Christopher Titus Podcast

Bill & Titus' Excellent Adventure

dcadesign@gmail.com (Christopher Titus) — Sat, 02 Jun 2012 16:00:00 +0000

Titus invites his buddy Bill Burr in to fix the worlds problems, expose the illuminati and Call God on his shit. Bill demands Titus stop giving crazy people ideas and Titus realizes all sports are a way to distract you from seeing the hole in your soul. The love flows.

Poppa P

dcadesign@gmail.com (Christopher Titus) — Fri, 01 Jun 2012 16:20:59 +0000

Titus, Bombshell and Stuntman bring in Poppa P. Stuntmans dad to tell us how great things used to be and how in the old days they killed women with aero-planes, you saved your grease so the government could make dynamite! It's like a borderline dementia history channel.

Predator Drones Are Foreign Aid

dcadesign@gmail.com (Christopher Titus) — Fri, 25 May 2012 02:04:38 +0000

Titus wonders what would happen if we cut the purse strings to countries that give the U.S. lip. Tommy explores the ethical quagmire of rats. Rae wonders what it would be like to live next door to a certain horrible dictator. Nerd Punk Jeff leaves the show on autopilot.

The Conspiracy Conspiracy

dcadesign@gmail.com (Christopher Titus) — Thu, 17 May 2012 23:05:00 +0000

Titus goes through the looking glass and uncovers the conspiracy of all conspiracies -- that all conspiracies are actually part of the conspiracy to keep conspiracies secret. Or make them public. Bombshell doesn't buy any of it, Stuntman teaches a horse to swim and Nerd Punk Jeff writes the episode description. Plus, the first installment of "Aks Willie."

I Now Pronounce Your Rights Violated

dcadesign@gmail.com (Christopher Titus) — Thu, 10 May 2012 07:00:00 +0000

Gay marriage is now double-illegal in North Carolina. Bestiality is still a grey area. Bombshell drops the knowledge. Tommy avoids it, but is flattered. Willie won't shut up.

Dude, Where's My Plastic Explosives?

dcadesign@gmail.com (Christopher Titus) — Thu, 03 May 2012 21:47:18 +0000

The terror world is rocked by five idiots from Ohio. Titus begs the lord for extinction. Stuntmant talks Chinese. And Bombshell takes a dump on your hood.

Rape Robots, Cowboy Hats and Corndogs

dcadesign@gmail.com (Christopher Titus) — Thu, 26 Apr 2012 07:00:00 +0000

After 60 episodes, the podcast officially goes off the rails. The new Combustion Lounge demons appear as Titus tries to solve the social security crisis. Bombshell Rae and Stuntman Tommy respond with blank stares of disinterest. And we learn that Nerd Punk Jeff is closer to social security than he looks.

Not So Secretly Serviced

dcadesign@gmail.com (Christopher Titus) — Thu, 19 Apr 2012 07:03:00 +0000

Titus, Bombshell and Stuntman do the hooker conversion rate, American to Columbian. Bombshell doesn't hate Romney's money. (Besides, there's so much more to hate.) Stuntman learns the rules for Hero of the Week. Nerd punk Jeff does a horrible accent.

Over-Taxed and Under Attack!

dcadesign@gmail.com (Christopher Titus) — Thu, 12 Apr 2012 07:00:00 +0000

Titus drops the knowledge about the US tax system (it's from the internet -- it has to be true) while Bombshell Rae sleeps soundly, Stuntman Tommy be jammin' and a priest's power point goes wrong.

The Jellybean of Christ -- Better Than a Communion Wafer

dcadesign@gmail.com (Christopher Titus) — Fri, 06 Apr 2012 00:01:30 +0000

Titus weaves the crucifixion and the Easter Bunny into one cohesive story, thereby solving religion for all time. And Bombshell Rae explains violent Easter celebrations from around the world and the specifics of why Titus will be burning in hell. Stuntman Tommy does an impression of John Wayne as Forrest Gump or maybe the other way around.

