Cleverdicking Around

2011-11-29T22:58:00.000-08:00

Ladies and gentlemen of the universe,

I am writing this letter as a general memorandum to all those of you who choose to "speak" to God on Facebook.

What the fuck are you guys doing? Does God check Facebook? I don't think so. If he does, he sure as hell never comments on my posts. But anyway, lately I've been witness to several people "speaking" to God in posts and claiming to love Him and how they desperately need Him. They claim that He knows everything and that's what matters. First off, if you have faith and believe in it, then yes he does know everything, so your lame attempt to make yourself seem religious and innocent fails. Again, if you believe in God, yes, he knows everything, even that lie you're posting as your status for all the world to see. He can see right through you and knows your true intentions so please stop playing the victim. You're only digging yourself an even deeper grave.

Another thing, your drama has NOTHING to do with God. Your drama is between you and the person(s) you have beef with. Stop putting that shit out on Facebook to get a pity party going to make yourself feel better. All the people "feeling sorry" for you on there are also just doing it for themselves to cash in on favors in the future or just to get attention. ALSO, if you're friends with the person you're beefing with, UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES SHOULD YOU POST THAT DRAMA ON FACEBOOK. They have access to it and can comment back to continue that argument online for everyone to see. On that note, please have some goddamn shame. Keep your problems to yourself. The more private you are, the more people will be able to tolerate you. No one likes a loud-mouth, annoying headcase. Keep your shit to yourself, and you'll be happier and people will actually stick their neck out to help you.

Again, just a general memo to all Facebook users. It was just a little observation I had made a while back and now recently saw a re-occurrence of it that bugged me. My blog IS for all these racy and unpopular statements and observations, so it's your fault if you read this and become offended. Remember, if you're offended, you're being a puss. "Life is a tragedy for those who feel, but a comedy for those who think." Understand this is my own opinion and is not being force-fed to anyone. If anyone chooses to accept what I say and agree with it, then more power to them. If you disagree, that's also fine with me. Everyone's got opinions and we're all entitled to them.

Sincerely,

Cees

Roller Coaster

2011-09-18T23:14:00.000-07:00

The metaphor of life being a roller coaster really is quite accurate.

Everyone starts at the same point. You all get on and go for the ride. There are the same ups and downs for everyone, but everyone experiences them in a different way.

Some people take the ups and downs pretty hard. They're either not used to it, or they have weak stomachs. Whatever the case may be, these people kick and scream the whole way down on every drop. In life, those are the whiners who can never get used to the bad parts of life. They can't handle them and so they complain.

Other people handle the ups and downs a lot better. They know they're there. They're experienced. They like the excitement of the ups and have a laugh on the downs. There's not throwing up, no crying, no moaning, no kicking and screaming. These people are the ones who are calloused to life. They've experienced enough to where they know the downs won't last forever and that the ups are just another part of the roller coaster that is life.

So why am I writing this?

I'm on one of the downs right now. I guess you can say I'm in between the experienced and the inexperienced. I don't kick and scream as much as the novices, but I'm not as calm and collected as the experts. I fall right in between. Occasionally I'll whine about things, but thankfully there's only three people on the ride with me so I'm not too embarrassed. Occasionally a person or two decide to sit away from me and let me ride front row alone while they enjoy the coaster from the middle or back.

Those three people are obviously always gonna be on that ride with me. I know they'll never get off and let me go completely alone. I KNOW THAT. It's a FACT. They're stuck on that ride with me. They may move to the front or back and leave me isolated, but I know they're still there. For that, I thank them. But when you're riding the coaster in the front, sometimes you can't help but feel like you're all alone on the ride and the panic sets.

Anyway, Korina, Mom, Karla: Stop riding in the fucking back and sit next to me goddamn it. I apologize if my stench moves you guys away from time to time, but don't move so far back.

HOCKEY!!!!!!

