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Cat Attacks Baby!

2011-08-30T08:08:00.001-07:00

American Idol's Funniest Audition

2011-08-25T10:08:00.001-07:00

Guy sounds like a Woman

2011-08-25T10:07:00.001-07:00

Most Psycho American Idol Contestant Ever

2011-08-25T10:06:00.001-07:00

Lady Farts on Live Workout Tape

2011-08-25T10:03:00.001-07:00

Whackadoodles

2011-08-25T09:28:00.000-07:00

BLESSED ARE THE Whackadoodles , FOR THEY LET IN THE LIGHT!
TWENTY-NINE LINES TO MAKE YOU SMILE
1. My first wife and I divorced over religious differences. She thought she was God and I didn't.

2. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
3. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
4. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
5. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.
6. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me
7. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
8. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
9. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are just missing.
10. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. 11. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine.
12. God must love stupid people; He made so many.
13. The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
14.. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
15. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? 16. Being 'over the hill' is much better than being under it!
17. Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up.
18. Procrastinate Now! 19. I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With That?
20. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
21. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.
22. Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!
23. They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
24. He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless DEAD.25. A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory. 26. Ham and eggs... A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.
27. The trouble with life is there's no back ground music. 28. The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson.
29. I smile because I don't know what the heck is going on.
Appreciate every single thing you have, especially your friends!
Life is too short and friends are too few!

Funny Video: How most men react to the idea of marriage

2011-08-03T14:03:00.001-07:00

Picture: Eww Eww & Eww..

2011-06-30T14:20:00.000-07:00

Come on please open up your legs alittle more.. i just cant help myself.. i want to see it all!!!

People do you know what CLOTHES are !!! Its used to cover all unneeded body parts to not traumatize the rest of the population!!! Eww Eww Ewwwwww !!

Funny Video: Kids

2011-06-29T11:40:00.000-07:00

Thought you needed a little laughter in your life??? Check out this video! They are babies but ohh boy cant stop laughing!!

Videos: Woman Misses her Flight

2011-06-14T14:01:00.000-07:00

I think this woman is on crack! If you speak the language or know why she is so hysterical due tell!!
We know she missed her flight but..... nevermind no comment. LOLOL

Video: Morning Picker- Upper

2011-06-09T09:53:00.000-07:00

Who can forget martin !! I sure can't. :) Happy Thursday!

Random: Want a Beer ?

2011-06-09T07:33:00.000-07:00

So this is what the world has come to!! Men just stand there drinking beer.. while the woman work! You give them a centimeter and they take an inch! Sheesh boys it would be nice to help out sometimes! Do you have a dead beat husband b/f lover or all of the above, let us know how he takes advantage of you !

Picture: Karaoke Anyone?

2011-06-09T07:29:00.000-07:00

Let's karaoke everyone!! Come on join us .. cant promise you wont get wet.. but hey this is way too EXCITING!!.. I just cant hold my excitement !!

Picture: Happy Friday

2011-06-03T14:27:00.001-07:00

This is the SHIT ..CHECK!!

2011-06-01T14:22:00.001-07:00

Spell ICUP!!

2011-06-01T12:21:00.001-07:00

Little Johnny Joke

2011-04-18T08:44:00.000-07:00

The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American History.

Who said 'Give me Liberty , or give me Death'?"

She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Little Johnny, a bright Navajo Indian boy, who had his hand up:
"Patrick Henry, 1775," he said.

"Very good! Who said, "Government of the People, by the People, for the People, shall not perish from the Earth?'"

Again, no response except from Little Johnny.
"Abraham Lincoln, 1863."
The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed. Little Johnny knows more about history than you do."
She heard a loud whisper: "Screw the Indians."
"Who said that?" she demanded.
Little Johnny put his hand up. "General Custer, 1862."

At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna puke."
The teacher glared around and asked, "All right!!! Now who said that!?"

Again, Little Johnny said, "George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister,1991."

Now furious, another student yells, "Oh yeah? Suck this!"

Little Johnny jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher,
"Bill Clinton to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!"

Now with almost mob hysteria someone said,
"You little shit. If you say anything else, I'll kill you."
Little Johnny frantically yells at the top of his voice,
"Michael Jackson to the child witnesses testifying against him, 2004.."
The teacher fainted.   And as the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said,
"Oh shit, we're screwed!"   Little Johnny said quietly, "The American people, November 4, 2008"

Behind the Bush

2011-04-18T08:41:00.000-07:00

A man is doing yard work and his wife is about to take a shower. The man realizes that he can't find the rake.

He yells up to his wife, "Where is the rake?"
She can't hear him and shouts back, "What?"
The man first points to his eye, then points to his knee and finally makes a raking motion.
The wife not sure and says, "What?" The man repeats his gestures.

The wife replies that she understands and signals back. She first points to her eye, next she points to her left breast, then she points to her butt, and finally to her crotch. Well there is no way in hell the man can even come close on that one.

Exasperated, he goes upstairs and asks her,

"What in the friggin hell was that?"

She replies, "EYE--LEFT TIT -- BEHIND -- THE BUSH!"

The Egg Joke!! Happy Easter !!

2011-04-18T08:38:00.000-07:00

A woman was frying eggs for breakfast. Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen.

"Careful. CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful. CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!"
The wife stared at him. "What the heck is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"
The husband calmly replied, "I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving."

The Truck Joke!

2011-04-18T07:48:00.000-07:00

I bought a new Ford F250 Tri-Flex Fuel Truck
Go figure it runs on either hydrogen, gasoline, or E85.
I returned to the dealer yesterday
Because I couldn't get the radio to work.
The service technician explained that the radio was voice
activated.

'Nelson,' the technician said to the radio.
The radio replied, 'Ricky or Willie?'

'Willie!' he continued and 'On The Road Again'
Came from the speakers.

Then he said, 'Ray Charles!', and in an instant
' Georgia On My Mind' replaced Willie Nelson.

I drove away happy, and for the next few days,
Every time I'd say, 'Beethoven,'
I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said,
'Beatles,' I'd get one of their awesome songs.

Yesterday, some guy ran a red light
And nearly creamed my new truck,
But I swerved in time to avoid him.

I yelled, 'Ass Hole!'
Immediately the radio responded with,

Ladies and gentlemen,
The President of The
United States

Damn I love this truck....

Ohh Nana ...Nana

2011-04-12T14:04:00.001-07:00

Little Johnny

2011-04-10T20:50:00.000-07:00

One day Little Billy is at school showing off his new Spiderman watch.
When Little Johnny spots it he asks, How did you get that watch?
"I walked in on my Mum and Dad having sex." explained Billy
My Dad shouted at me, then later came to apologize and bought me this new watch to say sorry.
That night Johnny had a plan, he'd stay awake until he heard his Mum and Dad getting down to it and then burst in on them and maybe get a watch for himself. Everything went to plan and as he burst in shouting, I wanna watch!

Go get yourself a chair and be quiet then. replied his Dad.

Best Bull Riding Ever

2011-04-07T13:55:00.001-07:00

Fat Girl Falls On Treadmill.

2011-04-07T13:54:00.001-07:00

Real Life Red Human Creature!! Can't Miss!!!

2011-04-07T09:44:00.001-07:00