Is office rocker. Yeah.

"No dear, you are chicken."

"Mummy, mummy, was I born?"

"No dear, you were laid."

"Mummy, mummy, are people laid?"

"Well dear, some are, and some are chicken."

He has the gull to do whatever he wants and never has egrets.

A woman's dog kept getting ingrown hairs it its ears. Tired of spending money at the vets, she went to a pharmacy and asked the pharmacist what she could do about ingrown hairs. He recommended a depilatory cream, and then pointed to the aisle where they were located. There were many choices, so she asked the pharmacist which one was the best.

"Where are you having a problem?" he asked. "It's for my shnauzer" she replied.

"Ummm, I don't think you're supposed to use it there." was his reply.

A Leprecohen.

Husband and wife are out shopping and the wife says " Look at that guy. I think he's the Archbishop of Canterbury " . " No" says the husband " Can't be " .

"" Go and ask him " says the wife.

So the husband goes over ,says a few words, and returns. " He told me to fuck off " he told the wife.

She replied " Shit now we'll never know "

An ambulance!

They sell more tickets

He hired a dowser and was digging all over his property trying find more water. So I sent him a get well soon card.

Because she only asks when she already knows the answer!