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Kitten video of the week: My Kitty is Drunk!

2010-09-10T01:39:00.000-07:00

This is the kitten of the week video! This one seems to have serious issues with alcohol...

A hunter shoots a bear!

2010-09-09T04:40:00.000-07:00

If you don't already know this video, just watch it. It is probably the most funny and creative that I have ever seen on youtube. Enjoy! Wish you all a very good day (:

El Camino del Rey

2010-09-08T00:51:00.000-07:00

This video is not particularly funny but it's kind of thrilling! Check it out and you will understand what I mean... Kind of spectacular! I wish you all have a great day (:

Koto - Jabdah

2010-09-07T10:10:00.001-07:00

This guy likes to jump like crazy in his kimono while playing keyboard! Great song by the way, with amazing lyrics...

The Rocket Jump

2010-09-06T11:24:00.000-07:00

Videogames can be useful in real life sometimes...

Backin' up song

2010-09-05T05:47:00.000-07:00

She's backin'up, backin'up, backin'up, backin'up (cause her daddy taught her good).

Crystal Ball Performer

2010-09-04T00:35:00.000-07:00

This guy knows what to do with his balls!

Lights Out - Rick Astley

2010-09-03T02:19:00.000-07:00

He's back. You know the rules and so do I.

Silent Star Wars

2010-09-02T03:23:00.000-07:00

Have you ever wondered what Star Wars would look like if it had been shot at the time of silent film? Here is probably the answer.

Best action scene of all time

2010-09-01T02:28:00.000-07:00

Bollywood action movies are the best. Ever. And this is all so realistic...

2010-08-31T16:58:00.000-07:00

I just wanted to share with you a song which happens to be my favorite song. I would appreciate it if you could leave me a comment about it.

Ms. Pacman Music Video - The Go! Team

2010-08-31T02:41:00.000-07:00

Here is a classic of the Internet but it still makes me laugh !

2010-08-30T14:33:00.000-07:00

Do you know about DontEvenReply.com? It is a collection of e-mails sent to people who post classified ads. The goal is to mess with them, confuse them, and/or piss them off. And it's quite funny sometimes. Here is an example.It's a bit long but it's worth it.

Innovative Baby Products

Original ad:

LARGE CRIB WANTED
I need a large(tall) crib for my 9 month old. The crib I have right now is too small - he keeps climbing out! I need a crib that is too high for my baby to get out of it. Please respond with pictures. Contact Julia @ ********@verizon.net

From Me to ********@verizon.net:

Hey Julia,

I may have the perfect crib for you. It is a very large crib that has some features to prevent your baby from escaping. Please let me know if you are interested.

Thanks,

Mike

From Julia ******** to Me:

How big is it? Do you have any pictures of it?

From Me to Julia ********:

Julia,

It is very large. As I said, it has modifications to prevent escape. The entire top perimeter of the crib has been reinforced with a metal frame that is connected to a car battery. When someone tries to escape the crib, they will be given a gentile electric shock, which will discourage them from attempting to climb out of the crib again. The price includes a 12 volt car battery, but a higher-voltage battery can always be purchased, depending on how fat your child is. Here is a picture of the setup:

I am currently using the crib for one of my friends who happens to be a midget. He tends to frequently get drunk and violent, so we put him in this crib when he starts getting belligerent. The battery works great for keeping him in, so I am assuming it will work great for your child. The only reason I am getting rid of it is because the midget was recently arrested for arson, so he won't be around for a while.

I have something else that you may be interested in as well. Are you tired of waking up in the middle of the night to the sound of your baby crying? With this clever device, you won't even have to get out of bed to calm your baby.

It is a little mobile that I invented called "The Lullibinator." Simply hang it above the crib, and the microphone will detect when the baby is crying. If the crying reaches a certain decibel level, the box will spray a calming mist of pepper spray into the crib. It trains your baby not to cry in no time! It worked great on the midget when he started yelling. It comes with 2% CS pepper spray, which is practically harmless. It can be upgraded to bear mace if your child continues to cry. I have decorated the Lullibinator with friendly smiley faces to comfort your baby.

I am asking $50 for the Lullibinator, and $250 for the crib/battery combo. Let me know if you want to set up a time to stop by and check this stuff out.

Thanks,

Mike

From Julia ******** to Me:

Oh my god

From Julia ******** to Me:

Please tell me you're kidding. You're kidding, right?

From Me to Julia ********:

Julia,

Why would I be kidding? I thought $250 was more than reasonable. I got a lot of use out of these things before social services took my kid away. I still do whenever the midget comes over.

Mike

From Julia ******** to Me:

I...don't know what to say to you. You are a disgusting excuse for a human being. How dare you ever think that I would use this for my child. Don't you ever e-mail me again, you scumbag.

From Me to Julia ********:

Julia,

I've been called some harsh things for my haggling tactics, but you seem to have been very offended by the price I have offered. I am sorry; I had no intention of offending you. I will drop the total price to $200 for everything, and I'll even throw this in for free:

Now you won't have to get up to give your baby a bottle when he is thirsty. This handy crib-bottle will allow your baby to quench his thirst any time he wants. It doesn't have to necessarily be filled with tequila (like I said, this crib was set up for a midget). It can easily be filled with Gatorade, breast milk, or whatever else your baby prefers. Throw in a can of food and the baby can practically live on his own!

Please let me know when you are going to pick this stuff up. I am going to Atlantic City for the weekend, so I need you to get it before I leave.

Thanks,

Mike

Riva Starr feat. Noze - I Was Drunk

2010-08-30T02:34:00.000-07:00

This baby has a great moustache and he seems to enjoy his nightlife as should be when you are about 1 year old.

Kitten video of the week: My Kitten are fighting. What do?

2010-08-29T08:02:00.000-07:00

Two kittens are fighting like crazy when suddenly, a third one appears and finds what is probably the most unexpected way to put an end to the conflict...

OK Go - This Too Shall Pass

2010-08-29T06:30:00.000-07:00