http://www.collinholmes.com Well.... that's a thing Thu, 12 Nov 2020 18:37:59 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=4.6.20 Presidential Choices: Who’s the least worst? http://www.collinholmes.com/2016/09/whos-the-least-worst/ http://www.collinholmes.com/2016/09/whos-the-least-worst/#respond Wed, 28 Sep 2016 00:37:10 +0000 http://www.collinholmes.com/?p=78 So the 2016 election has been…. eventful to say the least. For the Democrats we have Hillary Clinton, current Secretary of State and who’s email activities are more dubious than the Saturday cartoon villain. And for the Republicans we have Donald Trump, who needs no introduction but has the temperament of a six year old child. So […]

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So the 2016 election has been…. eventful to say the least. For the Democrats we have Hillary Clinton, current Secretary of State and who’s email activities are more dubious than the Saturday cartoon villain. And for the Republicans we have Donald Trump, who needs no introduction but has the temperament of a six year old child. So really when it comes down to it the choice is between two candidates who may cause harm to America.

Now on one hand Clinton has the advantage in political experience, and being Secretary of State has given her a bit of experience in diplomacy. However she broke a few rules by using her own private server for her emails for her job instead of the government provided one. And they just ‘happened’ to crash when people started asking questions. Not suspicious at all. Still being a politician makes her think forward and try to stay on the good side of the people who voted her in so she’s less likely to push anything she knows will alienate those voters.

Donald Trump on the other hand…

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Yeah the only thing I can say that’s positive about him being elected is that Clinton won’t be president. And even if he is elected he can’t really push through any of his insane claims for the simple reason that he peeved off too many politicians. His own party doesn’t want him, and the Democrats hated him to begin with. His power as president will be severely limited by Congressional interference. But that doesn’t mean he can’t do damage. As the head of our country he would have to open his mouth around other world leaders when they visit.

And on that horrifying note, I’m gonna end this post. Later peoples!

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The…. well I wouldn’t call ’em top Trumps http://www.collinholmes.com/2016/09/well-wouldnt-call-em-top-trumps/ http://www.collinholmes.com/2016/09/well-wouldnt-call-em-top-trumps/#respond Mon, 26 Sep 2016 00:10:09 +0000 http://www.collinholmes.com/?p=76 You know… every time I see the name Trump in the news I just ask myself, “What did he do now?” Well turns out Eric Trump declared that his father built up his business from “just about nothing.” Sure, let’s just ignore the million dollar loan Donald got from his father. I mean in the […]

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You know… every time I see the name Trump in the news I just ask myself, “What did he do now?”

Well turns out Eric Trump declared that his father built up his business from “just about nothing.” Sure, let’s just ignore the million dollar loan Donald got from his father. I mean in the one percenter world that’s pocket change. It’s not something you worry about.

Buuuuuuut….. in the real world A MILLION DOLLARS ISN’T NOTHING! I’m mean come on Eric. Step outside your little fantasy bubble and live a week on minimum wage. And to add insult to injury Eric defended his father by claiming he fulfilled the American dream. Well I don’t know what dream he’s talking about but it sure isn’t the American one.

And this isn’t the first time I’ve heard one of the Trump kids start a controversy. Melinda Trump plagiarizing her speech, Donald Trump Jr. comparing Skittles to immigrants who might kill you, I mean seriously.

Does Donald Trump’s hair DEMAND brains in order to be so perfect? Cause so far that’s what it seems. I’m still trying to figure out how this guy is the Republican GOP.

That’s all I got to say on the matter. For now.

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The Rise so far… http://www.collinholmes.com/2016/09/the-rise-so-far/ http://www.collinholmes.com/2016/09/the-rise-so-far/#respond Sat, 24 Sep 2016 23:36:52 +0000 http://www.collinholmes.com/?p=73 Hey everyone. It’s been four days since the Rise of Iron expansion for Destiny has come out. And although I haven’t played through it all, I am enjoying it so far. The new enemies were tougher at the beginning but as soon as I upgraded my gear I easily overpowered the lower leveled ones. The […]

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Hey everyone. It’s been four days since the Rise of Iron expansion for Destiny has come out. And although I haven’t played through it all, I am enjoying it so far. The new enemies were tougher at the beginning but as soon as I upgraded my gear I easily overpowered the lower leveled ones.

The new mission area, the Plaguelands, is a Fallen Devil Splicer run zone with the Hive fighting for control. However it’s rather feeble in most areas with only a single team of them. I missed having the full on firefights between two factions like what they had in the previous maps. While they do have them, they’re only in single player/team instances and they’re generally not as fun alone.

