City Boy Kampung Breed

Do pardon the grammar... XD

2012-01-27T13:29:00.002+08:00

Camwhore Pics on Facebook

2012-01-24T11:38:00.003+08:00

Since I see so many people post camwhore-o-pic of themselves, i felt the peer pressure of doing the same... Here's mine... Yeah, rite...

CNY Expectation vs. Reality

2012-01-23T16:38:00.004+08:00

If you are wondering what I did the whole day today, wonder no more...

It's CNY Day One... You know the plan...

2012-01-23T10:43:00.008+08:00

Plan No.1:

Plan No.2:

Plan No.3:
Plan No.4:
Plan No.5:
Enjoy the Holidays... XD

CNY Reunion Dinner... Everybody is posting their food...

2012-01-22T20:48:00.006+08:00

It's the reunion dinner time again... Everybody seems to be posting it on Facebook... So I felt the peer pressure and hence I shall post mine too. Problem is, food all went to stomach and I didn't bother taking any pikturs at all. But nevermind, that's what MS Paint is for, rite? Rite...???

So here it is... kthxbai...

A Very Happy Dragonese Chinese New Year

2012-01-21T12:45:00.004+08:00

Scumbag Coins

2012-01-20T01:25:00.003+08:00

Coins!!! Y U NO appear when needed but when not needed, U R everywhere... and i mean EVERYWHERE...

Thank the devil for 9GAG

2012-01-19T10:35:00.003+08:00

Just in case most of you guys haven't or didn't know about this awesome site called 9GAG. You should either go jump off the cliff somewhere or just spare the humiliation and go to the site NOW!

But be warned... Once you're in... You will neva leave... XD Just like Hotel California...

Diarrhea... Curse you!!!

2012-01-19T09:54:00.004+08:00

Havin' very long sessions of sittin' of the 'throne'... Hope i can recover by Chinese New Year holidays and also hope i lose some weight in the process too... XD

Need a Meme?

2012-01-19T09:21:00.002+08:00

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Visit MemeGenerator for all your needs on almost all meme that the in-teh-net can offer and also create new ones too...

So have fun...

A Big Fuck You to you SOPA!!!

2012-01-18T14:43:00.003+08:00

Sharing is caring in the internet world... So SOPA, a big fuck you to you... Thank you very much...

You're fucked today...

2012-01-18T14:08:00.004+08:00

College students worldwide... Message brought you by Wikipedia... You're fucked today!!! XD
Go and read a book in the library instead... Trollolol!!!

Happy End of the World 2012

2012-01-13T09:19:00.007+08:00

Happy End of the World Year to all of you!!! Oh yeah!!! It's 2012 and 'oh yeah'... It's the first post of the year for me... So, what to expect? New resolutions? New sudden urge to start posting blogpost? Words of wisdom?

Who am I kidding? It'll be the same crap as every year... Bullshits promises that we don't mean to keep or do. Resolutions that we make which will end up not doin' a Goddamn thing. Yeah! I'm not being negative or what not, I'm just telling the actual fact.

So the point is, whether the world is goin to end or not? XD

Trollolol... Can't help it... XD Thanks to the whole Mayan people and the John Cusack's movie, the whole end of the world jokes/figure of speech will be overused throughout this whole year.

Okay, okay... Point is... Cut all the bullshit and horsecrap and enjoy ya life like it's the last year before end of the world... *Baduum* XD

Girls... Go and walk up to the guy you haven't or normally won't and ask him out and make Mr.Forever Alone the happiest guy on earth. Chics of all races, if you think that there's this blogger guy who talks crap on the internet is kinda cute, go ahead... Ask him out... Pretty sure he will rock your world XD

Don't just sit ya lazy asses in front of your computer only. Live life!!! Do something... Anything... Something crazy but not so crazy enough that you will live through it.

So people... Rakyats...

Lemme hear you say... "Live Life!!!" Yeah! Say it out loud!!!

LIVE LIFE!!!

If you don't feel motivated, well just remember this piktur below...

Oh yeah!!! It's the last year of the world... XD

So, HAPPY NEW YEAR once again... and remember... remember... Don't be a douchebag...

Like this fella...

Poem Sonnet Haiku Whatver la...

2011-08-02T11:28:00.005+08:00

I was making fun of my fellow colleague about his what he claimed to be his sonnet writing ability and was saying that..."Bugger, you think i can't write for nuts izzit?"

I was like... "Wow, i didn't know you can write?"

He did mentioned that yesterday after gotten another fellow colleague's invitation for his engagement party, he eventually wrote a what he claimed a 'haiku'.

I just checked the email just now and read it, it goes like this:

Congrats to both of U!!!

Lemme dedicate this Haiku to both of U for this joyous occasion.

