tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1636315601060919342024-09-01T01:31:33.502-07:00Simmonshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01301830467883922045noreply@blogger.comBlogger87125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-163631560106091934.post-63264587188643513752008-06-18T17:19:00.001-07:002008-06-18T17:19:41.430-07:00<span class="technoratitag">Technorati Tags:<br /><a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/chuck+norris" target="_blank" rel="tag" title="Link to Technorati Tag category for chuck norris">chuck norris</a>, <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/chuck" target="_blank" rel="tag" title="Link to Technorati Tag category for chuck">chuck</a>, <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/norris" target="_blank" rel="tag" title="Link to Technorati Tag category for norris">norris</a>, <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/chuck+norris+jokes" target="_blank" rel="tag" title="Link to Technorati Tag category for chuck norris jokes">chuck norris jokes</a>, <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/norris+chuck" target="_blank" rel="tag" title="Link to Technorati Tag category for norris chuck">norris chuck</a>, <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/chuck+jokes" target="_blank" rel="tag" title="Link to Technorati Tag category for chuck jokes">chuck jokes</a>, <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/norris+jokes" target="_blank" rel="tag" title="Link to Technorati Tag category for norris jokes">norris jokes</a>, <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/chuck+norris+facts" target="_blank" rel="tag" title="Link to Technorati Tag category for chuck norris facts">chuck norris facts</a>, <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/chuck+facts" target="_blank" rel="tag" title="Link to Technorati Tag category for chuck facts">chuck facts</a>, <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/norris+facts" target="_blank" rel="tag" title="Link to Technorati Tag category for norris facts">norris facts</a>, <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/chuck+norris+funny" target="_blank" rel="tag" title="Link to Technorati Tag category for chuck norris funny">chuck norris funny</a>, <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/humor" target="_blank" rel="tag" title="Link to Technorati Tag category for humor">humor</a><br /><br /><br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold;">Unlike Mr. T, Chuck Norris doesn't pity the fool. He roundhouse kicks him.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><a href="http://secure.bidvertiser.com/performance/bdv_rss_rd.dbm?pid=121943&bid=293510&PHS=121943293510&click=1&rsrc=3" target="_blank"><img src="http://bdv.bidvertiser.com/BidVertiser.dbm?pid=121943&bid=293510&PHS=121943293510&rssimage=1&rsrc=3" border="0"/></a></div>Simmonshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01301830467883922045noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-163631560106091934.post-53626362500578314602008-06-17T17:02:00.001-07:002008-06-17T17:02:31.257-07:00<span class="technoratitag">Technorati Tags:<br /><a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/chuck+norris" target="_blank" rel="tag" title="Link to Technorati Tag category for chuck norris">chuck norris</a>, <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/chuck" target="_blank" rel="tag" title="Link to Technorati Tag category for chuck">chuck</a>, <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/norris" target="_blank" rel="tag" title="Link to Technorati Tag category for 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href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/norris+facts" target="_blank" rel="tag" title="Link to Technorati Tag category for norris facts">norris facts</a>, <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/chuck+norris+funny" target="_blank" rel="tag" title="Link to Technorati Tag category for chuck norris funny">chuck norris funny</a>, <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/humor" target="_blank" rel="tag" title="Link to Technorati Tag category for humor">humor</a><br /><br /><br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold;">Chuck Norris writes only in the first person because that's the only person that matters to anyone.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><a href="http://secure.bidvertiser.com/performance/bdv_rss_rd.dbm?pid=121943&bid=293510&PHS=121943293510&click=1&rsrc=3" target="_blank"><img src="http://bdv.bidvertiser.com/BidVertiser.dbm?pid=121943&bid=293510&PHS=121943293510&rssimage=1&rsrc=3" 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href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/humor" target="_blank" rel="tag" title="Link to Technorati Tag category for humor">humor</a><br /><br /><br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold;">Chuck Norris can eat a rubix cube and crap it out solved.