Comments for Private Secret Diary

Comment on “If your erection lasts for longer than four hours then contact your doctor.” by ellie

ellie — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 22:01:10 +0000

Will you have a four hour hard on at Dollywood? It is a risk!

Comment on “If your erection lasts for longer than four hours then contact your doctor.” by Z

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 18:51:46 +0000

Oh Jonny, what will this do for your Google rating?

Comment on “If your erection lasts for longer than four hours then contact your doctor.” by Ivan the Terrible

Ivan the Terrible — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 15:39:16 +0000

Calling your mates when you have an erection is a sure way to have fewer mates, Jonny. Hard to imagine in your case, but felt it only right to warn you.

Not that a four-hour erection is ever likely to be a problem for you. Generally four minutes is about your mark, seeing as you insist on treating sexual intercourse as a race. Tho’ to be fair you are often up against the clock – the LTLP is getting both immune to the drugs and pretty good at wriggling out of the restraints…

Comment on “If your erection lasts for longer than four hours then contact your doctor.” by TheQueen

TheQueen — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 15:13:32 +0000

Grits are like pancakes and rice – they are a delivery system. If you didn’t put butter and salt on your grits, then you have missed the point. Also, biscuits and gravy are bad. Biscuits and sausage gravy, well, then you’ll understand.

Please! Do not judge the Southern breakfast on a hotel breakfast.

Comment on “If your erection lasts for longer than four hours then contact your doctor.” by Jonzie

Jonzie — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 14:27:46 +0000

black pudding is NOT normal you primitives!

Comment on “If your erection lasts for longer than four hours then contact your doctor.” by Megan

Megan — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 14:13:33 +0000

Oh the four-hour-erection ones are only part of our advert fun. What about the woman who goes about on crowded city streets buttonholing strangers and demanding to know about their colons? What about the hideous young man who wants to save your soul with expensive towels and odd kitchen tools? What about that totally frightening family that sit around wearing fleece monk costumes and ‘raising the roof’ in a terrifyingly incompetent and strangely offensive manner? Four-hour-erections are nothing I tell you…

…well, except in Dollywood where they are a Very Good Thing Indeed.

Comment on “If your erection lasts for longer than four hours then contact your doctor.” by Jared

Jared — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 13:17:07 +0000

You don’t get free coffee refills at breakfast in Britain?! Such a shame.

Comment on “If your erection lasts for longer than four hours then contact your doctor.” by Louise

Louise — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 13:13:46 +0000

first ever comment and i make a spelling mistake … typical

Comment on “If your erection lasts for longer than four hours then contact your doctor.” by Louise

Louise — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 13:12:40 +0000

Oh hello

erm ive lurked for a number of years

as there were no comments thougth i’d finally leave one and be first too!

Love the blog by the way…

Comment on “I feel a little violated,” admits Short Tony. by Hamish

Hamish — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 11:42:28 +0000

…so this was JonnyB writing as Ivan pretending to be Short Tony?