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MGMT - Kids (SoulwaX ReMix)

Wed, 10 Mar 2010 20:21:00 -0500

Yay, welcome to blip.fm skinnaybetty! I think I gave you props like 40 times ‘cos my browser keeps crashing, but I’m glad to give ‘em to ya.

Well, I’m goin’ to Hell - I’m well known for...

Wed, 10 Mar 2010 20:11:44 -0500

Well, I’m goin’ to Hell - I’m well known for being “high fullutent”. That sign painter just kinda puts apostrophes wherever, huh?

skinaybetty:

drawingtheline:

ohaiitslaura:

black-tights-black-dress:

Oh yeah because the catholic church isn’t the most racist organization on the fucking planet?

I totally agree with you Ari. Exactly why I left the Catholic Church.

I’m a little bit of about everything here.

they’re telling catholics to repent you nut buckets! And holy hell apparently I have to repent, eh I’ll do it when Jesus shows up.

listening to "David Bowie - Rock & Roll Suicide"

Wed, 10 Mar 2010 19:46:00 -0500

listening to "David Bowie - Rock & Roll Suicide":

You’re not alone!

Oh, Twitter - too soon.

Wed, 10 Mar 2010 17:38:10 -0500

Oh, Twitter - too soon.

Check out my new Twitter follower's bio

Wed, 10 Mar 2010 17:35:10 -0500

Fat Man And Author Of A Geek’s Guide To GET LAID! It’s A Book That Shows You CAN Get Laid Even If You Are Fat, Ugly Or Worse!

Jesus H. Jones, there’s a worse?!? What, like your ass where your face should be?

The Greatest Never Ending Story Ever Told!! debshock: I don’t...

Wed, 10 Mar 2010 17:16:09 -0500

The Greatest Never Ending Story Ever Told!!

debshock:

I don’t know if the human mind can comprehend the awesomeness of this.

Pleaselettheworkdaybeoversoon

Are headlines always this great, and I’m just now...

Wed, 10 Mar 2010 17:08:00 -0500

Are headlines always this great, and I’m just now noticing? Or, is this like Assistant Editor’s Day or something?

Dolph Lundgren does Elvis! Your’re welcome.

Wed, 10 Mar 2010 16:23:39 -0500

Dolph Lundgren does Elvis!

Your’re welcome.

Gosh, aren’t poorly-phrased headlines just the jinkiest?

Wed, 10 Mar 2010 15:12:23 -0500

Gosh, aren’t poorly-phrased headlines just the jinkiest?

Hank Pym: Is he ever not a dick?

Wed, 10 Mar 2010 14:13:30 -0500

Hank Pym: Is he ever not a dick?

News Update: Choose-Your-Own-Tasteless-Headline...

Wed, 10 Mar 2010 13:39:40 -0500

News Update: Choose-Your-Own-Tasteless-Headline Edition

Huh-the-wha?!? But - Goonies never say die!

Ongoing investigation into how Corey got the money to afford drugs, or housing for that matter

Another puffy junkie below the age of 40 dies, yet blood magically continues to pump through Rush Limbaugh’s cheeseburger-and-vicodin clogged veins - see SCIENCE section 3C

Get out of my dreams, get into that hearse

Not for nothing

Wed, 10 Mar 2010 13:09:34 -0500

But Tumblr’s bug-shit FUBAR and I cannot get any replies to my bajillions of requests for tech support. I’m 5 seconds away from setting up my own blog with rapidweaver and inviting my tumblr pals to come join me - but Tumblr’s secret weapon is it’s inability to export URLs. I have like 805 posts! I can keep the content, but they’ll all be 404 errors.

Times like this I ask myself, what would Chuck Norris do?

Probably publish all his unreplied-to tech support requests…

In true bad-ass Karate Kommando style!

Am I crazy, or has Lockjaw had some work done?

Wed, 10 Mar 2010 11:05:32 -0500

Am I crazy, or has Lockjaw had some work done?

So much more than just a Texas Ranger and Karate Kommando! ...

Wed, 10 Mar 2010 01:43:58 -0500

So much more than just a Texas Ranger and Karate Kommando! Happy birthday, Chuck Norris!

Is JFK Jr. piloting Firefox tonight? ‘Cause it will not...

Wed, 10 Mar 2010 00:30:17 -0500

Is JFK Jr. piloting Firefox tonight? ‘Cause it will not stop crashing!

I hate it when people say the following:

Wed, 10 Mar 2010 00:24:54 -0500

skinaybetty:

Bisexuals are greedy

Bisexuals can’t make up their minds

Bisexuals are just confused

Bisexuals don’t exist

First of all I am not greedy, nor have I ever been. I can too make up my mind, I’m just rather indecisive at times. I am often confused but not about my sexual orientation. And clearly I exist because I’m right fucking here!

There are people who think bisexuals don’t exist? With all the crazy make-believe shit people believe, like we were born with fucking pants on 300 years ago and hung out with dinosaurs and talking snakes, they don’t believe in bisexuals? God I’m embarrassed by the human race.

Update to my earlier thank-you post: I remain supremely grateful...

Tue, 09 Mar 2010 23:05:22 -0500

Update to my earlier thank-you post:

I remain supremely grateful to the ever-awesome supermanblog, alexxrawrr and - in defiance of the laws of science - Ian, but it seems I have 4 more people to thank. It sucks that after the first 3 names, people who gave you props become relegated to “and (x) other people”, because it actually means a lot to me to be supported by my pals and gals.

So thank you very much to the 4 other people, and I’m truly sorry that I can’t thank you by name. You should all feel free to leave comments, so I can give you a more personalized “thank you”, or if you prefer to remain anonymous that’s cool too. Either way, thanks for the luv, and right back atcha.

Batman R.I.P. Except this Batman isn’t the scourge of the...

Tue, 09 Mar 2010 20:15:00 -0500

Batman R.I.P.

Except this Batman isn’t the scourge of the criminal underworld who is returning in a doubtlessly convoluted story, he’s an adorable dog who endured a lot and this is the second dog thing on the Internet that’s made me tear up in the last five minutes, pigtailsandcomabatboots.

Anyone who saw what I let my kitty do to me yesterday knows I love animals a helluva lot, so this is a real bummer.

On the dropping of names

Tue, 09 Mar 2010 19:55:00 -0500

Here’s the thing - I haven’t received any complaints about it, and I’ve tried really hard to hold back on it, both to avoid coming off like a starf**ker and to protect myself and those involved - but before contempt of myself and those around me led me to pursue another path in life, I was very active in the entertainment industry, from like 1990-2002.

Most of my friends were entertainment industry people who you may have heard of. I’m still friends with a lot of them and I still hear war stories and go to the occasional party where that guy from Fox is snorting coke off some reality star’s silicone implants. It’s not glamorous. It’s completely f-ing disgusting, and I’m not proud and I’m not showing off.

These are my anecdotes. I mostly don’t tell them, ‘cause I like trying to forget them and reading and writing about comics. But when I tell personal stuff famous or once-famous people will often come up, and I can’t really apologize ‘cos they’re the only anecdotes I’ve got.

OK, I just sat through last night’s House from start to...

Tue, 09 Mar 2010 19:33:34 -0500

OK, I just sat through last night’s House from start to finish - short attention span guy here - and I have one last zinger:

“That ’70s Shrew”.

I actually interviewed Laura Prepon during the first season of That ’70s Show - that’s how fuggin’ old I am - and I look half her age. And I’m a guy who is well-traveled, and by that I don’t mean I’ve traveled a lot. What the hell happened, did she hit a tree on her landspeeder or something?