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<?xml-stylesheet type="text/xsl" media="screen" href="/~d/styles/rss2full.xsl"?><?xml-stylesheet type="text/css" media="screen" href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~d/styles/itemcontent.css"?><rss xmlns:geo="http://www.w3.org/2003/01/geo/wgs84_pos#" xmlns:creativeCommons="http://backend.userland.com/creativeCommonsRssModule" xmlns:feedburner="http://rssnamespace.org/feedburner/ext/1.0" version="2.0"><channel><title>Comedy Plus</title><link>http://comedyplus.blogspot.com/</link><description></description><language>en</language><managingEditor>mycomedyplus@att.net (Sandee)</managingEditor><lastBuildDate>Thu, 09 Jul 2009 18:00:02 PDT</lastBuildDate><generator>Blogger http://www.blogger.com</generator><openSearch:totalResults xmlns:openSearch="http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearch/1.1/">2178</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex xmlns:openSearch="http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearch/1.1/">1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage xmlns:openSearch="http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearch/1.1/">3</openSearch:itemsPerPage><geo:lat>37.59471</geo:lat><geo:long>-120.86419</geo:long><creativeCommons:license>http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0/</creativeCommons:license><image><link>http://comedyplus.blogspot.com/</link><url>http://www.feedburner.com/fb/images/pub/fb_pwrd.gif</url><title>Comedy Plus</title></image><atom10:link xmlns:atom10="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" rel="self" href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/ComedyPlus" type="application/rss+xml" /><feedburner:emailServiceId>ComedyPlus</feedburner:emailServiceId><feedburner:feedburnerHostname>http://feedburner.google.com</feedburner:feedburnerHostname><atom10:link xmlns:atom10="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" rel="hub" href="http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com" /><item><title>Six Cool Awards</title><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/ComedyPlus/~3/Ewz9jyvjaEk/six-cool-awards.html</link><category>Awards</category><author>mycomedyplus@att.net (Sandee)</author><pubDate>Thu, 09 Jul 2009 18:00:02 PDT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2516514499002764081.post-1204080987216960109</guid><description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_9B6Jxv_c8ls/SlU9FcaAudI/AAAAAAAAHvw/_sRU9YLTfyo/s1600-h/bestblogaward.jpg" target="_new"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor: pointer; width: 150px; height: 150px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_9B6Jxv_c8ls/SlU9FcaAudI/AAAAAAAAHvw/_sRU9YLTfyo/s400/bestblogaward.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5356254495561005522" border="0" height="150" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_9B6Jxv_c8ls/SlU9BJ5wn5I/AAAAAAAAHvo/n65acXhi5EM/s1600-h/LovelyBlogAward.jpg" target="_new"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor: pointer; width: 150px; height: 150px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_9B6Jxv_c8ls/SlU9BJ5wn5I/AAAAAAAAHvo/n65acXhi5EM/s400/LovelyBlogAward.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5356254421874417554" border="0" height="150" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br /&gt;On July 2nd PinkLady of &lt;a href="http://sheeponarampage.blogspot.com/" target="_new"&gt;Sheepish Thoughts&lt;/a&gt; gave me the &lt;a href="http://sheeponarampage.blogspot.com/2009/07/what-pleasant-surprise.html"&gt;Best Blog Award&lt;/a&gt; and the &lt;a href="http://sheeponarampage.blogspot.com/2009/07/what-pleasant-surprise.html"&gt;Lovely Blog Award&lt;/a&gt;.  Thank you so very much PinkLady.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The rules for The Best Blog and A Lovely Blog Awards are: &lt;span id="fullpost"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;To accept the award, post it on your blog together with the name of the person who has granted the award and his/her blog link.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Pass the award to 15 other blogs that you’ve discovered and think are great! Remember to contact the bloggers to let them know they have been chosen for this award.