Cloudshot http://cloudshot.com Just some random bizarre and funny stuff Wed, 18 Mar 2009 15:03:51 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.3.2 en Cloudshothttp://feedburner.google.com I Blame Wayne Brady http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Cloudshot/~3/fRDvdYwRNfA/ http://cloudshot.com/2009/03/18/i-blame-wayne-brady/#comments Wed, 18 Mar 2009 15:03:51 +0000 Tim http://cloudshot.com/2009/03/18/i-blame-wayne-brady/ ShareThis

]]> This guy, wearing his “I [heart] my marriage” T-shirt, was arrested for choking his wife in an argument over drugs.

choke a bitch

I blame Wayne Brady.

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]]> Honest to god, it took me a minute to see what was wrong in this picture!

I don’t know if that’s an indictment of me or not. But at least I’m not as bad as Mom in this photo.

kid in sex shop

Hat tip to evilmilk.com

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fat woman

]]> http://cloudshot.com/2009/02/22/the-definition-of-futility/feed/ http://cloudshot.com/2009/02/22/the-definition-of-futility/ Porn star takes one helluva shot - SFW, mostly http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Cloudshot/~3/N1Si4dlm2VU/ http://cloudshot.com/2009/02/21/porn-star-takes-one-helluva-shot-sfw-mostly/#comments Sat, 21 Feb 2009 21:33:28 +0000 Tim http://cloudshot.com/2009/02/21/porn-star-takes-one-helluva-shot-sfw-mostly/ ShareThis

]]> Be sure to watch the money shot for this PG porn video:

PG PORN: Nailing Your Wife | Girls | SPIKE.com

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]]> Watch this guy jump out of the pool. Yes, I said OUT of the pool!

]]> http://cloudshot.com/2009/02/17/badass-clip-of-the-week/feed/ http://cloudshot.com/2009/02/17/badass-clip-of-the-week/ SNL: Really!?! with Seth Meyers http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Cloudshot/~3/IJBUFCEh-2s/ http://cloudshot.com/2009/02/09/snl-really-with-seth-meyers/#comments Mon, 09 Feb 2009 13:30:10 +0000 Tim http://cloudshot.com/2009/02/09/snl-really-with-seth-meyers/ ShareThis

]]> Seth to Kellogg’s: “Everyone of your products sounds like a wish a genie granted at a Phish concert.”

]]> http://cloudshot.com/2009/02/09/snl-really-with-seth-meyers/feed/ http://cloudshot.com/2009/02/09/snl-really-with-seth-meyers/ SNL Digital Short: I’m on a boat http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Cloudshot/~3/h5kwTFlq2oE/ http://cloudshot.com/2009/02/08/snl-digital-short-im-on-a-boat/#comments Sun, 08 Feb 2009 13:16:54 +0000 Tim http://cloudshot.com/2009/02/08/snl-digital-short-im-on-a-boat/ ShareThis

]]> T-Pain:”Believe me when I say, I fucked a mermaid…”

Brilliant.

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]]> clemens took it in the buttFrom Fan IQ:

Then Donahue would rub the hottest possible liniment on his testicles.

“He’d start snorting like a bull,” the trainer said. “That’s when he was ready to pitch.”

I’m just saying…

Oh, by the way, this isn’t first time someone has mused on the subject…

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]]> Always leave ‘em hanging (by a string)…

]]> http://cloudshot.com/2009/01/19/best-soup-segment-ever/feed/ http://cloudshot.com/2009/01/19/best-soup-segment-ever/ Don’t you hate it when you poop your pants? http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Cloudshot/~3/09uxxSZf3Zk/ http://cloudshot.com/2009/01/18/dont-you-hate-it-when-you-poop-your-pants/#comments Mon, 19 Jan 2009 01:02:34 +0000 Tim http://cloudshot.com/2009/01/18/dont-you-hate-it-when-you-poop-your-pants/ ShareThis

]]> If I had a dime for every time I wore sharted myself while wearing white pants while going commando…

poop-in-pants.jpg

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