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><a href="http://secure.bidvertiser.com/performance/bdv_rss_rd.dbm?pid=121943&bid=293510&PHS=121943293510&click=1&rsrc=3" target="_blank"><img src="http://bdv.bidvertiser.com/BidVertiser.dbm?pid=121943&bid=293510&PHS=121943293510&rssimage=1&rsrc=3" border="0"/></a></div>Simmonshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01301830467883922045noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-163631560106091934.post-79519711548300474862008-06-14T11:54:00.000-07:002008-06-14T12:20:36.219-07:00<span class="technoratitag">Technorati Tags:<br /><a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/chuck+norris" target="_blank" rel="tag" title="Link to Technorati Tag category for chuck norris">chuck norris</a>, <a 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The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><a href="http://secure.bidvertiser.com/performance/bdv_rss_rd.dbm?pid=121943&bid=293510&PHS=121943293510&click=1&rsrc=3" target="_blank"><img src="http://bdv.bidvertiser.com/BidVertiser.dbm?pid=121943&bid=293510&PHS=121943293510&rssimage=1&rsrc=3" border="0"/></a></div>Simmonshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01301830467883922045noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-163631560106091934.post-76542013622155136172008-06-13T11:54:00.000-07:002008-06-13T12:29:46.345-07:00<span class="technoratitag">Technorati Tags:<br /><a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/chuck+norris" target="_blank" rel="tag" title="Link to Technorati Tag category for chuck norris">chuck norris</a>, <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/chuck" target="_blank" rel="tag" title="Link to Technorati Tag category for chuck">chuck</a>, <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/norris" target="_blank" rel="tag" 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href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/humor" target="_blank" rel="tag" title="Link to Technorati Tag category for humor">humor</a><br /><br /><br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold;">Chuck Norris took Mother Nature from behind. We refer to the event as the Big Bang.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><a href="http://secure.bidvertiser.com/performance/bdv_rss_rd.dbm?pid=121943&bid=293510&PHS=121943293510&click=1&rsrc=3" target="_blank"><img src="http://bdv.bidvertiser.com/BidVertiser.dbm?pid=121943&bid=293510&PHS=121943293510&rssimage=1&rsrc=3" border="0"/></a></div>Simmonshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01301830467883922045noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-163631560106091934.post-2447737222198660702008-06-11T11:53:00.000-07:002008-06-11T12:06:41.616-07:00<span class="technoratitag">Technorati Tags:<br /><a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/chuck+norris" target="_blank" rel="tag" title="Link to Technorati Tag category for chuck norris">chuck norris</a>, <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/chuck" target="_blank" rel="tag" title="Link to Technorati Tag category for chuck">chuck</a>, <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/norris" target="_blank" rel="tag" title="Link to Technorati Tag category for norris">norris</a>, <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/chuck+norris+jokes" target="_blank" rel="tag" title="Link to Technorati Tag category for chuck norris jokes">chuck norris jokes</a>, <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/norris+chuck" target="_blank" rel="tag" title="Link to Technorati Tag category for norris chuck">norris chuck</a>, <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/chuck+jokes" target="_blank" rel="tag" title="Link to Technorati Tag category for chuck jokes">chuck jokes</a>, <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/norris+jokes" target="_blank" rel="tag" title="Link to Technorati Tag category for norris jokes">norris jokes</a>, <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/chuck+norris+facts" target="_blank" rel="tag" title="Link to Technorati Tag category for chuck norris facts">chuck norris facts</a>, <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/chuck+facts" target="_blank" rel="tag" title="Link to Technorati Tag category for chuck facts">chuck facts</a>, <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/norris+facts" target="_blank" rel="tag" title="Link to Technorati Tag category for norris facts">norris facts</a>, <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/chuck+norris+funny" target="_blank" rel="tag" title="Link to Technorati Tag category for chuck norris funny">chuck norris funny</a>, <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/humor" target="_blank" rel="tag" title="Link to Technorati Tag category for humor">humor</a><br /><br /><br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold;">Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever the fuck he wants.