Great reply to that ahole Mike. I think it’s time someone paid him a visit.

(b) Any person who shall keep or have in his company a minor, twelve (12) years or under or who in ten (10) years or more his junior in any public or private place, hotel, motel, beer joint, discotheque, cabaret, pension house, sauna or massage parlor, beach and/or other tourist resort or similar places shall suffer the penalty of prision mayor in its maximum period and a fine of not less than Fifty thousand pesos (P50,000): Provided, That this provision shall not apply to any person who is related within the fourth degree of consanguinity or affinity or any bond recognized by law, local custom and tradition or acts in the performance of a social, moral or legal duty.

Your reply to a teenage girl looking for friends can be found at: http://ph.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20110603083422AAZMxrf

Your comment that included girls having no teeth can be seen at: http://opentravel.com/blogs/the-cheapest-places-to-live-in-the-world-500-a-month/10/

A crime to be in the presence of a minor that’s not related to you? Ha, ha, ha!

Or someone 10 years younger than you? Boy are you a nutter. I guess anyone who eats at Mc Donalds or shops at SM is a criminal? That doesn’t even make sense.

I’m a moron? You don’t know the first thing about this nation, and your trying to give advice to “expats” about “living in paradise”.

Stuff I post around the web? Ha, ha! Um, like what? I don’t post very much online. Can you name one thing of mine you have read, other than this?

I really don’t get you people. Dreaming of leaving America, but you ne’er do. You just pretend to online to try to be Internet famous and turn a buck. So sad.

It is illegal to even be in the presence of a minor that you are not related too if she is under 13 OR 10 years younger than you. You don’t even have to touch them.

If you do, it violates at least one law, if money changes hands it violates two laws. If money changes hands the penalty is life.

I’ve seen what you post around the web. Trust me, you’re a moron.