http://www.comedy.org.uk/podcasts/ en-gb (c) Andrew Collins and Richard Herring In this topical, rambling podcast series, Andrew Collins and Richard Herring attempt to recreate the golden days of Andrew's old radio programme where they used to talk about what's in the newspapers, except now they're not at the BBC but at Richard's dining table using an in-built mic on his laptop. Do they recapture that unforced magic? Only you can decide. (c) Andrew Collins and Richard HerringCollings,and,Herrin,Andrew,Collins,Richard,Herring,Podcast,Podcasts,Newspaper,News,British,Comedy,GuideComedyAndrew Collins and Richard HerringyesCollings,and,Herrin,Andrew,Collins,Richard,Herring,Podcast,Podcasts,Newspaper,News,British,Comedy,GuideA topical, rambling podcast series from Andrew Collins and Richard HerringIn this topical, rambling podcast series, Andrew Collins and Richard Herring attempt to recreate the golden days of Andrew's old radio programme where they used to talk about what's in the newspapers, except now they're not at the BBC but at Richard's dining table using an in-built mic on his laptop. Do they recapture that unforced magic? Only you can decide. Image: Steve Brown; Logo: Steve Newman In our 90th podcast, we spend the 45 million we didn't win on the Euromillions lottery, in detail, and devise a variation on the two-minute silence if Richard was in charge. We also prune Andrew's wallet, defend Gordon Brown after his bad-eyed felt tip spelling mistakes, uncover how the printing presses are powered on the Mail, Sun and Mirror, compare the romantic potential of all the I'm A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here contestants (Lucy Benjamin: 'Slim to none'), and, oh yes, plug our various gigs, at length, one by one, and brainstorm a couple of controversial ideas for the Brighton one on 6 December at the Duke Of York's, which may have health and safety implications. http://media.libsyn.com/media/britishcomedyguide/collings_herrin_90.mp3 Thu, 12 Nov 2009 18:40:00 GMT Andrew Collins and Richard HerringyesIn our 90th podcast, we spend the 45 million we didn't win on the Euromillions lottery, in detail, and devise a variation on the two-minute silence if Richard was in charge. We also prune Andrew's wallet, defend Gordon Brown after his bad-eyed felt tip spAndrew Collins and Richard HerringIn our 90th podcast, we spend the 45 million we didn't win on the Euromillions lottery, in detail, and devise a variation on the two-minute silence if Richard was in charge. We also prune Andrew's wallet, defend Gordon Brown after his bad-eyed felt tip spelling mistakes, uncover how the printing presses are powered on the Mail, Sun and Mirror, compare the romantic potential of all the I'm A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here contestants (Lucy Benjamin: 'Slim to none'), and, oh yes, plug our various gigs, at length, one by one, and brainstorm a couple of controversial ideas for the Brighton one on 6 December at the Duke Of York's, which may have health and safety implications.Collings,and,Herrin,Andrew,Collins,Richard,Herring,Podcast,Podcasts,Newspaper,News,British,Comedy,Guide As Richard stares unemployment in the face and Andrew realises his broken earphones have led to a fleeting feeling of punk rock cool on a train, our 89th podcast soldiers on, featuring a whole load of genuine laughter at the twin Daily Mail nostalgia attack of a) AN Wilson for the time 'a few years' ago when there was no Halloween and no 200 yard queue outside his local joke-cum-fancy-dress emporium, and b) Quentin Letts for the time, before 1970, when urchins would demand a penny for the guy; the varying levels of pictorial hypocrisy over the iconic photo of weeing student Phil Laing; and the joy, for Richard, of meeting Johnny Ball and Maggie Philbin. For the record: we do not repeat the Rebecca Adlington joke like all the newspapers who claim to be offended by it. http://media.libsyn.com/media/britishcomedyguide/collings_herrin_89.mp3 Thu, 5 Nov 2009 19:00:00 GMT Andrew Collins and Richard HerringyesAs Richard stares unemployment in the face and Andrew realises his broken earphones have led to a fleeting feeling of punk rock cool on a train, our 89th podcast soldiers on, featuring a whole load of genuine laughter at the twin Daily Mail nostalgia attaAndrew Collins and Richard HerringAs Richard stares unemployment in the face and Andrew realises his broken earphones have led to a fleeting feeling of punk rock cool on a train, our 89th podcast soldiers on, featuring a whole load of genuine laughter at the twin Daily Mail nostalgia attack of a) AN Wilson for the time 'a few years' ago when there was no Halloween and no 200 yard queue outside his local joke-cum-fancy-dress emporium, and b) Quentin Letts for the time, before 1970, when urchins would demand a penny for the guy; the varying levels of pictorial hypocrisy over the iconic photo of weeing student Phil Laing; and the joy, for Richard, of meeting Johnny Ball and Maggie Philbin. For the record: we do not repeat the Rebecca Adlington joke like all the newspapers who claim to be offended by it.Collings,and,Herrin,Andrew,Collins,Richard,Herring,Podcast,Podcasts,Newspaper,News,British,Comedy,Guide As it occurs to us, in the 88th Collings and Herrin podcast, we present an exclusive tribute to Peggy Mitchell, who is to leave EastEnders after 15 years, consider Malcolm MacDonald's nightmare vision of St James' Park stadium in a commercial world, stir the latest political correctness storm in the Daily Mail's teacup, apply for a job on Wight FM, ponder the newspaper grammar of Kelvin MacKenzie's column in The Sun, review the extras that come with the new Terry Gilliam film, and give an update on the not-for-sale rhino and its matted-hair horn. http://media.libsyn.com/media/britishcomedyguide/collings_herrin_88.mp3 Thu, 29 Oct 2009 16:15:00 GMT Andrew Collins and Richard HerringyesAs it occurs to us, in the 88th Collings and Herrin podcast, we present an exclusive tribute to Peggy Mitchell, who is to leave EastEnders after 15 years, consider Malcolm MacDonald's nightmare vision of St James' Park stadium in a commercial world, stir Andrew Collins and Richard HerringAs it occurs to us, in the 88th Collings and Herrin podcast, we present an exclusive tribute to Peggy Mitchell, who is to leave EastEnders after 15 years, consider Malcolm MacDonald's nightmare vision of St James' Park stadium in a commercial world, stir the latest political correctness storm in the Daily Mail's teacup, apply for a job on Wight FM, ponder the newspaper grammar of Kelvin MacKenzie's column in The Sun, review the extras that come with the new Terry Gilliam film, and give an update on the not-for-sale rhino and its matted-hair horn.Collings,and,Herrin,Andrew,Collins,Richard,Herring,Podcast,Podcasts,Newspaper,News,British,Comedy,Guide In our 87th podcast we are part of the news but don't even know it, as helicopters buzz over Shepherd's Bush to monitor the protests against Nick Griffin on the night of his historic Question Time appearance, and we mistakenly imagine them to be piloted by Michael Legge and James Hingley, aka Bollings and Nerrin, our podcast stalkers. However, we still discuss the issues of the day: Nick Griffin, whose wife Jackie calls an 'oddball' and seems confused about how precisely the sun might rise and set inside his fat Nazi arse, the shame of the binge-drinking Cardiff girl and her skateboard knickers, Mitch Winehouse's approval of his troubled daughter's new breasts, the demanding nature of As It Occurs To Me listeners and the latest update on the Vauxhall Station rhino. There are no sketches. Thank God. http://media.libsyn.com/media/britishcomedyguide/collings_herrin_87.mp3 Thu, 22 Oct 2009 18:55:00 GMT Andrew Collins and Richard HerringyesIn our 87th podcast we are part of the news but don't even know it, as helicopters buzz over Shepherd's Bush to monitor the protests against Nick Griffin on the night of his historic Question Time appearance, and we mistakenly imagine them to be piloted bAndrew Collins and Richard HerringIn our 87th podcast we are part of the news but don't even know it, as helicopters buzz over Shepherd's Bush to monitor the protests against Nick Griffin on the night of his historic Question Time appearance, and we mistakenly imagine them to be piloted by Michael Legge and James Hingley, aka Bollings and Nerrin, our podcast stalkers. However, we still discuss the issues of the day: Nick Griffin, whose wife Jackie calls an 'oddball' and seems confused about how precisely the sun might rise and set inside his fat Nazi arse, the shame of the binge-drinking Cardiff girl and her skateboard knickers, Mitch Winehouse's approval of his troubled daughter's new breasts, the demanding nature of As It Occurs To Me listeners and the latest update on the Vauxhall Station rhino. There are no sketches. Thank God.Collings,and,Herrin,Andrew,Collins,Richard,Herring,Podcast,Podcasts,Newspaper,News,British,Comedy,Guide The 86th Collings and Herrin Podcast was recorded at the Three and Ten pub in Brighton before a packed audience of around 50 people, many of who probably wished they had sat further back. Despite the Brighton Fringe using a photo of Richard on his own to illustrate the gig, this was a two-man show, albeit only one of us actually felt inspired to mime what it must be like at an orgy. This was sparked by a story in the Sun about the MoD and a Travelodge, in which the word 'ORGIES' was helpfully picked out in caps; we also cover the Jan Moir Daily Mail gay-bashing outrage ('Are you thinking what she's thinking?' er, no), the Leona Lewis head-punching outrage (and yes, Andrew realises he said Robert Plant when he meant Jimmy Page), and the Cardiff students war memorial-weeing-on outrage. All the outrage that's fit to print. Fortunately, things pick up at the end when the mystery of the Colgate Plax mouthwash bottle is revealed. http://media.libsyn.com/media/britishcomedyguide/collings_herrin_86.mp3 Sat, 17 Oct 2009 11:15:00 GMT Andrew Collins and Richard HerringyesThe 86th Collings and Herrin Podcast was recorded at the Three and Ten pub in Brighton before a packed audience of around 50 people, many of who probably wished they had sat further back. Despite the Brighton Fringe using a photo of Richard on his own to Andrew Collins and Richard HerringThe 86th Collings and Herrin Podcast was recorded at the Three and Ten pub in Brighton before a packed audience of around 50 people, many of who probably wished they had sat further back. Despite the Brighton Fringe using a photo of Richard on his own to illustrate the gig, this was a two-man show, albeit only one of us actually felt inspired to mime what it must be like at an orgy. This was sparked by a story in the Sun about the MoD and a Travelodge, in which the word 'ORGIES' was helpfully picked out in caps; we also cover the Jan Moir Daily Mail gay-bashing outrage ('Are you thinking what she's thinking?' er, no), the Leona Lewis head-punching outrage (and yes, Andrew realises he said Robert Plant when he meant Jimmy Page), and the Cardiff students war memorial-weeing-on outrage. All the outrage that's fit to print. Fortunately, things pick up at the end when the mystery of the Colgate Plax mouthwash bottle is revealed.Collings,and,Herrin,Andrew,Collins,Richard,Herring,Podcast,Podcasts,Newspaper,News,British,Comedy,Guide In our 85th podcast, we tread a fine line between undermining Richard's new, breakaway, sketch-based podcast, As It Occurs To Me, by accidentally previewing material in advance, and undermining our own podcast, by going on about As It Occurs To Me all the way through it. However, despite tiredness and the lateness of hour, it's a great week for racism-based news, and we cover all the racists: Anton de Beke, Bruce Forsyth and Jackson Jive, who won an Australian talent contest in 1989 and have come back to redress the balance of 20 years of enlightenment. There's also a tiny hedgehog, Carol Vorderman's bum and a rhino. What more do you want? Michael Legge and James Hingley? http://media.libsyn.com/media/britishcomedyguide/collings_herrin_85.mp3 Sat, 10 Oct 2009 10:50:00 GMT Andrew Collins and Richard HerringyesIn our 85th podcast, we tread a fine line between undermining Richard's new, breakaway, sketch-based podcast, As It Occurs To Me, by accidentally previewing material in advance, and undermining our own podcast, by going on about As It Occurs To Me all theAndrew Collins and Richard HerringIn our 85th podcast, we tread a fine line between undermining Richard's new, breakaway, sketch-based podcast, As It Occurs To Me, by accidentally previewing material in advance, and undermining our own podcast, by going on about As It Occurs To Me all the way through it. However, despite tiredness and the lateness of hour, it's a great week for racism-based news, and we cover all the racists: Anton de Beke, Bruce Forsyth and Jackson Jive, who won an Australian talent contest in 1989 and have come back to redress the balance of 20 years of enlightenment. There's also a tiny hedgehog, Carol Vorderman's bum and a rhino. What more do you want? Michael Legge and James Hingley?Collings,and,Herrin,Andrew,Collins,Richard,Herring,Podcast,Podcasts,Newspaper,News,British,Comedy,Guide In our latest live podcast, recorded in front of a broad-minded audience old enough to remember Panini sticker albums in the Lincoln Performing Arts Centre (or LPAC), in Lincoln, in Lincolnshire, we discuss the death of New Labour (now available as a wallchart courtesy of the Sun), the hairy ape lady, Richard Littlejohn and the 'Bin Police', Michael Jackson's autopsy and make the audience feel special by constantly referring to aspects of Lincoln's history and what it is the capital city of. We did a Q and A after the podcast which may be made available in the future but for now remains only in the collective memory of the yellowbellies of Lincoln. http://media.libsyn.com/media/britishcomedyguide/collings_herrin_84.mp3 Sat, 3 Oct 2009 11:20:00 GMT Andrew Collins and Richard HerringyesIn our latest live podcast, recorded in front of a broad-minded audience old enough to remember Panini sticker albums in the Lincoln Performing Arts Centre (or LPAC), in Lincoln, in Lincolnshire, we discuss the death of New Labour (now available as a wallAndrew Collins and Richard HerringIn our latest live podcast, recorded in front of a broad-minded audience old enough to remember Panini sticker albums in the Lincoln Performing Arts Centre (or LPAC), in Lincoln, in Lincolnshire, we discuss the death of New Labour (now available as a wallchart courtesy of the Sun), the hairy ape lady, Richard Littlejohn and the 'Bin Police', Michael Jackson's autopsy and make the audience feel special by constantly referring to aspects of Lincoln's history and what it is the capital city of. We did a Q and A after the podcast which may be made available in the future but for now remains only in the collective memory of the yellowbellies of Lincoln.Collings,and,Herrin,Andrew,Collins,Richard,Herring,Podcast,Podcasts,Newspaper,News,British,Comedy,Guide In a first for our podcast - if not a first for that one Robert Llewellyn does, but we're not in competition with him - we present our first ever on-the-road podcast, recorded in Richard's car on the M4, heading West to his parents' house in Cheddar. We've not established whether this is illegal or ever dangerous, but it does mean that we don't specifically refer to anything in the newspapers, as Richard is driving a car on a motorway, and Andrew can't read in a car without feeling travel sick. This is among the points of discussion, as well as 21-year-old Alesha Dixon versus 102-year-old Arlene Philips, the shocking amount of Cheddar cheese we import from other EU countries, Battlestar Galactica and the 'Suicide Bummer' (as seen in the Sun, and headlined as such). You will also hear points of interest noted along our journey, such as certain junctions, a sign saying 'LOG HOTLINE', something on fire just outside Reading, and a Herman Miller office furniture lorry. http://media.libsyn.com/media/britishcomedyguide/collings_herrin_83.mp3 Tue, 22 Sep 2009 02:30:00 GMT Andrew Collins and Richard HerringyesIn a first for our podcast - if not a first for that one Robert Llewellyn does, but we're not in competition with him - we present our first ever on-the-road podcast, recorded in Richard's car on the M4, heading West to his parents' house in Cheddar. We'vAndrew Collins and Richard HerringIn a first for our podcast - if not a first for that one Robert Llewellyn does, but we're not in competition with him - we present our first ever on-the-road podcast, recorded in Richard's car on the M4, heading West to his parents' house in Cheddar. We've not established whether this is illegal or ever dangerous, but it does mean that we don't specifically refer to anything in the newspapers, as Richard is driving a car on a motorway, and Andrew can't read in a car without feeling travel sick. This is among the points of discussion, as well as 21-year-old Alesha Dixon versus 102-year-old Arlene Philips, the shocking amount of Cheddar cheese we import from other EU countries, Battlestar Galactica and the 'Suicide Bummer' (as seen in the Sun, and headlined as such). You will also hear points of interest noted along our journey, such as certain junctions, a sign saying 'LOG HOTLINE', something on fire just outside Reading, and a Herman Miller office furniture lorry.Collings,and,Herrin,Andrew,Collins,Richard,Herring,Podcast,Podcasts,Newspaper,News,British,Comedy,Guide Our 82nd podcast comes in the form of a Dan Brown-style mystery - we call it The Da Versity Code. What governmental/church conspiracy is afoot? At around 52 minutes into the podcast, a perfectly harmless section about Britain's Got Talent-winning dance troupe Diversity visiting Gordon Brown at number 10, Downing Street causes the laptop to stop recording - thus, all trace of this two or three-minute routine is lost forever. Still, the rest of it will compensate. This podcast is not sponsored the Beatles Rock Band video game, as Richard paid the full price for his. We just happen to be playing on it before and after the recording, and in the accompanying photograph, with the combined age of 86. Elsewhere, it's the mystery rapist, the thrill of Great Yarmouth, the death of Keith Allen, Andrew's asthma, a mistaken 'nyum nyum' signal from Guardian TV writer Sarah Dempster and some plugs for the Lyric gig at Hammersmith, still some tickets left. http://media.libsyn.com/media/britishcomedyguide/collings_herrin_82.mp3 Thu, 17 Sep 2009 18:30:00 GMT Andrew Collins and Richard HerringyesOur 82nd podcast comes in the form of a Dan Brown-style mystery - we call it The Da Versity Code. What governmental/church conspiracy is afoot? At around 52 minutes into the podcast, a perfectly harmless section about Britain's Got Talent-winning dance trAndrew Collins and Richard HerringOur 82nd podcast comes in the form of a Dan Brown-style mystery - we call it The Da Versity Code. What governmental/church conspiracy is afoot? At around 52 minutes into the podcast, a perfectly harmless section