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><a href="http://secure.bidvertiser.com/performance/bdv_rss_rd.dbm?pid=121943&bid=293510&PHS=121943293510&click=1&rsrc=3" target="_blank"><img src="http://bdv.bidvertiser.com/BidVertiser.dbm?pid=121943&bid=293510&PHS=121943293510&rssimage=1&rsrc=3" border="0"/></a></div>Simmonshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01301830467883922045noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-163631560106091934.post-16074852948434590552008-06-10T11:53:00.000-07:002008-06-10T12:12:22.898-07:00<span class="technoratitag">Technorati Tags:<br /><a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/chuck+norris" target="_blank" rel="tag" title="Link to Technorati Tag category for chuck norris">chuck norris</a>, <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/chuck" target="_blank" rel="tag" title="Link to Technorati Tag category for chuck">chuck</a>, <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/norris" target="_blank" rel="tag" title="Link 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href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/humor" target="_blank" rel="tag" title="Link to Technorati Tag category for humor">humor</a><br /><br /><br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold;">Chuck Norris cannot predict the future; the future just better fucking do what Chuck Norris says.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><a href="http://secure.bidvertiser.com/performance/bdv_rss_rd.dbm?pid=121943&bid=293510&PHS=121943293510&click=1&rsrc=3" target="_blank"><img src="http://bdv.bidvertiser.com/BidVertiser.dbm?pid=121943&bid=293510&PHS=121943293510&rssimage=1&rsrc=3" border="0"/></a></div>Simmonshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01301830467883922045noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-163631560106091934.post-91695775610801259972008-06-08T13:43:00.000-07:002008-06-08T13:44:41.079-07:00<span class="technoratitag">Technorati Tags:<br /><a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/chuck+norris" target="_blank" rel="tag" title="Link to Technorati Tag category for chuck norris">chuck 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title="Link to Technorati Tag category for chuck norris facts">chuck norris facts</a>, <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/chuck+facts" target="_blank" rel="tag" title="Link to Technorati Tag category for chuck facts">chuck facts</a>, <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/norris+facts" target="_blank" rel="tag" title="Link to Technorati Tag category for norris facts">norris facts</a>, <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/chuck+norris+funny" target="_blank" rel="tag" title="Link to Technorati Tag category for chuck norris funny">chuck norris funny</a>, <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/humor" target="_blank" rel="tag" title="Link to Technorati Tag category for humor">humor</a><br /><br /><br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold;">Chuck Norris doesn't play "hide-and-seek." He plays "hide-and-pray-I-don't-find-you."</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><a href="http://secure.bidvertiser.com/performance/bdv_rss_rd.dbm?pid=121943&bid=293510&PHS=121943293510&click=1&rsrc=3" target="_blank"><img src="http://bdv.bidvertiser.com/BidVertiser.dbm?pid=121943&bid=293510&PHS=121943293510&rssimage=1&rsrc=3" border="0"/></a></div>Simmonshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01301830467883922045noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-163631560106091934.post-83017587892332373662008-06-07T13:43:00.000-07:002008-06-07T13:44:14.134-07:00<span class="technoratitag">Technorati Tags:<br /><a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/chuck+norris" target="_blank" rel="tag" title="Link to Technorati Tag category for chuck norris">chuck norris</a>, <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/chuck" target="_blank" rel="tag" title="Link to Technorati Tag category for chuck">chuck</a>, <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/norris" target="_blank" rel="tag" title="Link to Technorati Tag 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href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/norris+facts" target="_blank" rel="tag" title="Link to Technorati Tag category for norris facts">norris facts</a>, <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/chuck+norris+funny" target="_blank" rel="tag" title="Link to Technorati Tag category for chuck norris funny">chuck norris funny</a>, <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/humor" target="_blank" rel="tag" title="Link to Technorati Tag category for humor">humor</a><br /><br /><br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold;">Chuck Norris once had an erection while lying face down and struck oil.