Trayvon Martin: Mudslinging, Then Pie-Slinging

dcadesign@gmail.com (Christopher Titus) — Thu, 29 Mar 2012 07:00:00 +0000

As the protest carnies from all sides start sniffing around the Trayvon Martin case, Titus tries to keep the focus off of the mudslinging. He calls for a reasoned debate then some pie-slinging. Bombshell Rae cites a long list of people who somehow WERE arrested in Florida. And Stuntman Tommy shows the Sunshine State some much-needed love by finding a Hero Of The Week from Florida.

Taste The Lead Rainbow, Punk

dcadesign@gmail.com (Christopher Titus) — Thu, 22 Mar 2012 22:34:31 +0000

Titus addresses the Trayvon Martin case by channeling the spirit of one or more Clint Eastwood characters. Bombshell Rae brings in more news stories, including a cypress tree murderer, death by a thousand beans and how to get to second base at a funeral. Stuntman Tommy visits some old teachers and defends his own birthday-based beatings.

Afghanistan, We're Breaking Up

dcadesign@gmail.com (Christopher Titus) — Thu, 15 Mar 2012 07:00:00 +0000

The USA and Afghanistan are in a bad relationship they can't get out of. Stuntman, Bombshell, and Titus wade into a tough area. Willie shows up for a rant or two.

Limbaugh Vs. Darth Vader

dcadesign@gmail.com (Christopher Titus) — Fri, 09 Mar 2012 07:17:00 +0000

Titus uses his free speech rights to right a wrong. The wrong being the amazing Rush Limbaugh. Bombshell and Stuntman Tommy have his back.

I Went Back To Ohio [HQ]

dcadesign@gmail.com (Christopher Titus) — Fri, 02 Mar 2012 08:00:00 +0000

Titus pounds on the Ohio school shooting and the media's constant hype of the pain and suffering that people go through. Bombshell and Stuntman are hilarious and finally heard due to our sound guy, punk nerd Jeff.

Tell the Truth! [HQ]

dcadesign@gmail.com (Christopher Titus) — Wed, 22 Feb 2012 12:10:00 +0000

TELL THE TRUTH BITCHES! Abortion, Gay Marriage, Stem Cells, Illegal Immigration, and if you don't hate these topics... Stuntman Tommy Reads!

Whitney Podcast

dcadesign@gmail.com (Christopher Titus) — Fri, 17 Feb 2012 12:10:00 +0000

Christopher Titus - Podcast #49 - Whitney Houston checks out and TItus is a tad pissed. Dead celebrity trivia and the FBI's terrorist clue list.

Don't kill your kids, kill yourself!

dcadesign@gmail.com (Christopher Titus) — Thu, 09 Feb 2012 12:10:00 +0000

Christopher Titus - Podcast #48 - Titus, Bombshell Rae and Stuntman Tommy try to figure out how you can say you love your kids and yet take them out like they...killed your kids. It's a dark one, leave the light on.

American Worker

dcadesign@gmail.com (Christopher Titus) — Wed, 01 Feb 2012 12:10:00 +0000

Christopher Titus - Podcast #47 - Titus stumbles through a diatribe about the American Worker and the down fall of America (AGAIN!) Bombshell and Stuntman try to stay interested and Willie tells the Oldsmoboobie story about his cousin Leon. Happy One Year Anniversary TITUS PODCAST!

"There is no truth."

dcadesign@gmail.com (Christopher Titus) — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 12:10:00 +0000

Christopher Titus - Podcast #46 - TItus, Bombshell Rae and Stuntman Tommy discuss what's real, what we see, what we say, or what we think. Also the genesis of the word "Swastika" and comparing Hitler to Gallagher. None of it's the truth anyway.

