Comedy Plus

Silly Sunday #82

noreply@blogger.com (Sandee) — Sun, 26 May 2013 00:10:00 PDT

Silly Sunday is the place to come for weekly laughs. The rules are simple, in fact if you don't like rules then just ignore the few that are posted below. This is a great opportunity to get to know other bloggers and have a laugh or two in the process. I'll do my very best to visit everyone's Silly Sunday post.

Here is how it works: Laugh and Link Up!

Blog about something funny, silly or laughable – a joke, comic, funny story, etc
Add the URL of your funny blog post on the Silly Sunday Linky for the week below.

Three Flies...

An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub and all order a beer.

Three flies begin buzzing around and eventually dive themselves into each of glasses. Plop, plop, plop.

The Englishman says to the barman, " I say, a fly seems to have flown into my beer. Can I get another?"

The Irishman deftly scoops the fly out and continues drinking.

The Scotsman grabs hold of the fly and begins shaking him over the glass yelling, "SPET IT OOT!!! SPET IT OOT!!!"

Hat Tip: Babs of Beetle's Memories & Ramblings

Silly Saturday

noreply@blogger.com (Sandee) — Sat, 25 May 2013 00:10:00 PDT

A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"

In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke you should know something."
Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next
to me is 6'2", weighs 225 and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

Hat tip: Babs of Beetle's Memories & Ramblings

Feline Friday #38

noreply@blogger.com (Sandee) — Fri, 24 May 2013 00:10:00 PDT

My buddy Steve of Burnt Food Dude started this meme because he wanted everyone to know that he doesn't hate cats. I'm still not convinced that he loves cats, but I'll give him the benefit of the doubt.

One thing for sure is this is a fun and easy meme to do. So come and join us in Feline Friday.

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