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;Here's PinkLady's picks:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sandee of &lt;a href="http://comedyplus.blogspot.com/" target="_new"&gt;Comedy Plus&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Mike of &lt;a href="http://mjgolch.blogspot.com/" target="_new"&gt;Rambling Stuff&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Janet of &lt;a href="http://janetgardner.blogspot.com/" target="_new"&gt;Dolly's Daily Diary&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Marzie of &lt;a href="http://www.mariucasperfume.com/" target="_new"&gt;Mariuca's Perfume Gallery&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Lady Java of &lt;a href="http://www.ladyjava.org/" target="_new"&gt;Lady Java Life's Pages&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Bingkee of &lt;a href="http://www.ilovehateamerica.com/a_filipino_immigrants_lov/" target="_new"&gt;I Love/Hate America&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Dorothy of &lt;a href="http://selfesteemblogforwomen.blogspot.com/" target="_new"&gt;Womensselfesteem.com's Blog&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Maitri of &lt;a href="http://maitrisnotesquotesandflashingthoughts.blogspot.com/" target="_new"&gt;Maitri's Notes, Quotes &amp;amp; Flashing Thoughts...&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://angelika1972.blogspot.com/" target="_new"&gt;UNIVISIONS&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Angelika of&lt;a href="http://angelika1972.blogspot.com/" target="_new"&gt; Angelika&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.bloggerrise.com/" target="_new"&gt;Blogger Rise&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Harriet of &lt;a href="http://iamharriet.blogspot.com/" target="_new"&gt;I am Harriet&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Tammi of &lt;a href="http://funnelfullofsoup.blogspot.com/" target="_new"&gt;Funnel Full of Soup&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Kerrilee of &lt;a href="http://www.lazybearblogs.com/" target="_new"&gt;Lazy Bear Blogs&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Margie and Edna of &lt;a href="http://margieandednasbasement.blogspot.com/" target="_new"&gt;Margie and Edna's Basement&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_9B6Jxv_c8ls/SlVAZTaIJNI/AAAAAAAAHwA/OPsj92Sgd_c/s1600-h/nenos-791525.jpg" target="_new"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 150px; height: 150px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_9B6Jxv_c8ls/SlVAZTaIJNI/AAAAAAAAHwA/OPsj92Sgd_c/s400/nenos-791525.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5356258135277839570" border="0" height="150" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; On July 3rd Mary of &lt;a href="http://www.starlightblog.com/" target="_new"&gt;Starlight Blog&lt;/a&gt; gave me the &lt;a href="http://www.starlightblog.com/2009/07/neno-award.html#links"&gt;Neno Award.&lt;/a&gt;  Thank you very much for this awesome award Mary.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;The Neno Award is given to "those who love blogging and love to encourage friendships through blogging, and to help others seek the reasons why we all love blogging." &lt;/blockquote&gt;The rules:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ol&gt;&lt;li&gt;Upload the image in your post&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Mention the person that gives you the award with their blog link&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Nominate your 5 blogs of choice with blog name and link&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Leave comment on the recipients' posts to let them know.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ol&gt; Here's Mary's picks:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Coco of &lt;a href="http://bycoco.blogspot.com/" target="_new"&gt;Art By Coco&lt;/a&gt;, who does incredible stained glass and decorative folk painting. She's also a team player who's always looking to support other artists. &lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ivanhoe of &lt;a href="http://ohiowithlove.blogspot.com/" target="_new"&gt;From Ohio with Love&lt;/a&gt;. Her blog is warm and homey. The kind of place you just want spend time in. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Jaime Lyerly, of &lt;a href="http://jaimelyerly.blogspot.com/" target="_new"&gt;Art Making is a Journey&lt;/a&gt;. She's a talented artist who is incredibly active and has opened her arms to embrace the whole world.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Jennifer of &lt;a href="http://vanbeads.blogspot.com/" target="_new"&gt;Vanbeads&lt;/a&gt;, who is a wonderful jewelry designer and glass worker. I had the pleasure of meeting her at a local craft fair and she is every bit as personable and welcoming as her blog.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sandee of &lt;a href="http://comedyplus.blogspot.com/" target="_new"&gt;Comedy Plus&lt;/a&gt;, who really does have a blog that's full of Comedy Plus. Her wit and storytelling is only surpassed by her warmth. If you need a smile, go visit her blog.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_9B6Jxv_c8ls/SlVEc619XBI/AAAAAAAAHwI/dnUEaRaRerA/s1600-h/lovely_blog_award.jpg" target="_new"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 150px; height: 150px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_9B6Jxv_c8ls/SlVEc619XBI/AAAAAAAAHwI/dnUEaRaRerA/s400/lovely_blog_award.