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tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6383316440245033232025-03-04T17:43:06.117-05:00Click Here To ForwardA Collection of Forwarded MessagesCLICK HERE TO FORWARDhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17908044369338580256noreply@blogger.comBlogger58125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-638331644024503323.post-40793962222844276302008-05-27T20:56:00.000-04:002008-06-02T15:16:27.233-04:00And You Thought You Knew It All..

The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV were Fred and Wilma Flintstone.Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better.The average number of people airborne over the US any given hour: 61,000Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great King from history:Spades - King David,Hearts -

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God : Hello. Did you call me?Me: Called you? No.. who is this?God : This is GOD. I heard your prayers. So I thought I will chat.Me: I do pray. Just makes me feel good. I am actually busy now. I am in the midst of something.God : What are you busy at? Ants are busy too.Me: Don't know. But I cant find free time. Life has become hectic. It's rush hour all the time.God : Sure. Activity gets you busy.

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10. Cats' facial expressions.9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors.8. Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds7. Fat clothes.6. Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time.5. The difference between beige, ecru, cream, off-white, and eggshell.4. Cutting your hair to make it grow.3. Eyelash curlers.2. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made.AND, the Number One

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What somebody would do with expired credit cards...Scene 1: Friend goes to the local gym and places his belongings in the locker. After the workout and a shower, comes out, sees the locker open and thinks to himself, "Funny..I thought I locked the locker...hmmm", dresses and just flips the wallet to make sure all is in check. Everything looks ok, all cards in its place. A few weeks later, his

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It was one of the hottest days of the dry season. We had not seen rain in almost a month. The crops were dying. Cows had stopped giving milk. The creeks and streams were long gone back into the earth. It was a dry season that would bankrupt several farmers before it was through.Every day, my husband and his brothers would go about the arduous process of trying to get water to the fields. Lately

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Have you ever been just sitting there and all of a sudden you feel like doing something nice for someone you care for? THAT'S GOD! He speaks to you through the Holy Spirit. Have you ever been down and out and nobody seems to be around for you to talk to? THAT'S GOD! He wants you to speak to Him. Have you ever been thinking about somebody that you haven't seen in a long time and then next thing

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Enjoy these wonderful and amazingly hard to believe facts.1. Coca-Cola was originally green. 2. The most common name in the world is Mohammed. 3. The name of all the continents end with the same letter that they start with. 4. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. 5. There are two credit cards for every person in the United States. 6. TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made

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Like any good mother, when Karen found out that another baby was on the way, she did what she could to help her 3-year-old son, Michael, prepare for a new sibling.They found out that the new baby was going be a girl, and day after day, night after night, Michael sang to his sister in Mommy's tummy. He was building a bond of lovewith his little sister before he even met her.The pregnancy

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A little boy was selling newspapers on the corner, the people were in and out of the cold. The little boy was so cold that he wasn't trying to sell many papers.He walked up to a policeman and said, "Mister, you wouldn't happen to know where a poor boy could find a warm place to sleep tonight would you? You see, I sleep in a box up around the corner there and down the alley and it's awful cold in

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This is without a doubt one of the nicest good luck forwards I have received. Hope it works for you -- and me! You have 6 minutes. There's some mighty fine advice in these words, even if you're not superstitious. This Lotus Totus has been sent to you for good luck from the Anthony Robbins organization. It has been sent around the world ten times so far.ONE. Give people more than they expect and

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Take a couple of minutes to take this test and see what happens! If you are honest, this tells the truth - it's pretty good. Write down your answers on a piece of paper, and NO cheating! The answers are at the bottom.1. Which color do you like the best: red, black, blue, green, or yellow?2. What is your first initial?3. What is your month of birth?4. Which color do you like more, black or white?5

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1. The nice men are ugly.2. The handsome men are not nice.3. The handsome and nice men are gay.4. The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.5. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have no money.6. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money think we are only after their money.7. The handsome men without money are after our money.8. The handsome men, who

