Comments for Private Secret Diary

Comment on We stand in the Village Pub. by NickyB

NickyB — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 12:50:53 +0000

You have a “best comment” prize?! Damn your eyes, why wasn’t I aware of this?

Oh.

Comment on We stand in the Village Pub. by JonnyB

JonnyB — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 09:42:32 +0000

Yes – - me too. I thought I was running out of verbs for that particular title…

But I don’t get out much these days.

Comment on We stand in the Village Pub. by ajb1605

ajb1605 — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 09:21:40 +0000

I’m just amazed you’ve never had a “We Stand In The Village Pub” post before!

Comment on We stand in the Village Pub. by JonnyB

JonnyB — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 21:38:51 +0000

Z – it didn’t lead to garden implement rage like this, did it?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/norfolk/8560336.stm

(I have been showing that link to everybody.)

Greg wins the prize for ‘best comment’!

Comment on We stand in the Village Pub. by Greg

Greg — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 20:24:45 +0000

After #2 are you planning on having your wings clipped?

Comment on We stand in the Village Pub. by Z

Thu, 11 Mar 2010 20:05:45 +0000

Wind up torches are brilliant. I got mine cheap at the Co-op petrol station.

I knew there would soon be a reason to congratulate you, Jonny.

Actually, I was only mentioning to the Sage today how much of the lawn is bare earth since the chickens have been straying onto it. Unlike the LTLP, however, I am sympathetic. They need their greens and they give us lovely eggs with deep orange yolks, and they are more important than plants are.

Years ago, my husband saw me struggling to dig the garden. “That spade is far too heavy for you,” he said. And went straight out and bought me a new smaller spade. Which some bastard stole from the garden a few years later when I went in for a drink of water.

Number 2 every day, just once? You’re better then, at last? No more hurry-waddling.

Comment on We stand in the Village Pub. by JonnyB

JonnyB — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 16:41:42 +0000

Honestly – wind up torches are all over the place!!! They don’t have batteries, and all you do is wind a handle to create the electricity.

They’re not very light, but they’re very convenient.

Everybody, thank you for your concern, but I had my number 2 this morning at around 10am, as I do every day. #iamjuvenile #ohnohangonnotontwitternow

Comment on We stand in the Village Pub. by Lola

Lola — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 15:59:07 +0000

My dad got a bulk load of wind up torches when they were the special highlighted offer at Lidl and then gave them all to relatives.

My breath is bated for the chicken clipping fiasco.

Comment on We stand in the Village Pub. by Richard

Richard — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 15:04:59 +0000

Condition? Did you win at the snooker and get carried away?

Comment on We stand in the Village Pub. by Gina

Gina — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 14:17:03 +0000

Faraday torches, not wind up, are available at Amazon!!
So when is No2 due then, Jonny?