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Naked French Girls Music Video

2009-06-29T16:06:00.000+02:00

One way to sell your crap music Part IV
Only because I feel this might be a little too risque to post on Blacknotes, and well it needs to be posted somewhere, anywhere on the internet I've posted it here on the Blog that counts (well used too) ChumpStyle!

In an ongoing theme "One way to sell your crap music" I present "Baby Baby Baby" by Make the Girl Dance's... my pleasure. Thoughts?

Flash Doom

2009-05-08T10:52:00.000+02:00

Remember the classic? Sure you do, as an apology to all that come back here time and time again to stale content, here's a little gift to say sorry.

Powder Blue Trailer

2008-12-12T14:35:00.003+02:00

Featuring Jessica Biel as a stripper, wow what waste of time. Relax I was joking, jeez!

The Greatest Commercial Known to Man

2008-12-12T09:11:00.002+02:00

Not much to say other than send thanks and gratitude to Cape Town's Favourite Son for finding this gem. NSFW, unless your office allows "full frontal" casual Fridays.Video Link [Via]

Operation Humble Kanye - Buy Colbert's Album

2008-12-05T12:08:00.004+02:00

Seeing as though we're once again "doing this", I thought I'd give a little heads up. On Monday Stephen Colbert calls for his fans to buy his Christmas Album to outsell and humble Kanya West.

Watch the video below, skip the first minute if you need to get back to paying for your CEO's F50.

Colbert's Christmas wish came true, he jumped Kanye on the charts...
...and a humble Kanye reacts on Twitter.

The Smash Hit - Growing a Mo

2008-12-03T09:31:00.003+02:00

I know we're supposed to be lost to the wilderness or something, but I couldn't help post this. ChumpStyle member, Jinja and his colleagues really got into the spirit of 2008's greatest month, Movember and created this fine little song, Growing a Mo. You may notice all participants in his office had a go on the mic. I can see it charting next week on Jacaranda FM - it's way to good not too.

Read more up about it here.

New Ferrari California

2008-10-20T13:50:00.004+02:00

Hjot.

Wow, so the first attempt at a hard top convertible from Ferrari is an absolute belter. They kept may features from the classic 250 GT California like the air intake on the bonnet as well as the gills on the side of the car but why not stay with the soft top option. I feel that Ferrari should simply carry on making super cars they always have. The I-Ty way. Make them red, stunning, blisteringly fast, unreliable but never, never copy zee Germanz. Granted, the original had a hard top that you could clip on but leave the space hogging folding roofs for the others.

OK the specs:
Engine: 4297cc V8, 460bhp @ 7750rpm, 357lb ft @ 5000rpm
Transmission: Seven-speed twin-clutch gearbox, rear-wheel drive
Performance: It has a top speed of 309Km/h and a 4.0sec 0-60mph rating. Bet you it could have been faster with a soft top.
Size: Big...so big the lucky dude who got to test drive the beast scratched it while doing a three point turn. Oops. It's 4.5m long and almost 2m wide. Who cares how high it is, probably comes up to your pinus, which is the reason you bought it in the first place.

Anyway here is the 250 GT California Spyder.

Tanya van Graan Naked

2008-08-22T11:21:00.004+02:00

SA Heat Magazine posted pics in their latest issue of Tanya van Graan naked in a Starship Troopers 3 scene. News now is Tanya tried to stop the naked images going to press. I'm not too sure why though, we're going to see her breasticles anyway when the movie goes straight to DVD. ChumpStyle's Joffers will be first in line.

Being the internet we couldn't care less for the images and cut straight to it's jugular - video. [NSFW]
Starship Troopers 3: Marauder Nude Scene

King Horatio Cane

2008-08-21T12:46:00.003+02:00

The 7 Hottest Female 2008 Olympic Athletes

2008-08-07T13:02:00.033+02:00

ChumpStyle has put together a collection of the seven hottest women to compete at the 2008 Beijing Olympics. Here are the top 7 counting down.