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><a href="http://secure.bidvertiser.com/performance/bdv_rss_rd.dbm?pid=121943&bid=293510&PHS=121943293510&click=1&rsrc=3" target="_blank"><img src="http://bdv.bidvertiser.com/BidVertiser.dbm?pid=121943&bid=293510&PHS=121943293510&rssimage=1&rsrc=3" border="0"/></a></div>Simmonshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01301830467883922045noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-163631560106091934.post-58558356576199138252008-06-06T13:43:00.000-07:002008-06-06T13:43:00.426-07:00<span class="technoratitag">Technorati Tags:<br /><a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/chuck+norris" target="_blank" rel="tag" title="Link to Technorati Tag category for chuck norris">chuck norris</a>, <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/chuck" target="_blank" rel="tag" title="Link to Technorati Tag category for chuck">chuck</a>, <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/norris" target="_blank" rel="tag" title="Link to Technorati Tag category for norris">norris</a>, <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/chuck+norris+jokes" target="_blank" rel="tag" title="Link to Technorati Tag category for chuck norris jokes">chuck norris jokes</a>, <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/norris+chuck" target="_blank" rel="tag" title="Link to Technorati Tag category for norris 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href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/humor" target="_blank" rel="tag" title="Link to Technorati Tag category for humor">humor</a><br /><br /><br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold;">Chuck Norris is currently in a legal battle with the makers of Bubble Tape. Norris claims "6 Feet of Fun" is actually the trademark for his penis.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><a href="http://secure.bidvertiser.com/performance/bdv_rss_rd.dbm?pid=121943&bid=293510&PHS=121943293510&click=1&rsrc=3" target="_blank"><img src="http://bdv.bidvertiser.com/BidVertiser.dbm?pid=121943&bid=293510&PHS=121943293510&rssimage=1&rsrc=3" border="0"/></a></div>Simmonshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01301830467883922045noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-163631560106091934.post-27998851288478624022008-06-05T13:43:00.000-07:002008-06-06T10:57:02.450-07:00<span class="technoratitag">Technorati Tags:<br /><a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/chuck+norris" target="_blank" rel="tag" title="Link to Technorati Tag category for chuck norris">chuck norris</a>, <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/chuck" target="_blank" rel="tag" title="Link to Technorati Tag category for chuck">chuck</a>, <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/norris" target="_blank" rel="tag" 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facts">chuck facts</a>, <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/norris+facts" target="_blank" rel="tag" title="Link to Technorati Tag category for norris facts">norris facts</a>, <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/chuck+norris+funny" target="_blank" rel="tag" title="Link to Technorati Tag category for chuck norris funny">chuck norris funny</a>, <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/humor" target="_blank" rel="tag" title="Link to Technorati Tag category for humor">humor</a><br /><br /><br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold;">Chuck Norris doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, "Now."</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><a href="http://secure.bidvertiser.com/performance/bdv_rss_rd.dbm?pid=121943&bid=293510&PHS=121943293510&click=1&rsrc=3" target="_blank"><img src="http://bdv.bidvertiser.com/BidVertiser.dbm?pid=121943&bid=293510&PHS=121943293510&rssimage=1&rsrc=3" border="0"/></a></div>Simmonshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01301830467883922045noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-163631560106091934.post-88493373385242470542008-06-04T13:43:00.000-07:002008-06-04T13:43:01.185-07:00<span class="technoratitag">Technorati Tags:<br /><a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/chuck+norris" target="_blank" rel="tag" title="Link to Technorati Tag category for chuck norris">chuck norris</a>, <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/chuck" target="_blank" rel="tag" title="Link to Technorati Tag category for chuck">chuck</a>, <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/norris" target="_blank" rel="tag" title="Link to Technorati Tag category for norris">norris</a>, <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/chuck+norris+jokes" target="_blank" rel="tag" title="Link to Technorati Tag category for chuck norris jokes">chuck norris jokes</a>, <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/norris+chuck" target="_blank" rel="tag" title="Link to Technorati Tag category for norris chuck">norris chuck</a>, <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/chuck+jokes" target="_blank" rel="tag" title="Link