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5356262595449674770" border="0" height="150" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; On July 6th Mommanator of &lt;a href="http://mommanator.blogspot.com/" target="_new"&gt;Grannies Ramblings&lt;/a&gt; gave me the &lt;a href="http://mommanator.blogspot.com/2009/07/another-award.html"&gt;A Lovely Blog Award&lt;/a&gt;.  Thank you Mommanator.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Here are the rules:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;copy and paste the rules and pic with a link to the person who sent it to you&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;post a link to another blog you have recently discovered&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;leave a note for those you have recommended to receive the award&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;leave instructions for them.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;Here's Mommanator's picks:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.chickenscratch.org/" target="_new"&gt;Chickens Scratch&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://ramblingwoods.com/" target="_new"&gt;Rambling Woods&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://dustyducktales.blogspot.com/" target="_new"&gt;Sandy's Main Blog&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.shoebeeshappenings.blogspot.com/" target="_new"&gt;Shoebee's Happenings&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://comedyplus.blogspot.com/" target="_new"&gt;Comedy Plus&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_9B6Jxv_c8ls/SlU9FcaAudI/AAAAAAAAHvw/_sRU9YLTfyo/s1600-h/bestblogaward.jpg" target="_new"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor: pointer; width: 150px; height: 150px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_9B6Jxv_c8ls/SlU9FcaAudI/AAAAAAAAHvw/_sRU9YLTfyo/s400/bestblogaward.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5356254495561005522" border="0" height="150" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_9B6Jxv_c8ls/SlU9BJ5wn5I/AAAAAAAAHvo/n65acXhi5EM/s1600-h/LovelyBlogAward.jpg" target="_new"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor: pointer; width: 150px; height: 150px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_9B6Jxv_c8ls/SlU9BJ5wn5I/AAAAAAAAHvo/n65acXhi5EM/s400/LovelyBlogAward.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5356254421874417554" border="0" height="150" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/center&gt;&lt;br /&gt;On July 7th Kerrilee of &lt;a href="http://www.lazybearblogs.com/" target="_new"&gt;Lazy Bear Blogs&lt;/a&gt; gave me the &lt;a href="http://www.lazybearblogs.com/self-improvement/the-best-blog-award"&gt;Best Blog Award&lt;/a&gt; and the &lt;a href="http://www.lazybearblogs.com/self-improvement/the-best-blog-award"&gt;Lovely Blog Award.&lt;/a&gt;  Thank you so very much for thinking of me.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The rules:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ol&gt;&lt;li&gt;To accept the award, post it on your blog together with the name of the person who has granted the award and his/her blog link.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Pass the award to 15 other blogs that you’ve discovered and think are great! Remember to contact the bloggers to let them know they have been chosen for this award.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ol&gt;Here's Kerrilee's picks:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a title="We live to share God's amazing grace" href="http://grace1331.blogspot.com/" target="_blank"&gt;We live to tell God’s amazing Grace &lt;/a&gt;- I love a site that is boldly prepared to share the love of our Lord and Saviour&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;a title="Mason writes a country song" href="http://masonmania.com/?p=579" target="_blank"&gt;Masonmania.com&lt;/a&gt; - This song is a classic, you have to listen :-)&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;a title="Choose for yourself" href="http://betterspines.com/blog/" target="_blank"&gt;Betterspines.com&lt;/a&gt; - I love chiropractic, I wouldn’t be able to use my shoulder if it wasn’t for chiro&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;a title="Movie Review" href="http://movie-mike.blogspot.com/" target="_blank"&gt;MovieMike&lt;/a&gt; - Who doesn’t love a good review of a movie, these reviews are well written and a must if you are looking for something to watch&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;a title="guide to bigger arms" href="http://johnhobbshealthandfitness.blogspot.com/2009/06/guide-to-bigger-arms.html" target="_blank"&gt;John Hobbs health and fitness&lt;/a&gt; - I love sound information about health and these articles are well written and factual&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;a title="http://vstifx.blogspot.com/" href="http://vstifx.blogspot.com/" target="_blank"&gt;Virtual Studio