http://www.chronogram.com/blogs Thu, 22 May 2008 08:23:46 -0400 Recent blog entries from Chronogram.com http://chronogram.com/blogs/Halogen-Anatomy/show/My-Stinkin-Day-Job I'm looking for a new career. Teacher of a T-glottalization British accent, maybe? Thu, 22 May 2008 08:23:46 -0400 http://chronogram.com/blogs/Halogen-Anatomy/show/My-Stinkin-Day-Job Sharon Nichols http://chronogram.com/blogs/Halogen-Anatomy/show/Twas-The-Fright-Before-Christmas Year after year, my mind had willfully erased what I would inevitably stumble upon. Surprise! There it was again. The grand daddy of all that is abhorrent: the colossal styrofoam Santa Head. Mon, 26 Nov 2007 07:46:59 -0500 http://chronogram.com/blogs/Halogen-Anatomy/show/Twas-The-Fright-Before-Christmas Sharon Nichols http://chronogram.com/blogs/Halogen-Anatomy/show/Chased-By-Donny-Osmond He is very hairy. And very hot. And very pissed! Sat, 30 Jun 2007 14:20:18 -0400 http://chronogram.com/blogs/Halogen-Anatomy/show/Chased-By-Donny-Osmond Sharon Nichols http://chronogram.com/blogs/Halogen-Anatomy/show/Snow-White-Tan "You look like a baseball glove!" Thu, 10 May 2007 14:54:54 -0400 http://chronogram.com/blogs/Halogen-Anatomy/show/Snow-White-Tan Sharon Nichols http://chronogram.com/blogs/Halogen-Anatomy/show/A-Totally-Nick-Cave-Quiz "Looka yonder at mah clapboard shack..." Sun, 25 Mar 2007 16:08:27 -0400 http://chronogram.com/blogs/Halogen-Anatomy/show/A-Totally-Nick-Cave-Quiz Sharon Nichols http://chronogram.com/blogs/Halogen-Anatomy/show/Woodstock-Colony-of-the-Arts If you rearrange the letters in "Colony of the Arts," you get "So crafty the loon." Fri, 02 Mar 2007 08:59:28 -0500 http://chronogram.com/blogs/Halogen-Anatomy/show/Woodstock-Colony-of-the-Arts Sharon Nichols http://chronogram.com/blogs/Halogen-Anatomy/show/Recent-Poems Pollyanna shifted in an unsightly jumper and handed the marauder a bouquet of swords Fri, 16 Feb 2007 13:34:14 -0500 http://chronogram.com/blogs/Halogen-Anatomy/show/Recent-Poems Sharon Nichols http://chronogram.com/blogs/Halogen-Anatomy/show/That-Famous-Dead-Girl-A-Bowie-Sighting-Part-Two _...and then he s-p-e-a-k-s t-o m-e..._ Wed, 07 Feb 2007 16:03:22 -0500 http://chronogram.com/blogs/Halogen-Anatomy/show/That-Famous-Dead-Girl-A-Bowie-Sighting-Part-Two Sharon Nichols http://chronogram.com/blogs/Halogen-Anatomy/show/That-Famous-Dead-Girl-A-Bowie-Sighting-Part-One How the Thin White Duke stays that way. Fri, 26 Jan 2007 19:30:33 -0500 http://chronogram.com/blogs/Halogen-Anatomy/show/That-Famous-Dead-Girl-A-Bowie-Sighting-Part-One Sharon Nichols http://chronogram.com/blogs/Halogen-Anatomy/show/Reward-Have-You-Seen-This-Dollchild Please help us find Dancerina! Tue, 16 Jan 2007 08:56:49 -0500 http://chronogram.com/blogs/Halogen-Anatomy/show/Reward-Have-You-Seen-This-Dollchild Sharon Nichols http://chronogram.com/blogs/Halogen-Anatomy/show/Musick-101 Sharon flashes back to the days when she wanted—or thought she wanted—her MTV. Fri, 29 Dec 2006 14:52:04 -0500 http://chronogram.com/blogs/Halogen-Anatomy/show/Musick-101 Sharon Nichols