about Britain's Got Talent-winning dance troupe Diversity visiting Gordon Brown at number 10, Downing Street causes the laptop to stop recording - thus, all trace of this two or three-minute routine is lost forever. Still, the rest of it will compensate. This podcast is not sponsored the Beatles Rock Band video game, as Richard paid the full price for his. We just happen to be playing on it before and after the recording, and in the accompanying photograph, with the combined age of 86. Elsewhere, it's the mystery rapist, the thrill of Great Yarmouth, the death of Keith Allen, Andrew's asthma, a mistaken 'nyum nyum' signal from Guardian TV writer Sarah Dempster and some plugs for the Lyric gig at Hammersmith, still some tickets left.Collings,and,Herrin,Andrew,Collins,Richard,Herring,Podcast,Podcasts,Newspaper,News,British,Comedy,Guide In this, our 81st podcast, we attempt the impossible: to make it even better than last week's. Along the way, we discuss popular boys' names, the etiquette of going along to see Calendar Girls onstage in the West End, the etiquette of half falling asleep during a massage, the dangers of being the Radio Times Film Editor, and the likelihood of Derren Brown Mind Control picking the winning Lottery numbers without first buying all the Lottery tickets. We also manfully resist the urge to pack the podcast in early and go and play with Richard's Beatles Rock Band game, just to see if John Lennon would really like it were it explained to him on the steps of the Dakota Building in 1980. We also suggest a potentially funny scene that any future filmmaker dramatising the life of Josef Fritzl can use if they want to. Alright, Andrew does. He is a div. http://media.libsyn.com/media/britishcomedyguide/collings_herrin_81.mp3 Wed, 9 Sep 2009 17:30:00 GMT Andrew Collins and Richard HerringyesIn this, our 81st podcast, we attempt the impossible: to make it even better than last week's. Along the way, we discuss popular boys' names, the etiquette of going along to see Calendar Girls onstage in the West End, the etiquette of half falling asleep Andrew Collins and Richard HerringIn this, our 81st podcast, we attempt the impossible: to make it even better than last week's. Along the way, we discuss popular boys' names, the etiquette of going along to see Calendar Girls onstage in the West End, the etiquette of half falling asleep during a massage, the dangers of being the Radio Times Film Editor, and the likelihood of Derren Brown Mind Control picking the winning Lottery numbers without first buying all the Lottery tickets. We also manfully resist the urge to pack the podcast in early and go and play with Richard's Beatles Rock Band game, just to see if John Lennon would really like it were it explained to him on the steps of the Dakota Building in 1980. We also suggest a potentially funny scene that any future filmmaker dramatising the life of Josef Fritzl can use if they want to. Alright, Andrew does. He is a div.Collings,and,Herrin,Andrew,Collins,Richard,Herring,Podcast,Podcasts,Newspaper,News,British,Comedy,Guide After Saturday's 'dummy' podcast (and we must have been dummies to actually release it), today's can rejoin the numbering system and call itself Colling and Herrin Podcast 80. We haven't split up, Oasis style, and we're back in West London, under the Velux window in Richard's attic, firing on a number of cylinders. Actually, it's just alright, but you will get to hear Richard having a go at many comedians and writers more famous than himself - and at one stage wishing four of them dead, Stewart Lee/Richard Hammond style! - and the unveiling of a new, defining metaphor for our comedic podcast relationship, but we won't spoil it. Among the big news stories: Kelvin McKenzie's sick bet at William Hill, the fate of the mysterious 'Chloe', the tiny roll of flab that's taking over the world, and Jamie Oliver's accidental Mexican drug rampage. We're really sorry for last week. http://media.libsyn.com/media/britishcomedyguide/collings_herrin_80.mp3 Thu, 3 Sep 2009 18:00:00 GMT Andrew Collins and Richard HerringyesAfter Saturday's 'dummy' podcast (and we must have been dummies to actually release it), today's can rejoin the numbering system and call itself Colling and Herrin Podcast 80. We haven't split up, Oasis style, and we're back in West London, under the VeluAndrew Collins and Richard HerringAfter Saturday's 'dummy' podcast (and we must have been dummies to actually release it), today's can rejoin the numbering system and call itself Colling and Herrin Podcast 80. We haven't split up, Oasis style, and we're back in West London, under the Velux window in Richard's attic, firing on a number of cylinders. Actually, it's just alright, but you will get to hear Richard having a go at many comedians and writers more famous than himself - and at one stage wishing four of them dead, Stewart Lee/Richard Hammond style! - and the unveiling of a new, defining metaphor for our comedic podcast relationship, but we won't spoil it. Among the big news stories: Kelvin McKenzie's sick bet at William Hill, the fate of the mysterious 'Chloe', the tiny roll of flab that's taking over the world, and Jamie Oliver's accidental Mexican drug rampage. We're really sorry for last week.Collings,and,Herrin,Andrew,Collins,Richard,Herring,Podcast,Podcasts,Newspaper,News,British,Comedy,Guide WARNING: may cause drowsiness. In this special, uncalled-for, extra, bonus, rubbish stopgap podcast, recorded in Andrew's hotel room against our better judgement, we allow tiredness and Fringe-fatigue and sudden lack of audience energy to undermine our razor-sharp topical observations and Maurice Gran-standard one-liners. We just about manage to comment upon the bad man in California, Anne Robinson's new smile, Ronnie Biggs and the Monopoly connection, the end of the NHS "flasher" gown and Amanda Platell (not the end of, but she has a column in the Saturday Mail, which we don't usually cover). It sounds like we have jetlag. If you've never listened to our podcast, PLEASE DO NOT START HERE! If you have, and loyally sit through it, it almost picks up in the last ten minutes. Almost. We promise a return to form next week. http://media.libsyn.com/media/britishcomedyguide/collings_herrin_79.5.mp3 Sat, 29 Aug 2009 20:20:00 GMT Andrew Collins and Richard HerringyesWARNING: may cause drowsiness. In this special, uncalled-for, extra, bonus, rubbish stopgap podcast, recorded in Andrew's hotel room against our better judgement, we allow tiredness and Fringe-fatigue and sudden lack of audience energy to undermine our raAndrew Collins and Richard HerringWARNING: may cause drowsiness. In this special, uncalled-for, extra, bonus, rubbish stopgap podcast, recorded in Andrew's hotel room against our better judgement, we allow tiredness and Fringe-fatigue and sudden lack of audience energy to undermine our razor-sharp topical observations and Maurice Gran-standard one-liners. We just about manage to comment upon the bad man in California, Anne Robinson's new smile, Ronnie Biggs and the Monopoly connection, the end of the NHS "flasher" gown and Amanda Platell (not the end of, but she has a column in the Saturday Mail, which we don't usually cover). It sounds like we have jetlag. If you've never listened to our podcast, PLEASE DO NOT START HERE! If you have, and loyally sit through it, it almost picks up in the last ten minutes. Almost. We promise a return to form next week.Collings,and,Herrin,Andrew,Collins,Richard,Herring,Podcast,Podcasts,Newspaper,News,British,Comedy,Guide In the fifth and final of our live, daily podcasts from the Underbelly in Edinburgh, we had our first almost lethally hot one, with sweat dripping down the walls of the Belly Laugh almost as if solely to prove that some cliches are true. Although it is Sunday and thus there is no news in the newpapers, we managed to extract something out of [i]News Of The World[/i]'s Kerry Katona video, the travails of Danielle Lloyd and Michael Jackson's Frankenchildren, while - as has become tradition in Edinburgh - lightly and affectionately insulting anyone in the front row. We remain filthily sponsored by Profanity App. Incidentally - this podcast is about 5 seconds shorter than normal, not because of a glitch caused by rivulets of sweat dripping into the laptop, but because, as you'll hear, Andrew was legally bound to remove a certain untrue claims that Richard kept repeating just so that Andrew would have to come back to the flat and painstakingly remove it. http://media.libsyn.com/media/britishcomedyguide/collings_herrin_79.mp3 Sun, 23 Aug 2009 16:30:00 GMT Andrew Collins and Richard HerringyesIn the fifth and final of our live, daily podcasts from the Underbelly in Edinburgh, we had our first almost lethally hot one, with sweat dripping down the walls of the Belly Laugh almost as if solely to prove that some cliches are true. Although it is SuAndrew Collins and Richard HerringIn the fifth and final of our live, daily podcasts from the Underbelly in Edinburgh, we had our first almost lethally hot one, with sweat dripping down the walls of the Belly Laugh almost as if solely to prove that some cliches are true. Although it is Sunday and thus there is no news in the newpapers, we managed to extract something out of [i]News Of The World[/i]'s Kerry Katona video, the travails of Danielle Lloyd and Michael Jackson's Frankenchildren, while - as has become tradition in Edinburgh - lightly and affectionately insulting anyone in the front row. We remain filthily sponsored by Profanity App. Incidentally - this podcast is about 5 seconds shorter than normal, not because of a glitch caused by rivulets of sweat dripping into the laptop, but because, as you'll hear, Andrew was legally bound to remove a certain untrue claims that Richard kept repeating just so that Andrew would have to come back to the flat and painstakingly remove it.Collings,and,Herrin,Andrew,Collins,Richard,Herring,Podcast,Podcasts,Newspaper,News,British,Comedy,Guide In the fourth of our live, daily podcasts from the Underbelly in Edinburgh, we reach a new level of surreal whimsy and timewasting as the enormity of the task really starts to sink in. But what a tremendous audience, especially Colin from Arbroath with all his "highers", whatever they are. We discuss, among other issues, the lack of fanfare for the countdown to the apocalypse ie. when we all have to use energy-efficient lightbulbs to appease some killjoys in Brussels (as noticed only by the Daily Mail), the fact that some animals ride on other animals' backs, and allow Richard to roadtest his Beckett-style play for the Fringe 2010 about the Mars Bar. It's possibly a modern classic, and certainly led to a truly phenomenal 'happening' outside the Tempting Tattie. http://media.libsyn.com/media/britishcomedyguide/collings_herrin_78.mp3 Sat, 22 Aug 2009 16:25:00 GMT Andrew Collins and Richard HerringyesIn the fourth of our live, daily podcasts from the Underbelly in Edinburgh, we reach a new level of surreal whimsy and timewasting as the enormity of the task really starts to sink in. But what a tremendous audience, especially Colin from Arbroath with alAndrew Collins and Richard HerringIn the fourth of our live, daily podcasts from the Underbelly in Edinburgh, we reach a new level of surreal whimsy and timewasting as the enormity of the task really starts to sink in. But what a tremendous audience, especially Colin from Arbroath with all his "highers", whatever they are. We discuss, among other issues, the lack of fanfare for the countdown to the apocalypse ie. when we all have to use energy-efficient lightbulbs to appease some killjoys in Brussels (as noticed only by the Daily Mail), the fact that some animals ride on other animals' backs, and allow Richard to roadtest his Beckett-style play for the Fringe 2010 about the Mars Bar. It's possibly a modern classic, and certainly led to a truly phenomenal 'happening' outside the Tempting Tattie.Collings,and,Herrin,Andrew,Collins,Richard,Herring,Podcast,Podcasts,Newspaper,News,British,Comedy,Guide In the third of our live, daily podcasts from the Underbelly in Edinburgh, we attempt to build bridges with our audience by testing their memory of key cultural signifiers (well, one bloke in the front row anyway, who had the memory of Mr Memory out of The 39 Steps); we also discuss the unfolding tragedy of Kerry Katona, the unfolding mystery of South African 'hermathlete' Caster Semenya, the incredible journeys of a goldfish called Pooh and a giant tortoise called Zeus, and the majesty of Peter Key. We also experience what it's like when Richard is on fire, while remaining almost-lucratively sponsored by Profanity App. This was a very strange podcast, with many unfunny longueurs, but the audience were particularly supportive and patient. http://media.libsyn.com/media/britishcomedyguide/collings_herrin_77.mp3 Fri, 21 Aug 2009 17:45:00 GMT Andrew Collins and Richard HerringyesIn the third of our live, daily podcasts from the Underbelly in Edinburgh, we attempt to build bridges with our audience by testing their memory of key cultural signifiers (well, one bloke in the front row anyway, who had the memory of Mr Memory out of ThAndrew Collins and Richard HerringIn the third of our live, daily podcasts from the Underbelly in Edinburgh, we attempt to build bridges with our audience by testing their memory of key cultural signifiers (well, one bloke in the front row anyway, who had the memory of Mr Memory out of The 39 Steps); we also discuss the unfolding tragedy of Kerry Katona, the unfolding mystery of South African 'hermathlete' Caster Semenya, the incredible journeys of a goldfish called Pooh and a giant tortoise called Zeus, and the majesty of Peter Key. We also experience what it's like when Richard is on fire, while remaining almost-lucratively sponsored by Profanity App. This was a very strange podcast, with many unfunny longueurs, but the audience were particularly supportive and patient.Collings,and,Herrin,Andrew,Collins,Richard,Herring,Podcast,Podcasts,Newspaper,News,British,Comedy,Guide In the second of our live, daily podcasts from the Underbelly in Edinburgh, we find out how many A-Levels our audience have got, discuss Scottish nationalism in relation to the Australian soap opera Neighbours, ponder the implications of the "hermathlete", wonder what's on this weekend in Stirlingshire, check out the Guardian's lastest wallchart, and wonder if the opera director Stewart Lee really will turn up as a special guest for Friday's podcast (clue: no he won't). We remain sponsored by Profanity App, which provides amusing insults for Richard throughout the podcast, and devoted to drumming up business for the local Tempting Tattie. http://media.libsyn.com/media/britishcomedyguide/collings_herrin_76.mp3 Thu, 20 Aug 2009 19:00:00 GMT Andrew Collins and Richard HerringyesIn the second of our live, daily podcasts from the Underbelly in Edinburgh, we find out how many A-Levels our audience have got, discuss Scottish nationalism in relation to the Australian soap opera Neighbours, ponder the implications of the "hermathlete"Andrew Collins and Richard HerringIn the second of our live, daily podcasts from the Underbelly in Edinburgh, we find out how many A-Levels our audience have got, discuss Scottish nationalism in relation to the Australian soap opera Neighbours, ponder the implications of the "hermathlete", wonder what's on this weekend in Stirlingshire, check out the Guardian's lastest wallchart, and wonder if the opera director Stewart Lee really will turn up as a special guest for Friday's podcast (clue: no he won't). We remain sponsored by Profanity App, which provides amusing insults for Richard throughout the podcast, and devoted to drumming up business for the local Tempting Tattie.Collings,and,Herrin,Andrew,Collins,Richard,Herring,Podcast,Podcasts,Newspaper,News,British,Comedy,Guide In the first of our five live daily podcasts from the Underbelly at the Edinburgh Fringe, we test the moistness of our audience and have them eating out of our hands, discussing the 'swoop' on Kerry Katona's mansion, the 1,400 pints left behind the bar of the Glasgow Airport Holiday Inn for John Smeaton, the ethics of homeless people going on camping holidays, the accidental racism of a 12-year-old fan of the TV miniseries Roots and the endless permutations of our sponsor, the makers of the Profanity "app" for any iPhones you might, like Richard, be looking after for a young resident of Shepherd's Bush. Next podcast TOMORROW! http://media.libsyn.com/media/britishcomedyguide/collings_herrin_75.mp3 Wed, 19 Aug 2009 16:30:00 GMT Andrew Collins and Richard HerringyesIn the first of our five live daily podcasts from the Underbelly at the Edinburgh Fringe, we test the moistness of our audience and have them eating out of our hands, discussing the 'swoop' on Kerry Katona's mansion, the 1,400 pints left behind the bar ofAndrew Collins and Richard HerringIn the first of our five live daily podcasts from the Underbelly at the Edinburgh Fringe, we test the moistness of our audience and have them eating out of our hands, discussing the 'swoop' on Kerry Katona's mansion, the 1,400 pints left behind the bar of the Glasgow Airport Holiday Inn for John Smeaton, the ethics of homeless people going on camping holidays, the accidental racism of a 12-year-old fan of the TV miniseries Roots and the endless permutations of our sponsor, the makers of the Profanity "app" for any iPhones you might, like Richard, be looking after for a young resident of Shepherd's Bush. Next podcast TOMORROW!Collings,and,Herrin,Andrew,Collins,Richard,Herring,Podcast,Podcasts,Newspaper,News,British,Comedy,Guide Our 74th podcast is dedicated to Tina Wiseman, who sadly died last week, and was a great supporter of our work and an example to all comedy fans. We have been assured by her family and friends that she would have wanted us to stick to the usual podcast style - rude, puerile, pathetic - which we have, in her honour. It's been a big week, with lots of misinformation and hate flying around, but also lots of love and support. But we manage to talk about the weather, organic food and the human chain around the former RAF Locking. In many ways, it's our own comedy special. http://media.libsyn.com/media/britishcomedyguide/collings_herrin_74.mp3 Thu, 30 Jul 2009 15:15:00 GMT Andrew Collins and Richard HerringyesOur 74th podcast is dedicated to Tina Wiseman, who sadly died last week, and was a great supporter of our work and an example to all comedy fans. We have been assured by her family and friends that she would have wanted us to stick to the usual podcast stAndrew Collins and Richard HerringOur 74th podcast is dedicated to Tina Wiseman, who sadly died last week, and was a great supporter of our work and an example to all comedy fans. We have been assured by her family and friends that she would have wanted us to stick to the usual podcast style - rude, puerile, pathetic - which we have, in her honour. It's been a big week, with lots of misinformation and hate flying around, but also lots of love and support. But we manage to talk about the weather, organic food and the human chain