Technology&lt;/a&gt; - I’ll be honest I’ve got no idea about this stuff but this is my way of saying thank you for being a faithful Dropper :-)&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;a title="http://comedyplus.blogspot.com/2009/07/faith-healer.html" href="http://comedyplus.blogspot.com/2009/07/faith-healer.html" target="_blank"&gt;Comedy Plus&lt;/a&gt; - If you have a sense of humor like mine you’ll enjoy this site&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;a title="http://www.aftercancernowwhat.com/2009/07/7-ways-to-make-your-cookout-healthier.html" href="http://www.aftercancernowwhat.com/2009/07/7-ways-to-make-your-cookout-healthier.html" target="_blank"&gt;After Cancer, now what&lt;/a&gt; - What a powerful site, great communication for those afflicted by this disease&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;a title="http://www.guidetolifeforwomen.com/" href="http://www.guidetolifeforwomen.com/" target="_blank"&gt;Guide to life for women&lt;/a&gt; - you need to read the article on sorting your pantry, how organised, that is what I need in my life - Question though - how do you get the kids to keep it that way?&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;a title="http://beadedtail.blogspot.com/" href="http://beadedtail.blogspot.com/" target="_blank"&gt;Beaded Tails&lt;/a&gt; - How precious is this site&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;a title="http://asecondcup.squarespace.com/blog/2009/7/6/the-grandkids-are-coming-cooking-with-kids.html" href="http://asecondcup.squarespace.com/blog/2009/7/6/the-grandkids-are-coming-cooking-with-kids.html" target="_blank"&gt;A Second Cup&lt;/a&gt; - It is just as the name implies, a good site to sit and read while indulging in that second cup&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;a title="http://cromely.blogspot.com/" href="http://cromely.blogspot.com/" target="_blank"&gt;Cromely’s World&lt;/a&gt; - it’s good to see someone getting out there and getting their thoughts down on paper so to speak&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;a title="http://www.wordjourney.com/reflections/use-this-summer-to-rejuvenate-spiritually/" href="http://www.wordjourney.com/reflections/use-this-summer-to-rejuvenate-spiritually/" target="_blank"&gt;Word Journey&lt;/a&gt; - Profound words straight from the heart of the Father&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;a title="http://thesustainable.info/2009/kerak-telor-the-rare-traditional-food-heritage-from-betawi.html" href="http://thesustainable.info/2009/kerak-telor-the-rare-traditional-food-heritage-from-betawi.html" target="_blank"&gt;Look Around&lt;/a&gt; - this recipe sounds yummy, this site helps to get a bit of culture in our lives&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;a title="http://agpahn.net/2009/07/what-does-a-girl-look-for-a-man/" href="http://agpahn.net/2009/07/what-does-a-girl-look-for-a-man/" target="_blank"&gt;Anything Goes with Pahn&lt;/a&gt; - I love this article, it’s pretty true, but I’m happily married so I don’t need to keep looking :-)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Again thank you all for all these wonderful awards.  I'm not going to tag anyone, but if you want any or all of these great awards help yourself. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2516514499002764081-1204080987216960109?l=comedyplus.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
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&lt;/div&gt;</description><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2009-07-09T18:00:02.423-07:00</app:edited><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_9B6Jxv_c8ls/SlU9FcaAudI/AAAAAAAAHvw/_sRU9YLTfyo/s72-c/bestblogaward.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">0</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://comedyplus.blogspot.com/2009/07/six-cool-awards.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>The Food Chain</title><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/ComedyPlus/~3/1tWEtlleME8/food-chain.html</link><category>Ironic Humor</category><author>mycomedyplus@att.net (Sandee)</author><pubDate>Thu, 09 Jul 2009 00:10:00 PDT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2516514499002764081.post-945949978780206624</guid><description>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_9B6Jxv_c8ls/SkTkdaVJfsI/AAAAAAAAHq4/pLrWUgPp21Y/s1600-h/pardon-fly.jpg" target="_new"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 217px; height: 296px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_9B6Jxv_c8ls/SkTkdaVJfsI/AAAAAAAAHq4/pLrWUgPp21Y/s400/pardon-fly.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5351653451158355650" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; In the dead of summer, a fly was resting on a leaf beside a lake. It was a hot, dry fly who said to no one in particular: "Gosh, if I go down three inches, I will feel the mist from the water and I will be refreshed."