Christmas Text Messages

Fresh Christmas Jokes

noreply@blogger.com (Milind) — Sun, 16 Dec 2012 22:09:05 PST

    *How do snowmen greet each other?
    Answer: Ice to meet you!

    *How do sheep in Mexico greet Merry Christmas?
    Answer: Fleece Navidad!

    *What kind of music does elves like best when he has to greet?
    Answer: "Wrap" music!

    *How do sheep greet each other at Christmas?
    Answer: A merry Christmas to ewe.

    *How do you greet an idiot on Boxing Day?
    Answer: Tell him a joke on Christmas Eve!

    *What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve?
    Answer: Black mail!

    *Why Santa likes to be greeted with a bear on Christmas Eve?
    Answer: Because he's Sooty!

    *How to cats greet each other at Christmas?
    Answer: "A furry merry Christmas & Happy mew year!"

    *How do elves greet each other?
    Answer: "Small world, isn't it?"

Halloween Wallpapers

noreply@blogger.com (Milind) — Wed, 26 Sep 2012 07:06:59 PDT

Halloween Wallpaper

Christmas Quotes in Cards

noreply@blogger.com (Milind) — Tue, 22 May 2012 23:10:24 PDT

Christmas Quotes in Card

Courtesy

Christmas Quotes Greeting Card

noreply@blogger.com (Milind) — Tue, 22 May 2012 23:10:40 PDT

christmas quotes in cards

Courtesy

Santa Hates Your Kid

noreply@blogger.com (Milind) — Wed, 02 May 2012 22:32:17 PDT

Santa Hates Your Kid

8. Kid's letter to north pole comes back stamped, "Dream on, Chester!"

7. Kid asks for new bike, gets pack of smokes

6. Along with presents, Santa leaves hefty bill for shipping and handling.

5. By the time he gets to your house, all he has left is foam packing.

4. Christmas day, your kid wakes up with a Reindeer head in his bed.

3. Instead of "Naughty" or "Nice", Santa has him on the stupid list

2. Labels on all your kid's toys read "Straight from Craptown."

1. Four words: "Off my lap, Tubby!"

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year 2012

noreply@blogger.com (Milind) — Mon, 26 Dec 2011 11:02:34 PST

May you always live life to the fullest and

continue to share your gift of music and

love with all those whose lives you touch.

!!...Merry Christmas and Happy New Year 2012...!!

merry xmas

noreply@blogger.com (Milind) — Fri, 23 Dec 2011 21:52:17 PST

May your world be filled with warmth and good
chear this Holy season, and throughout the year.
Wish your christmas be filled with peace and love.

!!...Merry X-mas...!!

May your Christmas Sparkle with Moments of Love

noreply@blogger.com (Milind) — Thu, 22 Dec 2011 22:08:10 PST

!!...Merry Christmas...!!

May your Christmas sparkle with
moments of love, laughter and goodwill,
and may the year ahead be
full of contentment and joy.
Have a Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas Tree Wishes

noreply@blogger.com (Milind) — Wed, 21 Dec 2011 09:20:27 PST

!!...Merry Christmas...!!

May all the sweet magic
Of Christmas conspire
To gladden your hearts
And fill every desire.
MERRY CHRISTMAS

Merry Christmas at Beach

noreply@blogger.com (Milind) — Mon, 19 Dec 2011 09:39:34 PST

!!...Merry Christmas...!!

Christmas Texts

noreply@blogger.com (Milind) — Sat, 17 Dec 2011 09:28:24 PST

If one night a big fat man jumps in at your window,
grabs you and puts you in a sack
don't worry I told Santa
I wanted you for CHRISTMAS.
HAPPY CHRISTMAS

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Happy ChristmasTwo things upon this changing earth
can neither change nor end;
the splendor of Christ's humble birth,
the love of friend for friend.

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Joy resounds in the hearts of those
who believe in the miracle of Christmas!
Wishing you all the peace, joy, and love
of the season! Season's Greetings!

