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Halloween Candy Map App

2018-10-04T20:24:00.003-07:00

Whoever makes the Halloween Candy Map App can get millions, nah make that billions from advertisers. It’s an app where kids can tell what type of candies are being given out at houses on Halloween. Just imagine you’re a kid in a Halloween costume and you press the Halloween Candy Map App. You find out that a house is giving out apples. Instead of going to that house you find one that is giving out candy. Or you’re able to skip all the houses that aren’t giving out anything. Now you don’t have to get frustrated when you ring a house door many times to find out nobody’s home. You just look on your handy Halloween Candy Map App and wah-lah you find all the houses with the best candy.

Happy Halloween!!!

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Simon Says

Ride On Halloween Costume Thoughts

2018-10-04T19:53:00.003-07:00

I always look twice to see if it's real when I see a person sitting on top of one of those ride on costumes. You know the ones where the person looks like he or she's on top of an animal or a person. I never wore one of those costumers, but I like them. The ride on Halloween costume looks like two people, but it's one person. Imagine if someone giving out candy actually gives out two candies, one for you and one for the person you're riding on. For that reason alone, I just might put the ride on Halloween costume on my bucket list. In the future it will be nice if the ride on Halloween costume can actually move with robot legs inside. Then you can get to more houses. That way you can collect more candy.

Have a Happy Halloween!!!

Bubble Rhyme

2017-09-27T12:06:00.001-07:00

Don't stop until they pop.
Small bubbles, big bubbles.
1, 2, and 3 bubbles. Pop, pop, and pop.
Bubbles here. Bubbles there. Bubbles up in the air.
4, 5, and 6 bubbles. Pop, pop, and pop.
Catch the bubbles and see if you can win, it's ok if they pop on your chin.
7, 8, and 9 bubbles. Pop, pop, and pop.
Bubbles all around. If you don't get them, they will eventually hit the ground.
Ten bubbles. Pop, pop, and pop.

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Simon Says

Peekaboo! Guess Who?

2017-09-27T12:03:00.003-07:00

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Simon Says

Super Ha Ha Puzzle

2017-09-09T04:57:00.002-07:00

Children's Bedtime Delay

2017-08-25T04:49:00.002-07:00

A dad is trying to persuade his son to go sleep because it is bedtime.
"It's time for bed." Dad said.
"One moment please." Son said.
"No moments." Dad said.
"Do I have to go to bed." Son said.
"Yes." Dad said.
"Okay after I find my toy." Dad said.
"No." Son said.
"Yes, I have to find my toy." Son said.
"Where did you last put it?" Dad said.
"I think in the living room." Son said.
"Okay then check the living room." Dad said.
"But it could have been in the bedroom." Son said.
"Then check the bedroom." Dad said.
"It could have been the bathroom." Son said.
"Then check the bathroom." Dad said.
"I can't find it." Son said.
"You haven't checked the living room or bedroom or bathroom." Dad said.
"I can't find it! I can't find it! I can't find it!" Son said.
"Found it. Okay go to bed." Dad said.
"Okay after I count to one." Son said.
"Count." Dad said.
5, 4, 3, 2." Son said.
"Say one." Dad said.
"5, 4, 3, 2, 0, I don't know how to count to one." Son said.
"Go to Bed."Dad said.
And the son finally fell asleep.

Children's Motto

2017-04-25T08:19:00.003-07:00

Always help mommy and daddy out.

We will always clean our bedroom and get the best grades.

We will always go to bed on time and wake up early.

And we will always eat our veggies.

And when we grow up if we can, we will buy mommy and daddy a mansion and any other toys they want.

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Simon Says

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

2017-04-25T07:09:00.003-07:00

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Because there was a car coming across.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Because the light was red.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Because the chicken was not in the joke, "Why did the chicken cross the road?"

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Simon Says

Cleanup Song by David Russo

2017-04-25T07:05:00.003-07:00

What a messy room.
Ca Ca Ca Cleanup.
Ca Ca Ca Cleanup.

I didn't make the mess.
Ca Ca Ca Cleanup.
Ca Ca Ca Cleanup.

