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Comment on I go to the races. by Pat

Pat — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 21:58:04 +0000

I’m suitably chastened Jonny.
I would just point out that the aforesaid is the same age as my sons – as indeed is most of blogland it would appear.

Comment on I go to the races. by hazelblackberry

hazelblackberry — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 08:27:06 +0000

I was going to make a joke about the Sandown racetrack being five miles long, but then I remembered that’s Camptown.

So, you know, forget it.

Damn.

Comment on I go to the races. by Ivan the Terrible

Ivan the Terrible — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 21:54:58 +0000

I shall go at my own pace, Jonny, thank you very much! As the stalkee here I am the aggrieved party, after all.

Anyway, if you wrote about something worthwhile for a change we would not find it so easy to change the subject on you. The microcephalic adventures of some siliconed scouse WAG simply does not cut it, I’m afraid…

Comment on I go to the races. by JonnyB

JonnyB — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 20:25:29 +0000

Ivan, Pat – will you two just get it together please -this extended comments box courtship is taking over from more serious matters.

Hullo John Malpas and welcome!!!

Doncaster races and Status Quo?!?

Puppet Show and Spinal Tap…

Comment on I go to the races. by Blazing

Blazing — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 19:22:52 +0000

So what exactly has he had tattooed on his bowls then, Jonny?

Comment on I go to the races. by Keith

Keith — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 11:52:08 +0000

…they don’t have the confidence that the sport itself is interesting enough, so they add cheerleaders, dancing children or ‘best dressed lady’ competitions

Or Status Quo concerts. Yes, I’m going to Doncaster races later this month. Looking forward to the “worst dressed aging old Quo fan” contest.

Comment on I go to the races. by Pat

Pat — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 09:22:14 +0000

IVAN!!!!!!!!!

What happened to that nice young man I once likened to dear Michael Wilding?

Comment on I go to the races. by john malpas

john malpas — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 01:39:04 +0000

Don’t these contests etc bring ther womenfolk in? Its all business.
Disaproval makes you sound like a feminist you know.

Comment on I go to the races. by tillylil

tillylil — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 23:25:45 +0000

Well they wouldn’t be laughing if you didn’t share your racing tips.
Tattooed bowls players! – what ever is the game coming to?

Comment on “Power Play!!! POWER Play!!!” by Ivan the Terrible

Ivan the Terrible — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 22:02:04 +0000

I rather think that what you’ve got hold of there, Pat, is the animated version of Jonny, as re-imagined by the kindly and non-judgemental folk of Eclectech. I happen to know that they also provide the digital rendering of Colin Firth that makes him look like a half-way presentable human being rather than, as in real life, a grotesque amalgam of disfigured dwarf and hydrocephalic Hitler. Airbrushing away two-thirds of Jonny’s body-weight is all in a day’s work for those wizards of the web…