around the former RAF Locking. In many ways, it's our own comedy special.Collings,and,Herrin,Andrew,Collins,Richard,Herring,Podcast,Podcasts,Newspaper,News,British,Comedy,Guide In Podcast Number 73, we pay tribute to Sandi Toksvig, Neil Buchanan and Andrea Arnold as our weekly bulletin from the frontline of current affairs and cysts reaches the same number as their fictional early-to-mid-80s house. In it, we fail to discuss Michael Jackson's fourth child or swine flu, preferring instead to talk about Mr and Mrs Herring's Golden Wedding, the Aquavision advert, the Bran Flakes advert on the inside of Andrew's gym locker door, the shadowy figure of Orange Mark, giraffes looking through the window, the delights of the Edinburgh Fringe catalogue, taking 40 minutes to put on a special swimsuit using unguent, the man-lady ratio in Nottingham, and the fate of Richard's pus-baby. Don't forget to support your local festival by visiting www.rhythmfestival.com, our worthy sponsors (who are generously giving money to our chosen charities, Scope and Thomas's Fund, for every ticket they sell because of us). http://media.libsyn.com/media/britishcomedyguide/collings_herrin_73.mp3 Wed, 22 Jul 2009 15:10:00 GMT Andrew Collins and Richard HerringyesIn Podcast Number 73, we pay tribute to Sandi Toksvig, Neil Buchanan and Andrea Arnold as our weekly bulletin from the frontline of current affairs and cysts reaches the same number as their fictional early-to-mid-80s house. In it, we fail to discuss MichAndrew Collins and Richard HerringIn Podcast Number 73, we pay tribute to Sandi Toksvig, Neil Buchanan and Andrea Arnold as our weekly bulletin from the frontline of current affairs and cysts reaches the same number as their fictional early-to-mid-80s house. In it, we fail to discuss Michael Jackson's fourth child or swine flu, preferring instead to talk about Mr and Mrs Herring's Golden Wedding, the Aquavision advert, the Bran Flakes advert on the inside of Andrew's gym locker door, the shadowy figure of Orange Mark, giraffes looking through the window, the delights of the Edinburgh Fringe catalogue, taking 40 minutes to put on a special swimsuit using unguent, the man-lady ratio in Nottingham, and the fate of Richard's pus-baby. Don't forget to support your local festival by visiting www.rhythmfestival.com, our worthy sponsors (who are generously giving money to our chosen charities, Scope and Thomas's Fund, for every ticket they sell because of us).Collings,and,Herrin,Andrew,Collins,Richard,Herring,Podcast,Podcasts,Newspaper,News,British,Comedy,Guide This extra, bonus, doesn't-really-count Collings and Herrin Podcast 72a is actually an exclusive, free chapter from Andrew's new audiobook 'Where Did It All Go Right?', exclusively and supportively introduced by Richard Herring. If you like the extract, the audiobook is available to buy from Go Faster Stripe - http://www.gofasterstripe.com http://media.libsyn.com/media/britishcomedyguide/collings_herrin_72a.mp3 Mon, 20 Jul 2009 09:00:00 GMT Andrew Collins and Richard HerringyesThis extra, bonus, doesn't-really-count Collings and Herrin Podcast 72a is actually an exclusive, free chapter from Andrew's new audiobook 'Where Did It All Go Right?', exclusively and supportively introduced by Richard Herring. If you like the extract, tAndrew Collins and Richard HerringThis extra, bonus, doesn't-really-count Collings and Herrin Podcast 72a is actually an exclusive, free chapter from Andrew's new audiobook 'Where Did It All Go Right?', exclusively and supportively introduced by Richard Herring. If you like the extract, the audiobook is available to buy from Go Faster Stripe - http://www.gofasterstripe.comCollings,and,Herrin,Andrew,Collins,Richard,Herring,Podcast,Podcasts,Newspaper,News,British,Comedy,Guide In our 72nd podcast, there is tension in the air, as Richard's cyst continues to grow like a David Cronenberg-style alien on his Bob Hoskins-style back, threatening at any moment to explode and fill the attic with foul effluent and bottled-up anger at Virgilio Anderson. Honestly, it's like an episode of Channel 4's Embarrassing Bodies, except with current affairs: this week, ageism at Radio 1, David Shayler's new life as Christ and Shane Ritchie's unlikely tale of locking his swine flu-victim son in his bedroom. http://media.libsyn.com/media/britishcomedyguide/collings_herrin_72.mp3 Fri, 17 Jul 2009 18:10:00 GMT Andrew Collins and Richard HerringyesIn our 72nd podcast, there is tension in the air, as Richard's cyst continues to grow like a David Cronenberg-style alien on his Bob Hoskins-style back, threatening at any moment to explode and fill the attic with foul effluent and bottled-up anger at VirAndrew Collins and Richard HerringIn our 72nd podcast, there is tension in the air, as Richard's cyst continues to grow like a David Cronenberg-style alien on his Bob Hoskins-style back, threatening at any moment to explode and fill the attic with foul effluent and bottled-up anger at Virgilio Anderson. Honestly, it's like an episode of Channel 4's Embarrassing Bodies, except with current affairs: this week, ageism at Radio 1, David Shayler's new life as Christ and Shane Ritchie's unlikely tale of locking his swine flu-victim son in his bedroom.Collings,and,Herrin,Andrew,Collins,Richard,Herring,Podcast,Podcasts,Newspaper,News,British,Comedy,Guide We devote most of our 71st podcast to the story of Richard's iPhone being snatched in West London by an opportunistic tearaway and smooth criminal with brilliant cycling skills and the desire to make us ask the question: who is the real thief? (It's him.) This is clearly more important than Michael Jackson's 'macabre circus' of a funeral, the mystery of the Human Shrub and anything Andrew has done. Anyway, back to Richard's iPhone ... which came in this now-empty box, and went in a blur of colours and a photo of Richard in an uncompromising moustache which we hope at least gave the thief a fright. http://media.libsyn.com/media/britishcomedyguide/collings_herrin_71.mp3 Wed, 8 Jul 2009 16:05:00 GMT Andrew Collins and Richard HerringyesWe devote most of our 71st podcast to the story of Richard's iPhone being snatched in West London by an opportunistic tearaway and smooth criminal with brilliant cycling skills and the desire to make us ask the question: who is the real thief? (It's him.)Andrew Collins and Richard HerringWe devote most of our 71st podcast to the story of Richard's iPhone being snatched in West London by an opportunistic tearaway and smooth criminal with brilliant cycling skills and the desire to make us ask the question: who is the real thief? (It's him.) This is clearly more important than Michael Jackson's 'macabre circus' of a funeral, the mystery of the Human Shrub and anything Andrew has done. Anyway, back to Richard's iPhone ... which came in this now-empty box, and went in a blur of colours and a photo of Richard in an uncompromising moustache which we hope at least gave the thief a fright.Collings,and,Herrin,Andrew,Collins,Richard,Herring,Podcast,Podcasts,Newspaper,News,British,Comedy,Guide In this special Michael Jackson memorial podcast, we talk about the life of Michael Jackson, the death of Michael Jackson, the voice of Michael Jackson, the legend of Michael Jackson, the response to Michael Jackson's death, the response of Uri Geller, the response of Debbie Rowe, the response from Glastonbury, the remodelling of Andy Murray, the allure of Flamingo Land, how to keep a baby tapir cool, and why girls kissing girls will disturb EVERY parent. http://media.libsyn.com/media/britishcomedyguide/collings_herrin_70.mp3 Wed, 1 Jul 2009 16:35:00 GMT Andrew Collins and Richard HerringyesIn this special Michael Jackson memorial podcast, we talk about the life of Michael Jackson, the death of Michael Jackson, the voice of Michael Jackson, the legend of Michael Jackson, the response to Michael Jackson's death, the response of Uri Geller, thAndrew Collins and Richard HerringIn this special Michael Jackson memorial podcast, we talk about the life of Michael Jackson, the death of Michael Jackson, the voice of Michael Jackson, the legend of Michael Jackson, the response to Michael Jackson's death, the response of Uri Geller, the response of Debbie Rowe, the response from Glastonbury, the remodelling of Andy Murray, the allure of Flamingo Land, how to keep a baby tapir cool, and why girls kissing girls will disturb EVERY parent.Collings,and,Herrin,Andrew,Collins,Richard,Herring,Podcast,Podcasts,Newspaper,News,British,Comedy,Guide In our 69th!!!LOL podcast, we lament the locking down of not just our own Wikipedia entries, but also Duncan Norvelle's, while discussing in great detail the political leanings of new Speaker, John Bercow, assessing the form of all eleven Doctors Whos, pondering Jordan's crude tattoo removal, looking at Andrew's Glastonbury hat, recalling with great fondness and inaccuracy the 1980s public share issue campaign, and asking, yet again, WHO IS VIRGILIO ANDERSON??? And all sponsored, once again, by the Rhythm Festival in Bedford, who have helpfully kept some tickets back to be sold, unlike Glastonbury who greedily sold all theirs. Typical. http://media.libsyn.com/media/britishcomedyguide/collings_herrin_69.mp3 Tue, 23 Jun 2009 15:00:00 GMT Andrew Collins and Richard HerringyesIn our 69th!!!LOL podcast, we lament the locking down of not just our own Wikipedia entries, but also Duncan Norvelle's, while discussing in great detail the political leanings of new Speaker, John Bercow, assessing the form of all eleven Doctors Whos, poAndrew Collins and Richard HerringIn our 69th!!!LOL podcast, we lament the locking down of not just our own Wikipedia entries, but also Duncan Norvelle's, while discussing in great detail the political leanings of new Speaker, John Bercow, assessing the form of all eleven Doctors Whos, pondering Jordan's crude tattoo removal, looking at Andrew's Glastonbury hat, recalling with great fondness and inaccuracy the 1980s public share issue campaign, and asking, yet again, WHO IS VIRGILIO ANDERSON??? And all sponsored, once again, by the Rhythm Festival in Bedford, who have helpfully kept some tickets back to be sold, unlike Glastonbury who greedily sold all theirs. Typical.Collings,and,Herrin,Andrew,Collins,Richard,Herring,Podcast,Podcasts,Newspaper,News,British,Comedy,Guide In our 68th podcast, Andrew has come hotfoot from reviewing the newspapers on Nick Ferrari's breakfast show on London's LBC, a non-stop commercial talk station ('London's Big Conversation'), and thus has read all of the newspapers, cover to cover, that's all of them, including the 'X-rated' Daily Star. For once, it's all news, and no nonsense or housekeeping or catchphrases or plugs for things we are doing or Richard complaining about being tired: the redacted MPs' expenses, the Wheelie Bin Revolution, the difference between Alesha Dixon and Arlene Philips, Sir Fred Goodwin's chimney-sweeping pennance, the 'Tarmaccing community', Jordan's 'X-rated' romp, the allure of nappies to the urban fox, and the great fluoridation debate. The one question we don't answer is, 'Who is Virgilio Anderson?' http://media.libsyn.com/media/britishcomedyguide/collings_herrin_68.mp3 Fri, 19 Jun 2009 14:40:00 GMT Andrew Collins and Richard HerringyesIn our 68th podcast, Andrew has come hotfoot from reviewing the newspapers on Nick Ferrari's breakfast show on London's LBC, a non-stop commercial talk station ('London's Big Conversation'), and thus has read all of the newspapers, cover to cover, that's Andrew Collins and Richard HerringIn our 68th podcast, Andrew has come hotfoot from reviewing the newspapers on Nick Ferrari's breakfast show on London's LBC, a non-stop commercial talk station ('London's Big Conversation'), and thus has read all of the newspapers, cover to cover, that's all of them, including the 'X-rated' Daily Star. For once, it's all news, and no nonsense or housekeeping or catchphrases or plugs for things we are doing or Richard complaining about being tired: the redacted MPs' expenses, the Wheelie Bin Revolution, the difference between Alesha Dixon and Arlene Philips, Sir Fred Goodwin's chimney-sweeping pennance, the 'Tarmaccing community', Jordan's 'X-rated' romp, the allure of nappies to the urban fox, and the great fluoridation debate. The one question we don't answer is, 'Who is Virgilio Anderson?'Collings,and,Herrin,Andrew,Collins,Richard,Herring,Podcast,Podcasts,Newspaper,News,British,Comedy,Guide In our 67th podcast, sponsored by the Rhythm Festival (Aug 21-23) - for every weekend ticket they sell, our chosen charities Scope and Thomas's Fund get a donation each - which we discuss the electoral victory of the BNP and whether it's OK to have a go at Nick Griffin because of his face, celebrate the showbiz camp of Colonel Gaddafi, ponder the advantages and disadvantages of the head massage, admire Caroline Flint's shoes, assert Duncan Norvelle's heterosexuality, debate the spyhole, and, in the newly-shorn Richard's case, aim for two new catchphrases, one of which really belongs to Arnold Schwarzenegger. http://media.libsyn.com/media/britishcomedyguide/collings_herrin_67.mp3 Fri, 12 Jun 2009 14:30:00 GMT Andrew Collins and Richard HerringyesIn our 67th podcast, sponsored by the Rhythm Festival (Aug 21-23) - for every weekend ticket they sell, our chosen charities Scope and Thomas's Fund get a donation each - which we discuss the electoral victory of the BNP and whether it's OK to have a go aAndrew Collins and Richard HerringIn our 67th podcast, sponsored by the Rhythm Festival (Aug 21-23) - for every weekend ticket they sell, our chosen charities Scope and Thomas's Fund get a donation each - which we discuss the electoral victory of the BNP and whether it's OK to have a go at Nick Griffin because of his face, celebrate the showbiz camp of Colonel Gaddafi, ponder the advantages and disadvantages of the head massage, admire Caroline Flint's shoes, assert Duncan Norvelle's heterosexuality, debate the spyhole, and, in the newly-shorn Richard's case, aim for two new catchphrases, one of which really belongs to Arnold Schwarzenegger.Collings,and,Herrin,Andrew,Collins,Richard,Herring,Podcast,Podcasts,Newspaper,News,British,Comedy,Guide In our 666th podcast, a 'small gift from London', we bring you breaking news of the latest Cabinet resignations which will inevitably be out of date by the time you hear them, but then again, it's not a news programme. We admire the leopard in Hertfordshire who licked the rat, indulge in pointless speculation about the sad demise of Kung Fu star David Carradine, reveal how we voted in the Euro elections in order to influence indecisive people, fail to stop swearing in order to get back on the radio after last week's brief morning in the spotlight, and Andrew is allowed to tell an entire pencil-based anecdote, for which he is entirely grateful. http://media.libsyn.com/media/britishcomedyguide/collings_herrin_66.mp3 Fri, 5 Jun 2009 15:00:00 GMT Andrew Collins and Richard HerringyesIn our 666th podcast, a 'small gift from London', we bring you breaking news of the latest Cabinet resignations which will inevitably be out of date by the time you hear them, but then again, it's not a news programme. We admire the leopard in HertfordshiAndrew Collins and Richard HerringIn our 666th podcast, a 'small gift from London', we bring you breaking news of the latest Cabinet resignations which will inevitably be out of date by the time you hear them, but then again, it's not a news programme. We admire the leopard in Hertfordshire who licked the rat, indulge in pointless speculation about the sad demise of Kung Fu star David Carradine, reveal how we voted in the Euro elections in order to influence indecisive people, fail to stop swearing in order to get back on the radio after last week's brief morning in the spotlight, and Andrew is allowed to tell an entire pencil-based anecdote, for which he is entirely grateful.Collings,and,Herrin,Andrew,Collins,Richard,Herring,Podcast,Podcasts,Newspaper,News,British,Comedy,Guide This extra, 10-minute podcast is Andrew's fabled Mitford Sisters routine, recorded at the Duke Of York's Picturehouse on Thursday while Richard was safely backstage. In it, Andrew discusses all six of the Mitfords - Nancy, Pamela, Diana, Unity, Jessica and Debo - and not until the end of the set does anyone actually walk out. Warning: this podcast does not really include any Richard Herring. It is a bonus. It does not replace the regular podcast. Podcast 66 will follow shortly. Do admit. http://media.libsyn.com/media/britishcomedyguide/collings_herrin_65a.mp3 Mon, 1 Jun 2009 14:20:00 GMT Andrew Collins and Richard HerringyesThis extra, 10-minute podcast is Andrew's fabled Mitford Sisters routine, recorded at the Duke Of York's Picturehouse on Thursday while Richard was safely backstage. In it, Andrew discusses all six of the Mitfords - Nancy, Pamela, Diana, Unity, Jessica anAndrew Collins and Richard HerringThis extra, 10-minute podcast is Andrew's fabled Mitford Sisters routine, recorded at the Duke Of York's Picturehouse on Thursday while Richard was safely backstage. In it, Andrew discusses all six of the Mitfords - Nancy, Pamela, Diana, Unity, Jessica and Debo - and not until the end of the set does anyone actually walk out. Warning: this podcast does not really include any Richard Herring. It is a bonus. It does not replace the regular podcast. Podcast 66 will follow shortly. Do admit.Collings,and,Herrin,Andrew,Collins,Richard,Herring,Podcast,Podcasts,Newspaper,News,British,Comedy,Guide In this special live podcast from the Duke Of York's Picturehouse in sunny, bohemian Brighton, we play up to the paying audience of 250 people a bit, admittedly, but still manage to cover Susan Boyle the 'Hairy Angel', the resemblance of Kim Jong Il to BBC2's Stewart Lee, the allure of cottaging, the self-defeating genius of glow-in-the-dark monkeys, the perplexing but inspirational lyrics to Take That's Back For Good, the sex lives of Clare Rayner and Edwina Currie, and the return of Dane Bowers, 29. http://media.libsyn.com/media/britishcomedyguide/collings_herrin_65.mp3 Fri, 29 May 2009 09:00:00 GMT Andrew Collins and Richard HerringyesIn this special live podcast from the Duke Of York's Picturehouse in sunny, bohemian Brighton, we play up to the paying audience of 250 people a bit, admittedly, but still manage to cover Susan Boyle the 'Hairy Angel', the resemblance of Kim Jong Il to BBAndrew Collins and Richard HerringIn this special live podcast from the Duke Of York's Picturehouse in sunny, bohemian Brighton, we play up to the paying audience of 250 people a bit, admittedly, but still manage to cover Susan Boyle the 'Hairy Angel', the resemblance of Kim Jong Il to BBC2's Stewart Lee, the allure of cottaging, the self-defeating genius of glow-in-the-dark monkeys, the perplexing but inspirational lyrics to Take That's Back For Good, the sex lives of Clare Rayner and Edwina Currie, and the return of Dane Bowers, 29.Collings,and,Herrin,Andrew,Collins,Richard,Herring,Podcast,Podcasts,Newspaper,News,British,Comedy,Guide In our 64th podcast, sponsored by the Absolut Dublin Gay Theatre Festival, even though