Someone else made the mess.
Ca Ca Ca Cleanup.
Ca Ca Ca Cleanup.

I didn't track the mud into my room.
Ca Ca Ca Cleanup.
Ca Ca Ca Cleanup.

This mess was here before I got here.
Ca Ca Ca Cleanup.
Ca Ca Ca Cleanup.

I don't know how to cleanup.
Ca Ca Ca Cleanup.
Ca Ca Ca Cleanup.

I need help cleaning up my room.
Ca Ca Ca Cleanup.
Ca Ca Ca Cleanup.

Don't put all of your toys in your underwear draw.
Ca Ca Ca Cleanup.
Ca Ca Ca Cleanup.

You can't put the mess under the rug.
Ca Ca Ca Cleanup.
Ca Ca Ca Cleanup.

Why do I have to make my bed if I mess it up when I go to sleep?
Ca Ca Ca Cleanup.
Ca Ca Ca Cleanup.

If you don't finish cleaning up, you won't go to bed.
Ca Ca Ca Cleanup.
Ca Ca Ca Cleanup.

Wow my room is so clean, I can't find anything.
Ca Ca Ca Cleanup.
Ca Ca Ca Cleanup.

My room is the cleanest room in the whole world.
Ca Ca Ca Cleanup.
Ca Ca Ca Cleanup.

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Simon Says

Cartoon Frog

2017-02-01T12:35:00.002-08:00

Cartoon Jester Boy

2017-02-01T12:25:00.003-08:00

Cartoon Fat Cat

2017-02-01T12:13:00.003-08:00

Cartoon Bunny Rabbit

2017-01-20T18:36:00.001-08:00

Cartoon Hockey Player

2017-01-20T18:28:00.001-08:00

Cartoon Dog With A Toy Bone

2017-01-18T14:28:00.002-08:00

Cartoon Astronaut Blast Off

2017-01-17T06:02:00.001-08:00

Cartoon Cat

2017-01-13T19:26:00.001-08:00

New Years Writing Resolution for 2017

2017-01-08T10:41:00.000-08:00

Amazon has asked me to write about a New Years Writing Resolution for 2017. My New Years Writing Resolution is to write more. To get fit people join gyms. Lots of people sign up at a gym in January and then stop going by February or March. I was just speaking to the barber who cut my hair. He said his New Years Resolution is to join a gym to get his stomach six pack back. I would like to do the same with my writing and finish projects I have started. If I procrastinated, then this would have never been published.

David Russo

https://www.amazon.com/David-Russo/e/B00CBAY8NC

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Singing Crayons

2016-12-25T16:04:00.000-08:00

Singing Cray ons love to sing and do not want their private life to be in the public eye. They are special and unique, just like humans. The Singing Crayons have to deal with the possibility of humanity finding out about their secretive beautiful singing voices. This is an enjoyable funny story with pictures for children.

Super Ha Ha Wants To Fly.

2016-11-21T05:06:00.004-08:00

Super Ha Ha Shoe Joke

2016-11-17T05:07:00.005-08:00

Super Ha Ha Bookmark And A Joke

2016-11-05T19:58:00.002-07:00

Super Ha Ha can make you laugh from 50 feet away, but if he had a bullhorn he could make you laugh from 100 feet away. And if that don't work, he will let the bull with the horn tell the joke.

Super Ha Ha is in the book Mr. Z The Zookeeper

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Colorful Bear Bookmarks - Mr. Z The Zookeeper

2016-11-04T18:01:00.006-07:00

These colorful bear bookmarks is originally from the Mr. Z The Zookeeper Book

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Happy Halloween - Super Ha Ha, Hester The Jester and Mr. Z The Zookeeper

2016-10-31T05:02:00.001-07:00

Happy Halloween from Super Ha Ha, Hester The Jester, and Mr. Z The Zookeeper. The book is available on Amazon. David Russo Author Page

Hester The Jester Bookmark from The Jester Interview Book

2016-10-20T04:58:00.000-07:00

Hester The Jester Bookmark from The Jester Interview book on Amazon at:

The Jester Interview Book