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	<description>If you’ve ever been frustrated by a relationship and you have a twisted, but healthy sense of humor, then Chris Valenti is the artist for you.  Chris takes his romantic failures and frustrations personally and pours them out to you straight from his wry, twisted heart.  Valenti\'s songs of struggles, blunders, and missed opportunities radiate the painfully funny universal suffering we all endure.
 
His show is part music, part comedy, part therapy, and part romance - as well as action, adventure, mystery and sometimes horror. A philosopher of love - usually, the kind of love that did not exactly make it to that \'happily ever after\' place, Chris writes and performs songs that touch upon the common truths of the humorous lives of single people.

Songs like Passive Aggressive, about the cute little problems that get blown out of proportion in every sweet, loving relationship, and The Ghost of Your Ex, about dates who can\'t stop talking about their ex-boyfriends, strike close to home for those who can not reel in the full attention of their present partner. Don\'t Pass Out is a plea and warning to men and women everywhere to curb excessive drinking, especially on first dates. The upcoming album includes It\'s Hard to Find Someone Good Enough For Me, which nails the single person\'s core issue head on - and was featured on The Dr. Phil Show – and Everyone Can Be Replaced, a positive look at the end of relationships. Most shows end with Chris\'s new approach to women, Booty Call.
 
A hopeful romantic with a wry sense of humor, Chris has the knack for using self-deprecation and vulnerability to write songs about the hazards and frustrations of love and attempted relationships.  He’s become the cheerful motivator for the unlucky in love, because the best cure for a broken heart is laughing at someone else\'s.</description>
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		<title>Comment on Bio by An Interview with Corey Cohen of Corey Cohen Comedy Productions « The Brown Paper Blog</title>
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		<dc:creator>An Interview with Corey Cohen of Corey Cohen Comedy Productions « The Brown Paper Blog</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Feb 2012 17:36:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[[...] Chris Valenti is a comedian/musician/songwriter, and apparently a very avid multitasker. He&#8217;ll be doing music and comedy for the broken hearted, the emotionally wounded, and the romantically stricken. If it has to do with love and loss, he&#8217;ll make you laugh about it. Tickets [...]]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] Chris Valenti is a comedian/musician/songwriter, and apparently a very avid multitasker. He&#8217;ll be doing music and comedy for the broken hearted, the emotionally wounded, and the romantically stricken. If it has to do with love and loss, he&#8217;ll make you laugh about it. Tickets [...]</p>
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		<title>Comment on Random Chapters by Random Chapters in the Life of Some Guy (2010) - Movie</title>
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		<dc:creator>Random Chapters in the Life of Some Guy (2010) - Movie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Mar 2011 08:12:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&lt;strong&gt;Random Chapters in the Life of Some Guy (2010) - Movie...&lt;/strong&gt;

Random Chapters in the Life of Some Guy is a Short, Comedy, Music, Romance, War, Western Movie of 2010 made in USA. Director: Chris ValentiCast: Chris Valenti, Monica Himmelheber, Sarah Spiegel, Steve Pellegren, Bob Levitan, Susan Han, Naomi Grossman, ...]]></description>
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<p>Random Chapters in the Life of Some Guy is a Short, Comedy, Music, Romance, War, Western Movie of 2010 made in USA. Director: Chris ValentiCast: Chris Valenti, Monica Himmelheber, Sarah Spiegel, Steve Pellegren, Bob Levitan, Susan Han, Naomi Grossman, &#8230;</p>
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		<title>Comment on Bio by Tweets that mention Chris Valenti | Bio -- Topsy.com</title>
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		<dc:creator>Tweets that mention Chris Valenti | Bio -- Topsy.com</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Feb 2011 16:28:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[[...] This post was mentioned on Twitter by buzzingoozer, Corey Cohen. Corey Cohen said: Learn a little more about the talented @ChrisValenti http://bit.ly/g9brNS and get your tix for his show on Thur Mar 3rd http://bit.ly/dJseSN [...]]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] This post was mentioned on Twitter by buzzingoozer, Corey Cohen. Corey Cohen said: Learn a little more about the talented @ChrisValenti <a href="http://bit.ly/g9brNS" rel="nofollow">http://bit.ly/g9brNS</a> and get your tix for his show on Thur Mar 3rd <a href="http://bit.ly/dJseSN" rel="nofollow">http://bit.ly/dJseSN</a> [...]</p>
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		<title>Comment on Bio by I am So Freaking Pumped For This Week’s Short Film: Grrrrr « Filmbalaya.com</title>
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		<dc:creator>I am So Freaking Pumped For This Week’s Short Film: Grrrrr « Filmbalaya.com</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Oct 2010 10:01:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[[...] 4, 2010 by Adam Leave a Comment   This week&#8217;s short film by comedian Chris Valenti of a man with too much testosterone was too funny to not post.  I am sure that if you have ever [...]]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] 4, 2010 by Adam Leave a Comment   This week&#8217;s short film by comedian Chris Valenti of a man with too much testosterone was too funny to not post.  I am sure that if you have ever [...]</p>
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		<title>Comment on Femmes Show Was a Blur by Chris Valenti</title>
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		<dc:creator>Chris Valenti</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Aug 2007 17:22:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well, the half I saw was terrific!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Well, the half I saw was terrific!</p>
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		<title>Comment on Femmes Show Was a Blur by donny</title>
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		<dc:creator>donny</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Aug 2007 05:09:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[OMG the eyepatch!  ROFLOL!  OMG!  Good show that.  So, what did you think of the gig?]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>OMG the eyepatch!  ROFLOL!  OMG!  Good show that.  So, what did you think of the gig?</p>
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		<title>Comment on From Violent Femmes to Violent Freak Accident by Wes</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Jul 2007 03:52:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Chris, man, that sure sounds scary. I&#039;m glad you&#039;re still doing the show though. Wish I could see it! Hope your eye isn&#039;t giving you too much pain.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Chris, man, that sure sounds scary. I&#8217;m glad you&#8217;re still doing the show though. Wish I could see it! Hope your eye isn&#8217;t giving you too much pain.</p>
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		<title>Comment on Get yer tickets now! by donny</title>
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		<dc:creator>donny</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Jul 2007 06:17:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The video is great!!  You guys are awesome together!  I think this is the first time I heard &quot;Booty Call&quot; as a &quot;triet&quot;.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The video is great!!  You guys are awesome together!  I think this is the first time I heard &#8220;Booty Call&#8221; as a &#8220;triet&#8221;.</p>
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		<title>Comment on Opening for the Violent Femmes by donny</title>
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		<dc:creator>donny</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Jul 2007 09:48:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[HOly Crap!!  That&#039;s so cool!!  I must pass on this information.  You rock Chris!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>HOly Crap!!  That&#8217;s so cool!!  I must pass on this information.  You rock Chris!</p>
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		<title>Comment on What a Weekend! by sluggirl</title>
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		<dc:creator>sluggirl</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Jun 2007 16:49:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hey, bigtime congrats on the Comedy Store tomorrow night!!  I&#039;m so impressed, but not surprised.  You&#039;ve always struck me as a great entertainer.  Hey, I just ordered my copy of 800 CDs -- looking forward to adding it to my Chris Valenti Collected Works!!  Good luck at the Comedy Store!!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hey, bigtime congrats on the Comedy Store tomorrow night!!  I&#8217;m so impressed, but not surprised.  You&#8217;ve always struck me as a great entertainer.  Hey, I just ordered my copy of 800 CDs &#8212; looking forward to adding it to my Chris Valenti Collected Works!!  Good luck at the Comedy Store!!</p>
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