it's finished, we discuss the miracle, or not, of human evolution, and the fact that we are all descended from 100 people who walked off Africa 70,000 years ago, including Adam and Eve, and Noah and his wife Nelly, who themselves were descendants of a monkey/lemur called Ida, recently dug up in 1983 and now featured in a Guardian poster. We also analyse the ex-Speaker's nickname, the morality of selling your virginity to a 45-year-old Italian businessman and try not to swear or interrupt each other, in practice for being on the radio again. http://media.libsyn.com/media/britishcomedyguide/collings_herrin_64.mp3 Tue, 20 May 2009 23:55:00 GMT Andrew Collins and Richard HerringyesIn our 64th podcast, sponsored by the Absolut Dublin Gay Theatre Festival, even though it's finished, we discuss the miracle, or not, of human evolution, and the fact that we are all descended from 100 people who walked off Africa 70,000 years ago, includAndrew Collins and Richard HerringIn our 64th podcast, sponsored by the Absolut Dublin Gay Theatre Festival, even though it's finished, we discuss the miracle, or not, of human evolution, and the fact that we are all descended from 100 people who walked off Africa 70,000 years ago, including Adam and Eve, and Noah and his wife Nelly, who themselves were descendants of a monkey/lemur called Ida, recently dug up in 1983 and now featured in a Guardian poster. We also analyse the ex-Speaker's nickname, the morality of selling your virginity to a 45-year-old Italian businessman and try not to swear or interrupt each other, in practice for being on the radio again.Collings,and,Herrin,Andrew,Collins,Richard,Herring,Podcast,Podcasts,Newspaper,News,British,Comedy,Guide In the transparent 63rd podcast, we declare every penny of our expenses, including both fingers of a Twix, while discussing infinity, morality, hypocrisy, prejudice, sexism, racism, homophobia, the coming dandelion menace and what Jordan said to Richard when he met her on the GMTV sofa. For one week only, we include the Daily Telegraph among the newspapers we analyse - because it is at the centre of the expenses story - and find it much too big. Way too big. I mean, look at the size of it. It's ridiculous. http://media.libsyn.com/media/britishcomedyguide/collings_herrin_63.mp3 Fri, 15 May 2009 15:50:00 GMT Andrew Collins and Richard HerringyesIn the transparent 63rd podcast, we declare every penny of our expenses, including both fingers of a Twix, while discussing infinity, morality, hypocrisy, prejudice, sexism, racism, homophobia, the coming dandelion menace and what Jordan said to Richard wAndrew Collins and Richard HerringIn the transparent 63rd podcast, we declare every penny of our expenses, including both fingers of a Twix, while discussing infinity, morality, hypocrisy, prejudice, sexism, racism, homophobia, the coming dandelion menace and what Jordan said to Richard when he met her on the GMTV sofa. For one week only, we include the Daily Telegraph among the newspapers we analyse - because it is at the centre of the expenses story - and find it much too big. Way too big. I mean, look at the size of it. It's ridiculous.Collings,and,Herrin,Andrew,Collins,Richard,Herring,Podcast,Podcasts,Newspaper,News,British,Comedy,Guide In our 62nd podcast, we take just about every ideological position under the sun on such complex issues as Gurkha justice, Nazism, bra size, MPs' expenses, the British position in India, the possibly fictional 'ugly' man with pitted skin and Hugh Cornwell's hairstyle suddenly accused of having something to do with the disappearance of Madeleine McCann, Jon Gaunt's panic over a word in Bono's poem about Elvis, the wisdom or otherwise of using a cartoon of a keyboard key for the word "by" in byline credits in the Daily Mirror (a subject that only really animates one of us - guess which one?), and the magical 'optical illusion' of glass between a child and a tiger in a zoo. http://media.libsyn.com/media/britishcomedyguide/collings_herrin_62.mp3 Fri, 8 May 2009 19:00:00 GMT Andrew Collins and Richard HerringyesIn our 62nd podcast, we take just about every ideological position under the sun on such complex issues as Gurkha justice, Nazism, bra size, MPs' expenses, the British position in India, the possibly fictional 'ugly' man with pitted skin and Hugh CornwellAndrew Collins and Richard HerringIn our 62nd podcast, we take just about every ideological position under the sun on such complex issues as Gurkha justice, Nazism, bra size, MPs' expenses, the British position in India, the possibly fictional 'ugly' man with pitted skin and Hugh Cornwell's hairstyle suddenly accused of having something to do with the disappearance of Madeleine McCann, Jon Gaunt's panic over a word in Bono's poem about Elvis, the wisdom or otherwise of using a cartoon of a keyboard key for the word "by" in byline credits in the Daily Mirror (a subject that only really animates one of us - guess which one?), and the magical 'optical illusion' of glass between a child and a tiger in a zoo.Collings,and,Herrin,Andrew,Collins,Richard,Herring,Podcast,Podcasts,Newspaper,News,British,Comedy,Guide In our 61st pigcast, from the very bottom of the iTunes charts, suffering from the hangover of fame, we present a balanced view of the swine flu pandemic-in-waiting, wonder if the world population couldn't in fact do with a little 'thinning out', celebrate some newly-discovered British Library cottaging graffiti, 'Get Britain Laughing' along with The Sun, ponder the fate of Michael MacIntyre and other successful comedians who seem to be enjoying success just to make us feel unsuccessful, and enjoy some 'lunchtime fun' by reminiscing about 1970s sweets that have been ruined by killjoys and health and safety fears. http://media.libsyn.com/media/britishcomedyguide/collings_herrin_61.mp3 Tue, 28 Apr 2009 21:20:00 GMT Andrew Collins and Richard HerringyesIn our 61st pigcast, from the very bottom of the iTunes charts, suffering from the hangover of fame, we present a balanced view of the swine flu pandemic-in-waiting, wonder if the world population couldn't in fact do with a little 'thinning out', celebratAndrew Collins and Richard HerringIn our 61st pigcast, from the very bottom of the iTunes charts, suffering from the hangover of fame, we present a balanced view of the swine flu pandemic-in-waiting, wonder if the world population couldn't in fact do with a little 'thinning out', celebrate some newly-discovered British Library cottaging graffiti, 'Get Britain Laughing' along with The Sun, ponder the fate of Michael MacIntyre and other successful comedians who seem to be enjoying success just to make us feel unsuccessful, and enjoy some 'lunchtime fun' by reminiscing about 1970s sweets that have been ruined by killjoys and health and safety fears.Collings,and,Herrin,Andrew,Collins,Richard,Herring,Podcast,Podcasts,Newspaper,News,British,Comedy,Guide In this spontaneous podcast, nominally number 60, Andrew Collings and Richard Herrin shamelessly celebrate reaching number 6 in the iTunes podcast charts and overtaking Stephen Fry for at least one blessed moment before - we assume - plummeting back down again when our new subscribers hear this very podcast (or Stephen Fry actually records a podcast). In it, we talk mainly about our own brief taste of success, but also a bit about Tesco's push for Lebensraum, fat people causing global warming and Susan Boyle, plus sophisticated film reviews of Fast And Furious, Star Wars with Simon Pegg and Crank: High Voltage. http://media.libsyn.com/media/britishcomedyguide/collings_herrin_60.mp3 Tue, 21 Apr 2009 20:20:00 GMT Andrew Collins and Richard HerringyesIn this spontaneous podcast, nominally number 60, Andrew Collings and Richard Herrin shamelessly celebrate reaching number 6 in the iTunes podcast charts and overtaking Stephen Fry for at least one blessed moment before - we assume - plummeting back down Andrew Collins and Richard HerringIn this spontaneous podcast, nominally number 60, Andrew Collings and Richard Herrin shamelessly celebrate reaching number 6 in the iTunes podcast charts and overtaking Stephen Fry for at least one blessed moment before - we assume - plummeting back down again when our new subscribers hear this very podcast (or Stephen Fry actually records a podcast). In it, we talk mainly about our own brief taste of success, but also a bit about Tesco's push for Lebensraum, fat people causing global warming and Susan Boyle, plus sophisticated film reviews of Fast And Furious, Star Wars with Simon Pegg and Crank: High Voltage.Collings,and,Herrin,Andrew,Collins,Richard,Herring,Podcast,Podcasts,Newspaper,News,British,Comedy,Guide In Collings and Herrin Podcast 59, we do something romantic that we've never done before and will never do again (you'll have to listen to find out exactly what). We also correct a heinous miscarriage of justice, consider the 39 complaints logged about ITV1's pornographic Saturday teatime talent show Britain's Got Tassles, support the campaign to moan about the red elastic bands left by postmen on your path, consider the almost self-defeating generosity of the British Legion raffle, and warn Margaret off The Apprentice not to pick up the soap when Nick is around, even though only one of us still watches The Apprentice, which is a stupid programme. And only one of us is going to see Star Trek. http://media.libsyn.com/media/britishcomedyguide/collings_herrin_59.mp3 Thu, 16 Apr 2009 18:40:00 GMT Andrew Collins and Richard HerringyesIn Collings and Herrin Podcast 59, we do something romantic that we've never done before and will never do again (you'll have to listen to find out exactly what). We also correct a heinous miscarriage of justice, consider the 39 complaints logged about ITAndrew Collins and Richard HerringIn Collings and Herrin Podcast 59, we do something romantic that we've never done before and will never do again (you'll have to listen to find out exactly what). We also correct a heinous miscarriage of justice, consider the 39 complaints logged about ITV1's pornographic Saturday teatime talent show Britain's Got Tassles, support the campaign to moan about the red elastic bands left by postmen on your path, consider the almost self-defeating generosity of the British Legion raffle, and warn Margaret off The Apprentice not to pick up the soap when Nick is around, even though only one of us still watches The Apprentice, which is a stupid programme. And only one of us is going to see Star Trek.Collings,and,Herrin,Andrew,Collins,Richard,Herring,Podcast,Podcasts,Newspaper,News,British,Comedy,Guide In Podcast 58, we celebrate the good fortune of the man sitting next to the Guinness heiress on the plane, ask why the Great British bobby is wearing a balaclava, discuss the entire 43-year history of Star Trek, laud the courageous Sir Michael Parkinson for being in a wilderness, promote Old Jamaica Ginger Beer in the vain hope of being sponsored by them, and, as usual, act like a bit of fanny and a doormat in need of a hug, not that we would ever allow a single customer review on iTunes to get to us. http://media.libsyn.com/media/britishcomedyguide/collings_herrin_58.mp3 Wed, 8 Apr 2009 21:30:00 GMT Andrew Collins and Richard HerringyesIn Podcast 58, we celebrate the good fortune of the man sitting next to the Guinness heiress on the plane, ask why the Great British bobby is wearing a balaclava, discuss the entire 43-year history of Star Trek, laud the courageous Sir Michael Parkinson fAndrew Collins and Richard HerringIn Podcast 58, we celebrate the good fortune of the man sitting next to the Guinness heiress on the plane, ask why the Great British bobby is wearing a balaclava, discuss the entire 43-year history of Star Trek, laud the courageous Sir Michael Parkinson for being in a wilderness, promote Old Jamaica Ginger Beer in the vain hope of being sponsored by them, and, as usual, act like a bit of fanny and a doormat in need of a hug, not that we would ever allow a single customer review on iTunes to get to us.Collings,and,Herrin,Andrew,Collins,Richard,Herring,Podcast,Podcasts,Newspaper,News,British,Comedy,Guide We would like to make it clear - crisply, refreshingly clear - that Collings and Herrin Podcast 57 is not sponsored by Magners Light Irish Cider, created in the same authentic, time honoured tradition as Magners Original Cider, but with fewer calories. However, we did drink a 330ml bottle each during today's podcast, which led to a more sophisticated discussion than normal about the a united Ireland, the Israel-Palestine conflict, the intricacies of expenses claims, the changing nature of titilation, the 'phlegminess' of cider and the economic hardship of having a sitcom cancelled. Magners Light Irish Cider is actually not as phlegmy as we remember cider to be from when we used to drink it at the correct cider-drinking age ie. 17. http://media.libsyn.com/media/britishcomedyguide/collings_herrin_57.mp3 Tue, 31 Mar 2009 21:30:00 GMT Andrew Collins and Richard HerringyesWe would like to make it clear - crisply, refreshingly clear - that Collings and Herrin Podcast 57 is not sponsored by Magners Light Irish Cider, created in the same authentic, time honoured tradition as Magners Original Cider, but with fewer calories. HoAndrew Collins and Richard HerringWe would like to make it clear - crisply, refreshingly clear - that Collings and Herrin Podcast 57 is not sponsored by Magners Light Irish Cider, created in the same authentic, time honoured tradition as Magners Original Cider, but with fewer calories. However, we did drink a 330ml bottle each during today's podcast, which led to a more sophisticated discussion than normal about the a united Ireland, the Israel-Palestine conflict, the intricacies of expenses claims, the changing nature of titilation, the 'phlegminess' of cider and the economic hardship of having a sitcom cancelled. Magners Light Irish Cider is actually not as phlegmy as we remember cider to be from when we used to drink it at the correct cider-drinking age ie. 17.Collings,and,Herrin,Andrew,Collins,Richard,Herring,Podcast,Podcasts,Newspaper,News,British,Comedy,Guide In our 56th podcast, we give equal, self-defeatingly critical airtime to both Magners Cider and Oatibix in an effort to confuse our potential sponsors. We pay tribute to the Essex Princess, worry about John Terry's mum, applaud Gordon Brown for making Princess Anne Queen, mouth the word 'bollocks' to see if it's offensive, and deconstruct David Jason's accidentally racist joke. http://media.libsyn.com/media/britishcomedyguide/collings_herrin_56.mp3 Fri, 27 Mar 2009 14:30:00 GMT Andrew Collins and Richard HerringyesIn our 56th podcast, we give equal, self-defeatingly critical airtime to both Magners Cider and Oatibix in an effort to confuse our potential sponsors. We pay tribute to the Essex Princess, worry about John Terry's mum, applaud Gordon Brown for making PriAndrew Collins and Richard HerringIn our 56th podcast, we give equal, self-defeatingly critical airtime to both Magners Cider and Oatibix in an effort to confuse our potential sponsors. We pay tribute to the Essex Princess, worry about John Terry's mum, applaud Gordon Brown for making Princess Anne Queen, mouth the word 'bollocks' to see if it's offensive, and deconstruct David Jason's accidentally racist joke.Collings,and,Herrin,Andrew,Collins,Richard,Herring,Podcast,Podcasts,Newspaper,News,British,Comedy,Guide Hey! Collings and Herrin Podcast No. 55 is out of the traps. In it, we sensitively cover the trial of Josef Fritzl, read out some letters to the Sunday Times, squeeze one joke out of Keith Vaz, enjoy some crazy animal stories, but mainly talk about Richard's tour and the inherent tragedy therein. As an experiment, we try drinking some of the alcoholic drink Perroni while recording it. This was a huge mistake, but we enjoyed it. http://media.libsyn.com/media/britishcomedyguide/collings_herrin_55.mp3 Wed, 18 Mar 2009 10:00:00 GMT Andrew Collins and Richard HerringyesHey! Collings and Herrin Podcast No. 55 is out of the traps. In it, we sensitively cover the trial of Josef Fritzl, read out some letters to the Sunday Times, squeeze one joke out of Keith Vaz, enjoy some crazy animal stories, but mainly talk about RicharAndrew Collins and Richard HerringHey! Collings and Herrin Podcast No. 55 is out of the traps. In it, we sensitively cover the trial of Josef Fritzl, read out some letters to the Sunday Times, squeeze one joke out of Keith Vaz, enjoy some crazy animal stories, but mainly talk about Richard's tour and the inherent tragedy therein. As an experiment, we try drinking some of the alcoholic drink Perroni while recording it. This was a huge mistake, but we enjoyed it.Collings,and,Herrin,Andrew,Collins,Richard,Herring,Podcast,Podcasts,Newspaper,News,British,Comedy,Guide In our 54th podcast, one of us is caffeine-free, the other is virtually insensible on the stuff. Ethical and moral discussion moves almost imperceptibly from Prince Charles's detox tincture to the quality of placard at the Luton anti-war protests; from monkey vengeance to sheepdog love; from the wheelie bin police to reincarnation as a bee; from just about anything to Richard's tour dates. Andrew remains in a Zen-like stated of decaffeinated calm throughout. http://media.libsyn.com/media/britishcomedyguide/collings_herrin_54.mp3 Wed, 11 Mar 2009 17:00:00 GMT Andrew Collins and Richard HerringyesIn our 54th podcast, one of us is caffeine-free, the other is virtually insensible on the stuff. Ethical and moral discussion moves almost imperceptibly from Prince Charles's detox tincture to the quality of placard at the Luton anti-war protests; from moAndrew Collins and Richard HerringIn our 54th podcast, one of us is caffeine-free, the other is virtually insensible on the stuff. Ethical and moral discussion moves almost imperceptibly from Prince Charles's detox tincture to the quality of placard at the Luton anti-war protests; from monkey vengeance to sheepdog love; from the wheelie bin police to reincarnation as a bee; from just about anything to Richard's tour dates. Andrew remains in a Zen-like stated of decaffeinated calm throughout.Collings,and,Herrin,Andrew,Collins,Richard,Herring,Podcast,Podcasts,Newspaper,News,British,Comedy,Guide What? A new podcast already? That's real value. In our 53rd podcast, recorded a matter of days after the last one because Richard is on tour or something, powered by homemade biscotti, we find out that grapefruit juice can cause heart failure, television can give you asthma, having a job can get you stripped of your University Challenge glory, teenagers can cost nine thousand pounds, Sir Fred Goodwin was named by William Makepeace Thackeray, Tesco's offer real baskets as opposed to surreal or figurative ones, Richard's got another idea for a Slumdog Millionaire sequel, beer is a surprise sedative and teenagers' pants are designed to be seen. �Can we just apologise for the burp with which this podcast begins. Rich was very tired. http://media.libsyn.com/media/britishcomedyguide/collings_herrin_53.mp3 Wed, 4 Mar 2009 00:10:00 GMT Andrew Collins and Richard HerringyesWhat? A new podcast already? That's real