2011-08-04T20:57:00.000-07:00

So I've played about half of my rookie season at Silvercreek, and I JUST realized I can use this outlet to go over games and kind of explain what happened.

Soooo...

Starting next week, I will be doing just that. Tuesdays are gamedays so look for the recaps either late Tuesday nights or early Wednesday mornings. As of right now my team, Long Gone, is second in the league in the standings and in just about every statistical category. Personally, I am second in the league in assists and points, and first on my team in assists, second in goals, and second in penalty minutes.

We have a really good team. Our goalie is one of the top goalies in the league as far as I'm concerned. He manages to make those key saves to keep us in games and give us that little kick in the ass when we need it. He won't get beat too often on breakaways, partly because we're solid enough to not give any of those away.

Our defense is anchored by Slash and Greg, two stay-at-home defensemen who are good at communicating and covering for their respective partners on defense. Greg is the team's co-captain. Slash is the only right-handed defenseman on the team. On the other side of each pairing you have Tim, quite possibly our best skater on defense, and myself. Tim is a pure offensive defenseman who is also solid in his own end of the rink. He definitely takes a lot of risks jumping into the play, but luckily he's got Greg to hold down the fort for him. The thing with Tim is that because he knows he can skate by everyone, he ALWAYS shoots the puck and even if someone is open with a better opportunity to score, he won't pass the puck. As for myself, I'm more of a two-way defenseman, but I definitely chip in the points. I have scored a point in every game this season so that speaks to my offensive ability from the backend, but I can definitely defend the best the opposing team has to offer. I also have the speed to get back on defense which allows me to be as risky as I want on the offensive end. It definitely helps to have Slash holding down the fort.

Our forward group is also relatively good. We have a few standouts in Nelly, Jason, and Sia. Nelly and Sia would have to be considered our top forward group. Sia is a power forward who is strong and handles the puck well. Nelly is the shooter on that pairing. He has a good shot and he's smart enough to get into the open areas for Sia to find him. Jason is the stud forward on the team. He has excellent skating ability, puck-handling skills, and incredible hockey sense. It's amazing watching him out there skating circles around the opposing team. He can easily shake a defender out of his skates with one small skating move. The rest of our forward group consists of Sheri, Tony, Jon, G-Funk, and David. Sheri is the co-captain of the team and our most vocal player. Sheri and Jon are similar. They both battle hard, have great hockey sense, and can score some timely goals. Tony is one of the slower skaters, but he makes up for it with his hockey sense and ability to get to the front of the net for those garbage goals that every team needs. David and G-Funk are two forwards who can skate relatively well and provide plenty of energy up top wearing down the opposing team's defense by holding the puck in their end. Both have a bit of an edge to their game, and as such have each received two game suspensions. David served his earlier this season, and G-Funk has served the first of his two games.

Long Gone is the defending champion. The roster as it stands is the one that won the championship, with the exception of myself. I am the addition to this team, and hopefully I can help the team repeat as champions. Depending on how well we do this year, the team is looking forward to moving up into the next division.

Cheers, Mate.

2011-05-16T00:31:00.000-07:00

I've been picking up on a fuck load of British slang terms lately. Thanks go out to Ricky Gervais, Stephen Merchant, and Karl Pilkington on The Ricky Gervais Show and The Ricky Gervais Guide To... Series. So just for those of you who might hear me talk sometime soon, I use a lotta their terms now so be careful. I don't use the accent, obviously. Only nappy cunts attempt to use the British accent when it isn't natural to them. So fuck off and hang yourself if you do this. And also, "'Ello Gov'na" is NOT the only thing Brits say. So once again, fuck off and stop being a filthy fucking slut. If I hear anyone say that, I will castrate them and feed them their shit.

That or I'll make them the end-piece on the Human Centipede.

LOL.