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;There was a fish in the water, thinking, "Gosh, if that fly goes down three inches, I can eat him."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;There was a bear on the shore, thinking, "Gosh, if that fly goes down three inches, that fish will jump for the fly and I will eat him."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It also happened that a hunter was farther up the bank of the lake preparing to eat a cheese sandwich. "Gosh," he thought, "if that fly goes down three inches, and that fish leaps for it, that bear will expose himself and grab for the fish, at which point I'll shoot the bear and then have a proper trophy."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span id="fullpost"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You think this is enough activity for one bank of one lake? There is more.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A wee mouse down by the hunter's foot was thinking, "Gosh, if that fly goes down three inches and that fish jumps for that fly, and that bear grabs for that fish, the dumb hunter will shoot the bear and drop his cheese sandwich."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A cat luking in the bushes took in this scene and thought, as was fashionable to do on the bank of this particular lake around lunch time, "Gosh, if that fly goes down three inches and that fish jumps for that fly and that bear grabs for that fish and that hunter shoots that bear, and the mouse makes off with the cheese sandwich then I can have mouse for lunch."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The poor fly is finally so hot and so dry that he heads down for the cooling mist of the water.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The fish swallows the fly.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The bear grabs the fish.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The hunter shoots the bear.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The mouse grabs the cheese sandwich.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The cat jumps for the mouse.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The mouse ducks, and&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The cat falls into the water and drowns.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;The moral of this story is:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Whenever a fly goes down three inches, some pussy is probably in danger.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Stolen from: Hale McKay of &lt;a href="http://pointmeister.blogspot.com/2009/06/fly-on-blog.html" target="_new"&gt;It Occurred To Me&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/span&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2516514499002764081-945949978780206624?l=comedyplus.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
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&lt;br /&gt;When she was 15 and getting ready for her learners permit hubby and I talked with our son about buying her a new car when she graduated from high school.  We agreed that along with the graduation she had to be good and also get good grades.  Graduation wasn't enough,  Sarah agreed to those terms and she graduated from high school with a 3.83 GPA.  Works for all of us.  She did her part and now it was time for us to step up to the plate and do ours.
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&lt;br /&gt;She had already picked out the kind of car she wanted, a Honda Civic LS Sport.  She wanted it in black or white.  She ended up with a dark gray.  The other thing that she had to do was wait until her 18th birthday.  She mentioned at lunch (after taking possession of her car) that the last month has taken a few years to pass.  We have spent the last month securing the car she wanted, getting all the paperwork done (except for DMV) and the insurance done and ready for signature.  Her signature.  
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&lt;br /&gt;Here's a slide show with just a few pictures of what she went through yesterday.  The first picture of her and her father, if you look very close you will see her toddler picture between them.  Grandpa and grandma are very proud of you Sarah.  
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&lt;br /&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" src="http://w67.photobucket.com/pbwidget.swf?pbwurl=http://w67.photobucket.com/albums/h300/wbcruisers/Birthday Sarah/2c642d53.pbw" height="360" width="480"&gt; &lt;/center&gt; We have one more granddaughter and the rules are going to be the same.  I hope she gets a new car too.&lt;/span&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2516514499002764081-5122079175854017245?l=comedyplus.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
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