value. In our 53rd podcast, recorded a matter of days after the last one because Richard is on tour or something, powered by homemade biscotti, we find out that grapefruit juice can cause heart failure, television Andrew Collins and Richard HerringWhat? A new podcast already? That's real value. In our 53rd podcast, recorded a matter of days after the last one because Richard is on tour or something, powered by homemade biscotti, we find out that grapefruit juice can cause heart failure, television can give you asthma, having a job can get you stripped of your University Challenge glory, teenagers can cost nine thousand pounds, Sir Fred Goodwin was named by William Makepeace Thackeray, Tesco's offer real baskets as opposed to surreal or figurative ones, Richard's got another idea for a Slumdog Millionaire sequel, beer is a surprise sedative and teenagers' pants are designed to be seen. �Can we just apologise for the burp with which this podcast begins. Rich was very tired.Collings,and,Herrin,Andrew,Collins,Richard,Herring,Podcast,Podcasts,Newspaper,News,British,Comedy,Guide In our 52nd podcast, we manage to largely avoid talking about the tragedy-filled news by discussing the legality and morality of secretly taking photos with mobile phones up ladies' skirts, Richard's special plan for Lent, the fact that bras used to be exciting, why we should actually have some compassion for Jade Goody, and the fact that, all being well, we will be on Channel 4 News because we are the news. Interestingly, it turns out that last week's podcast might not have been recorded using the podcast studio and the nice new mic, but through the internal mic, so ha ha if you thought it sounded better. It probably didn't. And this week it's back to normal until a nerd can help us. http://media.libsyn.com/media/britishcomedyguide/collings_herrin_52.mp3 Thu, 26 Feb 2009 15:30:00 GMT Andrew Collins and Richard HerringyesIn our 52nd podcast, we manage to largely avoid talking about the tragedy-filled news by discussing the legality and morality of secretly taking photos with mobile phones up ladies' skirts, Richard's special plan for Lent, the fact that bras used to be exAndrew Collins and Richard HerringIn our 52nd podcast, we manage to largely avoid talking about the tragedy-filled news by discussing the legality and morality of secretly taking photos with mobile phones up ladies' skirts, Richard's special plan for Lent, the fact that bras used to be exciting, why we should actually have some compassion for Jade Goody, and the fact that, all being well, we will be on Channel 4 News because we are the news. Interestingly, it turns out that last week's podcast might not have been recorded using the podcast studio and the nice new mic, but through the internal mic, so ha ha if you thought it sounded better. It probably didn't. And this week it's back to normal until a nerd can help us.Collings,and,Herrin,Andrew,Collins,Richard,Herring,Podcast,Podcasts,Newspaper,News,British,Comedy,Guide In our 51st podcast, recorded for the first time ever on the professional podcast studio Richard bought and paid for while drunk before Christmas, we allow ourselves to be seduced by the professionalism of the equipment and dispense with puerile jokes and humour and just pontificate on free speech for ages. And there's a bit about the enraged, now-dead celebrity chimpanzee, and Peter Mandelson's swear at Starbucks, and Hitler's table manners, and the Church Of England school teaching ten year olds 'filth', and hate cleric Abu Qatada and the tabloids' demonisation of men with beards, and why Twitter is good/bad. You decide! http://media.libsyn.com/media/britishcomedyguide/collings_herrin_51.mp3 Thu, 19 Feb 2009 18:40:00 GMT Andrew Collins and Richard HerringyesIn our 51st podcast, recorded for the first time ever on the professional podcast studio Richard bought and paid for while drunk before Christmas, we allow ourselves to be seduced by the professionalism of the equipment and dispense with puerile jokes andAndrew Collins and Richard HerringIn our 51st podcast, recorded for the first time ever on the professional podcast studio Richard bought and paid for while drunk before Christmas, we allow ourselves to be seduced by the professionalism of the equipment and dispense with puerile jokes and humour and just pontificate on free speech for ages. And there's a bit about the enraged, now-dead celebrity chimpanzee, and Peter Mandelson's swear at Starbucks, and Hitler's table manners, and the Church Of England school teaching ten year olds 'filth', and hate cleric Abu Qatada and the tabloids' demonisation of men with beards, and why Twitter is good/bad. You decide!Collings,and,Herrin,Andrew,Collins,Richard,Herring,Podcast,Podcasts,Newspaper,News,British,Comedy,Guide In this, our 50th podcast, we celebrate by not using the brand new podcast studio because we can't make it work yet. But in what may be the last ever podcast made using GarageBand - and indeed the last ever podcast, if we decide to stop it - we discuss Prince Harry's racism course, bears and cubs, Husker Du, the only good news to come out of the Australian Bush Fires (which involves a bear but not a cub), the complex morality of a 13-year-old having a baby with a 15-year-old and the fact that Richard is touring The Headmaster's Son and wants people to buy tickets so much he is prepared to appear alongside racist Carol Thatcher on Channel Five. Here's to the next 50. (The next 50 plugs for Richard's tour, that is.) http://media.libsyn.com/media/britishcomedyguide/collings_herrin_50.mp3 Fri, 13 Feb 2009 16:45:00 GMT Andrew Collins and Richard HerringyesIn this, our 50th podcast, we celebrate by not using the brand new podcast studio because we can't make it work yet. But in what may be the last ever podcast made using GarageBand - and indeed the last ever podcast, if we decide to stop it - we discuss PrAndrew Collins and Richard HerringIn this, our 50th podcast, we celebrate by not using the brand new podcast studio because we can't make it work yet. But in what may be the last ever podcast made using GarageBand - and indeed the last ever podcast, if we decide to stop it - we discuss Prince Harry's racism course, bears and cubs, Husker Du, the only good news to come out of the Australian Bush Fires (which involves a bear but not a cub), the complex morality of a 13-year-old having a baby with a 15-year-old and the fact that Richard is touring The Headmaster's Son and wants people to buy tickets so much he is prepared to appear alongside racist Carol Thatcher on Channel Five. Here's to the next 50. (The next 50 plugs for Richard's tour, that is.)Collings,and,Herrin,Andrew,Collins,Richard,Herring,Podcast,Podcasts,Newspaper,News,British,Comedy,Guide Happy birthday to us! We are one year old! That's 51 podcasts over 52 weeks (don't ask), and in our 49th (don't think too hard about it), we try a Twitter experiment, consider where snow comes from, discuss the origins of the word 'Golliwog', have a pretty serious theological debate about Jesus, discuss the game of rugby and rise above any comments made against us on iTunes, because that's the kind of seasoned professionals we are. Warning: this podcast is not as good as the scripted, edited, produced, satirical radio show On The Hour. We're sorry about that. http://media.libsyn.com/media/britishcomedyguide/collings_herrin_49.mp3 Thu, 5 Feb 2009 15:00:00 GMT Andrew Collins and Richard HerringyesHappy birthday to us! We are one year old! That's 51 podcasts over 52 weeks (don't ask), and in our 49th (don't think too hard about it), we try a Twitter experiment, consider where snow comes from, discuss the origins of the word 'Golliwog', have a prettAndrew Collins and Richard HerringHappy birthday to us! We are one year old! That's 51 podcasts over 52 weeks (don't ask), and in our 49th (don't think too hard about it), we try a Twitter experiment, consider where snow comes from, discuss the origins of the word 'Golliwog', have a pretty serious theological debate about Jesus, discuss the game of rugby and rise above any comments made against us on iTunes, because that's the kind of seasoned professionals we are. Warning: this podcast is not as good as the scripted, edited, produced, satirical radio show On The Hour. We're sorry about that.Collings,and,Herrin,Andrew,Collins,Richard,Herring,Podcast,Podcasts,Newspaper,News,British,Comedy,Guide In our 48th podcast, we mainly come up with a new book idea for Dave Gorman which is a surefire winner, but also find time to ponder what happens in the seconds before your death, marvel at Prince Harry's appetite and compare the original lyrics of the 1891 sea shanty What Shall We Do With A Drunken Sailor and the new politically-correct version that has probably been made up by the tabloids. Also, Richard's gearbox has broken and he's pretty circumspect about the amount it's going to cost him to get it fixed, even though he has yet to be made redundant.� http://media.libsyn.com/media/britishcomedyguide/collings_herrin_48.mp3 Fri, 30 Jan 2009 14:15:00 GMT Andrew Collins and Richard HerringyesIn our 48th podcast, we mainly come up with a new book idea for Dave Gorman which is a surefire winner, but also find time to ponder what happens in the seconds before your death, marvel at Prince Harry's appetite and compare the original lyrics of the 18Andrew Collins and Richard HerringIn our 48th podcast, we mainly come up with a new book idea for Dave Gorman which is a surefire winner, but also find time to ponder what happens in the seconds before your death, marvel at Prince Harry's appetite and compare the original lyrics of the 1891 sea shanty What Shall We Do With A Drunken Sailor and the new politically-correct version that has probably been made up by the tabloids. Also, Richard's gearbox has broken and he's pretty circumspect about the amount it's going to cost him to get it fixed, even though he has yet to be made redundant.�Collings,and,Herrin,Andrew,Collins,Richard,Herring,Podcast,Podcasts,Newspaper,News,British,Comedy,Guide In our 47th podcast, subtitled Hubris, we continue to ponder the fate of the Hitler moustache, give away the entire plot of Slumdog Millionaire (which is the feelgood film of the decade), continue to humiliate ourselves over Adam and Joe, and mark both the inaugurations of Barack Obama. Richard also returns to the burning issues of anarchist Christmas tree disposal and how to deal with a scary man with two black eyes - and he accidentally calls Andrew "Stew", which was bound to happen sooner or later. Meanwhile, Andrew tries to keep quiet and ponders his own intellectual insecurity. http://media.libsyn.com/media/britishcomedyguide/collings_herrin_47.mp3 Fri, 23 Jan 2009 17:20:00 GMT Andrew Collins and Richard HerringyesIn our 47th podcast, subtitled Hubris, we continue to ponder the fate of the Hitler moustache, give away the entire plot of Slumdog Millionaire (which is the feelgood film of the decade), continue to humiliate ourselves over Adam and Joe, and mark both thAndrew Collins and Richard HerringIn our 47th podcast, subtitled Hubris, we continue to ponder the fate of the Hitler moustache, give away the entire plot of Slumdog Millionaire (which is the feelgood film of the decade), continue to humiliate ourselves over Adam and Joe, and mark both the inaugurations of Barack Obama. Richard also returns to the burning issues of anarchist Christmas tree disposal and how to deal with a scary man with two black eyes - and he accidentally calls Andrew "Stew", which was bound to happen sooner or later. Meanwhile, Andrew tries to keep quiet and ponders his own intellectual insecurity.Collings,and,Herrin,Andrew,Collins,Richard,Herring,Podcast,Podcasts,Newspaper,News,British,Comedy,Guide In our 46th podcast, we fight off the cold of Richard's house by shouting at the tops of our voices about: how good Adam and Joe are (no, really, they are very, very good, much better than us on literally every level, you should subscribe to their podcast now, if you haven't already), how the pilot of the United Airlines flight that landed in the Hudson River should be rewarded for saving the lives of 155 people, whether or not Prince Harry is an idiot, whether it's socially acceptable to grow a Hitler moustache in this day and age, and how the third runway at Heathrow will actually be good for the environment. Did we mention how good Adam and Joe are? http://media.libsyn.com/media/britishcomedyguide/collings_herrin_46.mp3 Fri, 16 Jan 2009 20:45:00 GMT Andrew Collins and Richard HerringyesIn our 46th podcast, we fight off the cold of Richard's house by shouting at the tops of our voices about: how good Adam and Joe are (no, really, they are very, very good, much better than us on literally every level, you should subscribe to their podcastAndrew Collins and Richard HerringIn our 46th podcast, we fight off the cold of Richard's house by shouting at the tops of our voices about: how good Adam and Joe are (no, really, they are very, very good, much better than us on literally every level, you should subscribe to their podcast now, if you haven't already), how the pilot of the United Airlines flight that landed in the Hudson River should be rewarded for saving the lives of 155 people, whether or not Prince Harry is an idiot, whether it's socially acceptable to grow a Hitler moustache in this day and age, and how the third runway at Heathrow will actually be good for the environment. Did we mention how good Adam and Joe are?Collings,and,Herrin,Andrew,Collins,Richard,Herring,Podcast,Podcasts,Newspaper,News,British,Comedy,Guide In our first podcast of 2009, Richard tries out his new, chillaxed, non-hectoring, post-Caribbean persona and Andrew becomes a man of rational scientific thought and debunker of non-evidence-based myths. It takes us quite a while to get to the newspapers, but when we do, it's mainly the story about the UFO hitting the wind turbine that we cover. Don't worry, in the end, we have both returned to our usual selves. Except Andrew. It's great to be back, shouting at each other again at the tops of our lungs and not sponsored by Monarch Airlines. http://media.libsyn.com/media/britishcomedyguide/collings_herrin_45.mp3 Fri, 9 Jan 2009 16:45:00 GMT Andrew Collins and Richard HerringyesIn our first podcast of 2009, Richard tries out his new, chillaxed, non-hectoring, post-Caribbean persona and Andrew becomes a man of rational scientific thought and debunker of non-evidence-based myths. It takes us quite a while to get to the newspapers,Andrew Collins and Richard HerringIn our first podcast of 2009, Richard tries out his new, chillaxed, non-hectoring, post-Caribbean persona and Andrew becomes a man of rational scientific thought and debunker of non-evidence-based myths. It takes us quite a while to get to the newspapers, but when we do, it's mainly the story about the UFO hitting the wind turbine that we cover. Don't worry, in the end, we have both returned to our usual selves. Except Andrew. It's great to be back, shouting at each other again at the tops of our lungs and not sponsored by Monarch Airlines.Collings,and,Herrin,Andrew,Collins,Richard,Herring,Podcast,Podcasts,Newspaper,News,British,Comedy,Guide In this pre-recorded New Year's Eve Review Of The Year Looking Back On 2008 Roundup Special, Andrew belatedly gives Richard his Christmas present, which he really likes, and we discuss our most-missed dead people of the year, plus give a detailed analysis of such seismic events as the Beijing Olympics, the election of Barack Obama and when Iain Morris caught the pomegranate juice thrown by Kevin Bishop. We'll be back in 2009, when Andrew resolves to stop being the controversial one and Richard resolves to start being the controversial one. http://media.libsyn.com/media/britishcomedyguide/collings_herrin_44.mp3 Wed, 31 Dec 2008 02:00:00 GMT Andrew Collins and Richard HerringyesIn this pre-recorded New Year's Eve Review Of The Year Looking Back On 2008 Roundup Special, Andrew belatedly gives Richard his Christmas present, which he really likes, and we discuss our most-missed dead people of the year, plus give a detailed analysisAndrew Collins and Richard HerringIn this pre-recorded New Year's Eve Review Of The Year Looking Back On 2008 Roundup Special, Andrew belatedly gives Richard his Christmas present, which he really likes, and we discuss our most-missed dead people of the year, plus give a detailed analysis of such seismic events as the Beijing Olympics, the election of Barack Obama and when Iain Morris caught the pomegranate juice thrown by Kevin Bishop. We'll be back in 2009, when Andrew resolves to stop being the controversial one and Richard resolves to start being the controversial one.Collings,and,Herrin,Andrew,Collins,Richard,Herring,Podcast,Podcasts,Newspaper,News,British,Comedy,Guide In this special one-off Christmas podclash, we join Phill Jupitus and Phil Wilding in their posh studio for The Perfect Twelve: four men and a hat, discussing twelve festive things, including Christmas films, Christmas foodstuffs, Christmas carols and outfits we'd like to see Christmas turkeys wearing. All powered by one warm can of Carlsberg. Note: this is the lo-fi, extra-length Collings and Herrin version, recorded on a laptop; the studio version - shorter and properly miked and equalised and everything - is available from the usual Phill and Phil outlets. Collect 'em all! http://media.libsyn.com/media/britishcomedyguide/collings_herrin_perfect_12.mp3 Tue, 23 Dec 2008 09:00:00 GMT Andrew Collins and Richard HerringyesIn this special one-off Christmas podclash, we join Phill Jupitus and Phil Wilding in their posh studio for The Perfect Twelve: four men and a hat, discussing twelve festive things, including Christmas films, Christmas foodstuffs, Christmas carols and outAndrew Collins and Richard HerringIn this special one-off Christmas podclash, we join Phill Jupitus and Phil Wilding in their posh studio for The Perfect Twelve: four men and a hat, discussing twelve festive things, including Christmas films, Christmas foodstuffs, Christmas carols and outfits we'd like to see Christmas turkeys wearing. All powered by one warm can of Carlsberg. Note: this is the lo-fi, extra-length Collings and Herrin version, recorded on a laptop; the studio version - shorter and properly miked and equalised and everything - is available from the usual Phill and Phil outlets. Collect 'em all!Collings,and,Herrin,Andrew,Collins,Richard,Herring,Podcast,Podcasts,Newspaper,News,British,Comedy,Guide In our 43rd podcast, the pre-Christmas special, we experiment with two pints of lager/stout and some noodles and coffee, to see what happens. Scientists can study the results, as we discuss, in a rational and non-hysterical manner, the Strictly scandal, the range of hampers available this year, the throwing of a shoe at a president, the throwing of a second shoe at the same president, still unprotected, and the continued joy of secret dancing. It's like the lethargy and indulgence of Christmas has come early! There's even the unwrapping of a present. http://media.libsyn.com/media/britishcomedyguide/collings_herrin_43.mp3 Wed, 17 Dec 