-Cesar

Dodgers - Giants

2011-04-11T16:53:00.001-07:00

If I hear that any Dodger fan was beat at AT&T Park tonight, I'm gonna be pissed with the "classy" San Francisco fans. No doubt the shameless idiots at Dodger Stadium who beat that Giants fan should have been aborted before birth, or at least sat on right after being shat out, but having a fan base call ALL Dodger fans the worst in sports, and then retaliating is unacceptable. It drops them below those idiots who did the same thing in LA. Let's keep it civil and just enjoy A GAME. That's all it is in the end. Sure, a little verbal rousing is okay, but let's leave it at that. Anything that escalates past that is not cool.

To end this post, LET'S GO DODGERS

...You Might Be A Racist.

2011-02-11T18:48:00.001-08:00

I have never understood why people feel racism. I understand what people consider to be racist, but I don't understand why people are so offended by it. Pride plays a big part in it, I guess, but if people are proud, why not be proud of something they made for themselves? Why feel pride for something they were born into? No one chooses to be either Mexican, American, British, Russian, Muslim, etc. Pride in one's ethnicity, one's ancestry is respectable. Pride to the point of being offended by statements or actions is quite honestly absurd. Like I said, be proud of something you do yourself, something you make for YOURSELF, not an identifier such as where you or your family are from. /end rant.

That Kind Of Day...

2011-02-08T19:03:00.001-08:00

Not really day, more like the mood I'm currently in. Oh well. Shit happens.

Bunionectomy

2011-02-02T17:16:00.000-08:00

I have an appointment tomorrow morning to see my doctor to schedule my left foot bunionectomy. I had my right foot done December of 2009. I'm planning on getting my left foot done within two weeks. These videos are a great example of ignorance being bliss. Five minutes ago I didn't care what happened and I was ready to have the surgery tonight if possible. I started watching the first one and I couldn't get through a minute of it, and that's saying something because I tend to have a very strong stomach. Nothing grosses me out. Except this, obviously. So check them out, if you dare. It's all in real time, so it shows the entire procedure. Oh. Dear. Sweet. Fucking. Baby. Jesus (in Spanish).

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

Apologies

2011-01-24T12:38:00.000-08:00

Jupiter's Cock! I've been away for far too long. I took a whole month off from blogging for all 4 of you that tune into this blog. Apologies. Just a quick recap of what's taken place since the last post, I had a good Christmas, New Year, Birthday, Snow Trip, Bar Hopping, and everything has been really fun. I rewatched Spartacus last week so that I could catch up for the new season (Gods of the Arena) which aired this past friday. Please check it out on Netflix. Spartacus: Blood and Sand is an AMAZING series. I've even taken to cursing just like the characters on the show. Anyway, I've gotta run now, but please check it out.

-Cesartacus

Beyond The Screams

2010-12-20T17:03:00.000-08:00

Check out this awesome documentary on the Hispanic Punk Movement. The documentary is produced by former Los Crudos vocalist Martin Sorrondeguy. It's pretty awesome. Please take 27 minutes to check it out and spread the word about it.

El Anticristo

2010-12-18T17:09:00.000-08:00

So this guy on Youtube, El Anticristo 2007, has a series of videos he does called "Documentales" that are hilarious. They're in spanish and they talk about certain topics that he finds are an aberration to humanity. He uses all sorts of hilarious words. Please oh please check this guy's stuff out if you understand spanish. I really enjoy it. Today I'm going to link you to his video on Pipopes, or as we like to call them in America, Clubbers. Enjoy.

