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Comment on Perverted Uncle Loves Smelling Nephew’s Stinky Feet by Quentin

Quentin — Wed, 25 Aug 2010 17:15:05 +0000

Billie, I can let you smell my 19-year-old smelly feet if you like that. You’re gonna love them I think. You can definitely contact me if you want to: smellyfeet1985@yahoo.fr

Comment on Perverted Uncle Loves Smelling Nephew’s Stinky Feet by unwilling celebrity

unwilling celebrity — Wed, 25 Aug 2010 05:45:53 +0000

i aint got a single bone in my closet. i’m certainly not obsessed, to the point of sexual fixation, over any appendages. my drives are all perfectly normal and well adjusted. i don’t even want to know what kind of wierd, otherworldy practices get you going….FREAK!!!

Comment on Commenter Murdered by the Media? by unwilling celebrity

unwilling celebrity — Tue, 24 Aug 2010 23:48:57 +0000

Wonderful how one discovery leads to another. Also I find it entertaining all the short sighted mistakes these self important buffoons have recently made, starting with Dana Brownfield’s nasty temperament resulting in my discovery of this criminal exploitation. She was angry with me for getting involved in drugs again because I owed her, or so she felt, a substantial amount of money. I contend that I clearly did not, since it turns out the only reason I needed the money from her is the direct result of her criminal slander in the first place, and the only reason she willingly ‘lent’ it to me was the result of her sick desire to keep her criminal project interesting for the public.
Anyway, typical of this bitch’s short sighted tantrums, she kicked me out with absolutely no warning. Eventually I was given housing through vocational rehab, of all places, but it was no real favor as the room I was given was equipped with a hidden camera and microphones. In any event, it was both the close proximity to my neighbors, combined with their own limited intellect which resulted in giving the entire game away as I could clearly hear these idiots watching this deplorable production from my room.
When I announced my discovery they were preternaturally quick in having me hurriedly declared schizophrenic in an attempt to discredit me, which had exonerated me from liability for the supposed ‘welfare fraud’ they were then in the process of framing me with.
I am eternally grateful that my only worldly enemies have turned out to be a comical confederacy of dunces. Literally the left hand doesn’t know what the right is even doing in this instance.

Comment on Commenter Murdered by the Media? by unwilling celebrity

unwilling celebrity — Tue, 24 Aug 2010 22:56:45 +0000

UPDATE:
I am trying, by every means available to me, to secure solid information concerning the criminal exploitation I have endured for countless years now. Keep in mind that I have finally found proof of the spy programs uploaded to my computer that I have long now suspected. Naturally they will soon be removed, affording me much needed privacy in my correspondences that will doubtlessly prove useful in dispelling this sick conspiracy.
Based on my observations they are, for some reason, just as scared of my entirely stopping all this as they are of finally being called to task for it. I should be very curious to know excactly why.

Comment on Perverted Uncle Loves Smelling Nephew’s Stinky Feet by Jesus fuckin' H Christ

Jesus fuckin' H Christ — Tue, 24 Aug 2010 22:53:53 +0000

I just noticed the accumulative siliva on the boy’s foot….DISGUSTING!!!
Truly, the artist’s attention to detail is commendable.

Comment on Perverted Uncle Loves Smelling Nephew’s Stinky Feet by Quentin

Quentin — Tue, 24 Aug 2010 16:27:32 +0000

Hey mate. Give me your email or MSN address, or simply your Skype. I think I can do something for you Hope to talk to you soon.

Comment on Jersey Shore: Meet the Original Bimbo by Moby Jack

Moby Jack — Mon, 23 Aug 2010 23:48:02 +0000

Howdy Doody be way mo thousand time scarier’n that!
emtoast be a motherfucker!

Comment on Perverted Uncle Loves Smelling Nephew’s Stinky Feet by Moby Jack

Moby Jack — Mon, 23 Aug 2010 23:42:08 +0000

I think thats just wishful thinking on your part…..