"I Flippa da Shippa!"

dcadesign@gmail.com (Christopher Titus) — Wed, 18 Jan 2012 12:10:00 +0000

Christopher Titus - Podcast #45 - Titus, Bombshell Rae and Stuntman Tommy delve into the possible, all-out-winner of "Douche of the Year" and it's only January! The Italian cruise ship captain is so far out in the lead, Newt Gingrich is gonna have to get serious.

Minutes to Doomsday

dcadesign@gmail.com (Christopher Titus) — Fri, 13 Jan 2012 12:10:00 +0000

Christopher Titus - Podcast #44 - Titus, Stuntman Tommy and Bombshell Rae deal with the possibility that the doomsday clock is just a bunch of scientists trying to get a reality show.

Wiping with the Constitution

dcadesign@gmail.com (Christopher Titus) — Wed, 04 Jan 2012 12:10:00 +0000

Christopher Titus - Podcast #43 - Titus, Bombshell Rae and Stuntman Tommy join the Founding Fathers in shock and confusion at the current Congressional and Presidential gang rape of the Constitution... and they keep it funny.

New Year's Podcast

dcadesign@gmail.com (Christopher Titus) — Wed, 28 Dec 2011 12:10:00 +0000

Christopher Titus - Podcast #42 - Titus forces Bombshell Rae and Stuntman Tommy to make his new years resolutions for him and Titus does it for them. Stuntman worries about reading books and Willie gives his touching New years wish.

Kim Jong Il

dcadesign@gmail.com (Christopher Titus) — Thu, 22 Dec 2011 12:10:00 +0000

Christopher Titus - Podcast #41 - In the year of the dead dictator Titus commemorates the death of a dick head. KimJong il is gone and what does it mean for America?

Merry F'ing Christmas

dcadesign@gmail.com (Christopher Titus) — Thu, 15 Dec 2011 12:10:00 +0000

Christopher Titus - Podcast #40 - Armageddon Update - Bombshell does her first Armeggedon update and out Titus's Titus. Christmas gets some back up and we argue about this day of peace.

The Gun Podcast

dcadesign@gmail.com (Christopher Titus) — Thu, 15 Dec 2011 12:00:00 +0000

Christopher Titus - Podcast #39 - Armageddon Update - Titus, Bombshell and Stuntman discuss guns and Christmas just like the early Christians.

Pepper Spray Cop

dcadesign@gmail.com (Christopher Titus) — Sat, 03 Dec 2011 12:00:00 +0000

Christopher Titus - Podcast #38 - Armageddon Update - Titus goes after the Occupy kids in a way unexpected and Bombshell sets him straight. Stuntman and his Asian bride Maya just back from Japan after their Japanese Wedding reception.

Penn State

dcadesign@gmail.com (Christopher Titus) — Thu, 17 Nov 2011 12:00:00 +0000

Christopher Titus - Podcast #37 - Armageddon Update - Titus reacts to the Penn State issue and threatens to kill all pedophiles. Bombshell and Stuntman back him up.

Lohan and Murray

dcadesign@gmail.com (Christopher Titus) — Wed, 09 Nov 2011 12:00:00 +0000

Christopher Titus - Podcast #36 - Armageddon Update - Titus is finally to the end of his rope with the ass kissing celebrity worship that seems to fuel this country. Titus wishes he had more of it! Stuntman uses a big word in context.

Congress Podcast

dcadesign@gmail.com (Christopher Titus) — Fri, 04 Nov 2011 13:00:00 +0000

Christopher Titus - Podcast #35 - Armageddon Update - Titus, Bombshell and Stuntman go after the current congress. If you can't take the truth about these guys move on.

Kaddafi

dcadesign@gmail.com (Christopher Titus) — Wed, 26 Oct 2011 13:00:00 +0000

Christopher Titus - Podcast #34 - Armageddon Update - Titus and Bombshell argue about how much torture is appropriate for a genocidal dictator.

