Comments for Chris Valenti http://chrisvalentimusic.net If you’ve ever been frustrated by a relationship and you have a twisted, but healthy sense of humor, then Chris Valenti is the artist for you. Chris takes his romantic failures and frustrations personally and pours them out to you straight from his wry, twisted heart. Valenti\'s songs of struggles, blunders, and missed opportunities radiate the painfully funny universal suffering we all endure. His show is part music, part comedy, part therapy, and part romance - as well as action, adventure, mystery and sometimes horror. A philosopher of love - usually, the kind of love that did not exactly make it to that \'happily ever after\' place, Chris writes and performs songs that touch upon the common truths of the humorous lives of single people. Songs like Passive Aggressive, about the cute little problems that get blown out of proportion in every sweet, loving relationship, and The Ghost of Your Ex, about dates who can\'t stop talking about their ex-boyfriends, strike close to home for those who can not reel in the full attention of their present partner. Don\'t Pass Out is a plea and warning to men and women everywhere to curb excessive drinking, especially on first dates. The upcoming album includes It\'s Hard to Find Someone Good Enough For Me, which nails the single person\'s core issue head on - and was featured on The Dr. Phil Show – and Everyone Can Be Replaced, a positive look at the end of relationships. Most shows end with Chris\'s new approach to women, Booty Call. A hopeful romantic with a wry sense of humor, Chris has the knack for using self-deprecation and vulnerability to write songs about the hazards and frustrations of love and attempted relationships. He’s become the cheerful motivator for the unlucky in love, because the best cure for a broken heart is laughing at someone else\'s. Wed, 08 Aug 2007 17:22:14 -0600 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 Comment on Femmes Show Was a Blur by Chris Valenti http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/CommentsForChrisValenti/~3/DhFA7jfsFuI/ Chris Valenti Wed, 08 Aug 2007 17:22:14 +0000 http://chrisvalentimusic.net/?p=29#comment-13 Well, the half I saw was terrific! Well, the half I saw was terrific!

]]> http://chrisvalentimusic.net/?p=29&cpage=1#comment-13 Comment on Femmes Show Was a Blur by donny http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/CommentsForChrisValenti/~3/3fjdkOqDGUw/ donny Wed, 08 Aug 2007 05:09:20 +0000 http://chrisvalentimusic.net/?p=29#comment-12 OMG the eyepatch! ROFLOL! OMG! Good show that. So, what did you think of the gig? OMG the eyepatch! ROFLOL! OMG! Good show that. So, what did you think of the gig?

]]> http://chrisvalentimusic.net/?p=29&cpage=1#comment-12 Comment on From Violent Femmes to Violent Freak Accident by Wes http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/CommentsForChrisValenti/~3/WBXQXrx7y2w/ Wes Mon, 30 Jul 2007 03:52:17 +0000 http://chrisvalentimusic.net/?p=28#comment-11 Chris, man, that sure sounds scary. I'm glad you're still doing the show though. Wish I could see it! Hope your eye isn't giving you too much pain. Chris, man, that sure sounds scary. I’m glad you’re still doing the show though. Wish I could see it! Hope your eye isn’t giving you too much pain.

]]> http://chrisvalentimusic.net/?p=28&cpage=1#comment-11 Comment on Get yer tickets now! by donny http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/CommentsForChrisValenti/~3/8ga0jhHbAZY/ donny Thu, 12 Jul 2007 06:17:52 +0000 http://chrisvalentimusic.net/?p=26#comment-10 The video is great!! You guys are awesome together! I think this is the first time I heard "Booty Call" as a "triet". The video is great!! You guys are awesome together! I think this is the first time I heard “Booty Call” as a “triet”.