7. Laure Manaudou

Laure is 22 years old and French, but we won't hold that against her. Apart from holding the 400m and 200m freestyle world records shes a previous gold medal Olympian - expect her to blow away the competition. She's had a minor setback few years ago when naked pictures of her surfaced online. As I say, a minor setback.

6. Francesca Piccinini

Francesca and her partners Italian Women's Volleyball team has been placed in the same group as the Brazillians for the first round at Beijing, keep a look out for a spicy match between the beauties. Lets hope they make it through the first round stages so we get to see more of her.

Click here for more pictures of Francesca Piccinini.
Click here for a nsfw photoshoot of photo shoot of Francesca.

5. Stephanie Rice

Australian swimmer Stephanie Rice is a youngster in the sport. Like Laure Manaudou she had a couple of raunchy pics surface on the net. All were her dressed to kill in a cop out fit and/or less though - nothing wrong there.

Click here for more pictures of Stephanie Rice.

4. Haley Cope

US Haley Cope's best swimming performance was a gold medal at the world championships. No doubt she gunning for gold at Beijing. Other achievements out the pool have been photoshoots for Maxim, FHM & Playboy. Yes Playboy, Google image search is your friend.

3. Amanda Beard

Ms Beard, a double Olympic Champion already, recently posed for a nude picture as part of a publicity campaign run by the animal rights group, People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA). She had this to say "I'm not trying to be in everybody's face and be harsh or negative. I want to be calm and yet get my voice out there. I'm doing it for all those animals who don't have a voice,". Although to win another gold, I fear she's going to have to get in everybody's face and be harsh or negative to others - or whatever.

Click here for more pictures of Amanda Beard.

2 & 1. Bia And Branca Feres

The synchronized swimming twins will in no doubt be the hottest pair at the Olympics. 19 years old, and Brazilian. Need I say more. We're all rooting for the twins.

Click here for more pictures of Bia And Branca Feres.

Sources:
PopCrunch: The 50 Hottest Women of Sports
SportsCrunch: The 50 Hottest Female Athletes Of All Time
Olympchicks: Ladies of the Olympics
BuzzFeed: Bia and Brianca

Related:
Michael Phelps Supersizes Every Meal

The 7 Hottest Female 2008 Olympic Athletes: Amanda Beard

2008-08-06T17:51:00.001+02:00

The 7 Hottest Female 2008 Olympic Athletes: Bia and Branca Feres

2008-08-06T17:29:00.000+02:00

The synchronized swimming twins will in no doubt be the hottest pair at the Olympics. 19 years old, and Brazilian. Need I say more. We're all rooting for the twins.

Be sure to check out the photo shoot video below (keep refreshing this page if YouTube mentions that the "video is not available").

The 7 Hottest Female 2008 Olympic Athletes: Laure Manaudou

2008-08-06T17:01:00.004+02:00

The 22 year old French swimming sensation Laure Manaudou holds the 400m and 200m freestyle world records and she's a previous gold medal Olympian - expect her to blow away the competition. She's had a minor setback few years ago when naked pictures of her surfaced online.

The Herald Sun explains the nude pictures scandal a little better.

LAURE Manaudou, who won the 400 metres gold medal at the world championships in Melbourne, is at the centre of a nude pictures scandal.
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Nude photos and a video of Manaudou have now appeared on the web.
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"I know nothing about the video and have only seen the photos. Yes, it looks like it's really her but it is ridiculous to think it was me who put them there," Marin told the Italian newspaper Gazzetta dello Sport.

IDontLikeYouInThatWay has the full very NSFW Laure Manadou naked gallery.

Megan Fox in another round of

2008-08-05T17:01:00.002+02:00

...Is That Even Legal?

Girls Kissing Girls

2008-08-05T16:33:00.003+02:00

CO-ED Magazine churns out the goods is somewhat of an understatement - one of their most recent post is one big fat gallery of scantily clad lasses kissing skankedly clad lasses. You can not not go wrong with that! I think they maybe slowly overtaking I Hate Horses as my favourite blog, and that's saying something.

Previously:
The Ass-entials of Beach Volleyball
Katy Perry - I Kissed a girl

Denise Richards and Neve Cambell, the kiss!

