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  <title>Clarksonisms - Recently Added!</title>
  <updated>2012-02-27T18:58:43Z</updated>
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    <id>tag:clarksonisms.com,2005:Post/45113</id>
    <published>2012-02-27T18:58:43Z</published>
    <updated>2012-02-27T23:21:24Z</updated>
    <link type="text/html" rel="alternate" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Clarksonisms-RecentlyAdded/~3/HyJ5JQT-igo/45113-and-it-s-made-in-britain-which-is-another-way-of-saying-the-door-is-going-to-fall-off" />
    <title>And, it's made in Britain! Which is another way of...</title>
    <content type="html">And, it's made in Britain! Which is another way of saying the door is going to fall off.&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Nobody has commented on this post, &lt;strong&gt;&lt;a href="/jeremy-clarkson-quotes/recent/45113-and-it-s-made-in-britain-which-is-another-way-of-saying-the-door-is-going-to-fall-off#add-comment"&gt;be the first&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
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  <entry>
    <id>tag:clarksonisms.com,2005:Post/45085</id>
    <published>2012-02-27T05:25:58Z</published>
    <updated>2012-02-27T23:21:40Z</updated>
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    <title>On the Vauxhall Astra VXR No, listen, listen, listen, you...</title>
    <content type="html">On the Vauxhall Astra VXR
&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;No, listen, listen, listen, you won't be at the party if you drive one of these because you'll have torque-steered into a tree on the way. And you'd be killed, and that's important to die in an anecdote...your children will say "daddy died in a fireball in a Vauxhall and a tree!"&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Nobody has commented on this post, &lt;strong&gt;&lt;a href="/jeremy-clarkson-quotes/recent/45085-on-the-vauxhall-astra-vxr-no-listen-listen-listen-you-won-t-be-at-the-party-if-you-drive-one-of#add-comment"&gt;be the first&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
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      <name>Horse Head Huffer</name>
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  <entry>
    <id>tag:clarksonisms.com,2005:Post/44923</id>
    <published>2012-02-25T17:56:27Z</published>
    <updated>2012-02-27T23:21:51Z</updated>
    <link type="text/html" rel="alternate" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Clarksonisms-RecentlyAdded/~3/utL1ZxFQWjM/44923-referring-to-the-morris-marina-the-unpleasant-log-laid-by-british-leyland-after-communism-crept-like-an-itchy-red-blanket" />
    <title>(Referring to the Morris Marina) "The unpleasant log laid by...</title>
    <content type="html">(Referring to the Morris Marina)
&lt;br&gt;"The unpleasant log laid by British Leyland after communism crept like an itchy red blanket over the shop floor."&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Nobody has commented on this post, &lt;strong&gt;&lt;a href="/jeremy-clarkson-quotes/recent/44923-referring-to-the-morris-marina-the-unpleasant-log-laid-by-british-leyland-after-communism-crept-like-an-itchy-red-blanket#add-comment"&gt;be the first&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
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      <name>Horse Head Huffer</name>
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  <entry>
    <id>tag:clarksonisms.com,2005:Post/44301</id>
    <published>2012-02-19T08:51:35Z</published>
    <updated>2012-02-19T15:05:30Z</updated>
    <link type="text/html" rel="alternate" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Clarksonisms-RecentlyAdded/~3/CUKFpAS4_Oo/44301-doesn-t-matter-if-it-s-hell-in-a-cell-rage-in-a-cage-or-painus-in-your-anus" />
    <title>Doesn't matter if it's Hell in a Cell, Rage in...</title>
    <content type="html">Doesn't matter if it's Hell in a Cell, Rage in a Cage or Painus in your anus! &lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Nobody has commented on this post, &lt;strong&gt;&lt;a href="/jeremy-clarkson-quotes/recent/44301-doesn-t-matter-if-it-s-hell-in-a-cell-rage-in-a-cage-or-painus-in-your-anus#add-comment"&gt;be the first&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
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  <entry>
    <id>tag:clarksonisms.com,2005:Post/43928</id>
    <published>2012-02-16T04:31:43Z</published>
    <updated>2012-02-27T23:19:31Z</updated>
    <link type="text/html" rel="alternate" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Clarksonisms-RecentlyAdded/~3/q6R9eJzAn5E/43928-on-the-chrysler-crossfire-this-is-the-worst-thing-that-s-come-out-of-germans-and-americans-working-together-since-a" />
    <title>On the Chrysler Crossfire: "This is the worst thing that's...</title>
    <content type="html">On the Chrysler Crossfire:
&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;"This is the worst thing that's come out of Germans and Americans working together since a fellow named Adolphus Busch arrived in America, tasted the water, and said "yeah, I could make beer out of this." And we were given that headache in a can - Budweiser."&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Nobody has commented on this post, &lt;strong&gt;&lt;a href="/jeremy-clarkson-quotes/recent/43928-on-the-chrysler-crossfire-this-is-the-worst-thing-that-s-come-out-of-germans-and-americans-working-together-since-a#add-comment"&gt;be the first&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
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      <name>Horse Head Huffer</name>
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  <entry>
    <id>tag:clarksonisms.com,2005:Post/43228</id>
    <published>2012-02-09T22:39:27Z</published>
    <updated>2012-02-27T03:54:22Z</updated>
    <link type="text/html" rel="alternate" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Clarksonisms-RecentlyAdded/~3/I4lfxprCfA4/43228-poooowerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr" />
    <title>POOOOWERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!</title>
    <content type="html">POOOOWERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Nobody has commented on this post, &lt;strong&gt;&lt;a href="/jeremy-clarkson-quotes/recent/43228-poooowerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr#add-comment"&gt;be the first&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
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      <name>Horse Head Huffer</name>
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  <entry>
    <id>tag:clarksonisms.com,2005:Post/43190</id>
    <published>2012-02-09T11:33:09Z</published>
    <updated>2012-02-23T08:21:38Z</updated>
    <link type="text/html" rel="alternate" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Clarksonisms-RecentlyAdded/~3/NiQam66dLVc/43190-who-ever-said-leon-austin-is-a-tramp-he-s-not-a-tramp-he-s-just-a-homeless-person-living-on-the" />
    <title>Who ever said Leon Austin is a tramp.. He's not...</title>
    <content type="html">Who ever said Leon Austin is a tramp..
&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;He's not a tramp.. he's just a homeless person living on the streets.
&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Me personally, i think they're different things.&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;2 people have have commented! &lt;strong&gt;&lt;a href="/jeremy-clarkson-quotes/recent/43190-who-ever-said-leon-austin-is-a-tramp-he-s-not-a-tramp-he-s-just-a-homeless-person-living-on-the#add-comment"&gt;What do you think?&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
&lt;a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/Clarksonisms-RecentlyAdded?a=YUbfzonEup4:5RYoKRIpaNU:yIl2AUoC8zA"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/Clarksonisms-RecentlyAdded?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/Clarksonisms-RecentlyAdded?a=YUbfzonEup4:5RYoKRIpaNU:gIN9vFwOqvQ"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/Clarksonisms-RecentlyAdded?i=YUbfzonEup4:5RYoKRIpaNU:gIN9vFwOqvQ" border="0"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/Clarksonisms-RecentlyAdded?a=YUbfzonEup4:5RYoKRIpaNU:V_sGLiPBpWU"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/Clarksonisms-RecentlyAdded?i=YUbfzonEup4:5RYoKRIpaNU:V_sGLiPBpWU" border="0"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/Clarksonisms-RecentlyAdded?a=YUbfzonEup4:5RYoKRIpaNU:qj6IDK7rITs"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/Clarksonisms-RecentlyAdded?d=qj6IDK7rITs" border="0"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;
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    <url>/</url>
    <author>
      <name>Horse Head Huffer</name>
    </author>
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  <entry>
    <id>tag:clarksonisms.com,2005:Post/43188</id>
    <published>2012-02-09T11:31:31Z</published>
    <updated>2012-02-09T11:47:42Z</updated>
    <link type="text/html" rel="alternate" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Clarksonisms-RecentlyAdded/~3/YFfxD4iARFE/43188-tonight-we-test-drive-a-fiat-punto-a-vw-golf-and-adam-burdass" />
    <title>tonight... we test drive... a fiat punto. a VW golf...</title>
    <content type="html">tonight...
&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;we test drive... a fiat punto. a VW golf and adam burdass&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Nobody has commented on this post, &lt;strong&gt;&lt;a href="/jeremy-clarkson-quotes/recent/43188-tonight-we-test-drive-a-fiat-punto-a-vw-golf-and-adam-burdass#add-comment"&gt;be the first&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
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      <name>Horse Head Huffer</name>
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  <entry>
    <id>tag:clarksonisms.com,2005:Post/43187</id>
    <published>2012-02-09T11:28:52Z</published>
    <updated>2012-02-17T09:19:05Z</updated>
    <link type="text/html" rel="alternate" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Clarksonisms-RecentlyAdded/~3/DuUNFpDva-Y/43187-tonight-leon-finds-a-bin-jack-sanders-takes-over-the-bin-and-james-may-eats-the-bin" />
    <title>Tonight.. Leon finds a bin, Jack sanders takes over the...</title>
    <content type="html">Tonight..
