Comic Boobs

Top 5 Best Boobs from Highschool of the Dead (HOTD) Anime

noreply@blogger.com (michaelszele) — Thu, 16 Feb 2012 05:56:00 +0000

It started out like any other boring day in high school, but now this group of teenagers must survive the zombie apocalypse!

Alice Maresato - keep dreamin' little girl! Maybe you'll be on this list when you're older.

"Hey, Mister? They're heavy!"

Saeko Busujima - the reigning kendo club president and expert swordswoman. Her calm demeanor hides the secret pleasure she feels when inflicting pain.

"Unsheathe the sword."

Saya Takagi - rich girl and school nerd. She is a self-proclaimed genius, but suffers from self-esteem issues due to growing up in a wealthy family and trying to live up to her often-absent parents.

"I don't care if it's the zombie apocalypse. Early discovery can be very
important for breast cancer treatment."

Rei Miyamoto - grew up with Takashi and is his secret crush. She really liked his best friend Hisashi until he became a zombie and they had to kill him.

"Why do the zombies always have to rip off my clothes?"

Shizuka Marikawa - the ditsy school nurse with incredibly immense breasts. She is the hands down best boobs in show.

"Of course they're real! Just feel them."

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Top 10 Best Boobs from Queen's Blade Anime

noreply@blogger.com (michaelszele) — Sun, 22 Jan 2012 06:42:00 +0000

The warrior women of the Queen's Blade tournament are the most lethal and lovely ladies on the Continent. The following is a list of the loveliest!

Risty - "The Benevolent Bandit of the Wild" is a tough cookie. She's an incredible fighter with the body to match!

Please hurt me!

Melona - wicked evil and a shapeshifting hottie to boot. She can transform into anything she wants, but the odds are it will want to kill you!

Too bad her boobs shoot acid, right?

Luna Luna - this warrior from the hot jungles of Calibara can dance you to death or complete ecstasy. Guess which one I'll choose?

Yeah, can you take off the 'dick-horn thingie' before we do it?

Melpha - she's a holy priestess filled with divine power and has titanic boobs to rival Cattleya's! That vow of chastity really sucks right about now.

This damsel in distress needs some holy rollin'!

Alleyne - this hot elf was dubbed "The Thousand Year-Old Virgin" so good luck getting in her pants. What an incredible waste of perfect cleavage! Can you imagine how horny she is after that long?

I'd trade places with that spear any day!

Menace - this ancient priestess just wants to restore the Amara Kingdom and put together a legion of slaves to rub down her naughty bits. Where do I sign up!

Missed me! Um, could you do that again?

Cattleya - she's a weapon-smith with the biggest weapon(s) on the Continent! Yeah, they're that big! She could beat you to death with her enormous boobs without even noticing.

Oh hey, um, Cattleya? Well, your, um. Hey, nevermind!

Leina - oh, poor Leina! She wants to be a powerful warrior and prove her mettle, but the road to legend is a bastard. Keep trying!

I know how you can turn this crushing defeat into a victory!

Tomoe - warrior priestess form Hinomoto, Tomoe is a force to be reckoned with. Seeing her naked is awesome too!

Oh, hey! Need a hand?

Echidna - this elf is one hot mess! She loves women and had a relationship with Alleyne (hot!). Her warrior skills are unsurpassed and she wears an enchanted snake for underpants.

Keltan the snake gets a little frisky

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Top 5 Best Boobs from Captain America

noreply@blogger.com (michaelszele) — Mon, 31 Oct 2011 05:50:00 +0000

5. Madame Hydra (Viper) - This lady's beauty is only surpassed by the vast depths of her evil cunning. She has captured and manipulated Captain America on many occasions (along with Wolverine, Spider-Woman, the X-Men and a host of others). She can definitely fill the last few hours of your life with excruciating pleasure or pain, but one thing is for sure - they'll be your last.

4. Sinthea Schmidt (Sin/The Red Skull) - Her evil pedigree as daughter of the Red Skull is unrivaled. Originally causing trouble as 'Sin', she eventually was disfigured trying to put her father's mind into Steve Rogers body after his assassination. Now she has the same hideous face, but with a pair of rocking boobs. How would you like to wake up to that face on your morning wood, Cap?

3. Diamondback (Rachel Leighton) - She grew up on the wrong side of the tracks and Captain America couldn't resist 'rehabilitating' this criminal (where the term Captain Save-a-Ho came from). Their romance was interrupted by a never ending string of superhero nonsense which both accepted with some form of relief. She throws huge diamond spikes meaning this is one high maintenance lady.

2. Sharon Carter (Agent 13) - Inspired by tales of her aunt Peggy's daring adventures alongside Captain America during WWII, Sharon joined S.H.I.E.L.D. and became a field agent. Originally portrayed as a damsel in distress this lady is a hardened espionage agent who is tough as nails. She's willing to do anything for her country and an expert at using her feminine wiles to get men to spill their guts. She was played by the luscious Amanda Righetti in the recent movie Captain America: The First Avenger. Her boobs make the toughest Avenger weak in the knees!