to Technorati Tag category for chuck jokes">chuck jokes</a>, <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/norris+jokes" target="_blank" rel="tag" title="Link to Technorati Tag category for norris jokes">norris jokes</a>, <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/chuck+norris+facts" target="_blank" rel="tag" title="Link to Technorati Tag category for chuck norris facts">chuck norris facts</a>, <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/chuck+facts" target="_blank" rel="tag" title="Link to Technorati Tag category for chuck facts">chuck facts</a>, <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/norris+facts" target="_blank" rel="tag" title="Link to Technorati Tag category for norris facts">norris facts</a>, <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/chuck+norris+funny" target="_blank" rel="tag" title="Link to Technorati Tag category for chuck norris funny">chuck norris funny</a>, <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/humor" target="_blank" rel="tag" title="Link to Technorati Tag category for humor">humor</a><br /><br /><br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold;">Chuck Norris doesn't need a miracle in order to split the ocean. He just walks in and the water gets the fuck out of the way.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><a href="http://secure.bidvertiser.com/performance/bdv_rss_rd.dbm?pid=121943&bid=293510&PHS=121943293510&click=1&rsrc=3" target="_blank"><img src="http://bdv.bidvertiser.com/BidVertiser.dbm?pid=121943&bid=293510&PHS=121943293510&rssimage=1&rsrc=3" border="0"/></a></div>Simmonshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01301830467883922045noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-163631560106091934.post-59363714473741478922008-06-03T13:43:00.000-07:002008-06-03T13:43:23.064-07:00<span class="technoratitag">Technorati Tags:<br /><a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/chuck+norris" target="_blank" rel="tag" title="Link to Technorati Tag category for chuck norris">chuck norris</a>, <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/chuck" target="_blank" rel="tag" title="Link to Technorati Tag category for chuck">chuck</a>, <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/norris" target="_blank" rel="tag" title="Link to 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facts</a>, <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/norris+facts" target="_blank" rel="tag" title="Link to Technorati Tag category for norris facts">norris facts</a>, <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/chuck+norris+funny" target="_blank" rel="tag" title="Link to Technorati Tag category for chuck norris funny">chuck norris funny</a>, <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/humor" target="_blank" rel="tag" title="Link to Technorati Tag category for humor">humor</a><br /><br /><br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold;">Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but Jack still couldn't dodge Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><a href="http://secure.bidvertiser.com/performance/bdv_rss_rd.dbm?pid=121943&bid=293510&PHS=121943293510&click=1&rsrc=3" target="_blank"><img src="http://bdv.bidvertiser.com/BidVertiser.dbm?pid=121943&bid=293510&PHS=121943293510&rssimage=1&rsrc=3" 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href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/humor" target="_blank" rel="tag" title="Link to Technorati Tag category for humor">humor</a><br /><br /></span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Chuck Norris once had a heart attack; his heart lost.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><a href="http://secure.bidvertiser.com/performance/bdv_rss_rd.dbm?pid=121943&bid=293510&PHS=121943293510&click=1&rsrc=3" target="_blank"><img src="http://bdv.bidvertiser.com/BidVertiser.dbm?pid=121943&bid=293510&PHS=121943293510&rssimage=1&rsrc=3" border="0"/></a></div>Simmonshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01301830467883922045noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-163631560106091934.post-1166723862432128582008-06-01T07:13:00.000-07:002008-06-01T07:13:02.541-07:00<span class="technoratitag">Technorati Tags:<br /><a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/chuck+norris" target="_blank" rel="tag" title="Link to Technorati Tag category for chuck norris">chuck norris</a>, <a 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Technorati Tag category for chuck norris facts">chuck norris facts</a>, <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/chuck+facts" target="_blank" rel="tag" title="Link to Technorati Tag category for chuck facts">chuck facts</a>, <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/norris+facts" target="_blank" rel="tag" title="Link to Technorati Tag category for norris facts">norris facts</a>, <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/chuck+norris+funny" target="_blank" rel="tag" title="Link to Technorati Tag category for chuck norris funny">chuck norris funny</a>, <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/humor" target="_blank" rel="tag" title="Link to Technorati Tag category for humor">humor</a><br /><br /><br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold;">When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><a href="http://secure.bidvertiser.com/performance/bdv_rss_rd.dbm?pid=121943&bid=293510&PHS=121943293510&click=1&rsrc=3" 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Hammer learned the hard way that Chuck Norris can touch this.