&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Leon finds a bin,
&lt;br&gt;Jack sanders takes over the bin,
&lt;br&gt;And James may, eats the bin.&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Nobody has commented on this post, &lt;strong&gt;&lt;a href="/jeremy-clarkson-quotes/recent/43187-tonight-leon-finds-a-bin-jack-sanders-takes-over-the-bin-and-james-may-eats-the-bin#add-comment"&gt;be the first&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
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    <url>/</url>
    <author>
      <name>Horse Head Huffer</name>
    </author>
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  <entry>
    <id>tag:clarksonisms.com,2005:Post/43173</id>
    <published>2012-02-09T04:51:58Z</published>
    <updated>2012-02-27T23:19:54Z</updated>
    <link type="text/html" rel="alternate" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Clarksonisms-RecentlyAdded/~3/sdPep4WUh5g/43173-on-the-bmw-x5-m-there-s-a-gallon-of-fuel-gone-there-and-another-there-and-yet-another-there-as-a" />
    <title>On the BMW X5 M There's a gallon of fuel...</title>
    <content type="html">On the BMW X5 M
&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;There's a gallon of fuel gone there, and another there...and yet another there. As a matter of fact, the only way this car could be less annoying to eco-mentalists is if its engine ran on sliced dolphin.&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Nobody has commented on this post, &lt;strong&gt;&lt;a href="/jeremy-clarkson-quotes/recent/43173-on-the-bmw-x5-m-there-s-a-gallon-of-fuel-gone-there-and-another-there-and-yet-another-there-as-a#add-comment"&gt;be the first&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
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&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Clarksonisms-RecentlyAdded/~4/sdPep4WUh5g" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</content>
    <url>/</url>
    <author>
      <name>Horse Head Huffer</name>
    </author>
  <feedburner:origLink>http://clarksonisms.com/jeremy-clarkson-quotes/recent/43173-on-the-bmw-x5-m-there-s-a-gallon-of-fuel-gone-there-and-another-there-and-yet-another-there-as-a</feedburner:origLink></entry>
  <entry>
    <id>tag:clarksonisms.com,2005:Post/42813</id>
    <published>2012-02-06T06:25:53Z</published>
    <updated>2012-02-27T05:39:42Z</updated>
    <link type="text/html" rel="alternate" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Clarksonisms-RecentlyAdded/~3/mus2kCHRf0c/42813-it-s-like-putting-a-furious-weasel-in-your-underpants" />
    <title>It's like putting a furious weasel in your underpants!</title>
    <content type="html">It's like putting a furious weasel in your underpants!&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Nobody has commented on this post, &lt;strong&gt;&lt;a href="/jeremy-clarkson-quotes/recent/42813-it-s-like-putting-a-furious-weasel-in-your-underpants#add-comment"&gt;be the first&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
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    <url>/</url>
    <author>
      <name>Horse Head Huffer</name>
    </author>
  <feedburner:origLink>http://clarksonisms.com/jeremy-clarkson-quotes/recent/42813-it-s-like-putting-a-furious-weasel-in-your-underpants</feedburner:origLink></entry>
  <entry>
    <id>tag:clarksonisms.com,2005:Post/42685</id>
    <published>2012-02-05T14:41:46Z</published>
    <updated>2012-02-27T18:57:05Z</updated>
    <link type="text/html" rel="alternate" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Clarksonisms-RecentlyAdded/~3/qixQfjlWJRg/42685-what-s-the-difference-beetween-a-washing-machine-and-a-dead-body-i-dont-have-a-washing-machine-in-my-basement" />
    <title>What's the difference beetween a washing machine and a dead...</title>
    <content type="html">What's the difference beetween a washing machine and a dead body.
&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;I dont have a washing machine in my basement...&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Nobody has commented on this post, &lt;strong&gt;&lt;a href="/jeremy-clarkson-quotes/recent/42685-what-s-the-difference-beetween-a-washing-machine-and-a-dead-body-i-dont-have-a-washing-machine-in-my-basement#add-comment"&gt;be the first&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
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    <url>/</url>
    <author>
      <name>Horse Head Huffer</name>
    </author>
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