As a New Sun Arises
I Stand Firm looking Past the Horizon
Embarking on A Voyage that would Take Us to the Distance
For Whatever the Future holds Uncertain
My Happiness in the Present stays Eternal

P.S. And yes I did wrote that myself !!!!

Then eventually i was like... Trollin' time Oh Yeah! And emailed him this:

Here’s a haiku for you…

As he glaze into the glaring stars
Bright as the sun yet empty like a glittering jar
Hoping to find a part that filled that void
But instead, being inflicted by innumerous scars

Well, now to see it, it's kinda depressing poem so to say...

1 Year Ago

2011-08-02T10:59:00.003+08:00

Exactly 1 year ago, 2nd of August 2010 was the day that i got my acceptance letter to the job which i am currently working now, at Standard Chartered Bank. Kinda ironic to see the acceptance letter in my hand just now and was telling my fellow colleagues that it's been 1 year since we joined in.

Kinda ironic that it will soon be 1 year since i step into this office and soon by the end of this month, i shall be leaving. Well, not exactly end of the month, more like 26th of this month XD.

1 year of being in this office, you tend to know more than you should and also wish that you knew more since most big management tend to microspecify your work load and job scope.

Well, enough is enough and when opportunity comes knocking on your front door, it's foolish not to open.

And thus i am on my way out of here and will soon embark on a new field of work which may seem foreign to me but i am equally as much excited.

BERSIH 2.0

2011-07-10T23:03:00.003+08:00

Hi guys,

Well I didn't go to the rally yesterday not because I don't support BERSIH 2.0's movement but rather that i don't go to rallies and all that kinda stuff. Well, maybe for now la. I am all for the cause that they are fighting for but from my point of view this rally has their own hidden agenda so i choose to sit down at home, in front of my PC, with Facebook, Youtube and Twitter and also catching a live update from alternative news media.

I'm more of a BERSIH 2.0 person supporting from the comfort of my own home XD. Well, if you notice that my facebook page has been constantly updated on BERSIH 2.0's event and also stuff from my point of view.

My cause is slightly more simple, just get people to understand the importance of voting and practice your rights to vote. I am not asking anybody to vote for a specific party rather than just voice out your opinion and what you want from voting.

I believe that we as human race, as Malaysian who love their country should stand up for your own rights to freely express yourself without worrying that the authorities would barge into your house and arrest you for treason and all that shit.

Only thing that pisses me off is that when BERSIH 2.0 rally was being poorly handled by our ruling government. I mean seriously police are catching people with yellow shirts and harassing people? Come On. We are not cavemen but a civilized democratic country.

Human rights in Malaysia is somehow a joke and laughing stock to all developed countries and police are being used as tools by the ruling party at their expense to prevent anything that badmouth their administration.

You can say that I, myself as a citizen in this great country is getting sick and sicker from all the bullshit the current government is doing. Last election I did practice my rights to vote and I also encourage all of you guys to do the same.

Vote for a change. Vote for a better, cleaner and more sincere government. I honestly believe politics can never be clean but at least we as the Rakyat must not suffer but benefit from this country.

I am not a Pro-Opposition nor Anti-Government. I am just merely a simple Malaysian who is sick and tired of all the bullshit that has been goin' on. I just want a change. A change for a better Malaysia and for a cleaner and less corrupt country.

Hidup Rakyat! Demokrasi! HUMAN RIGHTS!

Super fuckin' 8

2011-06-10T00:37:00.013+08:00

FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!!!

I felt violated...

It happened again!!!

It's Indiana Jones: Crystal Skull all over again...

Instead of this...

it's... this poor chap beggin' for their mercy...

YES! IT's JJ Abrams's turn to be the whore... Beg all you want, it's not goin to prevent it...

C'mon we all know this picture just
JUST TOO GOOD AND TOO FUCKING PERFECT TO BE TRUE!!!

I just felt somehow that his asshole will come along...
coming with his 'dildosaber' and violate and literally fuck things up!!!

I fucking saw the credits roll with LUCASFILM being the company that handle the special effects for this movie!!!

Only thing was decent was the little zombie flick at the end...

Looks like all the looking forward to this movie went and flew out of the window...

PLEEEAAAASSSEEE!!! Enough with the Alien's Spaceships flying off at every end of the fuckin' movie already!!!

X-men vs. Pirates

2011-06-09T00:41:00.008+08:00

So summer is here... So where's the babes in bikinis??? Oh rite... I'm in the wrong continent... Oh sucks...

Oh well... so no bikini-clad chics galore here but what the heck, at least we still get the summer blockbusters here...

Let's cut to the chase shall we? Watched pirates 4, bla bla bla... Johnny Deep? Depp? Sparrow? Who gives a fuck...

Conclusion... First thing that cross was mind was this...

And the below comic strip courtesy of the internet can best sum up what i thought of the movie

Thank goodness i watched this last week...