2008 08:30:00 GMT Andrew Collins and Richard HerringyesIn our 43rd podcast, the pre-Christmas special, we experiment with two pints of lager/stout and some noodles and coffee, to see what happens. Scientists can study the results, as we discuss, in a rational and non-hysterical manner, the Strictly scandal, tAndrew Collins and Richard HerringIn our 43rd podcast, the pre-Christmas special, we experiment with two pints of lager/stout and some noodles and coffee, to see what happens. Scientists can study the results, as we discuss, in a rational and non-hysterical manner, the Strictly scandal, the range of hampers available this year, the throwing of a shoe at a president, the throwing of a second shoe at the same president, still unprotected, and the continued joy of secret dancing. It's like the lethargy and indulgence of Christmas has come early! There's even the unwrapping of a present.Collings,and,Herrin,Andrew,Collins,Richard,Herring,Podcast,Podcasts,Newspaper,News,British,Comedy,Guide In our 42nd podcast, we ignore the news for the first 27 minutes while we talk about very little, but when we do finally acknowledge the outside world and the events therein, it's Lisa Snowden's potentially dangerous jive, Terry Wogan's tumble dryer, a Hampshire lollipop man's tinsel-decorated sign, the Sun's Military awards and the decision to allow Andy McNab to appear in the judges photograph with a small blackboard over his face, and that's it. Sadly, Andrew mucked about with the computer and it ends before the traditional one hour and six minutes. You should be aware of that. http://media.libsyn.com/media/britishcomedyguide/collings_herrin_42.mp3 Thu, 11 Dec 2008 15:20:00 GMT Andrew Collins and Richard HerringyesIn our 42nd podcast, we ignore the news for the first 27 minutes while we talk about very little, but when we do finally acknowledge the outside world and the events therein, it's Lisa Snowden's potentially dangerous jive, Terry Wogan's tumble dryer, a HaAndrew Collins and Richard HerringIn our 42nd podcast, we ignore the news for the first 27 minutes while we talk about very little, but when we do finally acknowledge the outside world and the events therein, it's Lisa Snowden's potentially dangerous jive, Terry Wogan's tumble dryer, a Hampshire lollipop man's tinsel-decorated sign, the Sun's Military awards and the decision to allow Andy McNab to appear in the judges photograph with a small blackboard over his face, and that's it. Sadly, Andrew mucked about with the computer and it ends before the traditional one hour and six minutes. You should be aware of that.Collings,and,Herrin,Andrew,Collins,Richard,Herring,Podcast,Podcasts,Newspaper,News,British,Comedy,Guide In our 41st podcast, we discuss our new lookalike service (pictured), secret dancing, Santa Claus being 'f----ing dead', the intelligence of sperm, the stupidity of people who eat fast food, the price of a dog for Christmas, the dangers of the clipboard brigade and what to ask famous film stars if you get 20 minute with them and know nothing about films. http://media.libsyn.com/media/britishcomedyguide/collings_herrin_41.mp3 Fri, 5 Dec 2008 20:30:00 GMT Andrew Collins and Richard HerringyesIn our 41st podcast, we discuss our new lookalike service (pictured), secret dancing, Santa Claus being 'f----ing dead', the intelligence of sperm, the stupidity of people who eat fast food, the price of a dog for Christmas, the dangers of the clipboard bAndrew Collins and Richard HerringIn our 41st podcast, we discuss our new lookalike service (pictured), secret dancing, Santa Claus being 'f----ing dead', the intelligence of sperm, the stupidity of people who eat fast food, the price of a dog for Christmas, the dangers of the clipboard brigade and what to ask famous film stars if you get 20 minute with them and know nothing about films.Collings,and,Herrin,Andrew,Collins,Richard,Herring,Podcast,Podcasts,Newspaper,News,British,Comedy,Guide In our 40th podcast, we say hello to all our female listeners, by name, individually, because we can; we also discuss foreplay in the Czech Republic; the loss of the old-fashioned, star-studded Woolworth's adverts; Frank Carson's opaque views on the Israeli occupation of Palestine; 118 118's racist joke service and the Deep House mix of Andrew talking about Lion Man. We also find out how old Fearne Cotton is. http://media.libsyn.com/media/britishcomedyguide/collings_herrin_40.mp3 Thu, 27 Nov 2008 19:40:00 GMT Andrew Collins and Richard HerringyesIn our 40th podcast, we say hello to all our female listeners, by name, individually, because we can; we also discuss foreplay in the Czech Republic; the loss of the old-fashioned, star-studded Woolworth's adverts; Frank Carson's opaque views on the IsraeAndrew Collins and Richard HerringIn our 40th podcast, we say hello to all our female listeners, by name, individually, because we can; we also discuss foreplay in the Czech Republic; the loss of the old-fashioned, star-studded Woolworth's adverts; Frank Carson's opaque views on the Israeli occupation of Palestine; 118 118's racist joke service and the Deep House mix of Andrew talking about Lion Man. We also find out how old Fearne Cotton is.Collings,and,Herrin,Andrew,Collins,Richard,Herring,Podcast,Podcasts,Newspaper,News,British,Comedy,Guide In our 39th podcast, we dream of the pre-prepared lunches which are ready for us to eat afterwards: for Richard, a Marks and Spencer chilli and coriander king prawns; a Marks and Spencer nutritionally balance super-whole food salad; a Marks and Spencer freshly prepared pineapple, mango, kiwi, raspberry and blueberry; and for Andrew, his own�homemade organic chilli with courgettes, artichokes, pepper, coriander and broccoli; and his own homemade organic, wheat-free plum and apple crumble. Which is best? You decide. (Or we will.) http://media.libsyn.com/media/britishcomedyguide/collings_herrin_39.mp3 Thu, 20 Nov 2008 16:30:00 GMT Andrew Collins and Richard HerringyesIn our 39th podcast, we dream of the pre-prepared lunches which are ready for us to eat afterwards: for Richard, a Marks and Spencer chilli and coriander king prawns; a Marks and Spencer nutritionally balance super-whole food salad; a Marks and Spencer frAndrew Collins and Richard HerringIn our 39th podcast, we dream of the pre-prepared lunches which are ready for us to eat afterwards: for Richard, a Marks and Spencer chilli and coriander king prawns; a Marks and Spencer nutritionally balance super-whole food salad; a Marks and Spencer freshly prepared pineapple, mango, kiwi, raspberry and blueberry; and for Andrew, his own�homemade organic chilli with courgettes, artichokes, pepper, coriander and broccoli; and his own homemade organic, wheat-free plum and apple crumble. Which is best? You decide. (Or we will.)Collings,and,Herrin,Andrew,Collins,Richard,Herring,Podcast,Podcasts,Newspaper,News,British,Comedy,Guide In our 38th podcast - 39th if you include last week's, 37a - we get back to basics and talk about what's in the newspapers, once we've established more logistical faults with Goodnight Sweetheart, tried to apologise to Jason Manford, set Charlie Boorman a new travel task, reminisced about the job offers we got at the Radio Academy, accused Michael MacIntyre of being the mastermind behind Sachsgate and made clear, once again, that Richard is doing better on telly than Andrew, despite benign positional vertigo brought on by Marks and Spencer's ready meals. http://media.libsyn.com/media/britishcomedyguide/collings_herrin_38.mp3 Thu, 13 Nov 2008 16:00:00 GMT Andrew Collins and Richard HerringyesIn our 38th podcast - 39th if you include last week's, 37a - we get back to basics and talk about what's in the newspapers, once we've established more logistical faults with Goodnight Sweetheart, tried to apologise to Jason Manford, set Charlie Boorman aAndrew Collins and Richard HerringIn our 38th podcast - 39th if you include last week's, 37a - we get back to basics and talk about what's in the newspapers, once we've established more logistical faults with Goodnight Sweetheart, tried to apologise to Jason Manford, set Charlie Boorman a new travel task, reminisced about the job offers we got at the Radio Academy, accused Michael MacIntyre of being the mastermind behind Sachsgate and made clear, once again, that Richard is doing better on telly than Andrew, despite benign positional vertigo brought on by Marks and Spencer's ready meals.Collings,and,Herrin,Andrew,Collins,Richard,Herring,Podcast,Podcasts,Newspaper,News,British,Comedy,Guide In this extra bonus podcast, we do a presentation to the Radio Academy at Millbank in London, which is intended as an introduction to how we started the podcast, and why we do it, week in, week out. We hope you get something out of it. It's not this week's actual podcast, merely a little extra. Listen to the professional delegates from the radio industry, sometimes laughing at our swear words, other times totally baffled by our rambling chit chat after a day of professional presentations. Thanks to Matt Deegan, for producing the session, and for putting up the pie charts. http://media.libsyn.com/media/britishcomedyguide/collings_herrin_37a.mp3 Mon, 10 Nov 2008 23:30:00 GMT Andrew Collins and Richard HerringyesIn this extra bonus podcast, we do a presentation to the Radio Academy at Millbank in London, which is intended as an introduction to how we started the podcast, and why we do it, week in, week out. We hope you get something out of it. It's not this week'Andrew Collins and Richard HerringIn this extra bonus podcast, we do a presentation to the Radio Academy at Millbank in London, which is intended as an introduction to how we started the podcast, and why we do it, week in, week out. We hope you get something out of it. It's not this week's actual podcast, merely a little extra. Listen to the professional delegates from the radio industry, sometimes laughing at our swear words, other times totally baffled by our rambling chit chat after a day of professional presentations. Thanks to Matt Deegan, for producing the session, and for putting up the pie charts.Collings,and,Herrin,Andrew,Collins,Richard,Herring,Podcast,Podcasts,Newspaper,News,British,Comedy,Guide In our historic 37th podcast, we HAVE A LAUGH about the new world we now live in, including: Morrisons' half-price beef offer, Gary Sparrow's paucity of ambition, the chances of Ed Milliband's picture being made into a giant hat in Kenya, Lewis Hamilton's big mistake, Blake Fielder-Civil's silver tongue, Jason Manford's paucity of ambition, and a man called Barack Obama, who is the President. http://media.libsyn.com/media/britishcomedyguide/collings_herrin_37.mp3 Thu, 6 Nov 2008 13:50:00 GMT Andrew Collins and Richard HerringyesIn our historic 37th podcast, we HAVE A LAUGH about the new world we now live in, including: Morrisons' half-price beef offer, Gary Sparrow's paucity of ambition, the chances of Ed Milliband's picture being made into a giant hat in Kenya, Lewis Hamilton'sAndrew Collins and Richard HerringIn our historic 37th podcast, we HAVE A LAUGH about the new world we now live in, including: Morrisons' half-price beef offer, Gary Sparrow's paucity of ambition, the chances of Ed Milliband's picture being made into a giant hat in Kenya, Lewis Hamilton's big mistake, Blake Fielder-Civil's silver tongue, Jason Manford's paucity of ambition, and a man called Barack Obama, who is the President.Collings,and,Herrin,Andrew,Collins,Richard,Herring,Podcast,Podcasts,Newspaper,News,British,Comedy,Guide In our 36th podcast, we are the first to comment on the Russell Brand/Jonathan Ross controversy, a subject thus far pretty much ignored by the rest of the media. There's just time for us to talk about the destruction of Brecht's 'fourth wall' in relation to the James Bond adverts, the origins of the phrase 'brave new world' in Shakespeare's The Tempest and whether Mike Tindall ever thinks about the fact that his girlfriend came out of a woman who came out of The Queen. We apologise for everything. http://media.libsyn.com/media/britishcomedyguide/collings_herrin_36.mp3 Thu, 30 Oct 2008 16:10:00 GMT Andrew Collins and Richard HerringyesIn our 36th podcast, we are the first to comment on the Russell Brand/Jonathan Ross controversy, a subject thus far pretty much ignored by the rest of the media. There's just time for us to talk about the destruction of Brecht's 'fourth wall' in relation Andrew Collins and Richard HerringIn our 36th podcast, we are the first to comment on the Russell Brand/Jonathan Ross controversy, a subject thus far pretty much ignored by the rest of the media. There's just time for us to talk about the destruction of Brecht's 'fourth wall' in relation to the James Bond adverts, the origins of the phrase 'brave new world' in Shakespeare's The Tempest and whether Mike Tindall ever thinks about the fact that his girlfriend came out of a woman who came out of The Queen. We apologise for everything.Collings,and,Herrin,Andrew,Collins,Richard,Herring,Podcast,Podcasts,Newspaper,News,British,Comedy,Guide In the 35th Collings and Herrin Podcast, Richard turns over a new leaf and promises not to swear or be crude or call Andrew an idiot or talk about having sex with the hole in the bottom of a tortoise during an operation. Within this radical rubric, we cover the George Osbourne/Oleg Deripaska/Peter Mandelson/Nat Rothschild scandal, the historic visit by 14-year-old failed Olympic diver Tom Daley to Sea World in Florida, the thorny issue of sex education for five year olds, the cost of heating a George Foreman grill for 48 hours and the dangers of staying in a hotel designed by Hanna-Barbera. http://media.libsyn.com/media/britishcomedyguide/collings_herrin_35.mp3 Fri, 24 Oct 2008 15:30:00 GMT Andrew Collins and Richard HerringyesIn the 35th Collings and Herrin Podcast, Richard turns over a new leaf and promises not to swear or be crude or call Andrew an idiot or talk about having sex with the hole in the bottom of a tortoise during an operation. Within this radical rubric, we covAndrew Collins and Richard HerringIn the 35th Collings and Herrin Podcast, Richard turns over a new leaf and promises not to swear or be crude or call Andrew an idiot or talk about having sex with the hole in the bottom of a tortoise during an operation. Within this radical rubric, we cover the George Osbourne/Oleg Deripaska/Peter Mandelson/Nat Rothschild scandal, the historic visit by 14-year-old failed Olympic diver Tom Daley to Sea World in Florida, the thorny issue of sex education for five year olds, the cost of heating a George Foreman grill for 48 hours and the dangers of staying in a hotel designed by Hanna-Barbera.Collings,and,Herrin,Andrew,Collins,Richard,Herring,Podcast,Podcasts,Newspaper,News,British,Comedy,Guide The 34th Collings and Herrin Podcast covers the following hot news topics: the way the credit crunch is affecting Prince William, the new indecent exposure laws soon to rock the world of indecent exposure, the cream-and-seasonal-vegetable-based divorce of Madonna and Guy Ritchie, the election-losing teddy bear eyes of John McCain, bum-on-bum action in the Madrid derby (whatever that is), the world of 'amateur tits' and a sneak preview of our survey results. Warning: this podcast cuts off abruptly at the end, in the middle of a very funny bit. This was the software telling us to stop. Please go to www.collingsandherrinsurvey.com to take part in our survey. Thanks. http://media.libsyn.com/media/britishcomedyguide/collings_herrin_34.mp3 Fri, 17 Oct 2008 13:50:00 GMT Andrew Collins and Richard HerringyesThe 34th Collings and Herrin Podcast covers the following hot news topics: the way the credit crunch is affecting Prince William, the new indecent exposure laws soon to rock the world of indecent exposure, the cream-and-seasonal-vegetable-based divorce ofAndrew Collins and Richard HerringThe 34th Collings and Herrin Podcast covers the following hot news topics: the way the credit crunch is affecting Prince William, the new indecent exposure laws soon to rock the world of indecent exposure, the cream-and-seasonal-vegetable-based divorce of Madonna and Guy Ritchie, the election-losing teddy bear eyes of John McCain, bum-on-bum action in the Madrid derby (whatever that is), the world of 'amateur tits' and a sneak preview of our survey results. Warning: this podcast cuts off abruptly at the end, in the middle of a very funny bit. This was the software telling us to stop. Please go to www.collingsandherrinsurvey.com to take part in our survey. Thanks.Collings,and,Herrin,Andrew,Collins,Richard,Herring,Podcast,Podcasts,Newspaper,News,British,Comedy,Guide In our 33rd podcast, we cut a languid, mid-afternoon swathe through Alistair Darling's �500bn TV-screen bailout, the nude twit on the wall of the Japanese emperor's palace, Polly the tortoise in Bristol Zoo with the stretchy bandage, Lily Cole's alien face and translucent alien skin, Johnny Rotten's butter-based betrayal of everything we fought for, and Google's lunch policy http://media.libsyn.com/media/britishcomedyguide/collings_herrin_33.mp3 Fri, 8 Oct 2008 19:50:00 GMT Andrew Collins and Richard HerringyesIn our 33rd podcast, we cut a languid, mid-afternoon swathe through Alistair Darling's �500bn TV-screen bailout, the nude twit on the wall of the Japanese emperor's palace, Polly the tortoise in Bristol Zoo with the stretchy bandage, Lily Cole's alien facAndrew Collins and Richard HerringIn our 33rd podcast, we cut a languid, mid-afternoon swathe through Alistair Darling's �500bn TV-screen bailout, the nude twit on the wall of the Japanese emperor's palace, Polly the tortoise in Bristol Zoo with the stretchy bandage, Lily Cole's alien face and translucent alien skin, Johnny Rotten's butter-based betrayal of everything we fought for, and Google's lunch policyCollings,and,Herrin,Andrew,Collins,Richard,Herring,Podcast,Podcasts,Newspaper,News,British,Comedy,Guide In our 32nd, unedited podcast, back in the teetotal, audience-free safety of Richard's attic (except at night), we solve the credit crunch, dream of a utopian future where there is no racism, berate Sharon Stone, deify Bruce Parry, mock a three-year-old boy for having a permanent tattoo of Bart Simpson and alight, once again, upon Richard's Jigsaw fantasy. http://media.libsyn.com/media/britishcomedyguide/collings_herrin_32.mp3 Fri, 3 Oct 2008 10:00:00 GMT Andrew Collins and Richard HerringyesIn our 32nd, unedited podcast, back in the teetotal, audience-free safety of Richard's attic (except at night), we solve the credit crunch, dream of a utopian future where there is no racism, berate Sharon Stone, deify Bruce Parry, mock a three-year-old bAndrew Collins and Richard HerringIn our 32nd, unedited podcast, back in the teetotal, audience-free safety of Richard's attic (except at night), we solve the credit crunch, dream of a utopian future where there is no racism, berate Sharon Stone, deify Bruce Parry, mock a three-year-old boy for having a permanent tattoo of Bart Simpson and alight, once again, upon Richard's Jigsaw fantasy.Collings,and,Herrin,Andrew,Collins,Richard,Herring,Podcast,Podcasts,Newspaper,News,British,Comedy,Guide In