Comments for Holy Fucking Shit You're Dumb!

Comment on Go to hell, Comcast by stephenkeller

stephenkeller — Wed, 09 Jul 2014 20:55:42 +0000

@djp928 Why are you paying for a phone line you don’t use?

Comment on I hate Maine (and myself) by GooseyJen

GooseyJen — Fri, 01 Nov 2013 17:31:31 +0000

@djp928 Lose weight or don’t. Your size doesn’t define your worth. Enjoy clothes that fit, take care of your health, forget the rest. <3

Comment on Elevator Action II by Dave

Dave — Mon, 29 Apr 2013 20:47:54 +0000

I totally did that! Then you got cancer and died. OK, so you didn’t die, but you totally got cancer.

Comment on Elevator Action II by Stephanie

Stephanie — Mon, 29 Apr 2013 20:41:19 +0000

One time, you pushed me over. I’m still not scared of you (thatsalieItotallyam).

Comment on Elevator Action II by kaitlen

kaitlen — Mon, 29 Apr 2013 19:23:39 +0000

@djp928 I sympathize with this so entirely (although not the 6’2″ part, of course).

Comment on No sympathy for rapists by djp928

djp928 — Mon, 18 Mar 2013 19:57:15 +0000

New blog post: No sympathy for rapists http://t.co/IMJuaxw3dL via @sharethis

Comment on The worst thing about Django Unchained by Hannah

Hannah — Thu, 31 Jan 2013 20:47:39 +0000

I haven’t seen Django Unchained yet, but when I read your quoted subtitle, my mind immediately replayed the rhyme that Lamb Chop’s Play-Along embedded in there long ago: “In 1861, the Civil War had just begun.” So at least anyone who watched Lamb Chop as a child will be refuting that in the theaters. I will try to do so out loud.

Comment on I’m still not sure what I witnessed by Dave

Dave — Mon, 28 Jan 2013 04:37:04 +0000

Nope. It was very deliberate. Pocket queens had been “winning every time” that night at the table, and lots of people were showing down even when they didn’t have to if they had pocket queens. He very clearly flipped them up proudly to show everybody the queens were still winning.

Comment on I’m still not sure what I witnessed by stephenkeller

stephenkeller — Mon, 28 Jan 2013 04:24:17 +0000

@djp928 Oh wow. Did the button accidentally flip his cards while mucking them?

Comment on This is how they win by Dave

Dave — Fri, 26 Oct 2012 16:17:30 +0000

Well, I’ve toughed it out for a week and it’s not getting better, so if you think you can fix it, I’m all ears.