tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1027706405995801588Thu, 24 Oct 2024 13:17:42 +0000Jokesardar jokeCollege JokeAli baba and the forty ThievesBaseballComputer JokeDoctor's JokeFriendshipIdiotsInterview jokeLawyer jokeMarriageParty JokePati-PatniSanta SinghWhy did you have to diestudent jokeshttp://joke-xtrashots.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.com (Unknown)Blogger23125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1027706405995801588.post-5279277126898927049Fri, 20 Mar 2009 09:16:00 +00002009-03-20T14:48:37.242+05:30sardar jokeJailor: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi.Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!Jailor: Kyon has rahe ho?Sardar: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hoon!--Santa sent SMS to his BOSS: Me sick, no work.Boss SMS back: When I am sick I kiss my wife try it.Two hours later Santa sms 2 boss: Me ok, ur wife very sweet.-- Santa ki chatri me hole tha, kisine pucha, umbrella mein hole kyu?Sardar bola: Oye barish ruk jayegi http://joke-xtrashots.blogspot.com/2009/03/santa-banta.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1027706405995801588.post-93540739159366448Mon, 23 Feb 2009 16:45:00 +00002009-02-23T22:21:15.383+05:30IdiotsThere were two guys working for the city. One would dig a hole -- he would dig, dig, dig.The other would come behind him and fill the hole -- fill, fill, fill. These two men worked furiously; one digging a hole, the other filling it up again.A man was watching from the sidewalk and couldn't believe how hard these men were working, but couldn't understand what they were doing. Finally he had to http://joke-xtrashots.blogspot.com/2009/02/digger-and-filler.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1027706405995801588.post-1390273428618444838Mon, 23 Feb 2009 16:21:00 +00002009-02-23T21:53:18.287+05:30Doctor's JokeAfter the doctor gives the patient his diagnosis, the patient says; “Can I have a second opinion?The doctor says; “Sure. Come back tomorrow.”Most Popular:Interesting facts about Rats.Interesting facts about Lipstick.Earth is about to End.How should we behave while giving an interview? Why do you want to join our company?Why should we hire you?Microsoft Service tech. Is That because I am a Sardar?http://joke-xtrashots.blogspot.com/2009/02/second-opinion.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1027706405995801588.post-5279418199647484346Wed, 04 Feb 2009 17:41:00 +00002009-02-04T23:15:24.340+05:30Lawyer jokeLawyer: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check fora pulse?Doctor: No.Lawyer: Did you check for blood pressure?Doctor: No.Lawyer: Did you check for breathing?Doctor: No.Lawyer: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when youbegan the autopsy?Doctor: No.Lawyer: How can you be so sure, Doctor?Doctor: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.Lawyer: But could thehttp://joke-xtrashots.blogspot.com/2009/02/doctor-lawyer.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1027706405995801588.post-256616409603793728Tue, 27 Jan 2009 18:19:00 +00002009-01-27T23:58:39.885+05:30JokeSICK DAYSWe will no longer accept a doctor statement as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.SURGERY Operations are now banned. As long as you are an employee here, you need all your organs. You should not consider removing anything. We hired you intact. To have something removed constitutes a breach of employment.PERSONAL DAYSEach employee will http://joke-xtrashots.blogspot.com/2009/01/new-hr-policy.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1027706405995801588.post-739644855677981745Tue, 06 Jan 2009 18:10:00 +00002009-01-06T23:41:09.753+05:30Party JokeA rich millionaire throws a massive party for his 50th birthday. During this party, he grabs the microphone and announces to his guests that down in the garden of his mansion he has a swimming pool with two great white sharks in it."I will give anything of mine to the man who swims across that pool."So the party continues with no events in the pool until SUDDENLY, there is a great splash and all http://joke-xtrashots.blogspot.com/2009/01/swimming-pool_595.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1027706405995801588.post-4548042367233161023Sat, 27 Dec 2008 19:15:00 +00002008-12-28T00:49:06.794+05:30student jokesDid you hear about the teacher who was helping one of her kindergarten students put his boots on?He asked for help and she could see why. With her pulling and him pushing, the boots still didn't want to go on. When the second boot was on, she had worked up a sweat. She almost whimpered when the little boy said,"Teacher, they're on the wrong feet." She looked, and sure enough, they were. It wasn'thttp://joke-xtrashots.blogspot.com/2008/12/tight-fit.