Cinematically Insane

Nnnoo! Say it ain't so..

2010-05-16T23:03:00.001-05:00

It is with a heavy heart that I must bring to you some news, ladies. According to People, Supernatural super-hottie Jensen Ackles, age 32, tied the knot Saturday in Dallas with his long time sweetie Daneel Harris, 31. They refer to it as a "match made in CW heaven" as both are well known for their parts on popular CW shows: Jensen for Supernatural and Daneel for One Tree Hill. The couple dated for three years, and costarred in the romantic comedy Ten Inch Hero (2007), and were engaged in November.

I suppose he forgot he proposed to me. It still counts if it took place in my dreams, right? Now I do not have a single Supernatural hunk to fall back on as Jared Padalecki spoke his vows a few months back to Genevieve Cortese.

Oh well. C'est la vie. Truthfully, I do wish both men tons of happiness in their careers and relationships. They deserve it. They are both Texas boys, afterall. Not that boys from other parts of the country do not deserve the same things.

Avatar Contest Winner

2010-04-26T12:29:00.000-05:00

And now..for the moment you have all been waiting for.. The person's name I drew as the winner for the Cinematically Insane Avatar contest is..

Hallie Madenski!

She is one of our e-mail subscribers who just could not pass up a chance to win this popular film, and is the first to be crowned Cine-Psycho! Woo hoo! Hallie please e-mail me with your address when you get the chance. Stayed tuned guys. More contests to come if we get some people participating..which means more prizes and more to be crowned with the coveted Cine-Psycho title.

OCD Hysteria: As Good As It Gets (1997)

2010-04-24T23:58:00.001-05:00

Whenever I think of Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder in terms of movies, Jack Nicholson comes to mind and his rendition of Melvin Udall in As Good As It Gets. He seems to have his performance down of this pattern-prone anxious man, and is the vision of what happens when you get between the poor sufferers of this disorder and the pattern they feel they must keep to in order to remain calm. The man makes you cringe when he throws a hissy fit, but makes it funny, too.

How would you like to have to go through something like this all the time?

Avatar

2010-04-23T21:33:00.001-05:00

Alright, I am happy to have some contestants for the Avatar giveaway. Keep it coming! Time runs out at 11:59 pm tomorrow night. Be here or.."A plague on both your houses!" Oh yeah. I have mad skills. Just kidding.

Speaking of Oprah

2010-04-23T21:12:00.000-05:00

Here we go Twi-hards! The Eclipse trailer that debuted on the Oprah Winfrey show today. Oo so excited!

Eclipse Trailer and Oprah

2010-04-23T12:23:00.001-05:00

As if you did not already know.. The last Eclipse trailer will be aired on Oprah today. Dakota Fanning is paying the talk show queen a visit, and is bringing the goodies with her. Yippee! If you have access to a TV around that time, I would watch it!

Remake Hell: The Karate Kid

2010-04-20T21:03:00.001-05:00

His Kung Fu is strong..

Opens in theaters 6/11

Schizo-Mania: Donnie Darko (2001)

2010-04-17T23:46:00.001-05:00

It is shameful to confess this, but I am sure all my fellow movie obsessed friends have had moments such as these when it takes you longer than some to see a film. Today..I..Syna.. finally saw Donnie Darko, and now I am a Darko-Ho. Jake Gyllenhaal, will you marry me?!! Okay, I am alright now. This was a psychedelic roller coaster! Perfect for fans of time traveling plots with a psychological twist. I can certainly see why this has gained such a cult classic following. The effects and plot twists were phenomenal. Check out the scene below where Frank has a little talk with Donnie at the movies. Creepy!

Contest: Win a Copy of Avatar (Free to join)

2010-04-17T23:25:00.004-05:00

With Avatar coming out soon, I thought I would let you guys in on a little contest we will be performing this week. It is free to join. All you have to do is be a follower of both mine. So become a subscriber or follower to join. If you subscribe, make sure to e-mail me because Feedburner does not really give names..just where you're subscribing from. Here is how we will play this out.. If you join..you get an automatic entry..if you refer someone..you get an entry. Kindof like raffle tickets. Speaking of raffle tickets, I will set up a donor button in case you want to do that instead of raffle tickets. A buck a ticket sound fair? By the way, the contest starts now and goes until next Saturday. We will see where we are from there, and hopefully be able to crown the first Cine-Psycho on April 26th.

Remake Hell: Independence Day 2

2010-04-13T22:31:00.000-05:00

Seriously? You have got to be kidding me. I was going through various sites finding all the remake possibilities we might see in the future. I loved the first one..but it is one of those movies you do not necessarily see as a sequel. They may kill it before it gets a good running start, but right now it is still in development and may possibly be seen in 2013 given the right writer and staff. All I can say is if they do not get Will Smith, which they probably won't, it will not work.