]]> http://chrisvalentimusic.net/?p=26&cpage=1#comment-10 Comment on Opening for the Violent Femmes by donny http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/CommentsForChrisValenti/~3/7BvEuGdudjw/ donny Wed, 04 Jul 2007 09:48:36 +0000 http://chrisvalentimusic.net/?p=25#comment-9 HOly Crap!! That's so cool!! I must pass on this information. You rock Chris! HOly Crap!! That’s so cool!! I must pass on this information. You rock Chris!

]]> http://chrisvalentimusic.net/?p=25&cpage=1#comment-9 Comment on What a Weekend! by sluggirl http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/CommentsForChrisValenti/~3/x_qAisgQTKs/ sluggirl Thu, 07 Jun 2007 16:49:35 +0000 http://chrisvalentimusic.net/?p=19#comment-7 Hey, bigtime congrats on the Comedy Store tomorrow night!! I'm so impressed, but not surprised. You've always struck me as a great entertainer. Hey, I just ordered my copy of 800 CDs -- looking forward to adding it to my Chris Valenti Collected Works!! Good luck at the Comedy Store!! Hey, bigtime congrats on the Comedy Store tomorrow night!! I’m so impressed, but not surprised. You’ve always struck me as a great entertainer. Hey, I just ordered my copy of 800 CDs — looking forward to adding it to my Chris Valenti Collected Works!! Good luck at the Comedy Store!!

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]]> http://chrisvalentimusic.net/?page_id=12&cpage=1#comment-6 Comment on Great Responses by chrisval http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/CommentsForChrisValenti/~3/98AroFcOZNo/ chrisval Sat, 26 May 2007 03:37:36 +0000 http://chrisvalentimusic.net/?p=18#comment-5 Sorry I missed you. But thank you for the good vibes. They worked. It was really fun. To the dismay of certain ex's, I did not end my life. Actually, I did very well at the Comedy Store. In fact, they invited me back to play a show in the main room. I'm excited. I'll nag you about it of course when the time comes. Hey If you're looking for something fun to do on Monday afternoon, I'll be rotating sets with the quickly rising San Diego alt band, Two Word Name, and the one hip hop artist I truly thouorghly enjoy, my buddy Tah Phrum Da Bush, on tour from Brooklyn. I should have plenty of time to have fun and mingle. Bring the hubby and come hang out if you can. Sorry I missed you. But thank you for the good vibes. They worked. It was really fun.

To the dismay of certain ex’s, I did not end my life. Actually, I did very well at the Comedy Store. In fact, they invited me back to play a show in the main room. I’m excited. I’ll nag you about it of course when the time comes.

Hey If you’re looking for something fun to do on Monday afternoon, I’ll be rotating sets with the quickly rising San Diego alt band, Two Word Name, and the one hip hop artist I truly thouorghly enjoy, my buddy Tah Phrum Da Bush, on tour from Brooklyn. I should have plenty of time to have fun and mingle. Bring the hubby and come hang out if you can.

]]> http://chrisvalentimusic.net/?p=18&cpage=1#comment-5 Comment on Great Responses by donny http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/CommentsForChrisValenti/~3/arsIwBD4kQg/ donny Sat, 26 May 2007 00:31:34 +0000 http://chrisvalentimusic.net/?p=18#comment-4 Didn't actually make it to your gig :( Sorry I was looking forward to it! Marta said it was great. Didn’t actually make it to your gig :( Sorry I was looking forward to it! Marta said it was great.

]]> http://chrisvalentimusic.net/?p=18&cpage=1#comment-4 Comment on Great Responses by donny http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/CommentsForChrisValenti/~3/ougGmvcsamw/ donny Sun, 20 May 2007 07:43:41 +0000 http://chrisvalentimusic.net/?p=18#comment-3 SCRATCH SCRATCH! :p bleh! Anyway, Joseph and I are hoping we can scram real fast, get to your show after work and then hustle on over to Amy's show. Hope to see you! SCRATCH SCRATCH! :p bleh! Anyway, Joseph and I are hoping we can scram real fast, get to your show after work and then hustle on over to Amy’s show. Hope to see you!

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