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"ESTROGEN ISSUES"1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.2. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet3. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.4. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.5. You're using your cellular phone to dial up every bumper sticker that says: "How's my driving? Call 1-800-"6. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting

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*Start Copy Here*You do not have to be tagged to play along. This game is simple and so are the rules.1. Copy from *Start Copy Here* through *End Copy Here*2. Add your site(s) to the list. Just be sure to post the "Big Bang" at each site you add.3. Tag or don’t tag, your choice, however, the more tags you create the longer the list will grow.4. Let me know your blog’s name and url by leaving me a

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EXTRACT FROM DOUG COPP'S ARTICLE ON THE "TRIANGLE OF LIFE"Edited by Larry Linn for MAA Safety Committee brief on April 13, 2004My name is Doug Copp. I am the Rescue Chief and Disaster Manager of the American Rescue Team International (ARTI), the world's most experienced rescue team. The information in this article will save lives in an earthquake.I have crawled inside 875 collapsed buildings,

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A Real Friendship Test:A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest. A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps himself.A simple friend has never seen you cry. A real friend has shoulders soggy from your tears.A simple friend doesn't know your parents' first names. A real friend has their phonenumbers in his address book.A simple friend brings a bottle of wine to your party. A real

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1. Throw out nonessential numbers. This includes age, weight and height. Let the doctor worry about them. That is why you pay him/her.2. Keep only cheerful friends. The grouches pull you down.3. Keep learning. Learn more about the computer, crafts, gardening, whatever. Never let the brain idle. "An idle mind is the devil's workshop." And the devil's name is Alzheimer's.4. Enjoy the simple things.

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Mom and Dad were watching TV when Mom said, "I'm tired, and it's getting late. I think I'll go to bed."She went to the kitchen to make sandwiches for the next day's lunches. Rinsed out the popcorn bowls, took meat out of the freezer for supper the following evening, checked the cereal box levels, filled the sugar container, put spoons and bowls on the table and started the coffee pot for brewing

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Join Us!--START COPYING HERE--Here are the rules:1. Copy from "START COPYING HERE" to "STOP COPYING HERE".2. Add your site(s) to the list. Just be sure to post the "StumbleWorthy List" at each site you add.3. Let me know your blog’s name and url by leaving me a comment HERE. I will add you to the master list.4. Come back and copy the master list back to your site, often. This will allow the new

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1. If a man wants you, nothing can keep him away. If he doesn't want you, nothing can make him stay.2. Stop making excuses for a man and his behavior.3. If you have ANY doubt in your mind about a man's character, leave him alone.4. Allow your intuition (or spirit) to save you from heartache.5. Stop trying to change yourself for a relationship that's not meant to be.6. Don't force an attraction.7.

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1. Will the real dummy please stand up? AT&T fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked intellectual leadership. He received a $26 million severance package. Perhaps it's not Walter who's lacking intelligence.2. With a little help from our friends: Police in Oakland, CA spent two hours attempting to subdue a gunman who had barricaded himself inside his home. After

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Recently a "Husband Superstore" opened where women could go to choose a husband from among many men. It was laid out in five floors, with the men increasing in positive attributes as you ascended.The only rule was, once you opened the door to any floor, you HAD to choose a man from that floor. If you went up a floor, you couldn't go back down. You have to leave the place, never to return.A couple

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It's almost 8pm and my stomach is already screaming for food. It's a Saturday night and eating dinner alone isn't exactly an interesting idea.I have to admit that being single and loveless sometimes sucks. This is one of those moments where I wish I had someone I could just grab to dinner with.Therefore, I have no other choice but to go to my favorite restaurant and have my fill. After ordering

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Here is a piece written by Andy Rooney - CBS 60 Minutes.Andy Rooney says:As I grow in age, I value women who are over 30 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why:A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask,"What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think.If a woman over 30 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does

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Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven.When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven: don't step on the ducks!"So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one.Along comes St. Peter with

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