And somehow restores my faith in hollywood movies once again...

I don't bother giving a rating and what not coz i'm no movie experts or trying to be one... Fuck that shit, i'm just being plain honest... Just to watch pirates and regret it later and just watch it for the sake of watching and enjoy first class coz although i was skeptical at first but after watching it, you kinda sense a feeling of satisfaction... just like after whacking a carl's jr combo meal burger... XD

Well later tomorrow, or should i say later tonite goin to watch JJ Abram's Super8... So looking forward to it later... Hehehe...

It appears to be this scenario when i open my facebook today...

2011-05-29T13:09:00.002+08:00

Langkawi Trip with SCB colleagues

2011-05-01T13:05:00.007+08:00

Last week, some of us from SCB Collections and some ex-colleagues went to Langkawi for a short trip. We guys went there on Friday early morning till Sunday evening. YES! Friday as in Good Friday last week. Some might asked, "Did you guys all took leave?" Answer: NO! Coz Friday was a public holiday! Wait a minute... DOES NOT... YES IT IS!!! Coz we follow Singapore Holidays and Good Friday was a holiday for us! Muahahaha...

Before anyone can say 'PICS or GTFO...' I shall say... 'Too lazy to upload pics here so just go check it on FB's page...'

Oppss forget, if you are not mah friend... Sorry, can't see la...

Did i mentioned i did some spring cleaning on my facebook? XD Finally i cleaned out my "friends" list and i did realized back to the days where i still play those dumb games on FB, there was alot of random adds...

Alright it's Sunday afternoon and i feel like napping... Muahahaha

Heard Switchfoot is having a gig tonite, any takers?

First Post of the Year 2011

2011-04-18T23:30:00.007+08:00

Harlow people!!! Merry Christmas, Happy New Year, Happy Chinese New Year and Happy whatever festival that has passed by since i last posted anything at all in this place... i mean blog... i mean this forsaken hell-hole... i mean... yes yes! BLOG!

I feel bad for this blog and whoever reads it before. Good thing i am not like some famous blogger and I'm pretty damn sure that I am not missed at all... *sob sob*

Well... Cut to the crap... Do I feel guilty? obliged? bored? too free? coz can't sleep? I think those are parts of the reason I am writing a post here... I guess...

This has been pretty busy for me. Well... That's a fat lie... and yeah! I mean... FAT LIE... Honestly, I'm just being lazy to blog about anything. Reason being? Well, most of my rants are senseless, distasteful and plain vulgar and rude? I think you guys that reads it should be the judge.

Anyways a quick update on things and here's a fast one on things happened so far:-

1. It's 2011!!!
2. It's April now!!!
3. I got an Iphone!!!
4. I started tweeting!!!
5. Still working in the same company!!! Yes! Kerja as Along kutip hutang!!!
6. Started bloggin' this entry!!!

There you go... That's all... after months of not bloggin'... That's what happen so far in my life... Borin' right?

Well... Actually there's alot of stuff happened in between here and there la~ But heck, either you are on my Twitter or Facebook then at least you know what's goin' on la~

Oh well, if you guys wanna add me once facebook or twitter... Just click on the link beside the post... Hopefully no psychos out there though... XD

Oh ya... FYI!!! Streamyx still sucks like an old dirty whore with no teeth giving blowjob with a cane... YES!!! From the last post till now. I still loathe Streamyx and their fucked up service. Broadband my ass! Their commercial on radio is a joke! And yes! my feelings of hatred for you is still burning like hot flaming coal!!!

Streamyx!!! You can go FUCK OFF!!!
Piktur courtesy of the in-tah-net~

If Streamyx had a face, I'll fuckin' slap it! And i'll fuckin' slap it again...

2010-11-21T10:52:00.007+08:00

Most of the people who knows me should know that I've been bitching about my internet connection for couple of months now. No thanks to our No.1 ISP in Malaysia. Yes! You! Streamyx! Fuck you TMnet for making my life miserable for almost 3 months now. And no thanks to the upgrade that we did to 1MB line. No thanks at all...

At times, more often than not, my internet connection goes down for like couple of hours. And at times when 'there is internet', the line will be highly unstable. Pages are not load properly, loading of site will get stuck.

I'm been having my personal war with the TM Customer service for months now. They use to call me almost everyday to bug me and check on me regarding about the connection problem as though they are like doing some shit ass job to fix it. After 1 month or so of constantly getting calls from them and I see the damn problem was still the same, I finally gave them what was on my mind.

I was fuckin' them upside down, scolded very sarcastically and was torturing whoever that called me coz I was really really pissed off with them.

Once i remember last week i called up when the connection was down, Malay lady from CS answered my call, I asked her what's the matter with the line and she keeps on saying it's fine. When i drilled her and ask her to get the report I filed under my name, she went and changed the story and told me, "Yes, your port has a problem".