State Of The Music Address

2010-12-12T23:30:00.000-08:00

Sooooooo... the other day I was having a Facebook conversation with some people about what crappy music is out nowadays. You have this garbage like Rihanna, Drake, Nicki Minaj, Ke$ha, then you have your artists who are good, but ruined by being overplayed like Eminem and Bruno Mars, and then you have your unappreciated good artists like Thrice. Now I'm not posting this just to shit on popular artists, no no no. Please don't misunderstand me, although if you'd like to go right ahead, you're just a simple life form that will be taken care of through Darwinism you scumbag... Anyway, I'm posting this simply to write about Thrice. Thrice is a greatly under-appreciated rock band. They still haven't really hit it "big" by most people's terms, but they've been around for over 10 years. I don't mind that they haven't hit it "big". Even with their major label album "Artist in the Ambulance" they didn't quite sell out. They had more radio-friendly, poppy songs and then went another direction, a direction most bands are afraid to go out of fear of alienating their fanbase and their record label. Thrice explored and expanded their musical horizons and went into a heavier and more experimental phase in their music. "Vheissu" was a much heavier and more experimental album than any of their previous three records. The song meanings stayed pretty much in the same vein as the other albums. All their lyrics have a positive message and that's something a lot of today's popular music doesn't have. After "Vheissu", Thrice delved even deeper into their experimental music and released a 4-CD double album called "The Alchemy Index". This album was criticized greatly for not being "normal Thrice". I admit, I'm guilty of not enjoying this album as much as I should have. Their next album was their most recent release titled "Beggars". With this album they breathed life into even their most mellow songs on the album. Despite it not being the aggressive Thrice everyone had grown to love, it was still good. Aside from it being good, it was what Thrice wanted to put out. That's what's most important. That's what makes them so unique and special. They've never been about selling records or becoming famous. They've always been about writing music they like with good messages. Anyway, the point I'm trying to make is that Thrice is awesome and y'all should listen to them. They're really underrated even though they're the best. Here's a few videos of some really awesome songs.

Hockey Highlight Reel

2010-12-07T20:25:00.000-08:00

Tonight I'm going to show you one of the league's best current goal scorers. His name is Steven Stamkos. He was selected 1st overall in the 2008 NHL Entry Draft by the Tampa Bay Lightning. He's currently mired in a small scoring slump, but he's gotta have one of the best shots in the game. When he's on, he's on. His signature move comes on one-timers from the left faceoff circle. He usually gets a cross-ice feed (usually from his boy Marty St. Louis) and slaps a one-timer past the goalie. This motherfucker can snipe! He likes to pick the corners where the goalie has a hard time reaching glove or blocker to. Anyway, check this video out (shows all 51 of his goals for the 2009-2010 season) and tell me he's not one badass hockey player. STAMKOS!

Check This Out!

2010-12-02T13:33:00.000-08:00

Sooooo.... check out my boy Stefan. He claims it's just for funsies and that he's not a rapper, but I'd like to disagree with that. The man produces for others and this is actually the first thing I've heard him do for himself. I'd like to see a bit more of this and have him rap and produce for himself. The man is as selfless as they come and I'm proud to consider him a friend. Furthermore, he's the one keeping my Korina safe while she's in New York. For that I'll be forever thankful. I can't wait to be back out in New York to have a few drinks with Stef and all the peeps out there. For now, here's his short rap that I deemed awesome. Great lyrics, great beat, great sample (found it a bit creepy, but that makes it even better). Great stuff from Stef. Check it out and stay tuned for more. I'll be posting any future tracks he is kind enough to share on Facebook.

Raaaaaiiiiideeeeeers! They suuuuuuuuuck!

2010-11-28T12:38:00.001-08:00

I am currently stuck in traffic trying to get parking for the goddamn Raider game. This is ridiculous. At the moment I hate anyone and everyone that is driving in the area. Fuck everyone! Aaaaaaaaah! I don't even put up with shit for Sharks games. WTF! Oh yea, first mobile post on the blog :) congratulations to all 4 of you reading. You're very special. Not really though...

-Cesar

Kobe Bryant

2010-11-23T11:19:00.000-08:00

This is an excellent article on Kobe Bryant. Adrian Wojnarowski got an exclusive interview with The Black Mamba and he got a bunch of great details on what drives Kobe. Ever wondered why he won't let a broken finger hold him back? Or how he's played with a bad knee and still won a championship? Ever wonder who his greatest mentor was? You find all this out. This article really gives you a great look into the psyche of the best basketball player of my generation. If you're a LeBron, D-Wade, Bosh, Howard fan, you better change that quickly. As long as Kobe's around, he'll be the greatest. This article will show you exactly why Kobe is still leaps and bounds ahead of these guys who claim to be the best. Check it out folks.