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1027706405995801588.post-5390716113857138410Thu, 25 Dec 2008 10:14:00 +00002008-12-25T15:54:22.504+05:30BaseballTwo ninety year old men, Joe and Sam, have been friends all their lives. It seems that Sam is dying, and Joe comes to visit him every day."Sam," says Joe, "You know how we have both loved baseball all our lives, and how we played minor league ball together for so many years. Sam, you have to do me one favor. When you get to Heaven, and I know you will go to Heaven, somehow you've got to let me http://joke-xtrashots.blogspot.com/2008/12/good-news-bad-news.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1027706405995801588.post-6117725518802588699Mon, 22 Dec 2008 16:49:00 +00002008-12-25T15:49:00.737+05:30College JokeIt was the end of the school year, and a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils.The florist's son handed her a gift.She shook it, held it overhead, and said, "I bet I know what it is. Flowers.""That's right!" The boy said, "But, how did you know?""Oh, just a wild guess," she said.The next pupil was the sweet shop owner's daughter.The teacher held her gift overhead, shook it, andhttp://joke-xtrashots.blogspot.com/2008/12/oh-just-wild-guess.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1027706405995801588.post-2927199425431926702Fri, 19 Dec 2008 11:21:00 +00002008-12-19T16:55:28.206+05:30Interview jokeThree guys go in for a job interview, all at the same office.The first one goes in for his interview and the interviewer says, "What's the first thing you see when you look at me?"The guy says, "That's not too hard, you've got no ears."The interviewer says, "That's it, get out, you'll never be seen around here again."The second man takes his turn and is asked the same question. The applicant http://joke-xtrashots.blogspot.com/2008/12/you-have-got-no-ears.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1027706405995801588.post-7268969230011364891Tue, 16 Dec 2008 17:13:00 +00002008-12-19T16:57:39.379+05:30sardar jokeA friend asks sardar how was ur exam?Sardar: It was ok but i couldnt answer past tense of THINK.I thought, thought & finally i wrote 'THUNK'.another oneSardarji calls Air India. "How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?""Just a sec," says the receptionist."Thank you." says the Sardar and hangs up.Must See: How should we behave while giving an interview?Earth is about to End. Why do you want http://joke-xtrashots.blogspot.com/2008/12/past-tense-of-think.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1027706405995801588.post-488803895079904778Sat, 13 Dec 2008 18:53:00 +00002008-12-14T00:25:50.786+05:30JokeTwo guys on a double bike where pedaling up a hill. It took forever to get to the top. When they finally got to the top the first guy said in a pant,"whew, that was so hard." The second replied, " if I hadn't been pushing the brakes the whole time we would have rolled down backwards.” Must Read:Why do you want to join our company?Why should we hire you?Microsoft Service tech.Is That because I am http://joke-xtrashots.blogspot.com/2008/12/its-amwzing.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1027706405995801588.post-6108965113068056002Tue, 09 Dec 2008 05:25:00 +00002008-12-13T12:32:10.538+05:30sardar jokeA sardar obseves that a suggestion box kept in his office is not opened for years togather, inspite of people putting their suggestions in it. Therefore he puts a suggestion in it saying 'The suggestion box should be opened regularly'.......Must See:Why do you want to join our company? Why should we hire you? Blog of the day Award. Microsoft Service tech. Is That because I am a Sardar?http://joke-xtrashots.blogspot.com/2008/12/suggestion-box.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1027706405995801588.post-2460073787913500986Sun, 07 Dec 2008 19:01:00 +00002008-12-13T12:34:07.223+05:30College JokeOn the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students:"The female dormitory is out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time. The second time you will be fined $60. A third time will cost you a fine of $180. Are there any questions?"A male student inquired, "How much for a season pass?"http://joke-xtrashots.blogspot.com/2008/12/how-much-for-season-pass.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1027706405995801588.post-4895980076380508270Fri, 05 Dec 2008 05:42:00 +00002008-12-13T12:35:18.690+05:30JokeWhy did you have to dieA man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave.The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity and kept repeating, Why did you have to die? Why did you have to die?" The first man approached him and said, "Sir, I don't wish to interfere with your private grief, but http://joke-xtrashots.blogspot.com/2008/12/why-did-you-have-to-die.