I was furious and told that bitch that I don't need to know that my port has a problem. I fucking know that it has a problem and that's why i did a report/complaint in the first place.

This damn TMnet fuckfaces do not take a crap at any of your complaints. The lowlife mother fuckers are offering something that they can't maintain, and now with the users gettin' more and more everyday and with their fucked up service/servers. Some will eventually suffer bad connections and that victim now is me.

TMnet! FUCK YOU! You should get another email from me soon coz i want my 3 months rebate or fuckin' upgrade me to Unifi for free, you fuckin' dumb asses!!!

An SMS from mum at 2.00am

2010-11-19T02:25:00.006+08:00

Went out just now to meet Darren and Aliff to play some DOTA. 12am decided to call it a nite and wanted to have a drink before going back. Darren was on his bike and told him to follow us, while myself and Aliff was walking to my car. Then after that we saw Darren speed off on the opposite direction from where we are walking towards my car. WTF... SUMBAT!

I was telling Aliff, where the fuck Darren is goin, but anyhow told Darren goin to Pelita. So we drove and saw Pelita was closed and went and park infront some shops. Got a sms from Darren saying he's near McD and don't know where we are and where we parked. Tried calling him then heard him saying 'I'm in McD...' then line got cut and can't call him anymore, all went to voicemail and Aliff told me, Darren's phone was out of battery. FUCK MAN!

So decided to look for him at McD, hoping that Darren would still be there waiting. So myself and Aliff was waiting at the corner of McD and then I saw this motorcyclist with a white KHI helmet whoozing by... It was Darren! I shouted at the joker as he just whizzed pass by us and went to the mainroad. Then i was like walking and then running towards him hoping that I was able call the joker and that he would have heard me...

I saw him putting on his jacket and while i was running and shouting for him, he shoots off... What the fuck!!??? That Darren, really 'SUMBAT case'.

Decided to go back la. Myself and Aliff was like... FUCK wei... Funny shit, that jackass Darren can't hear nuts at all. Maybe coz he was wearing the bike helmet so can't hear nuts.

So anyway after fetching back Aliff, i went back home too. Got an sms from mum askin whether working tomorrow and i replied, on the way back. Bought 100 plus and some pasta from KK mart coz feeling hungry and wanted to cook myself supper and since i still got leftovers of mah beef chili from yesterday's pot luck. So came home at 12.50am and then went to kitchen and cook.

So makan, watch tv downstairs at home, then came up mah room online/facebooking. Around 2am i got a sms. SMS from mum??? WTF!!? I read the message and it says..."On the way? Until now also not yet reached." *speehless*

I'm in my room replied "I came back home long time ago already..."

Selamat Hari Raya Everybody

2010-11-17T11:33:00.004+08:00

Public holiday on a Wednesday, and me having a holiday, a break from work. Nice! Coz the previous shitty job i was in does not have holidays, it's just work work work and everything was just based on schedule and that's it. Bottom line, 5 days a week and random off days for 2 days.

So getting a feel on public holidays since i changed my job was a good change. But guess what? I got a text in the morning from my boss informing that our office system was down and only will be up at 10.30am, and he told to help inform those colleagues of mine to pass that message.

OMG! Seriously... I guess he expect me to a one of the kiasu ones to come back to work on a public holiday just to catch up on the race of performance.

Alrite, i guess i spilled some of the beans. I would be one of the 'kiasu ones' to come back to work if hadn't been my colleague to have out run the race by having ridiculous scorecards/KPI's being pushed up as a benchmark.

Enuff of the work crappin' and yappin'

It's a holiday and heck yeah... Enjoy it will you still can.

Oh damn, Azeem text me to come down to Seremban and shortly Chee Seong text me whether going down coz he wanna hitch a ride with me.

Sad to say... I've already got plans... XD

Hmm... i wonder izzit a coincidence that CS text me... LOL!

New Direction... I guess...

2010-10-24T04:34:00.003+08:00

Well most of the people who know me would know that recently I've just changed my job. Well yes, good riddance to that and say hello to a new hell hole? XD

Yup, working in bank now and gotta say it's something bit tougher than the old one. Plus moreover when your work is as a debt collector. Funny thing that they give such a nice and professional name for us. Guess what's the name? Credit Management Officer...

LOL!!! Repoman sounds cooler. LMAO!!!

Went for cousin wedding today in Seremban, was back at night and went out to another party. Birthday party that's it. Gotta call from Dad complaining why I'm not home back. Opps... Yes... Busted! I am still staying with my parents.

Well, giving more reasons for me to get my own place now...

Seriously can't stand when they still treat you like a fucking kid.

MAJOR Seriously, i GOTTA move out!

New direction... Gotta have new changes as well...