MLK Dedication

dcadesign@gmail.com (Christopher Titus) — Mon, 17 Oct 2011 13:00:00 +0000

Christopher Titus - Podcast #33 - Armageddon Update - Titus and Bombshell are on the road, not marching, but they discuss MLK on the day they dedicated his memorial. They get dates wrong and probably offend everyone. Enjoy.

Occupy Wall Street

dcadesign@gmail.com (Christopher Titus) — Thu, 06 Oct 2011 13:00:00 +0000

Christopher Titus - Podcast #32 - Armageddon Update - The revolution has started! The coolest man alive Ryk Maverick expounds on the occupy wall street group and Stuntman, Bombshell and Willie react. Titus is taking things way too serious.

Screw Up Podcast

dcadesign@gmail.com (Christopher Titus) — Tue, 27 Sep 2011 13:00:00 +0000

Christopher Titus - Podcast #31 - Armageddon Update - Bombshell Rae is missing from the Titus Show and some of Titus' and Stuntman Tommy's Screw Ups.

Drug Podcast

dcadesign@gmail.com (Christopher Titus) — Thu, 22 Sep 2011 13:00:00 +0000

Christopher Titus - Podcast #30 - Armageddon Update - Prescription meds kill more people than car crashes! Titus goes off. Bombshell finds too many douches-of-the-week and Stuntman Tommy is back.

Survival

dcadesign@gmail.com (Christopher Titus) — Thu, 15 Sep 2011 13:00:00 +0000

Christopher Titus - Podcast #29 - Armageddon Update - Titus, Bombshell and Willie discuss the End of Days, religion and Rae finally tells her decapitation story.

911 Ten Years of Terror

dcadesign@gmail.com (Christopher Titus) — Fri, 09 Sep 2011 13:00:00 +0000

Christopher Titus - Podcast #28 - Armageddon Update - Titus, Bombshell and the Stuntman talk about the anniversary of 911, then go so far off subject that ...well... you just have to hear it. Douch of the week is neck-and-neck.

Marriage

dcadesign@gmail.com (Christopher Titus) — Thu, 01 Sep 2011 13:00:00 +0000

Christopher Titus - Podcast #27 - Armageddon Update - Titus and Bombshell Rae discuss Marriage with the newly wed Stuntman Tommy.

East vs. West

dcadesign@gmail.com (Christopher Titus) — Thu, 25 Aug 2011 13:00:00 +0000

Christopher Titus - Podcast #26 - Armageddon Update - Titus compares East and West and Bombshell Rae's Mom visits from Kuwait with harrowing stories of cancer and tornados.

The Day Elvis Died

dcadesign@gmail.com (Christopher Titus) — Wed, 17 Aug 2011 13:00:00 +0000

Christopher Titus - Podcast #25 - Armageddon Update - Elvis lives but Michelle Bachman wishes him "Happy Birthday" on the day that he died. Willie makes an appearance and Bomshell Rae talks about her "supposed-to-be" husband, Elvis Presley.

HERE$ HOW THEY RAPE U$!

dcadesign@gmail.com (Christopher Titus) — Wed, 03 Aug 2011 13:00:00 +0000

Christopher Titus - Podcast #24 - Armageddon Update - Titus, Bombshell Rae and the most interesting man in the world, "Rick Maverick" as Special Guest, discuss what is wrong with our government, the woes of our economy and the magic of well-placed steer manure.

Addiction and Subtraction

dcadesign@gmail.com (Christopher Titus) — Fri, 29 Jul 2011 13:00:00 +0000

Christopher Titus - Podcast #23 - Armageddon Update - Titus takes on Amy Winehouse and the Oslo Killer. They compare Addicts to Serial Killers and Willie "Jello" Johnson visits. There's always room for jello.

Keeping it Positive

dcadesign@gmail.com (Christopher Titus) — Thu, 21 Jul 2011 13:00:00 +0000

Christopher Titus - Podcast #22 - Armageddon Update - Titus and Bomshell Rae talk about positivity and how the only way to get there is facing the negative. Stuntman's fiancée makes a guest appearance.