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><a href="http://secure.bidvertiser.com/performance/bdv_rss_rd.dbm?pid=121943&bid=293510&PHS=121943293510&click=1&rsrc=3" target="_blank"><img src="http://bdv.bidvertiser.com/BidVertiser.dbm?pid=121943&bid=293510&PHS=121943293510&rssimage=1&rsrc=3" border="0"/></a></div>Simmonshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01301830467883922045noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-163631560106091934.post-4185574601317578812008-05-30T07:13:00.000-07:002008-05-30T07:13:01.369-07:00<span class="technoratitag">Technorati Tags:<br /><a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/chuck+norris" target="_blank" rel="tag" title="Link to Technorati Tag category for chuck norris">chuck norris</a>, <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/chuck" target="_blank" rel="tag" title="Link to Technorati Tag category for chuck">chuck</a>, <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/norris" target="_blank" rel="tag" title="Link to 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facts</a>, <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/norris+facts" target="_blank" rel="tag" title="Link to Technorati Tag category for norris facts">norris facts</a>, <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/chuck+norris+funny" target="_blank" rel="tag" title="Link to Technorati Tag category for chuck norris funny">chuck norris funny</a>, <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/humor" target="_blank" rel="tag" title="Link to Technorati Tag category for humor">humor</a><br /><br /><br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold;">Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><a href="http://secure.bidvertiser.com/performance/bdv_rss_rd.dbm?pid=121943&bid=293510&PHS=121943293510&click=1&rsrc=3" target="_blank"><img src="http://bdv.bidvertiser.com/BidVertiser.dbm?pid=121943&bid=293510&PHS=121943293510&rssimage=1&rsrc=3" 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href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/humor" target="_blank" rel="tag" title="Link to Technorati Tag category for humor">humor</a><br /><br /><br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold;">Chuck Norris has to maintain a concealed weapon license in all 50 states in order to legally wear pants.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><a href="http://secure.bidvertiser.com/performance/bdv_rss_rd.dbm?pid=121943&bid=293510&PHS=121943293510&click=1&rsrc=3" target="_blank"><img src="http://bdv.bidvertiser.com/BidVertiser.dbm?pid=121943&bid=293510&PHS=121943293510&rssimage=1&rsrc=3" border="0"/></a></div>Simmonshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01301830467883922045noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-163631560106091934.post-12371132111986704532008-05-28T07:13:00.000-07:002008-05-28T07:13:01.090-07:00<span class="technoratitag">Technorati Tags:<br /><a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/chuck+norris" target="_blank" rel="tag" title="Link to Technorati Tag category for chuck norris">chuck 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title="Link to Technorati Tag category for chuck norris facts">chuck norris facts</a>, <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/chuck+facts" target="_blank" rel="tag" title="Link to Technorati Tag category for chuck facts">chuck facts</a>, <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/norris+facts" target="_blank" rel="tag" title="Link to Technorati Tag category for norris facts">norris facts</a>, <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/chuck+norris+funny" target="_blank" rel="tag" title="Link to Technorati Tag category for chuck norris funny">chuck norris funny</a>, <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/humor" target="_blank" rel="tag" title="Link to Technorati Tag category for humor">humor</a><br /><br /><br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold;">Death once had a near-Chuck-Norris experience.