Comment on Perfect Nails Made Easy: 8 Feet in 8 Weeks by princesslea5

princesslea5 — Mon, 23 Aug 2010 23:03:17 +0000

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Comment on Perverted Uncle Loves Smelling Nephew’s Stinky Feet by JW

JW — Mon, 23 Aug 2010 11:07:13 +0000

You can clearly see the outline of his testicles in his shorts…

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Comment on “Blood Dump” Most Offensive Term, Period by UnIqUe

UnIqUe — Tue, 17 Aug 2010 00:51:52 +0000

HOLY YUUUCK xD

Comment on Gorilla Head by Cheshire

Cheshire — Thu, 12 Aug 2010 00:50:26 +0000

This describes my life perfectly right now after my ex dumped me 3-4 weeks ago. I can see the dead gorilla head reflected back at me through the computer screen. I think you might have mystical psychic powers.

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Comment on Perverted Uncle Loves Smelling Nephew’s Stinky Feet by hypocrites

hypocrites — Tue, 10 Aug 2010 04:43:00 +0000

Please don’t even compare a foot fetishist to a serial killer. If you work amidst a serial killer, beware! But if you work amidst a “foot perv” as you say, so what? It’s so easy to label and demonize someone as a freak. Who knows what skeletons are in your closet!

Comment on Strange Creature Discovered in Tunguska Wasteland by Giganotosaur

Giganotosaur — Sat, 07 Aug 2010 17:13:49 +0000

Note that nose and teeth,too obviously a fake.

Comment on Stripper Branded with Diarrhea Tramp Stamp by Toastmaster

Toastmaster — Fri, 06 Aug 2010 00:23:07 +0000

How much did you have to slip the tattoo artist? Did you get a tazmanian devil or a barb wire? I love those.

Comment on Werewolf Sighting: Ass Dragging Werewolf Ruins Carpet by Toastmaster

Toastmaster — Fri, 06 Aug 2010 00:21:54 +0000

I still think a t-shirt of this would be a good idea.

Comment on Werewolf Sighting: Ass Dragging Werewolf Ruins Carpet by Spirit Wolf

Spirit Wolf — Thu, 05 Aug 2010 20:37:01 +0000

lol… this is just wrong. lol

Comment on Stripper Branded with Diarrhea Tramp Stamp by jack mehoff

jack mehoff — Thu, 05 Aug 2010 16:24:37 +0000

This story is bullshit. I’m bipolar and have 6 tattoos. fuck off

Comment on Gorilla Head by the Amazing Spiderman

the Amazing Spiderman — Wed, 04 Aug 2010 00:46:15 +0000

Giant, suicidal gorilla heads have it hard, and women just don’t understand.

Comment on Gorilla Head by Alfred E. Neuman

Alfred E. Neuman — Tue, 03 Aug 2010 23:51:34 +0000

My body is made entirely of cheese!

Comment on Gorilla Head by Plastic Man

Plastic Man — Tue, 03 Aug 2010 23:46:30 +0000

It must be hard being a giant, suicidal gorilla head.
He should have just bought a boatload of bananas and holed up in a hotel room alone for the weekend. Visiting that coke slut pushed him over the edge. Giant gorilla heads are very sensative and can’t endure toxic types, especially cocain addicted whores.
Poor giant gorilla head.
rest in peace.

Comment on Dolphin Rape Caught on Film by blacktolan

blacktolan — Sat, 31 Jul 2010 19:51:16 +0000

i believe the story but couldn’t you guys have found a real pic?

Comment on Strange Creature Discovered in Tunguska Wasteland by Mega2020

Mega2020 — Sat, 31 Jul 2010 09:06:18 +0000

to CriticalMind:

Obviously you know nothing…

First of all, the pic has been taken recently, not in 1926 (“sientists”).
Then: a meteoride or anything else for that matter may overheat, maybe even melt from friction, but does not explode.
A rat/mouse has the eyes on the side, not in front. And last not least: I think you should have a good look at a babys mouth: does it really look like on this photo? Is really every strange animal fake?

Check all the other bizarre animals that have ben discovered in recent times!