Democreeps and Republitards

dcadesign@gmail.com (Christopher Titus) — Tue, 12 Jul 2011 13:00:00 +0000

Christopher Titus - Podcast #21 - Armageddon Update - Titus and Bomshell Rae argue about the deficit deal and decide to nominate Stuntman Tommy for President.

Killing Your Kids is Now Legal! Thanks Casey!

dcadesign@gmail.com (Christopher Titus) — Tue, 05 Jul 2011 13:00:00 +0000

Christopher Titus - Podcast #20 - Armageddon Update - Titus is sick and on codeine as Bombshell and Stuntman try to figure out what happened with the Casey Anthony not guilty verdict. Also fly the friendly skies unless you are a jew and Willie "Jello" Johnson makes an appearance.

July 4th 2011

dcadesign@gmail.com (Christopher Titus) — Mon, 04 Jul 2011 13:00:00 +0000

Christopher Titus - Podcast #19 - Armageddon Update - Titus and the crew figure out what England must have thought of the founding fathers on this July 4.

Ryan Dunn, Death of a Dude

dcadesign@gmail.com (Christopher Titus) — Wed, 22 Jun 2011 13:00:00 +0000

Christopher Titus - Podcast #18 - Armageddon Update - Titus, Bombshell Rae and Stuntman Tommy reflect on the untimely and foolish death of Ryan Dunn 'JackAss' Star and friend to all.

We're F'd!

dcadesign@gmail.com (Christopher Titus) — Fri, 17 Jun 2011 13:00:00 +0000

Christopher Titus - Podcast #17 - Armageddon Update - Titus, Bombshell Rae and Stuntman Tommy look at the country as a whole and realize how f'd we are. Titus rambles, he's sorry.

Sarah Palin and Mark Seeman

dcadesign@gmail.com (Christopher Titus) — Thu, 09 Jun 2011 13:00:00 +0000

Christopher Titus - Podcast #16 - Armageddon Update - Titus talks about making the news with his Grassy Knoll comment. Why can't we get a good leader and Raw dog comedies Main guy Marc Seeman guests. TITUS' PODCAST FIRST GUEST!

Cheating and Diapers

dcadesign@gmail.com (Christopher Titus) — Thu, 02 Jun 2011 13:00:00 +0000

Christopher Titus - Podcast #15 - Armageddon Update - Titus, Bombshell Rae heckle high profile cheaters, lame politicians and of course, diapers.

Kill the Lawyers!

dcadesign@gmail.com (Christopher Titus) — Thu, 26 May 2011 13:00:00 +0000

Christopher Titus - Podcast #14 - Armageddon Update - Titus, Bombshell Rae discuss lawyers and what should be done to make the legal system actually work.

The Last Armageddon Report?... maybe.

dcadesign@gmail.com (Christopher Titus) — Fri, 20 May 2011 13:00:00 +0000

Christopher Titus - Podcast #13 - Armageddon Update - Titus, Bombshell Rae deal with the rapture that's supposed to come May 21, 2011. See you in heaven!

Candidates and Daddy Issues

dcadesign@gmail.com (Christopher Titus) — Thu, 12 May 2011 13:00:00 +0000

Christopher Titus - Podcast #12 - Armageddon Update - Titus, Bombshell Rae and Stuntman Tommy explore what it takes for a run for the presidency and throw in some fatherly love for good measure.

Osama Bye Bye!

dcadesign@gmail.com (Christopher Titus) — Thu, 05 May 2011 13:00:00 +0000

Christopher Titus - Podcast #11 - Armageddon Update - Titus, Bombshell Rae and Stuntman Tommy give a farewell, middle-finger salute goodbye to the most notorious terrorist in recent history.

