Comments for Sage Mike Prattles http://infinitiaty.org/blog A blog wherein Sage Mike blathers on to justify his existence. Sun, 02 Oct 2011 23:42:10 +0000 hourly 1 Comment on Proof of God One: A Miracle by Chinaren http://infinitiaty.org/blog/2011/08/proof-of-god-one-a-miracle/comment-page-1/#comment-213 Chinaren Sun, 02 Oct 2011 23:42:10 +0000 http://infinitiaty.org/blog/?p=264#comment-213 I mean – of GO.

]]> Comment on Proof of God One: A Miracle by Chinaren http://infinitiaty.org/blog/2011/08/proof-of-god-one-a-miracle/comment-page-1/#comment-212 Chinaren Sun, 02 Oct 2011 23:41:36 +0000 http://infinitiaty.org/blog/?p=264#comment-212 Lol. An inspiring piece! All hail the might on GO.

]]> Comment on Deity Omnipresence by Sage Mike http://infinitiaty.org/blog/2011/01/deity-omnipresence/comment-page-1/#comment-163 Sage Mike Sun, 23 Jan 2011 03:43:01 +0000 http://infinitiaty.org/blog/?p=234#comment-163 Yes, and it’s even better for being the Gods’ or at least God One’s honest truth.

]]> Comment on Deity Omnipresence by Jimmy Clay http://infinitiaty.org/blog/2011/01/deity-omnipresence/comment-page-1/#comment-162 Jimmy Clay Sun, 23 Jan 2011 00:53:23 +0000 http://infinitiaty.org/blog/?p=234#comment-162 That’s not a bad explanation.

]]> Comment on Heavenly Sight by Sage Mike http://infinitiaty.org/blog/2011/01/heavenly-sight/comment-page-1/#comment-159 Sage Mike Wed, 19 Jan 2011 02:16:12 +0000 http://infinitiaty.org/blog/?p=229#comment-159 You get a heaven catalog after you die. You then submit an application containing your first through tenth choices. The Gods who owns the first heaven on your list gets your application first. If He or She or she rejects you, that God passes your application to the God who owns the next heaven on your list. And so on. If all ten Gods turn you down your application is returned to you. You can then apply to another 10 Gods’ heavens. This process repeats until you either get accepted into a God’s heaven or you run out of Gods who are willing to accommodate God One’s creatures. If no God will accept you, you go to hell.

You have an eternity to complete this process, which is fortunate because it can take a really long time for some people.

While your application is being processed you cruise on the river Styx. Some people intentionally apply first for heavens that they know will reject them because the cruise is quite enjoyable and features enormous buffets and open bars.

]]> Comment on Heavenly Sight by Jimmy Clay http://infinitiaty.org/blog/2011/01/heavenly-sight/comment-page-1/#comment-158 Jimmy Clay Wed, 19 Jan 2011 00:14:23 +0000 http://infinitiaty.org/blog/?p=229#comment-158 Can I shop for the heaven I wish to spend eternity in? Is there a directory?

]]> Comment on Questions by Sage Mike http://infinitiaty.org/blog/questions/comment-page-1/#comment-155 Sage Mike Fri, 14 Jan 2011 02:35:19 +0000 http://infinitiaty.org/blog/#comment-155 We would likely be thrilled to have you as a franchise fee. How soon can you pay the $12-million up-front franchise fee. (Please see our franchise page for more information.)

Re each universe having a God, yes absolutely, as is explained by the Big Bang Theory, each universe was created as a result of by a big bang created by when two Gods reach simultaneous orgasms, presumably while having sex together.

]]> Comment on Questions by stephen fox http://infinitiaty.org/blog/questions/comment-page-1/#comment-154 stephen fox Fri, 14 Jan 2011 02:22:08 +0000 http://infinitiaty.org/blog/#comment-154 A brand new religion, how exciting! Sign me up, in fact if possible I would be interested in a local franchise though the tees and mugs don’t do much for me. If we put our heads together I bet there are any number of great ideas just waiting to be born again and again and again…. I have been looking into the idea of infinite universes as predicted by string theory. I had a hard time with algebra so the math in string theory is a little beyond me. Could each universe have one God? I think we should start a chain letter you know pray to ten gods and send ten letters to your friends having them to pray to ten gods and send out ten letters to ten friends asking them to do the same. Before you know it the whole world will be praying like mad, not infinity but a good faith effort.. got to start somewhere. Some day when we have am radio stations all over this great nation praising gods just think it all started right here.

]]> Comment on A Spaghetti God? by Sage Mike http://infinitiaty.org/blog/2010/12/a-spaghetti-god/comment-page-1/#comment-152 Sage Mike Wed, 12 Jan 2011 01:40:30 +0000 http://infinitiaty.org/blog/?p=200#comment-152 Does that mean that you will be joining our Church and paying your dues? I look forward to seeing you at services.

]]> Comment on A Spaghetti God? by Steve Parry http://infinitiaty.org/blog/2010/12/a-spaghetti-god/comment-page-1/#comment-151 Steve Parry Wed, 12 Jan 2011 01:06:17 +0000 http://infinitiaty.org/blog/?p=200#comment-151 This is great stuff, man. Total classic.

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