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1027706405995801588.post-3274287121683736943Thu, 04 Dec 2008 04:58:00 +00002008-12-13T12:36:11.733+05:30Computer JokeThree men are in a hot-air balloon. Soon, they find themselves lost in a canyon somewhere. One of the three men says, "I have an idea. We can call for help in this canyon and the echo will carry our voices far enough for someone to hear us." So he leans over the basket and yells out, "Helllloooooo! Where are we?" (They hear the echo several times). 15 minutes later, the men in the balloon http://joke-xtrashots.blogspot.com/2008/12/microsoft-service-tech.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1027706405995801588.post-1620456719076146674Wed, 03 Dec 2008 07:20:00 +00002008-12-13T12:36:58.650+05:30Santa SinghAutowala - Santa Singh se: Sahab kiraye ke 50 Rs. hue.Santa Singh: Ye lo 25 Rs.Autowala: Sahab ye to (Baimaani)cheating hai. Santa Singh: Kahe ki baimaani ? Tu bhi to baith kar aaya hai, aadhe(50%) paise tu de.......Some More Jokes:Men Vs Women FriendshipIs That because i am Sardar ?HR Intervie Tips Click Herehttp://joke-xtrashots.blogspot.com/2008/12/santa-singh-autowala.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1027706405995801588.post-5957281786289017454Mon, 01 Dec 2008 19:43:00 +00002008-12-13T12:40:39.863+05:30sardar jokeBobby returns from his first day at school and immediately questions his father. "Dad, today we had a Spelling Class - All the other kids could only say half the alphabet, but I knew the whole thing. Is that because I am a Sardar?" "No son, that's because you are intelligent." Bobby seeming content with the answer, asks his father another question, "Dad, today we had Math class - All the http://joke-xtrashots.blogspot.com/2008/12/is-that-because-i-am-sardar.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1027706405995801588.post-2610875336999558280Sun, 30 Nov 2008 17:13:00 +00002008-11-30T22:48:38.996+05:30JokePati-PatniPati ghabrate hue aaya aur patni se bola:"Aaj main office se aa raha tha ki raste mein ek gadha…!”Itne mein unki bachhi bol uthi: “Mummy, Bhaiya ne meri gudiya tod di hai.”Pati ne phir kehna shuru kiya “Haan toh biwi, main keh raha tha ki raste mein ek gadha…..!”Itne mein unka ladka bola: “Mummy, Rita ne meri car tod di hai.”Biwi ghusse mein aakar boli: “Bhagwan ke liye tum sab chup ho jao, mujhehttp://joke-xtrashots.blogspot.com/2008/11/pati-ya-gadha.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1027706405995801588.post-608613969071056497Sat, 29 Nov 2008 13:05:00 +00002008-11-29T18:36:55.651+05:30Ali baba and the forty ThievesJokeThree men were discussing at a bar about coincidences. The first man said, " my wife was reading a "tale of two cities" and she gave birth to twins""That’s funny".The second man remarked, "my wife was reading 'the three musketeers' and she gave birth to triplets".The third man shouted, "Good God, I have to rush home!"When asked what the problem was, he exclaimed, " When I left the house, my wife http://joke-xtrashots.blogspot.com/2008/11/ali-baba-and-forty-thieves.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1027706405995801588.post-9132532723320360617Thu, 27 Nov 2008 18:32:00 +00002008-11-28T00:04:14.243+05:30MarriageA man who was just married was flying to the Florida Keys for a business trip. His new bride was to accompany him the next day. When he got there he E-mailed his wife to let her know he made it there safely. When he sent the E-mail he miss-typed the address. In Boston, a grieving widow, whose husband has recently passed away, receives the E-mail. She reads it, screams, and faints. Hearing her http://joke-xtrashots.blogspot.com/2008/11/wrong-e-mail-address.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1027706405995801588.post-3222644735086479664Thu, 27 Nov 2008 05:37:00 +00002008-11-27T11:09:52.814+05:30JokeOne Sardar was enjoying Sun on a Beach in America.A lady came and asked him, " Are you relaxing"Sardar answered '" No I am Banta Singh".Another Guy Came and asked the same Question.Sardar answered " No No Me Banta Singh".Third one came and asked the same questionSardar was totally annoyed and decided to shift his place.While walking he sawanotherSardar enjoying the Beach.He went and asked him " http://joke-xtrashots.blogspot.com/2008/11/are-you-relaxing.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1027706405995801588.post-6926451821727582400Wed, 26 Nov 2008 16:47:00 +00002008-12-17T15:26:51.465+05:30FriendshipJokeFriendship between women: A woman doesn’t come home one night. The next day she tells her husband that she had slept over at a girlfriend's house. The husband calls his wife's 10 best friends. None of them know anything about it. Friendship between men: A man doesn’t come home one night. The next day he tells his wife that he had slept over at a friend’s house. The wife calls her husband's 10 http://joke-xtrashots.blogspot.com/2008/11/men-vs-women-friendship.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)1