this, our second ever live podcast, recorded before a live audience in the Cross Kings pub in London's Kings Cross, at at benefit gig for No Sweat, we attempt to discuss the departure of Ruth Kelly from Manchester, the arrival of Paul McCartney in Israel and other pertinent issues of topicality, but get sidetracked by Constantine's breasts and people shouting things out, as people do in pubs. A great night was had by all, except the small children employed to make Richard's trainers. You can even hear us going on stage, and going off again at the end, like some bootleg. http://media.libsyn.com/media/britishcomedyguide/collings_herrin_31.mp3 Fri, 26 Sep 2008 10:00:00 GMT Andrew Collins and Richard HerringyesIn this, our second ever live podcast, recorded before a live audience in the Cross Kings pub in London's Kings Cross, at at benefit gig for No Sweat, we attempt to discuss the departure of Ruth Kelly from Manchester, the arrival of Paul McCartney in IsraAndrew Collins and Richard HerringIn this, our second ever live podcast, recorded before a live audience in the Cross Kings pub in London's Kings Cross, at at benefit gig for No Sweat, we attempt to discuss the departure of Ruth Kelly from Manchester, the arrival of Paul McCartney in Israel and other pertinent issues of topicality, but get sidetracked by Constantine's breasts and people shouting things out, as people do in pubs. A great night was had by all, except the small children employed to make Richard's trainers. You can even hear us going on stage, and going off again at the end, like some bootleg.Collings,and,Herrin,Andrew,Collins,Richard,Herring,Podcast,Podcasts,Newspaper,News,British,Comedy,Guide We are 30. In our thirtieth podcast, we ignore the global financial crisis and concentrate instead on Shepton Mallet, Strictly Come Dancing, the ongoing battle between swan and mink, future queen Kate Middleton's lack of rollerskating decorum, Bruce Parry, Creme Eggs, the Devil fox, and the striking differences between Starbucks and Caffe Nero. Still no sponsorship. For one week only: no Mitford Sisters. http://media.libsyn.com/media/britishcomedyguide/collings_herrin_30.mp3 Fri, 19 Sep 2008 14:30:00 GMT Andrew Collins and Richard HerringyesWe are 30. In our thirtieth podcast, we ignore the global financial crisis and concentrate instead on Shepton Mallet, Strictly Come Dancing, the ongoing battle between swan and mink, future queen Kate Middleton's lack of rollerskating decorum, Bruce ParryAndrew Collins and Richard HerringWe are 30. In our thirtieth podcast, we ignore the global financial crisis and concentrate instead on Shepton Mallet, Strictly Come Dancing, the ongoing battle between swan and mink, future queen Kate Middleton's lack of rollerskating decorum, Bruce Parry, Creme Eggs, the Devil fox, and the striking differences between Starbucks and Caffe Nero. Still no sponsorship. For one week only: no Mitford Sisters.Collings,and,Herrin,Andrew,Collins,Richard,Herring,Podcast,Podcasts,Newspaper,News,British,Comedy,Guide This week, in our post-end-of-the-world podcast, we explain what those men in Geneva were actually trying to achieve, congratulate The Media for continuing to mislead us and do no work, catch up with what happened ten months ago in Holloway Prison, promote eugenics but not the bad kind, apply for the job of caption writer on the Express and enjoy the aroma of a roll-on deodorant that may or may not contain sodium laureth sulphate. This podcast was recorded in spite of Richard having food poisoning and Andrew having to sit near him. http://media.libsyn.com/media/britishcomedyguide/collings_herrin_29.mp3 Fri, 12 Sep 2008 13:00:00 GMT Andrew Collins and Richard HerringyesThis week, in our post-end-of-the-world podcast, we explain what those men in Geneva were actually trying to achieve, congratulate The Media for continuing to mislead us and do no work, catch up with what happened ten months ago in Holloway Prison, promotAndrew Collins and Richard HerringThis week, in our post-end-of-the-world podcast, we explain what those men in Geneva were actually trying to achieve, congratulate The Media for continuing to mislead us and do no work, catch up with what happened ten months ago in Holloway Prison, promote eugenics but not the bad kind, apply for the job of caption writer on the Express and enjoy the aroma of a roll-on deodorant that may or may not contain sodium laureth sulphate. This podcast was recorded in spite of Richard having food poisoning and Andrew having to sit near him.Collings,and,Herrin,Andrew,Collins,Richard,Herring,Podcast,Podcasts,Newspaper,News,British,Comedy,Guide Hello. In this twenty-eighth edition of The Moral Maze, we debate such burning issues Sarah Palin's surname, the likelihood of political prisoners being released due to the sight of Richard in cotton wool-filled Amnesty International pants, gang violence, gym etiquette, the sexiness of Esther Rantzen and other powerful women, and whether it's helpful to describe all paedophiles as 'monsters'. Guaranteed jingle-free. Bye. http://media.libsyn.com/media/britishcomedyguide/collings_herrin_28.mp3 Fri, 5 Sep 2008 15:45:00 GMT Andrew Collins and Richard HerringyesHello. In this twenty-eighth edition of The Moral Maze, we debate such burning issues Sarah Palin's surname, the likelihood of political prisoners being released due to the sight of Richard in cotton wool-filled Amnesty International pants, gang violence,Andrew Collins and Richard HerringHello. In this twenty-eighth edition of The Moral Maze, we debate such burning issues Sarah Palin's surname, the likelihood of political prisoners being released due to the sight of Richard in cotton wool-filled Amnesty International pants, gang violence, gym etiquette, the sexiness of Esther Rantzen and other powerful women, and whether it's helpful to describe all paedophiles as 'monsters'. Guaranteed jingle-free. Bye.Collings,and,Herrin,Andrew,Collins,Richard,Herring,Podcast,Podcasts,Newspaper,News,British,Comedy,Guide We return to podcasting after two weeks and one day to discuss such burning issues as whether Gary Glitter should be 'tagged', whether David Beckham was paid to kick that ball off a bus at the Olympics, just how lazy are journalists on the BBC News website and whether the Falklands need defending any more. It is indeed good to be back, good to be back. Now with added jingles! http://media.libsyn.com/media/britishcomedyguide/collings_herrin_27.mp3 Thu, 28 Aug 2008 14:30:00 GMT Andrew Collins and Richard HerringyesWe return to podcasting after two weeks and one day to discuss such burning issues as whether Gary Glitter should be 'tagged', whether David Beckham was paid to kick that ball off a bus at the Olympics, just how lazy are journalists on the BBC News websitAndrew Collins and Richard HerringWe return to podcasting after two weeks and one day to discuss such burning issues as whether Gary Glitter should be 'tagged', whether David Beckham was paid to kick that ball off a bus at the Olympics, just how lazy are journalists on the BBC News website and whether the Falklands need defending any more. It is indeed good to be back, good to be back. Now with added jingles!Collings,and,Herrin,Andrew,Collins,Richard,Herring,Podcast,Podcasts,Newspaper,News,British,Comedy,Guide In this, our slightly tired twenty-sixth podcast, recorded last week in Richard's rented flat in Edinburgh, we offer up Jon Gaunt's autobiography Undaunted to the book club, pay tribute to Private Schultz, describe the previous week's Tempting Tatties performance-art 'happening' and invent a new Wikipedia game that all the family will enjoy, and does not involve vandalising it in a childish way. We are having a week off now, but plan to return the week after, refreshed. http://media.libsyn.com/media/britishcomedyguide/collings_herrin_26.mp3 Fri, 15 Aug 2008 09:00:00 GMT Andrew Collins and Richard HerringyesIn this, our slightly tired twenty-sixth podcast, recorded last week in Richard's rented flat in Edinburgh, we offer up Jon Gaunt's autobiography Undaunted to the book club, pay tribute to Private Schultz, describe the previous week's Tempting Tatties perAndrew Collins and Richard HerringIn this, our slightly tired twenty-sixth podcast, recorded last week in Richard's rented flat in Edinburgh, we offer up Jon Gaunt's autobiography Undaunted to the book club, pay tribute to Private Schultz, describe the previous week's Tempting Tatties performance-art 'happening' and invent a new Wikipedia game that all the family will enjoy, and does not involve vandalising it in a childish way. We are having a week off now, but plan to return the week after, refreshed.Collings,and,Herrin,Andrew,Collins,Richard,Herring,Podcast,Podcasts,Newspaper,News,British,Comedy,Guide In this historic podcast, recorded live in front of a committed, rain-sodden, early-morning weekday Fringe audience at the Underbelly in Edinburgh, we go through the Scottish versions of the daily newspapers, and talk - into an actual PA system, but then put through the usual in-built mic on the MacBook - about a girl who looked a bit like Maddie, Heath Ledger, the cloned puppies, Jon Gaunt's Dad's tears, the man who chopped off the other man's head on a Greyhound bus and walking alongside a pigeon. http://media.libsyn.com/media/britishcomedyguide/collings_herrin_25.mp3 Wed, 6 Aug 2008 14:20:00 GMT Andrew Collins and Richard HerringyesIn this historic podcast, recorded live in front of a committed, rain-sodden, early-morning weekday Fringe audience at the Underbelly in Edinburgh, we go through the Scottish versions of the daily newspapers, and talk - into an actual PA system, but then Andrew Collins and Richard HerringIn this historic podcast, recorded live in front of a committed, rain-sodden, early-morning weekday Fringe audience at the Underbelly in Edinburgh, we go through the Scottish versions of the daily newspapers, and talk - into an actual PA system, but then put through the usual in-built mic on the MacBook - about a girl who looked a bit like Maddie, Heath Ledger, the cloned puppies, Jon Gaunt's Dad's tears, the man who chopped off the other man's head on a Greyhound bus and walking alongside a pigeon.Collings,and,Herrin,Andrew,Collins,Richard,Herring,Podcast,Podcasts,Newspaper,News,British,Comedy,Guide In this twenty-fourth podcast, Richard is in Edinburgh and Andrew is in London, but miraculously, they have made a podcast anyway. In it, rather than get worked up about topical matters, they discuss the wider issues of Giles Coren, Barabbas, Argentina Brunetti, the quite surreal nature of Un Chien Andalou and the precarious nature of the Collings and Herrin Podcast Wikipedia entry. Don't forget, if you're in Edinburgh, they're recording the next podcast in front of an audience at the Underbelly, Wed August 6, at 10.30am. It's free, but you have to reserve tickets. http://media.libsyn.com/media/britishcomedyguide/collings_herrin_24.mp3 Fri, 1 Aug 2008 11:00:00 GMT Andrew Collins and Richard HerringyesIn this twenty-fourth podcast, Richard is in Edinburgh and Andrew is in London, but miraculously, they have made a podcast anyway. In it, rather than get worked up about topical matters, they discuss the wider issues of Giles Coren, Barabbas, Argentina BrAndrew Collins and Richard HerringIn this twenty-fourth podcast, Richard is in Edinburgh and Andrew is in London, but miraculously, they have made a podcast anyway. In it, rather than get worked up about topical matters, they discuss the wider issues of Giles Coren, Barabbas, Argentina Brunetti, the quite surreal nature of Un Chien Andalou and the precarious nature of the Collings and Herrin Podcast Wikipedia entry. Don't forget, if you're in Edinburgh, they're recording the next podcast in front of an audience at the Underbelly, Wed August 6, at 10.30am. It's free, but you have to reserve tickets.Collings,and,Herrin,Andrew,Collins,Richard,Herring,Podcast,Podcasts,Newspaper,News,British,Comedy,Guide In our twenty-third podcast, in light of Radovan Karadzic's arrest for being an acupuncturist, we discuss the amazing disguise possibilities of growing a beard, Christian Bale getting bail, the key differences between a Milton Keynes NCP call centre operator and a concentration camp guard, and conduct a calm, reasoned, evidence-based debate about homeopathy. We also reveal details of the first ever live podcast with an audience in Edinburgh. http://media.libsyn.com/media/britishcomedyguide/collings_herrin_23.mp3 Fri, 25 Jul 2008 13:45:00 GMT Andrew Collins and Richard HerringyesIn our twenty-third podcast, in light of Radovan Karadzic's arrest for being an acupuncturist, we discuss the amazing disguise possibilities of growing a beard, Christian Bale getting bail, the key differences between a Milton Keynes NCP call centre operaAndrew Collins and Richard HerringIn our twenty-third podcast, in light of Radovan Karadzic's arrest for being an acupuncturist, we discuss the amazing disguise possibilities of growing a beard, Christian Bale getting bail, the key differences between a Milton Keynes NCP call centre operator and a concentration camp guard, and conduct a calm, reasoned, evidence-based debate about homeopathy. We also reveal details of the first ever live podcast with an audience in Edinburgh.Collings,and,Herrin,Andrew,Collins,Richard,Herring,Podcast,Podcasts,Newspaper,News,British,Comedy,Guide In our 22nd podcast, we bring perhaps the most important news story of the year to wider notice, unfathomably buried at the bottom of Page 6 in this week's Sun, and ignored by all the other papers. We also start a campaign to make necrophilia illegal and review the 1983 TV drama Reilly Ace Of Spies. You don't get reviews of 1983 TV dramas on the Cobra Pubcast with Danny Wallace and Dom Joly. http://media.libsyn.com/media/britishcomedyguide/collings_herrin_22.mp3 Thu, 17 Jul 2008 14:30:00 GMT Andrew Collins and Richard HerringyesIn our 22nd podcast, we bring perhaps the most important news story of the year to wider notice, unfathomably buried at the bottom of Page 6 in this week's Sun, and ignored by all the other papers. We also start a campaign to make necrophilia illegal and Andrew Collins and Richard HerringIn our 22nd podcast, we bring perhaps the most important news story of the year to wider notice, unfathomably buried at the bottom of Page 6 in this week's Sun, and ignored by all the other papers. We also start a campaign to make necrophilia illegal and review the 1983 TV drama Reilly Ace Of Spies. You don't get reviews of 1983 TV dramas on the Cobra Pubcast with Danny Wallace and Dom Joly.Collings,and,Herrin,Andrew,Collins,Richard,Herring,Podcast,Podcasts,Newspaper,News,British,Comedy,Guide In our twenty-first podcast, two days early this week, we discuss corn-stuffed caviar, kelp-flavoured cold Kyoto beef shabu-shabu, hairy crab 'Kegani' bisque soup, salt-grilled bighand thornyhead with vinegary water pepper sauce, milk-fed lamb, G8 fantasy dessert and coffee. (Thanks to the G8 leaders with their faces in the trough for that menu.) http://media.libsyn.com/media/britishcomedyguide/collings_herrin_21.mp3 Wed, 9 Jul 2008 01:00:00 GMT Andrew Collins and Richard HerringyesIn our twenty-first podcast, two days early this week, we discuss corn-stuffed caviar, kelp-flavoured cold Kyoto beef shabu-shabu, hairy crab 'Kegani' bisque soup, salt-grilled bighand thornyhead with vinegary water pepper sauce, milk-fed lamb, G8 fantasyAndrew Collins and Richard HerringIn our twenty-first podcast, two days early this week, we discuss corn-stuffed caviar, kelp-flavoured cold Kyoto beef shabu-shabu, hairy crab 'Kegani' bisque soup, salt-grilled bighand thornyhead with vinegary water pepper sauce, milk-fed lamb, G8 fantasy dessert and coffee. (Thanks to the G8 leaders with their faces in the trough for that menu.)Collings,and,Herrin,Andrew,Collins,Richard,Herring,Podcast,Podcasts,Newspaper,News,British,Comedy,Guide In the relaunched podcast, which is very different to the others, we discuss theology, Nazism, Communism, homosexuality, transexualism, hypocrisy, the ageing process, the importance of context in the media and why Ian Blair should wear a tie, the idiot. (Alright, it's just like all the others.) http://media.libsyn.com/media/britishcomedyguide/collings_herrin_20.mp3 Fri, 4 Jul 2008 13:20:00 GMT Andrew Collins and Richard HerringyesIn the relaunched podcast, which is very different to the others, we discuss theology, Nazism, Communism, homosexuality, transexualism, hypocrisy, the ageing process, the importance of context in the media and why Ian Blair should wear a tie, the idiot. (Andrew Collins and Richard HerringIn the relaunched podcast, which is very different to the others, we discuss theology, Nazism, Communism, homosexuality, transexualism, hypocrisy, the ageing process, the importance of context in the media and why Ian Blair should wear a tie, the idiot. (Alright, it's just like all the others.)Collings,and,Herrin,Andrew,Collins,Richard,Herring,Podcast,Podcasts,Newspaper,News,British,Comedy,Guide In our nineteenth podcast, we ponder our big relaunch with a brainstorming session that unequivocally rules out the possibility of a Vernon Troyer-style sex tape scandal; we also say happy one-year anniversary to Gordon Brown, give one of the more popular political parties in Henley some marketing advice, discuss the sexism of The Sun's sports coverage and have a look in our wheelie bins for Iraqis. http://media.libsyn.com/media/britishcomedyguide/collings_herrin_19.mp3 Fri, 27 Jun 2008 15:00:00 GMT Andrew Collins and Richard HerringyesIn our nineteenth podcast, we ponder our big relaunch with a brainstorming session that unequivocally rules out the possibility of a Vernon Troyer-style sex tape scandal; we also say happy one-year anniversary to Gordon Brown, give one of the more popularAndrew Collins and Richard HerringIn our nineteenth podcast, we ponder our big relaunch with a brainstorming session that unequivocally rules out the possibility of a Vernon Troyer-style sex tape scandal; we also say happy one-year anniversary to Gordon Brown, give one of the more popular political parties in Henley some marketing advice, discuss the sexism of The Sun's sports coverage and have a look in our wheelie bins for Iraqis.Collings,and,Herrin,Andrew,Collins,Richard,Herring,Podcast,Podcasts,Newspaper,News,British,Comedy,Guide In our eighteenth podcast, we look closely at David Beckham's pants, discuss the sexism of Ascot coverage, come up with a recession-beating way of saving money on stamps in Taiwan, calculate where we both stand in the celebrity hierarchy by measuring the distance between Ant and Dec and the VIP area of a fashion show in Northampton, and roundly ignore the man who said Andrew sounds like Mr Bean, thus depriving him of the oxygen of publicity. Plus! Extra 5% News Free! http://media.libsyn.com/media/britishcomedyguide/collings_herrin_18.mp3 Fri, 20 Jun 2008 14:45:00 GMT Andrew Collins and Richard HerringyesIn our eighteenth podcast, we look closely at David Beckham's pants, discuss the sexism of Ascot coverage, come up with a recession-beating way of saving money on stamps in Taiwan, calculate where we both