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Comment on I go to an event at the high-class Groucho Club in London (sponsored by Durex). by Ivan the Terrible

Ivan the Terrible — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 01:44:37 +0000

Were you still wearing the clown suit? I do believe it might actually have improved matters for you – and it will come as no surprise to anyone when I say that you are quite possibly the very first person of which that could be said anytime in the history of the world ever.

Perhaps you could cite that as your greatest achievement the next time you wash up in the middle of some celebrity bash…

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Comment on I go to an event at the high-class Groucho Club in London (sponsored by Durex). by alan.sloman

alan.sloman — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 22:25:17 +0000

Ha ha!
I click on “no comments”, Jonny.

Very apt.

Comment on The heat from the spotlights surprises me. by Miss b

Miss b — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 02:38:53 +0000

Update your blog already

Comment on The heat from the spotlights surprises me. by guyana gyal

guyana gyal — Fri, 05 Mar 2010 22:58:28 +0000

Ivan, are you teensy-eensy bit jealous?
heehee

Comment on The heat from the spotlights surprises me. by Ivan the Terrible

Ivan the Terrible — Thu, 04 Mar 2010 23:52:53 +0000

Oh, and by the way…

I have not been in front of an audience this large for over a decade

…for future reference, a jury does not count as an audience, no matter how hard they were laughing at you.

Comment on The heat from the spotlights surprises me. by Richard

Richard — Thu, 04 Mar 2010 16:50:05 +0000

At my Dad’s company’s gala when I was about 7, a clown made me go on stage in front of hundreds of children and then made me play some bagpipes. Instead of a real chanter with a reed in, which would have been impossible for all but the most hot-housed musical kid to play, it had a plastic tube to blow into, a bit like Peter Frampton’s vocoder thing on “Show me the Way”. It was all wet with spit and I cried and refused to join in. Unfortunately a picture of this incident appeared in the house magazine and I was scarred for life. Bastard clowns.

Comment on Closed for Christmas by Jamison Valdovinos

Jamison Valdovinos — Thu, 04 Mar 2010 15:03:49 +0000

Just what exactly does everybody in this case say when these people call at the doorstep?

Comment on The heat from the spotlights surprises me. by spazmo

spazmo — Thu, 04 Mar 2010 01:33:55 +0000

Clearly, that clown had a good nose for professional self-preservation – if he had made you ride a bicycle around the ring a few times, that would’ve been it for his career.

You’d be the headline act, Jonny. Or should that be “The Amazing Mr. Bungles” ?

Comment on The heat from the spotlights surprises me. by Ivan the Terrible

Ivan the Terrible — Tue, 02 Mar 2010 21:22:24 +0000

Seriously, Megan – is there anything Jonny does that does not increase the incidence of mental trauma among the young? Watching Jonny perform a mating ritual would be traumatic enough for adults, let alone kids…