Sassy Southern Mama: The Blind Side (2009)

2010-04-11T01:29:00.000-05:00

While it is not exactly a mental disorder to be a "Sassy Southern" girl, you have to admit we are pretty crazy sometimes girls. Sandra Bullock killed as Leigh Anne Tuohy in The Blind Side. She made the movie as the tough as nails, well-to-do Southern mother. You really see her letting her roots show in this one. I highly recommend this movie if you have not seen it.

Contest News

2010-04-10T11:57:00.000-05:00

Okay, due to circumstances beyond my control I had to take a short break. I'm back! Be afraid..be very afraid. I will, hopefully, be able to start posting more than before. The first order of business I want to attend to is I have a contest announcement. TheTinseltownReview is hosting a New Moon contest for its followers so get on over there and stalk..I mean follow her!

Narcissist Supreme: The Red Queen (Alice in Wonderland: 2010)

2010-03-22T01:33:00.000-06:00

Johnny Depp and Helena Bonham Carter made the new Alice in Wonderland. Even if you did not care for it too much, you have to give those two props or OFF WITH YOUR HEAD! I am just kidding. My readers make this all worth it.

The Red Queen is a violent, dominant tyrant whose ego is so big that her enormous head can barely contain her sense of self righteousness. She is not exactly the woman you want to be hanging out with, but Hel-Bo makes her character in a standout, tickle-your-funny-bone performance.

New Moon Question??

2010-03-20T20:23:00.001-06:00

I was just curious to know who attended the release parties last night, and who already has their copies. I know I have mine! However, don't hold it against me for not going out there with the masses to get it at midnight. My place of choice? Barnes and Noble in Humble, TX this afternoon. The copy has this cute little dreamcatcher bag charm thing. We will be talking about other movies soon, I swear. It's release day, though, and you have to give me the chance to act like a crazy fan! Just FYI: We will be starting to have giveaways/contests for those who would help make the site a success. Sure, we can waste money on advertising, but why line the advertisers pockets when we could line your DVD players for helping spread the word!

Be sure to check out the website's other contributor, TheTinseltownReview, for reviews/news/prizes as well. Thank you for tuning in, and have fun tonight!

New Moon has Arrived!!

2010-03-20T01:03:00.001-06:00

It's here, it's here! New Moon DVDs are among us. Just when you think you are over the anticipation of this film, let's take a look at some behind the scenes footage of Eclipse.

Bustin A Rhyme: Twilight Teams Unite! (A Twilight Fan Poem)

2010-03-19T01:46:00.001-06:00

In honor of tomorrow's release of New Moon on DVD, I thought I would bust a rhyme for all of you Twi-hard Stalkers..I mean fans. Honest! Pay no attention to the fingers crossed behind my back.

Twilight Teams Unite!

Give me a vampire,

With a heart of gold,

Frozen in time,

He will never grow old.

Those eyes, that skin,

His strength, and his smile,

If you want me to describe my feelings,

This could take awhile.

Give me a werewolf,

As warm as the sunlight,

When I need protection,

I know he will fight.

He can call me anytime,

Or just show up out of the blue,

You're gorgeous, free and fun,

Would you look at those abs!

Jacob, I love you!

Team Edward or Team Jacob?

We will have to agree to disagree,

An alliance is out of the question,

Or could it be?

The debate may be endless,

But there is one issue in which we can come together,

Bella is too clingy,

You boys could do so much better!

Thank you, thank you. If you like it, check the appropriate response or comment so I will know to write up some more insanity.

In the meantime, order your copy now at Amazon!

Dynamic Duo: The Boondock Saints (1999)

2010-03-12T23:07:00.000-06:00

In honor of the sequel coming to DVD recently, I present you with my favorite seen from the first!

Featuring Sean Patrick Flanery and Norman Reedus

Connor: [picking out weapons and gear] Do ya know what we need, man? Some rope.

Murphy: Absolutely. What are ya, insane?

Connor: No I ain't. Charlie Bronson's always got rope.

Murphy: What?

Connor: Yeah. He's got a lot of rope strapped around him in the movies, and they always end up using it.

Murphy: You've lost it, haven't ya?

Connor: No, I'm serious.

Murphy: Me too. That's stupid. Name one thing you gonna need a rope for.

Connor: You don't fuckin' know what you're gonna need it for. They just always need it.

Murphy: What's this 'they' shit? This isn't a movie.

Connor: Oh, right.

[picks up large knife out of Murphy's bag]

Connor: Is that right, Rambo?

Corey Haim Found Dead

2010-03-10T23:19:00.000-06:00

Most of you know by now that Corey Haim was found dead this morning from what they say could be a drug overdose, but we do not know for sure until the coroner's report comes back. However, I think I can speak for everyone when I say RIP COREY! My condolences to the family, and his many friends.

I'm so sad! All my childhood crushes are dying!

I found this video on YouTube, and thought it was a fitting way to smile through the sadness. It was the cutest part of The Lost Boys!