyJokes-KidJokes/~4/AJ8DeQJMy7g" height="1" 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.<br /><br />Actor :- Shayad filmo me mere doobte hue carrier ko isse faida .<br /><br />Journalists:- Lekin ab filmo me kyon koshish kar rahe hain.<br /><br />Actor :- Kya Pata iski wajah se mujhe agle chunao me ticket mil jaye<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4455926254115489868-7471537597798177502?l=jokefunnyjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/2E7Vl5YcLMQtWCtlipV02osQwBg/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/2E7Vl5YcLMQtWCtlipV02osQwBg/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/2E7Vl5YcLMQtWCtlipV02osQwBg/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/2E7Vl5YcLMQtWCtlipV02osQwBg/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/ChristmasJokes-FunnyJokes-KidJokes/~4/TLmulBc4gtg" height="1" 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class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4455926254115489868-3211449797571577770?l=jokefunnyjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/-MzYkPnBbFAtR_l6yU_zC2r_3f4/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/-MzYkPnBbFAtR_l6yU_zC2r_3f4/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/-MzYkPnBbFAtR_l6yU_zC2r_3f4/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/-MzYkPnBbFAtR_l6yU_zC2r_3f4/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/ChristmasJokes-FunnyJokes-KidJokes/~4/QxXFPt8ZSVA" height="1" 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Can you post it ?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4455926254115489868-5516358722821716979?l=jokefunnyjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/kUL_p8xGAs9RJSLtUJ2AtCNsMGc/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/kUL_p8xGAs9RJSLtUJ2AtCNsMGc/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/kUL_p8xGAs9RJSLtUJ2AtCNsMGc/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/kUL_p8xGAs9RJSLtUJ2AtCNsMGc/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/ChristmasJokes-FunnyJokes-KidJokes/~4/HTqWHPLKTnQ" height="1" 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/>kiss american flag before I<br />die.<br /><br />Nurse: I hav a tatoo of it on<br />my butt, he kisses it n says<br />now turn arund so dat i can<br />kiss Bush 2<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4455926254115489868-3426766630253685804?l=jokefunnyjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/KiyUN61DVxxM9jL6jC4bHaKxM6Q/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/KiyUN61DVxxM9jL6jC4bHaKxM6Q/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/KiyUN61DVxxM9jL6jC4bHaKxM6Q/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/KiyUN61DVxxM9jL6jC4bHaKxM6Q/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/ChristmasJokes-FunnyJokes-KidJokes/~4/oYPGxMnppqs" height="1" 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He opens the batting against West Indies. He is asked to face the very first over (with one Sunil Gavaskar as the non-striker!) from Marshall who is bowling at his fiercest...<br /><br />First ball : Whizzes past Sardarji's off-stump. Sardarji doesn't move an inch. Ball goes to wicket-keeper. Second ball : Goes right over the Sardarji's bat and just over the middle stump, somehow missing both the bat and the stumps. Sardarji is again unmoved.<br /><br />Third ball : Is a bouncer. Almost decapitates the Sardarji, missing his head by a fraction of an inch. Ball goes to wicket-keeper. Sardarji doesn't move a muscle.<br /><br />Fourth ball : Outside the leg-stump. Sardarji again doesn't move, and the ball shoots past him to the wicket-keeper. But this time, the umpire shouts "No Ball!"<br /><br />Sardarji walks up to the umpire and tells him, "So you discovered it now!You see, I know from the very beginning that the guy has no ball in his hand!"<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4455926254115489868-3723992999563957417?l=jokefunnyjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/RdF-kMS7BWXm3aNwdcMUAmQmvWQ/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/RdF-kMS7BWXm3aNwdcMUAmQmvWQ/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/RdF-kMS7BWXm3aNwdcMUAmQmvWQ/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/RdF-kMS7BWXm3aNwdcMUAmQmvWQ/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/ChristmasJokes-FunnyJokes-KidJokes/~4/FAkMpHenJkI" height="1" width="1"/>Mikehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03076167549570956951noreply@blogger.com0http://jokefunnyjokes.blogspot.com/2009/03/sardar-bhai-and-cricket-match.html