2008-08-01T13:03:00.003+02:00

Does anyone else have the inability to not stop thinking about that kiss from Wild Things when watching Denise Richards it's complicated on E!, religiously, like every Sunday, & then the during Monday night rerun? Well you not alone.
Thanks Chris!

R Kelly - Real Talk

2008-07-31T18:55:00.004+02:00

Oh man, R Kelly escaping jail means we get to view and listen to some sweet ass gems like this YouTube exclusive from him.

Real Talk

Is it just me or did he forget to take the warehouse sticker off his Gucci Shades?

Real Talk

By the way my mamma doesn't screen calls for me either.

Real Talk

[via BlackNotes]

Pautzie and the Tanzanian Mafia

2008-07-31T14:22:00.004+02:00

Well it seems Pautzie took Larry's last attack at him quite seriously and has now gone and got himself involved in the Tanzanian mafia (who would of thought they had a mafia). Not sure if the photo's are real, cause what mafia lets someone take pictures of their meetings without cutting off their arms and then beating them with them while saying "stop hitting yourself, stop hitting yourself". Glad to see Pautzie took his bodyguard with him though, cause it looked like the mafia guy was calling for backup while Pautzie was giving him the "Your mother is a dirty pirate hooker" Tanzanian sign cause the gun was to expensive.
I hope Larry reacts quickly and puts some herd boys and goats outside his camp to protect him from those mafia henchman.

I wonder what Mrs Nuala Pautz has to say about these secret dealings

L Word YouTube Connection

2008-07-29T17:28:00.005+02:00

Lalalala Lesbian!

It's not often YouTube allows NSFW content but when they do it's of thing beauty (or not). Here's a clip from the L Word, where a number of birds go at it as only lesbionic birds can.

Slow clap anyone?

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NSFW warning so be sure to watch this the comfort of an internet cafe.

Katy Perry - I Kissed a Girl

2008-07-29T15:23:00.004+02:00

One way to sell your crap music Part III

Bangersandnash.com have been churning out the goods lately. An SA ChumpStyle type blog, only updated more often. 1-0 to Bangers.

'Ol Nash himself found a stonker of a song by Katy Perry where she professes that she kissed a girl and liked it, and she hopes her boneheaded boyfriend doesn't care. I don't about you but that's a sure fire way to get your song listed on ChumpStyle's "One way to sell your crap music" list.

I kissed a girl and I liked it
The taste of her cherry chap stick
I kissed a girl just to try it
I hope my boyfriend don't mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don't mean I'm in love tonight
I kissed a girl and I liked it
I liked it

Tits or GTFO!
Previously:
Part I: Benny Benassi - Whos Your Daddy
Part II: Corenell - Keep on Jumpin' - (recommended with love <3 xoxo)

Nandos Porn TV Ad

2008-07-29T10:40:00.004+02:00

Now this is the type of ad we expect from Nandoes, not flippen Vernon Koekemoer. [via]

Related:
Make Vernon Koekoemoer Famous

The Ass-entials of Beach Volleyball

2008-07-28T18:39:00.002+02:00

The single greatest post I've stumbled accross in a long time, kudos to the guys over at CO-ED Magazine. Go ahead, tap one of asses below to get to the full Beach Volleyball gallery.

So Much Rage for James Blunt

2008-07-22T19:20:00.003+02:00

Apparently James Blunt and that dude with the afro from CSI (Miami maybe?), have been frolicking with a bunch of nymphettes off the coast of Spain.

All good and well but what really pisses me off is the image below, is that even legal? Mad props to the gay UK crooner for pulling that shit off.

WWTD (as always) has the skinny and bucket load more images for you perusal - NSFW.

As always bald Britney lends a hand.

Related: Petra Nemcova Nipple Slip

LA Laker Girls Tryouts

2008-07-21T17:11:00.002+02:00

Whats better than the LA Laker Girls, 500 LA Laker girl tryouts maybe?

More here. [via]

Screw Work

2008-07-18T11:52:00.002+02:00

Oh man, this video made me so angry!