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><a href="http://secure.bidvertiser.com/performance/bdv_rss_rd.dbm?pid=121943&bid=293510&PHS=121943293510&click=1&rsrc=3" target="_blank"><img 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target="_blank" rel="tag" title="Link to Technorati Tag category for chuck norris funny">chuck norris funny</a>, <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/humor" target="_blank" rel="tag" title="Link to Technorati Tag category for humor">humor</a><br /><br /><br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold;">Chuck Norris doesn't pop his collar, his shirts just get erections when they touch his body.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><a href="http://secure.bidvertiser.com/performance/bdv_rss_rd.dbm?pid=121943&bid=293510&PHS=121943293510&click=1&rsrc=3" target="_blank"><img src="http://bdv.bidvertiser.com/BidVertiser.dbm?pid=121943&bid=293510&PHS=121943293510&rssimage=1&rsrc=3" border="0"/></a></div>Simmonshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01301830467883922045noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-163631560106091934.post-83519879271980959542008-05-26T07:12:00.000-07:002008-05-26T07:12:01.524-07:00<span class="technoratitag">Technorati Tags:<br /><a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/chuck+norris" target="_blank" rel="tag" title="Link to Technorati Tag category for chuck norris">chuck norris</a>, <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/chuck" target="_blank" rel="tag" title="Link to Technorati Tag category for chuck">chuck</a>, <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/norris" target="_blank" rel="tag" title="Link to Technorati Tag category for norris">norris</a>, <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/chuck+norris+jokes" target="_blank" rel="tag" title="Link to Technorati Tag category for chuck norris jokes">chuck norris jokes</a>, <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/norris+chuck" target="_blank" rel="tag" title="Link to Technorati Tag category for norris chuck">norris chuck</a>, <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/chuck+jokes" target="_blank" rel="tag" title="Link to Technorati Tag category for chuck jokes">chuck jokes</a>, <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/norris+jokes" target="_blank" rel="tag" title="Link to 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In retaliation, Chuck Norris invented racism.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><a href="http://secure.bidvertiser.com/performance/bdv_rss_rd.dbm?pid=121943&bid=293510&PHS=121943293510&click=1&rsrc=3" target="_blank"><img src="http://bdv.bidvertiser.com/BidVertiser.dbm?pid=121943&bid=293510&PHS=121943293510&rssimage=1&rsrc=3" border="0"/></a></div>Simmonshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01301830467883922045noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-163631560106091934.post-60118197267155094362008-05-25T06:45:00.000-07:002008-05-25T07:12:08.311-07:00<span class="technoratitag">Technorati Tags:<br /><a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/chuck+norris" target="_blank" rel="tag" title="Link to Technorati Tag category for chuck norris">chuck norris</a>, <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/chuck" target="_blank" rel="tag" title="Link to Technorati Tag category for chuck">chuck</a>, <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/norris" target="_blank" rel="tag" title="Link to Technorati Tag 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href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/norris+facts" target="_blank" rel="tag" title="Link to Technorati Tag category for norris facts">norris facts</a>, <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/chuck+norris+funny" target="_blank" rel="tag" title="Link to Technorati Tag category for chuck norris funny">chuck norris funny</a>, <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/humor" target="_blank" rel="tag" title="Link to Technorati Tag category for humor">humor</a><br /><br /><br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold;">Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel. </span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><a href="http://secure.bidvertiser.com/performance/bdv_rss_rd.dbm?pid=121943&bid=293510&PHS=121943293510&click=1&rsrc=3" target="_blank"><img src="http://bdv.bidvertiser.com/BidVertiser.dbm?pid=121943&bid=293510&PHS=121943293510&rssimage=1&rsrc=3" 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href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/humor" target="_blank" rel="tag" title="Link to Technorati Tag category for humor">humor</a><br /><br /><br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold;">Chuck Norris' dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Chuck Norris will not take shit from anyone.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><a href="http://secure.bidvertiser.com/performance/bdv_rss_rd.dbm?pid=121943&bid=293510&PHS=121943293510&click=1&rsrc=3" target="_blank"><img src="http://bdv.bidvertiser.com/BidVertiser.dbm?pid=121943&bid=293510&PHS=121943293510&rssimage=1&rsrc=3" border="0"/></a></div>Simmonshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01301830467883922045noreply@blogger.com0