Cohenburg

Bill Murray is the perfect human

2012-05-22T05:08:00.002-07:00

Here he is promoting his new film with Wes Anderson. It's called Moonrise Kingdom and it will be great.

CRUK's new ad

2012-04-29T09:23:00.002-07:00

Metta World Peace fail

2012-04-29T09:15:00.002-07:00

Security glass

2012-04-29T09:09:00.001-07:00

Linsanity in slow mode

2012-02-16T14:39:00.002-08:00

Vice's Hackney riots documentary

2011-08-14T05:14:00.000-07:00

Pusha T ft. Tyler, The Creator 'Trouble on my mind'

2011-08-04T11:06:00.000-07:00

This is just too good.

Cane toads in Australia

2011-07-30T12:25:00.000-07:00

This is a hilarious documentary about the introduction of cane toads to Queensland, Australia. Featuring an aged gentleman that enjoys watching them fornicate in his front garden. Each to their own.

The trailer for 'Beats Rhymes & Life' is released at fucking last

2011-06-03T16:36:00.000-07:00

Battles - Ice Cream

2011-05-11T11:34:00.001-07:00

The end of the world will be scored by Justin Bieber and look very much like an abstract painting

2011-04-15T07:53:00.000-07:00

All this 2012 end of the world shit got me thinking...

Having now thought, I have come to a conclusion. It is this. The song above will play during the end of the apocalypse.

Having now uncovered what the end of the world will sound like, it got me thinking what the end of the world will look like. Hence the big black square below. It is a painting. It looks very much like the end of the world.

Thus, to complete the interactive end of world experience, feel free to stare with stone cold dread at this abstract "masterpiece" by Ad Reinhardt whilst listening to apocalyptic Bieber.

I still haven't figured out what the end of the world will smell like...I'm leaning towards mothballs. Or Subway. Probably Subway.

New Black Lips - Modern Art

2011-04-07T09:58:00.000-07:00

From their upcoming album Arabia Mountain, which drops June 7.

Music would be better if everybody dedicated a song to lesbian dwarfs

2011-04-06T11:00:00.000-07:00

Win.

The Jealous Guys - Brainwashed by London

2011-04-06T00:47:00.000-07:00

Two dudes from San Fran.

Clever ad

2011-04-03T07:57:00.000-07:00

A Tribe Called Quest finally talk about their documentary

2011-03-30T06:23:00.000-07:00

Maybe you heard, A Tribe Called Quest had a documentary made about them. By this guy.

Who you know from below-par 90s films such as Metro and True Romance. Fuck knows why he was chosen as director? Apparently Q-Tip was impressed by his "enthusiasm". To be fair, he has some experience rapping on some shitty comedy that no-one ever watched. And the first three letters of his last name spell R-A-P. Apart from that, he's never even made a film before.

The only trailer that has been doing rounds on the internet was an unofficial (and unsynced) ditty called Beats Rhymes and Fights (the film's actually called Beats, Rhymes and Life, after Tribe's fourth album).

They showed the whole thing at Sundance, without approval from Tribe. Hence the controversy, and a bunch of angry tweets from Q-Tip.

If you've read this far, you should probably just watch the full MTV interview with Q-Tip, Ali Shaheed Muhammad and Jarobi (on the phone).

They talk about a whole lot, including how Rapaport "deceived" them, and why Phife didn't show. The email Q-Tip reads out is pretty fucked up.

Hopefully they agree on a final cut soon, and we get to see the film. In the meantime, watch this.

Notes on Charlie Sheen and the End of Empire

2011-03-24T09:15:00.000-07:00

Bret Easton Ellis has written an article about Charlie Sheen, how every man wants to do blow and fuck hookers, and the changing nature of celebrity. It's great.

Follow this link to read the full article.

Rupert Murdoch - A Portrait of Satan

2011-03-24T02:23:00.000-07:00

via The Documentarian

Rupert Murdoch is "the world's most sinister man". And not just because he shunned his Australian citizenship for American naturalisation. It is because he is Satan.

BBC journo Adam Curtis has done what I've always wanted to do but was too busy watching football and getting drunk to do, and collected an amazing bunch of film clips and text, charting Murdoch's rise from being just a bit of a cunt, to the devil himself.

Read the full article her e.

I had a dream where Mr T was in Calvin and Hobbes

2011-03-23T10:17:00.000-07:00

It was called Calvin and Hobbes and Mr T. It was the best comic book ever. Then I woke up and this is about as close as it gets. Funny, informative, but definitely lacking in Calvin and Hobbes.

Gee thanks Glenn Beck for educating me on what a Nuclear Meltdown is via a wok and a bunch of M&M's

2011-03-18T06:25:00.000-07:00

...and then not mentioning the word radiation once.

Woooo Rock Music!

2011-03-18T06:22:00.000-07:00

This is insane. Especially the bit where he leaps on his keytar like a wild animal. That parts my fave.

Salvador Dali shits all over advertising

2011-02-16T13:50:00.000-08:00

Big Boi endorses chemtrails conspiracy theory, claims expertise

2011-02-15T07:51:00.000-08:00

Big Boi is a rapper that I have a lot of respect for. He seems trustworthy.

So when he takes it upon himself to endorse a wildly outrageous conspiracy theory that claims that visible aircraft trails in the sky are part of some government program to either give us all cancer, mitigate/cause global warming or to seed the skies with electrically conductive materials as part of a massive electromagnetic superweapons program based around the High Frequency Active Auroral Research Program...I'm kind of willing to take his word for it.

Look, proof!

Suffice to say, if Big Boi says this shit is real…then, as far as I’m concerned, this shit is REAL! He has, after all, certain irrefutable credentials that fit within 128 characters.

The whole thing is all terribly scientific and complex though, so you should probably just take Big Boi's word for it too.

But if you need some more convincing, conspiracy theory slut and self-proclaimed son of God David Icke is totally down with chemtrails.

Oh, and Prince is totally down with chemtrails too (other then that, I have no fucking idea what he's talking about in that interview).

Beck even wrote a song about chemtrails. It was called Chemtrails. Genius stuff. But Beck's a jerk so don't take his word for it.

So from now on, whenever you look up in the sky like this fine chap...

Just trust in Big Boi, David Icke, myself and Prince (not Beck), and don't breathe.

Fetus says "fuck you" to father on FB

2011-01-15T13:36:00.000-08:00

Do you know how to save a drowning cat?

2011-01-15T13:22:00.000-08:00

...at least this way you get to have some fun if it's dead already.