The missions I’ve played so far are good. Though at the beginning it started out as any other campaign mission. It did pick up nearer towards the center of the first mission when I got into a shootout while on a gondola, and fighting a zombie-fied version a Sepiks Prime, one of the first Strike (Team Mission) Boss you come across if you played the strikes in the vanilla game.

Finally for today, I got an exotic (Basically top tier game gear if you don’t know) version of the first gun Destiny gives you: The khovostov 7g-o2. I’m just gonna call it the K-rifle. It’s unique as it represents what the guardian is, a weapon of war renewed and upgraded by the Light. That and it can be an Auto-rifle, pulse rifle AND scout rifle, while giving you the choice to toggle between 450rpm and 900rpm. It’s a very adaptable gun that can suit the gameplay of many Destiny players. Not to mention very powerful at it’s 350 damage to my previous rifle that had 320 damage when it was fully upgraded in the pre-Rise of Iron Destiny.

That’s all I have for you today. Stay tuned if you wanna hear more.

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I’m back. http://www.collinholmes.com/2016/09/im-back/ http://www.collinholmes.com/2016/09/im-back/#respond Sun, 11 Sep 2016 22:20:57 +0000 http://www.collinholmes.com/?p=71 Hey people, sorry I’ve been gone for so long. But I’m back. And to make it up to you, I’ll be reviewing the new Destiny Expansion, Rise of Iron, when it comes out on the 20th. I’m looking forward to being back and posting my reviews, and hopefully I’ll figure out how to show my […]

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Hey people, sorry I’ve been gone for so long. But I’m back. And to make it up to you, I’ll be reviewing the new Destiny Expansion, Rise of Iron, when it comes out on the 20th. I’m looking forward to being back and posting my reviews, and hopefully I’ll figure out how to show my gameplay as well for my on the spot commentary. Hope to see everyone in the future, game on and all that stuff.

I need to figure out a way to close these things…

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Gamertag Jokes that I find Funny or at the very least Amusing http://www.collinholmes.com/2014/05/funny-gamertag-jokes/ http://www.collinholmes.com/2014/05/funny-gamertag-jokes/#respond Wed, 28 May 2014 00:44:01 +0000 http://www.collinholmes.com/?p=56 Before I go on, let me just apologize for being dead since March. Some jerk (i.e. me) forgot to turn on the respawn bit. I got a little lazy not to mention I hate being in public. If you want to take shots at me feel free to do so in any Halo in existence. […]

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Before I go on, let me just apologize for being dead since March. Some jerk (i.e. me) forgot to turn on the respawn bit. I got a little lazy not to mention I hate being in public. If you want to take shots at me feel free to do so in any Halo in existence. So on to the jokes.

Gamer Tag Jokes.

These happen when players name themselves after something funny for the occasions of  ‘X killed you’ or ‘You killed X’ or ‘X killed Y’ that roll across the screen. Here are some:

The Hand of God

Fate

God

Nothing

Your Dreams

Your Friend’s Dreams

The Unkillable

Death

The Grim Reaper

 

Yeah… that’s all I got for now. If you have any feel free to post and if you use any of tags or if you find any of the offensive please tell me

 

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Opportunities to make Smart-alec responses http://www.collinholmes.com/2014/03/opportunities-make-smart-alec-responses/ http://www.collinholmes.com/2014/03/opportunities-make-smart-alec-responses/#respond Mon, 31 Mar 2014 23:46:50 +0000 http://www.collinholmes.com/?p=52 As a smart alec myself, I feel responsible to pass my knowledge onto a worthy heir. But since I’m 17, I don’t have an heir the internet will have to do. Number 1: “Wait, https://www.cialispascherfr24.com/cialis-oad/ I’m thinking.” “Well that’s a bad sign.” If they say “Wait, I have to come up with a come back” […]

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As a smart alec myself, I feel responsible to pass my knowledge onto a worthy heir. But since I’m 17, I don’t have an heir the internet will have to do.

Number 1:

“Wait, https://www.cialispascherfr24.com/cialis-oad/ I’m thinking.” “Well that’s a bad sign.”

If they say “Wait, I have to come up with a come back” you have to say “IT’S GETTING WORSE!”

Number 2:

“Look in a mirror.” “I am, it’s a one way mirror.”

Number 3:

“I need some smart alec bait!” “I would tell you but you’re not smart enough.”

Number 4:

“How was your day today?” “It’s Monday.” “But it could be worse.” “It’s still Monday.”

Number 5:

“Does this seem reasonable?” “Coming from you? No.”

