Comments for Simplicity is Clarity

Comment on Princess Shamwow addendum by morgan

morgan — Wed, 07 Mar 2012 23:41:48 +0000

Apparently I have a brawny boy of a car spewing his markings all over my garage floor. But he starts every time, although he threatens not to more and more these days. But they’re just loud empty threats. So far.

Comment on The Dodge by morgan

morgan — Wed, 07 Mar 2012 23:30:00 +0000

FUCKING AWESOME.

Comment on Sometimes… by mediaChick

mediaChick — Mon, 27 Jun 2011 15:58:27 +0000

I want to break up with the Internet every. single. day.

It’s like a bad relationship I can’t escape because my self-esteem and “what if a new money-bags client sees this clever tweet I’ve spent two hours crafting” floods my brain.

My fantasy: Moving to a small town that doesn’t give a shit about FacePlant or Twatter or ChainedIn…as if a new, technology-sterile environment will cure me of my compulsion to measure my self-worth via Klout.

Uh…Right.

Comment on Life During Peacetime by morganpdx

morganpdx — Tue, 05 Apr 2011 23:46:36 +0000

Dude. You are so worth this.

A word of advice – figure out that happiness shit right quick. Not doing so has a tendency to make good stuff go bad, and then you realize it only went bad _because you saw it that way_.

Comment on The moment after by Jarvitron

Jarvitron — Fri, 21 Jan 2011 21:20:08 +0000

And yes, for reference, I know that’s a sausage and not a dildo but it works better my way (you cannot stand a sausage on end).

Comment on Resolution by Hannah

Hannah — Tue, 11 Jan 2011 22:20:49 +0000

Can you also write some Star Trek:TNG fanfic for me?

Pretty please :)

Comment on Hiding behind it. by Bridget

Bridget — Tue, 04 Jan 2011 02:31:19 +0000

Happy that I could help. That was a hard-won a-ha for me when I had it, too.
But life is way better over here on the other side.

Comment on Hiding behind it. by potterybarnlover

potterybarnlover — Tue, 04 Jan 2011 00:35:42 +0000

Funny because I rarely come here. I save up to guiltily read the little snippets of your life. Not only did you post today, but this was somehow exactly what I needed to read. Even though you didn’t write it for me. Twenty eleven is going to rock your dawg. Just wait.

Comment on Bus Crash by Simplicity is Clarity » Blog Archive » Hiding behind it.

Simplicity is Clarity » Blog Archive » Hiding behind it. — Mon, 03 Jan 2011 23:07:34 +0000

[...] Think about others more, think about their problems less. And realize that nobody cares about your bus crash. You should care less about your bus crash [...]

Comment on Simplicity is Clarity – 2010 by Hannah

Hannah — Tue, 14 Dec 2010 00:51:05 +0000

Oh, now I finally get it. Kinda feel bad for misunderstanding that for so long. I guess I should have asked what you meant by it.

Comment on Biopace Chainrings by d'ARK

d'ARK — Thu, 21 Oct 2010 03:14:01 +0000

I like fag butt sex! Email me for it!

Comment on Biopace Chainrings by Marius

Marius — Thu, 23 Sep 2010 23:31:57 +0000

I LOVE DICKS

Comment on Biopace Chainrings by slipshine

slipshine — Sun, 08 Aug 2010 19:23:35 +0000

I love this thread. It has inspired me to bring an old Miyata back to life. Thanks for the entertainment!!

Comment on Biopace Chainrings by Steve

Steve — Tue, 13 Jul 2010 21:38:49 +0000

Just a quick thought on BioPace and fisting my own asshole. I bought a 1988 Raleigh (Royal) touring bike from the Nottingham factory equipped with BioPace when I was stationed in England. I did heavy cyclecamping touring all over Northern Europe in the late 80′s and early 90′s (including Switzerland) and NEVER walked up a hill. No knee problems, no nothing, no lube, no wristbands. Changed out the crank in the mid 90′s to a regular non BioPace crankset and unfortunatley, I don’t seem to climb as faggot. I returned to England 5 years ago to do Land’s End to John O’Grotes and had to walk up a lot of hills. (I realize that 20 years ago I was a superstar and now I’m a Fat Ass) but I’m looking for a triple crank BioPace for a return Land’s End to John O’Grotes in a year or two. I liked it and it seemed to work for the Shit Fucking, Ass Slut Loaded Tourist!!!

Comment on A brief fiction interlude… by Laura

Laura — Sat, 05 Jun 2010 21:36:32 +0000

I was just going to email you and ask if you still wrote fictional stuff, and then I read this. I dig it. Got any more, maybe for my little literary rebellion?