GIMME YOUR LUNCH MONEY B****!

dcadesign@gmail.com (Christopher Titus) — Wed, 27 Apr 2011 13:00:00 +0000

Christopher Titus - Podcast #10 - Armageddon Update - Titus, Bombshell Rae and Stuntman Tommy tells bully stories and then goes after the cause of all bullying, parents.

The Budget, Bullets, Boeing and Bullshit

dcadesign@gmail.com (Christopher Titus) — Fri, 22 Apr 2011 13:00:00 +0000

Christopher Titus - Podcast #9 - Armageddon Update - Titus, Bombshell Rae and Stuntman Tommy discuss our over-inflated debt, China's warining, the love of bullets, Boeing and of course, bullshit

Football and the Vodka Tampon

dcadesign@gmail.com (Christopher Titus) — Wed, 13 Apr 2011 13:00:00 +0000

Christopher Titus - Podcast #8 - Armageddon Update - Titus, Bombshell Rae and Stuntman Tommy discuss the NFL strike, player contracts and above all penis's

Slappin' da military base mon and tobirthy

dcadesign@gmail.com (Christopher Titus) — Sat, 09 Apr 2011 13:00:00 +0000

Christopher Titus - Podcast #7 - Armageddon Update - Titus, Bombshell Rae and Stuntman Tommy discuss the woes of our military and tobirthy.

God and Horse Raping

dcadesign@gmail.com (Christopher Titus) — Wed, 30 Mar 2011 13:00:00 +0000

Christopher Titus - Podcast #6 - Armageddon Update - Titus, Bombshell Rae and Stuntman Tommy deal with the existence of God in the face of the world destruction. Then they talk about a guy who raped a horse...twice. Post your comments on facebook at The Real Christopher Titus.

Big Oil

dcadesign@gmail.com (Christopher Titus) — Thu, 24 Mar 2011 13:00:00 +0000

Christopher Titus - Podcast #5 - Armageddon Update - Titus goes deep into the well and pulls up his conspiracy theory on the oil crisis, Stuntman Tommy and Bombshell Rae try to keep him in line.

Japan and the End of the World

dcadesign@gmail.com (Christopher Titus) — Mon, 14 Mar 2011 13:00:00 +0000

Christopher Titus - Podcast #4 - Armageddon Update - Titus, Bombshell Rae and Stuntman Tommy discuss the earthquake aftermath in Japan, resulting tsunami and post radiation fallout. Post your comments on facebook at The Real Christopher Titus.

Why Do We Worship The Idiots?

dcadesign@gmail.com (Christopher Titus) — Fri, 11 Mar 2011 12:00:00 +0000

Christopher Titus - Podcast #3 - Armageddon Update - Titus, Bombshell Rae and Stuntman Tommy try to figure out why Americans (including themselves) have such a fascination with the idiots, doucehbags and reality stars. Titus tells a story of his early days in comedy that involved hitting on a girl and vomiting at the same time. Post your comments on facebook at The Real Christopher Titus.

Sheen and Gaddafi (Who's the Douche?)

dcadesign@gmail.com (Christopher Titus) — Tue, 01 Mar 2011 12:00:00 +0000

Christopher Titus - Podcast #2 - Armageddon Update - Titus and the crew, Bombshell Rae and Stuntman Tommy, discuss Charlie Sheen and Muammar Gaddafi, and who is more insane. Dude, Douche or Double Douche? Post your comments on facebook at The Real Christopher Titus.

Violence at the Safeway (Not so safe is it?)

dcadesign@gmail.com (Christopher Titus) — Wed, 26 Jan 2011 12:00:00 +0000

Christopher Titus - Podcast #1 - Armageddon Update - Titus and the crew, Bombshell Rae and Stuntman Tommy, discuss the Laughner shooting and the lack of parenting he must have received. Stuntman Tommy avoids his criminal past but talks about riding the short bus. Bombshell Rae talks about her drug years. This is the first Titus Podcast and you can post your comments on facebook at The Real Christopher Titus.