Runner Up - Captain America as drawn by Rob Liefeld has the largest man-boobs you will ever wish you never saw. Liefeld wins the lifetime award for worst anatomy after gender-bending poor Cap's chest in this horrible drawing.

1. Margaret "Peggy" Carter - Peggy Carter was originally a freedom fighter with the French Resistance during WWII. She and Captain America met and fell in love behind enemy lines, but their love was short-lived as Peggy was injured during a bombing raid and Steve was frozen in suspended animation for forty years. Being from the same era she would have been the perfect match for Steve Rogers. Definitely a better match than her baggage-carrying super-spy niece Sharon (can you say 'damaged goods'?). Peggy tops our list because the recent movie Captain America: The First Avenger revealed she was really a British officer who participated in the super soldier program and was righteously stacked as her portrayal by Hayley Atwell proves. Too bad poor Cap never got to frolic in that cleavage!

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Top 5 Best Boobs from Green Lantern

noreply@blogger.com (michaelszele) — Sun, 02 Oct 2011 07:01:00 +0000

5. Lyssa Drak - She first appeared wearing next to nothing and chained to the book of the Sinestro Corps. This darkling lady has an incredible pair, she's freaky alien blue and one scary (hot) librarian.

4. Arisia Rrab - She's the equivalent of jailbait in the Green Lantern Corps and not even mighty Hal Jordan could resist the temptation when she confessed her huge crush on him. She's been a teen and an adult, then killed and resurrected. Throughout it all she remains a major cutie.

3. Jade - Daughter of Alan Scott, the original Green Lantern from the Golden Age, and recently resurrected after giving her life to save the universe during Infinite Crisis, Jade is one feisty, stunning lady. You won't find a better set of perky, green boobs like these in the DCU! She even likes nerds as her romance with Kyle Rayner proves.

2. Soranik Natu - This lady has one tough story - born on Korugar where Sinestro used his Green Lantern powers to enslave the entire planet. She becomes a Green Lantern and then finds out her dad is actually Sinestro! Her plunging neck line, ample cleavage, and badass tattoo more than make up for the tainted pedigree. She dated Kyle Rayner after Jade and you know what he was thinking after seeing Jade alive again - "Threesome!"

1. Star Sapphire - Hal Jordan's first love was fiery aircraft company owner Carol Ferris. She was later possessed by the Star Sapphire becoming one of his most deadly foes. Carol Ferris is incredibly sexy, a powerful businesswoman, and was played by the beautiful Blake Lively in the recent movie. Star Sapphire's costume is skin-tight and shiny - showing off her amazing boobs and just about everything else!

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Top 5 Best Boobs from Fantastic Four

noreply@blogger.com (michaelszele) — Sat, 30 Apr 2011 06:18:00 +0000

5. Crystal - It's easy to see how this gorgeous blonde tamed the hot-tempered Human Torch. The smitten Johnny Storm eventually got shut down by her Inhuman royal family. Showing incredibly poor taste in men, Crystal married Quicksilver for his innate mastery of "quickie" sex. Later realizing his bedroom longevity was limited to fast and faster, Crystal separated from the mutant speedster.

4. Nova - Two words: SHINY BOOBS! Frankie Raye already gave the Human Torch a run for his money in the fiery personality department. Then she went to work for Galactus and got dipped in the power cosmic. Now she flies around buck naked and gleaming from head to toe.

3. Thundra - If size matters then Thundra would be #1 on this list in a heartbeat! She has laid the smack down on Ben Grimm more times than the Hulk and I'll guarantee ol' blue eyes was distracted by the massive boobs on this Amazonian hottie!

2. She-Hulk - An impressive FF replacement member when the Thing (Ben Grimm) remained on Battleworld after the conclusion of the first Secret Wars event - Jennifer Walters "hulks out" into a 7-foot tall mega-babe! Thundra definitely gave her a run for the money in size, but with She-Hulk there's the kink factor - big GREEN boobs!

1. The Invisible Woman - Susan Storm is a founding member of Marvel's First Family and is incredibly sexy. She's a mother and independent woman - undoubtedly the most beautiful of all the women related to the FF. She is so amazing - only the stunning Jessica Alba could portray her in two FF movies. Originally typecast as a damsel in distress (as the Invisible Girl), Sue Storm has emerged as the most powerful member of the team. Yes, her boobs are perfect.

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On the Shoulders of Giants

noreply@blogger.com (michaelszele) — Thu, 07 Apr 2011 23:42:00 +0000

The best of what has come before on comic book boob-related topics which offered inspiration for this blog:

List of best (or biggest) comic boobs:

Top 5 Biggest Boobs in Comics from Hero Spy
The Twelve Best Pairs of Boobs in Comic Book History by Nerdism Editorials

How to Draw Breasts:

How to Draw Boobs by Max Riffner
The Bizarre Breasts Tutorial by Sequential Tart