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Top 10 Dumbest Indiana Jones Moments

James — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 15:45:22 +0000

Even the most beloved of action heroes has his silly moments. Also you may find that Indy isn’t as original as you may think. See it on Spike.com

Board James: Crossfire!!!

James — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 18:04:48 +0000

CROSSFIRE Title Card Auction (limited time)

We’ve listed more autographed title cards for auction. See them all HERE.

AVGN: Mario’s Missing

James — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 03:50:11 +0000

The new Nerd video is up! This time, I take on some of the worst games to feature Mario & Luigi.

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Mario Is Missing Title Card Auction (limited time)

See ALL Cinemassacre Signed art for sale HERE.

Review - Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen

James — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 21:15:20 +0000

Just saw the new Transformers movie last night. I’m doing something a little different this time. For one thing, this review is much longer than usual (about 19 minutes). I also have a friend helping out, Matt Von Manahan who worked on some AVGN videos and on Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen. So it’s a duo-review. But the biggest difference is that this review is just audio, like podcast format. It would have taken a lot of extra time to put images to it and I thought it would be better just to keep it as audio, so you have the option to download it and listen wherever you please.

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Anyone have suggestions on how to host audio on websites? Or is this fine?

AVGN Title Card Auctions

Mike Matei — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 03:39:41 +0000

Up for auction on Ebay are some different title cards from AVGN and other Cinemassacre series. These are original drawings done in black ink by hand. These are not prints. They are the original works.

Shipping inside US is FREE

International is 5$

First we have the title card from AVGN: BattleToads which is signed by James Rolfe, Mike Matei and Kyle Justin.

Link to Battletoads Auction

Next is from the last episode. AVGN: Transformers

Link to Transformers Title Card Auction

From last years Halloween speical, here’s AVGN Dracula Episode 57

Link to Dracula auction

Next we have the dreaded Superman 64! Episode 51

Superman 64 auction

From Episode 67 it’s the ever so violent image of AVGN having his face blown off by Snakes grenade.

Metal Gear Auction

Here’s something a bit different. It’s a title card for James Gremlins movie review on Spike.com

Gremlins Auction

From the Cinemassacre series Board James first episode is the Mouse Trap title card.

Signed by “Board James” himself.

Mouse Trap Auction

And last we have ALL THREE title cards from AVGN’s three part CD-I reviews.

All 3 CD-I title cards Auction

Here’s Some More..

X-Men Title Card Auction

Dick Tracy Title Card Auction

Frankenstein Title Card Auction

Terminator 1 & 2 Title Cards Auction

AND MORE LISTED TODAY JULY 3rd 2009

Odyssey Auction

Mario Is Missing Auction

Super Mecha Death Christ Original Drawing Auction

Crossfire Auction

DragonStrike Auction

GodzillaThon Auction

Chronologically Confused About ACDC Auction

Any money made from these auctions goes directly towards supporting Cinemassacre related projects.

If you have any questions about these auctions, please e-mail Mike@Cinemassacre.com

Rock Band gone overboard

James — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 00:59:23 +0000

Last night I hosted a party in my back yard for family & friends. Everyone always wants to play Rock Band & Guitar Hero. Personally, I think these kind of games are becoming incredibly overrated, but for social gatherings, it’s always a fun time. So I decided to take it to the extreme and turn my back porch into a stage.

I attached colored lights to the awning and set up a fog machine and strobe lights. The Xbox 360 was connected to a distribution amp which outputted the game onto 3 monitors which included a small TV, a Commodore 64 monitor and my old 80’s TV seen in many of the AVGN videos. Surprisingly, it worked well. The game was also outputted to a video projector inside the house and onto a blanket, seen through the window, with the image reversed horizontally so that it would appear normal from the outside. The idea came from the movie “Be Kind Rewind”.

It was a big project to put all this together and completely unnecessary, but it was a great time and well worth the effort. I just wanted to put on a show and figured I might as well share it.

A Tribute to Michael Jackson

James — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 22:06:28 +0000

The greatest pop icon of the 80’s will be missed. I’ve always planned on making some kind of video tribute about Michael Jackson before, but now, I think the time is right. When talking about him for more than 2 minutes, it’s impossible not to crack jokes, but I think we should remember him for all the entertainment he’s brought through his music and videos.

You Know What’s Bullshit (Episode 12)

James — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 18:13:20 +0000

AVGN: Transformers

James — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 03:28:07 +0000

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Updates and new Nerd Coming Soon

James — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 05:07:51 +0000

Transformers is the next AVGN video. Usually they get posted every other Tuesday night. I delivered it on time, so I was expecting it tonight, but sometimes they end up being posted a little later. Nothing to be concerned about. All we can do for now is keep checking this page.

Also, we’ve been playing around with the navigation bar up top, making it similar to the classic Cinemassacre.com if anyone remembers that. At this very second, not all the links are working yet, but hang in there and it’ll be fully functional.