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Heap on the wood!-
the wind is chill;
But let it whistle as it will,
We'll keep our Christmas merry still.

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Christmas is a state of mind
when you cherish peace and goodwill.
The real spirit of Christmas is
to have mercy, love and faith
Marry christmas

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I wish you the gift of Faith,
the Blessing of Hope and the Peace of
his Love at Christmas and always

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Merry Christmas and Happy New Year in Advance

noreply@blogger.com (Milind) — Thu, 15 Dec 2011 10:03:34 PST

Another day, another month, another year.
Another smile, another tear, another winter.
A summer too, But there will never be another you!

May lovely, happy times decorate this time of the season.
May warm, special memories brighten your new year.
May the wonder of Christmas be with you forever.

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year in Advance

Christmas Hot Girl Wallpapers

noreply@blogger.com (Milind) — Thu, 15 Dec 2011 09:10:42 PST

Christmas Hot Girl Wallpapers

Christmas Girls

noreply@blogger.com (Milind) — Mon, 12 Dec 2011 22:17:32 PST

Hot Christmas Girls

Hot Christmas Girl Wallpaper

noreply@blogger.com (Milind) — Sun, 11 Dec 2011 22:14:24 PST

Hot Christmas Girls

Merry Christmas

noreply@blogger.com (Milind) — Sun, 11 Dec 2011 21:55:32 PST

Joy resounds in the hearts of those
who believe in the miracle of Christmas

Wishing you all the peace, joy, and love
of the season! Season’s Greetings.

Christmas Carols

noreply@blogger.com (Milind) — Fri, 09 Dec 2011 22:49:30 PST

Dirty Christmas Jokes

noreply@blogger.com (Milind) — Fri, 09 Dec 2011 22:45:38 PST

No cellphone! No Nikes! No Eminem CD!
A sweater! Some mittens! A jacket, so tweedy!
Tommy climbed on the roof and he started to shout
“Hey Santa Claus! Santa Claus! SORT THIS S*** OUT!”

On the eighth pain of Christmas

noreply@blogger.com (Milind) — Fri, 09 Dec 2011 22:44:49 PST

On the eighth pain of Christmas,
Chuck Norris sent to me
Eight tears a-sulking,
Seven teeth a-spitting,
Six punch a-hitting,
Five painful swings,
Four dying herds,
Three dead men,
Two knuckle shoves,
And destruction with only one knee.

Funny Christmas Text Messages

noreply@blogger.com (Milind) — Fri, 09 Dec 2011 22:30:35 PST

If you wake up tomorrow morning
and find no gifts from Santa,
do not assume that he fails to exist.
In fact that shall truly prove Santa's existence,
because I have wished for your wishlist as my gift.
Merry Christmas

Christmas Tree

noreply@blogger.com (Milind) — Thu, 01 Dec 2011 05:56:01 PST

Merry Christmas

noreply@blogger.com (Milind) — Sun, 27 Nov 2011 22:17:16 PST

I wanted you for CHRISTMAS

noreply@blogger.com (Milind) — Wed, 23 Nov 2011 22:54:09 PST

If tonight, a big fat man jumps in at your window,

grabs you and puts you in a sack,

Don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for CHRISTMAS.

HAPPY CHRISTMAS

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Christmas Quotes

noreply@blogger.com (Milind) — Wed, 23 Nov 2011 23:03:09 PST

Blessed is the season which engages the whole world in a conspiracy of love! - Hamilton Wright Mabie

He who has not Christmas in his heart will never find it under a tree. - Roy L. Smith

May the glow of Christmas, the spirit of Christmas, and the magic of Christmas fill your heart all year long.

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a happy family all wrapped up in each other. - Burton Hillis

Christmas, children, is not a date. It is a state of mind. - Mary Ellen Chase

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Merry Christmas and Happy New Year 2012

noreply@blogger.com (Milind) — Wed, 23 Nov 2011 23:03:29 PST

Whatever is bright & beautiful, whatever means the most to you, whatever brings you happiness, these are the things i wish for you & your family. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year 2012

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