-Cesar

Shit Just Got Real...

2010-11-23T10:40:00.000-08:00

Everyone needs to read this article RIGHT HERE. This could very well be the first step towards a new war, and not just any war, potentially World War III. I'm not entirely sure, but I believe the North Koreans are still allied with the Russians and the Chinese, while the US is allied with the South Koreans. If these two go to war, the US gets drawn in because of its commitment to defend South Korea. The Chinese and (maybe) Russians get drawn in because of their commitment to the North Koreans. If the US gets drawn in I assume the British come along as well since we seem to be buddy-buddy with them ever since we saved their toosh in WWII. Anyway, this shit is as real as it gets. Cross your fingers that this isn't the start of something bigger.

The Good Ol' Days

2010-11-21T23:30:00.000-08:00

I won't say much. Just watch this and laugh. It really brings me back to the good old days of making hilarious videos with some good friends :) I miss those days. Now everyone's gone their separate ways. Oh well. GOOD TIMES though.

Hoagie Quest

Ali G

2010-11-20T00:06:00.001-08:00

Enjoy some Ali G :) Funny-ass dude!

SLAYER!

2010-11-19T21:41:00.000-08:00

I feel like watching/listening to angry/aggressive music. Thank God for Slayer huh? ;-)

Enjoy.

Bloodline - Slayer

Disciple - Slayer

Late Night Video

2010-11-14T21:45:00.000-08:00

AC/DC - Back In Black [Live in Madrid]

Yes I know I've been away for 11 days now, but I've been a little busy with some interesting shit going on in my life. But now I'm back... AND black... and I guess also IN black. So anyway, here it is. I should be posting quite a few videos online tonight. I'm in that sorta mood :) Enjoy!

Movember!

2010-11-03T12:28:00.000-07:00

It's Movember and it's the start of a great month to grow out a mustache for a worthy cause! Go to Movember and donate to the cause and grow a mustache to help raise awareness for Prostate Cancer. I know y'all motherfuckers don't have it, but my grandfather has it and all men over 40 are at risk. This is a very worthy cause to just put away your razor for a month. DO IT! I AM! I'll be posting pictures every few days to show my progress. JOIN ME!

-Cesar

Late Night Video... again.

2010-10-29T21:29:00.000-07:00

I stumbled upon this video today. I didn't even know they made a video for this song off their (as far as I know) latest album "Rise and Fall, Rage and Grace". I really liked this song when I listened to the album, and I'm glad they made a video for it. It's pretty cool. Check it out though.

Don't forget to watch The Matrix. I'm working on part 2 of that post so stay tuned and WATCH THE MATRIX!

-Cesar

The Matrix Part 1

2010-10-28T13:02:00.000-07:00

I encourage those of you who have not seen The Matrix to watch it and pay close attention. Even those of you who have seen it before, watch it again and pay closer attention to it. I was listening to SModcast 43: SMorpheus and I got drawn into so much that I felt compelled to discuss the world that is described in The Matrix. So before I post my understanding of the world, I'm going to give everyone a chance to watch it. I'll give it a few days before the scond part of this post. DOWNLOAD IT, RENT IT, BUY IT, BORROW IT, I don't care, just WATCH IT. Part 2 coming in a few days.

-Cesar

Late Night Video

2010-10-24T21:38:00.000-07:00

Not in the mood to really write anything specific to post. Here's I (wish I could) Disappear by Metallica. Solid song they did for Mission Impossible 2 back with Jason Newstead as the bassist. Then he left to form a sissy band and Rob Trujillo came in to replace him. Anyway, here it is.

I Disappear - Metallica