stand in the celebrity hierarchy by measuring the Andrew Collins and Richard HerringIn our eighteenth podcast, we look closely at David Beckham's pants, discuss the sexism of Ascot coverage, come up with a recession-beating way of saving money on stamps in Taiwan, calculate where we both stand in the celebrity hierarchy by measuring the distance between Ant and Dec and the VIP area of a fashion show in Northampton, and roundly ignore the man who said Andrew sounds like Mr Bean, thus depriving him of the oxygen of publicity. Plus! Extra 5% News Free!Collings,and,Herrin,Andrew,Collins,Richard,Herring,Podcast,Podcasts,Newspaper,News,British,Comedy,Guide In our seventeenth podcast, we wish Wayne Rooney and Coleen McLoughlin the very best, rail against the Stop and Search policy of the Metropolitan Police because it mainly singles out Andrew, investigate the wording of the Queen's Regulations about moustaches in the RAF, and wonder whether either Planet Of The Bulls or Planet Of the Catholics would be more entertaining that the one with Apes. http://media.libsyn.com/media/britishcomedyguide/collings_herrin_17.mp3 Fri, 13 Jun 2008 14:00:00 GMT Andrew Collins and Richard HerringyesIn our seventeenth podcast, we wish Wayne Rooney and Coleen McLoughlin the very best, rail against the Stop and Search policy of the Metropolitan Police because it mainly singles out Andrew, investigate the wording of the Queen's Regulations about moustacAndrew Collins and Richard HerringIn our seventeenth podcast, we wish Wayne Rooney and Coleen McLoughlin the very best, rail against the Stop and Search policy of the Metropolitan Police because it mainly singles out Andrew, investigate the wording of the Queen's Regulations about moustaches in the RAF, and wonder whether either Planet Of The Bulls or Planet Of the Catholics would be more entertaining that the one with Apes.Collings,and,Herrin,Andrew,Collins,Richard,Herring,Podcast,Podcasts,Newspaper,News,British,Comedy,Guide In our sixteenth podcast, not by any stretch either of our finest work, unrehearsed, we discuss the Big Brother hopefuls whilst trying not to learn their names, the subtext of Planet Of The Apes, crybaby Jon Gaunt, Richard's advanced colour-blindness and our first ever review in a national magazine that's not as good as it used to be. And we go on about ginger beer - again! http://media.libsyn.com/media/britishcomedyguide/collings_herrin_16.mp3 Fri, 6 Jun 2008 14:30:00 GMT Andrew Collins and Richard HerringyesIn our sixteenth podcast, not by any stretch either of our finest work, unrehearsed, we discuss the Big Brother hopefuls whilst trying not to learn their names, the subtext of Planet Of The Apes, crybaby Jon Gaunt, Richard's advanced colour-blindness and Andrew Collins and Richard HerringIn our sixteenth podcast, not by any stretch either of our finest work, unrehearsed, we discuss the Big Brother hopefuls whilst trying not to learn their names, the subtext of Planet Of The Apes, crybaby Jon Gaunt, Richard's advanced colour-blindness and our first ever review in a national magazine that's not as good as it used to be. And we go on about ginger beer - again!Collings,and,Herrin,Andrew,Collins,Richard,Herring,Podcast,Podcasts,Newspaper,News,British,Comedy,Guide In our 15th nervous breakdown, we cover such burning issues as the Universal Studios Disaster, mini-socks, gym etiquette, Fern Britton's 'diet fib', Britain's Got Talent and 'a delicious explosion of unmatched responses.' http://media.libsyn.com/media/britishcomedyguide/collings_herrin_15.mp3 Mon, 2 Jun 2008 14:00:00 GMT Andrew Collins and Richard HerringyesIn our 15th nervous breakdown, we cover such burning issues as the Universal Studios Disaster, mini-socks, gym etiquette, Fern Britton's 'diet fib', Britain's Got Talent and 'a delicious explosion of unmatched responses.'Andrew Collins and Richard HerringIn our 15th nervous breakdown, we cover such burning issues as the Universal Studios Disaster, mini-socks, gym etiquette, Fern Britton's 'diet fib', Britain's Got Talent and 'a delicious explosion of unmatched responses.'Collings,and,Herrin,Andrew,Collins,Richard,Herring,Podcast,Podcasts,Newspaper,News,British,Comedy,Guide In our fourteenth podcast, we try to put Lion Man behind us, and investigate the ins and outs of zoophilia, plus Crewe and Nantwich, the need for fathers, what to really do if you feel chest pains and the difficulty of sticking chewing gum on Blade Runner-style moving adverts. http://media.libsyn.com/media/britishcomedyguide/collings_herrin_14.mp3 Fri, 23 May 2008 18:00:00 GMT Andrew Collins and Richard HerringyesIn our fourteenth podcast, we try to put Lion Man behind us, and investigate the ins and outs of zoophilia, plus Crewe and Nantwich, the need for fathers, what to really do if you feel chest pains and the difficulty of sticking chewing gum on Blade RunnerAndrew Collins and Richard HerringIn our fourteenth podcast, we try to put Lion Man behind us, and investigate the ins and outs of zoophilia, plus Crewe and Nantwich, the need for fathers, what to really do if you feel chest pains and the difficulty of sticking chewing gum on Blade Runner-style moving adverts.Collings,and,Herrin,Andrew,Collins,Richard,Herring,Podcast,Podcasts,Newspaper,News,British,Comedy,Guide Will out thirteenth podcast be unlucky? Yes, if you don't want to hear Andrew talking about Lion Man, but no, if you want to hear Richard trying to talk about pandas' hands and why Cherie Blair had to 'put out' on her first date with Tony Blair in 1976. What has Andrew been controversially drinking? Two sips of caffeine or alcohol? Find out inside! http://media.libsyn.com/media/britishcomedyguide/collings_herrin_13.mp3 Fri, 16 May 2008 13:00:00 GMT Andrew Collins and Richard HerringyesWill out thirteenth podcast be unlucky? Yes, if you don't want to hear Andrew talking about Lion Man, but no, if you want to hear Richard trying to talk about pandas' hands and why Cherie Blair had to 'put out' on her first date with Tony Blair in 1976. WAndrew Collins and Richard HerringWill out thirteenth podcast be unlucky? Yes, if you don't want to hear Andrew talking about Lion Man, but no, if you want to hear Richard trying to talk about pandas' hands and why Cherie Blair had to 'put out' on her first date with Tony Blair in 1976. What has Andrew been controversially drinking? Two sips of caffeine or alcohol? Find out inside!Collings,and,Herrin,Andrew,Collins,Richard,Herring,Podcast,Podcasts,Newspaper,News,British,Comedy,Guide In our twelfth podcast, we defend Ant and Dec, defend Hitler, share our memories of being in the Bullingdon club and find out what we were both doing on May 5, 1982 by using our diaries. Don't turn off when we start talking about the bouncy castle as it get unexpectedly much better after it. http://media.libsyn.com/media/britishcomedyguide/collings_herrin_12.mp3 Sat, 10 May 2008 11:00:00 GMT Andrew Collins and Richard HerringyesIn our twelfth podcast, we defend Ant and Dec, defend Hitler, share our memories of being in the Bullingdon club and find out what we were both doing on May 5, 1982 by using our diaries. Don't turn off when we start talking about the bouncy castle as it gAndrew Collins and Richard HerringIn our twelfth podcast, we defend Ant and Dec, defend Hitler, share our memories of being in the Bullingdon club and find out what we were both doing on May 5, 1982 by using our diaries. Don't turn off when we start talking about the bouncy castle as it get unexpectedly much better after it.Collings,and,Herrin,Andrew,Collins,Richard,Herring,Podcast,Podcasts,Newspaper,News,British,Comedy,Guide In our eleventh podcast, recorded during the knife-edge count in the London mayoral elections, we discuss both the 'bloodbath' and the 'meltdown' for Labour, while sparing a thought for fascist Italy, Miley Cyrus (who inspired our photo, which can be seen on www.comedy.org.uk/podcasts), drunk women in Northumbria and the fools who spend money asking 118 and 118 questions when we can answer them for free. http://media.libsyn.com/media/britishcomedyguide/collings_herrin_11.mp3 Fri, 2 May 2008 18:00:00 GMT Andrew Collins and Richard HerringyesIn our eleventh podcast, recorded during the knife-edge count in the London mayoral elections, we discuss both the 'bloodbath' and the 'meltdown' for Labour, while sparing a thought for fascist Italy, Miley Cyrus (who inspired our photo, which can be seenAndrew Collins and Richard HerringIn our eleventh podcast, recorded during the knife-edge count in the London mayoral elections, we discuss both the 'bloodbath' and the 'meltdown' for Labour, while sparing a thought for fascist Italy, Miley Cyrus (who inspired our photo, which can be seen on www.comedy.org.uk/podcasts), drunk women in Northumbria and the fools who spend money asking 118 and 118 questions when we can answer them for free.Collings,and,Herrin,Andrew,Collins,Richard,Herring,Podcast,Podcasts,Newspaper,News,British,Comedy,Guide In our tenth anniversary podcast, we wonder how sensational Alan Levy's memoir is going to get on Tuesday, what makes Austrians put people in cellars, why on earth would Trinny and Susannah go naked for publicity and what if Lembit Opik actually married both Cheeky Girls? http://media.libsyn.com/media/britishcomedyguide/collings_herrin_10.mp3 Mon, 28 Apr 2008 21:30:00 GMT Andrew Collins and Richard HerringyesIn our tenth anniversary podcast, we wonder how sensational Alan Levy's memoir is going to get on Tuesday, what makes Austrians put people in cellars, why on earth would Trinny and Susannah go naked for publicity and what if Lembit Opik actually married bAndrew Collins and Richard HerringIn our tenth anniversary podcast, we wonder how sensational Alan Levy's memoir is going to get on Tuesday, what makes Austrians put people in cellars, why on earth would Trinny and Susannah go naked for publicity and what if Lembit Opik actually married both Cheeky Girls?Collings,and,Herrin,Andrew,Collins,Richard,Herring,Podcast,Podcasts,Newspaper,News,British,Comedy,Guide In our ninth podcast, we put the world to rights, albeit mainly the world of Gordon Brown's body language to the wronged Hillary Clinton, a BEFORE and AFTER spam email that we suspect is not wholly trustworthy, and the perils of taking Oasis and Lucozade onto a plane for perfectly innocent reasons. One of us is a left wing goody two shoes, but which one? http://media.libsyn.com/media/britishcomedyguide/collings_herrin_9.mp3 Fri, 18 Apr 2008 19:30:00 GMT Andrew Collins and Richard HerringyesIn our ninth podcast, we put the world to rights, albeit mainly the world of Gordon Brown's body language to the wronged Hillary Clinton, a BEFORE and AFTER spam email that we suspect is not wholly trustworthy, and the perils of taking Oasis and Lucozade Andrew Collins and Richard HerringIn our ninth podcast, we put the world to rights, albeit mainly the world of Gordon Brown's body language to the wronged Hillary Clinton, a BEFORE and AFTER spam email that we suspect is not wholly trustworthy, and the perils of taking Oasis and Lucozade onto a plane for perfectly innocent reasons. One of us is a left wing goody two shoes, but which one?Collings,and,Herrin,Andrew,Collins,Richard,Herring,Podcast,Podcasts,Newspaper,News,British,Comedy,Guide Even though Richard is on holiday, the podcast continues! We talk about Ed Balls and the human-cow hybrid and whether it's acceptable to talk about owls after a September 11th-style tragedy, and it's almost as if Richard is here. http://media.libsyn.com/media/britishcomedyguide/collings_herrin_8.mp3 Fri, 11 Apr 2008 09:00:00 GMT Andrew Collins and Richard HerringyesEven though Richard is on holiday, the podcast continues! We talk about Ed Balls and the human-cow hybrid and whether it's acceptable to talk about owls after a September 11th-style tragedy, and it's almost as if Richard is here.Andrew Collins and Richard HerringEven though Richard is on holiday, the podcast continues! We talk about Ed Balls and the human-cow hybrid and whether it's acceptable to talk about owls after a September 11th-style tragedy, and it's almost as if Richard is here.Collings,and,Herrin,Andrew,Collins,Richard,Herring,Podcast,Podcasts,Newspaper,News,British,Comedy,Guide In our seventh podcast, Richard eats a gluten-free biscuit and threatens bran-related odours, and we cover everything from Robert Mugabe and Gary Rhodes to Nick Clegg and Britannia (boo hoo, she's going from our coins). http://media.libsyn.com/media/britishcomedyguide/collings_herrin_7.mp3 Fri, 4 Apr 2008 07:00:00 GMT Andrew Collins and Richard HerringyesIn our seventh podcast, Richard eats a gluten-free biscuit and threatens bran-related odours, and we cover everything from Robert Mugabe and Gary Rhodes to Nick Clegg and Britannia (boo hoo, she's going from our coins).Andrew Collins and Richard HerringIn our seventh podcast, Richard eats a gluten-free biscuit and threatens bran-related odours, and we cover everything from Robert Mugabe and Gary Rhodes to Nick Clegg and Britannia (boo hoo, she's going from our coins).Collings,and,Herrin,Andrew,Collins,Richard,Herring,Podcast,Podcasts,Newspaper,News,British,Comedy,Guide This week, in either our second (or third) weekly podcast, we join the nation in Carla Bruni Mania, ask why the Sun won't publish the harmless slang word "nosh" and examine our own personas within the new double act. And get a free muffin. http://www.comedy.org.uk/podcasts/collingsherrin/collings_herrin_6.mp3 Fri, 28 Mar 2008 13:00:00 GMT Andrew Collins and Richard HerringyesThis week, in either our second (or third) weekly podcast, we join the nation in Carla Bruni Mania, ask why the Sun won't publish the harmless slang word "nosh" and examine our own personas within the new double act. And get a free muffin.Andrew Collins and Richard HerringThis week, in either our second (or third) weekly podcast, we join the nation in Carla Bruni Mania, ask why the Sun won't publish the harmless slang word "nosh" and examine our own personas within the new double act. And get a free muffin.Collings,and,Herrin,Andrew,Collins,Richard,Herring,Podcast,Podcasts,Newspaper,News,British,Comedy,Guide In our fifth podcast, a Good Friday Special, we cover everything from our arch-rivals the Nuts Podcast, the paedo who landed, the sad death of Captain Birdseye and the sad split of Kym and Jack Ryder. And wish the new Iraq a happy fifth birthday. http://www.comedy.org.uk/podcasts/collingsherrin/collings_herrin_5.mp3 Fri, 21 Mar 2008 13:00:00 GMT Andrew Collins and Richard HerringyesIn our fifth podcast, a Good Friday Special, we cover everything from our arch-rivals the Nuts Podcast, the paedo who landed, the sad death of Captain Birdseye and the sad split of Kym and Jack Ryder. And wish the new Iraq a happy fifth birthday.Andrew Collins and Richard HerringIn our fifth podcast, a Good Friday Special, we cover everything from our arch-rivals the Nuts Podcast, the paedo who landed, the sad death of Captain Birdseye and the sad split of Kym and Jack Ryder. And wish the new Iraq a happy fifth birthday.Collings,and,Herrin,Andrew,Collins,Richard,Herring,Podcast,Podcasts,Newspaper,News,British,Comedy,Guide Our fourth podcast covers everything from the Budget, the Cheltenham Gold Cup, old mens' noses and wheat to the McCartney divorce settlement and the big question: whether we should do our podcast every week. http://www.comedy.org.uk/podcasts/collingsherrin/collings_herrin_4.mp3 Fri, 14 Mar 2008 23:00:00 GMT Andrew Collins and Richard HerringyesOur fourth podcast covers everything from the Budget, the Cheltenham Gold Cup, old mens' noses and wheat to the McCartney divorce settlement and the big question: whether we should do our podcast every week.Andrew Collins and Richard HerringOur fourth podcast covers everything from the Budget, the Cheltenham Gold Cup, old mens' noses and wheat to the McCartney divorce settlement and the big question: whether we should do our podcast every week.Collings,and,Herrin,Andrew,Collins,Richard,Herring,Podcast,Podcasts,Newspaper,News,British,Comedy,Guide This week, in our third podcast, we are forced to discuss Prince Harry in Afghanistan as it's the only story in all the newspapers. Plus, capital punishment, Paris Hilton's kitten, Lemsip Max and the sweaty Cupid and Fate. http://www.comedy.org.uk/podcasts/collingsherrin/collings_herrin_3.mp3 Fri, 29 Feb 2008 15:00:00 GMT Andrew Collins and Richard HerringyesThis week, in our third podcast, we are forced to discuss Prince Harry in Afghanistan as it's the only story in all the newspapers. Plus, capital punishment, Paris Hilton's kitten, Lemsip Max and the sweaty Cupid and Fate.Andrew Collins and Richard HerringThis week, in our third podcast, we are forced to discuss Prince Harry in Afghanistan as it's the only story in all the newspapers. Plus, capital punishment, Paris Hilton's kitten, Lemsip Max and the sweaty Cupid and Fate.Collings,and,Herrin,Andrew,Collins,Richard,Herring,Podcast,Podcasts,Newspaper,News,British,Comedy,Guide This is our second podcast. It covers everything from feral thugs and Katie Price to the Beijing Olympics (well, not literally everything, obviously). Younger listeners should be aware that 40 minutes is our new watershed, after which we stop using polite euphemisms. http://www.comedy.org.uk/podcasts/collingsherrin/collings_herrin_2.mp3 Fri, 15 Feb 2008 17:00:00 GMT Andrew Collins and Richard HerringyesThis is our second podcast. It covers everything from feral thugs and Katie Price to the Beijing Olympics (well, not literally everything, obviously). Younger listeners should be aware that 40 minutes is our new watershed, after which we stop using politeAndrew Collins and Richard HerringThis is our second podcast. It covers everything from feral thugs and Katie Price to the Beijing Olympics (well, not literally everything, obviously). Younger listeners should be aware that 40 minutes is our new watershed, after which we stop using polite euphemisms.Collings,and,Herrin,Andrew,Collins,Richard,Herring,Podcast,Podcasts,Newspaper,News,British,Comedy,Guide In this first podcast, recorded with the in-built mic on Richard's laptop because our expensive microphones didn't work, we cover David Beckham, Britney Spears, the Woolworth's Lolita range of children's bedroom furniture, the US election and more. http://www.comedy.org.uk/podcasts/collingsherrin/collings_herrin_1.mp3 Fri, 1 Feb 2008 17:00:00 GMT Andrew Collins and Richard HerringyesIn this first podcast, recorded with the in-built mic on Richard's laptop because our expensive microphones didn't work, we cover David Beckham, Britney Spears, the Woolworth's Lolita range of children's bedroom furniture, the US election and more.Andrew Collins and Richard HerringIn this first podcast, recorded with the in-built mic on Richard's laptop because our expensive microphones didn't work, we cover David Beckham, Britney Spears, the Woolworth's Lolita range of children's bedroom furniture, the US election and more.Collings,and,Herrin,Andrew,Collins,Richard,Herring,Podcast,Podcasts,Newspaper,News,British,Comedy,Guide Andrew Collins and Richard HerringadultA topical, rambling podcast series from Andrew Collins and Richard Herring