 

Well that’s all I have for now, please feel free to use these jokes and remarks.

Please use responsibly.

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Just some random stuff. http://www.collinholmes.com/2014/03/just-random-stuff/ http://www.collinholmes.com/2014/03/just-random-stuff/#respond Tue, 25 Mar 2014 23:35:14 +0000 http://www.collinholmes.com/?p=48 Who really needs a reason to blog? I mean it’s just putting random thoughts on the internet. So here are a few of mine: IHATERAIN! My science teacher is nuts. Homework sucks. Why am I blogging? …. Yay hot chocolate! Why did I just post that? Forget I put those words on. My siblings are […]

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Who really needs a reason to blog? I mean it’s just putting random thoughts on the internet. So here are a few of mine:

IHATERAIN!

My science teacher is nuts.

Homework sucks.

Why am I blogging?

…. Yay hot chocolate!

Why did I just post that? Forget I put those words on.

My siblings are fighting with spoons! That is blog worthy!

And those are my random thoughts for this week.

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Ten People not to anger and why http://www.collinholmes.com/2014/03/ten-people-not-to-anger-and-why/ http://www.collinholmes.com/2014/03/ten-people-not-to-anger-and-why/#respond Wed, 05 Mar 2014 00:57:53 +0000 http://www.collinholmes.com/?p=34 Starting from number 10: 10. Your boss. This is because he’s the one that makes sure you have some money at the end of the week, provided you actually do work. 9. Waiters/Waitresses. They’re the ones handling your food and drinks. Who knows what they might do to it before it reaches your table. 8. […]

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Starting from number 10:

10. Your boss. This is because he’s the one that makes sure you have some money at the end of the week, provided you actually do work.

9. Waiters/Waitresses. They’re the ones handling your food and drinks. Who knows what they might do to it before it reaches your table.

8. Your girlfriend/boyfriend. I think I said enough.

7. Your wife/husband. Also, enough said.

6. A blogger with a lot of followers. They can easily start rumors about you that can ruin your life.

5. Police Officers. They are the law.

4. Your lawyer. Who else is going to defend you in court?

3. Your dad. They are scary when angered.

2. Your mom. You’d have to be suicidal to even think about provoking them.

1. Grandma. IF YOU EVER PROVOKE THIS BEAST, DON’T COME ANYWHERE NEAR ME!

 

Ps: Thank you all newly subscribed people who I don’t know or care to list off. You missed your chance at the ‘A poor reason to celebrate’ post. You don’t even get the 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 dollars runner up prize.

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[Insert Title Here] http://www.collinholmes.com/2014/02/insert-title/ http://www.collinholmes.com/2014/02/insert-title/#respond Fri, 28 Feb 2014 00:41:04 +0000 http://www.collinholmes.com/?p=31 [Insert interesting Blog here] You ever have one of those days where you can’t think of something you want to do? It’s one of the most boring things to ever happen to someone. Like here, I couldn’t find something interesting to blog about. Sometimes you just wish that there would be a button that when you push […]

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[Insert interesting Blog here]

You ever have one of those days where you can’t think of something you want to do? It’s one of the most boring things to ever happen to someone. Like here, I couldn’t find something interesting to blog about. Sometimes you just wish that there would be a button that when you push it something would allow you to do something interesting. I don’t even like blogging. Why am I… oh yeah. So employers know who I am. That reminds me, if my sister is here, LEAVE NOW!

[Insert ending here]

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Back to school http://www.collinholmes.com/2014/02/back_to_school/ http://www.collinholmes.com/2014/02/back_to_school/#respond Tue, 25 Feb 2014 00:37:34 +0000 http://www.collinholmes.com/?p=29 After a week of no school, I’m ready to skip ahead to the next vacation. Although I’ll settle for the next weekend. Don’t take this the wrong way, I’m not a lazy in the sense I want to be one of those leeching sons who live in their parent’s basement. I just hate school and […]

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After a week of no school, I’m ready to skip ahead to the next vacation. Although I’ll settle for the next weekend. Don’t take this the wrong way, I’m not a lazy in the sense I want to be one of those leeching sons who live in their parent’s basement. I just hate school and I don’t want go back to it. Haven’t you ever had that feeling? If not, you either had no issues with school, peaked in it (which is sad), or you’re a school teacher that actually likes his or her job. Oh, I almost forgot the fourth not-really-apparent-reason that is totally legit because it is not-really-apparent.

That is all. Gooooooooooooooooooooooooood night internet!

 

……..I guess that only works when you’re actually talking.

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