Comments for Shalampax Speaks

Comment on National Leave Your Kid at Home Day by josie

josie — Fri, 07 Oct 2011 05:43:23 +0000

My daughter was at work with me until she started walking. Not in HOME either. At my WORK. i would lay a playmat down for her to roll around on. I got her a bit jeep as she got older to cruise around the office in. And also a jumperoo and swing. It figured out fine. I’d say if your at a desk… it would be NO problem having himthere with you. you can surprisingly do alot while feeding… on a computer. And then during naptimes… save your more challenging stuff for then.
It can compute. but as she started walking it was harder to monitor what all she was getting into… therefore, she now goes to daycare.

Comment on Full-time Prayer by Birdinhand

Birdinhand — Wed, 06 Jul 2011 17:24:44 +0000

My God tells me that God helps those who help themselves, which is why I frequently steal stuff from the supply room. I want to make sure that she keeps helping me.

Comment on Full-time Prayer by Colleen from Tix-Comix

Colleen from Tix-Comix — Wed, 06 Jul 2011 16:04:07 +0000

This explains a lot. Personally, I worship God (sub n) who requires nothing, except that I listen to that little voice that She planted in my being. All the evil in the world is when people don’t listen.

Comment on Space-Time Repairs by Steve

Steve — Fri, 04 Feb 2011 17:54:18 +0000

Snotontable :
Thanks for letting me know. I’ll pass that along to Pencilonear.
I’m sure he’d love to come out and take care of that pothole personally, were it not for the international arrest warrants outstanding against him, and against most Shalampaxians. We rarely leave our island.

Curse you Interpol!

Comment on Space-Time Repairs by Snotontable

Snotontable — Fri, 04 Feb 2011 14:35:04 +0000

Thanks for letting me know. I’ll pass that along to Pencilonear.

I’m sure he’d love to come out and take care of that pothole personally, were it not for the international arrest warrants outstanding against him, and against most Shalampaxians. We rarely leave our island.

Comment on Space-Time Repairs by Steve

Steve — Fri, 04 Feb 2011 14:30:22 +0000

Tell Pencilonear that it has already been done by adding a bit of creme of tartar to the mix and using a butter knife. Since it has already been done he will have a heck of a time finding a tear in the fabric of space-time. They’ve all been closed.

However, the pot hole outside my house that leads to Hell needs sealing. I’m having a heck of a time shoving the Devil’s minions back down the hole. Maybe Pencilonear can figure out how to seal it.

Comment on Marijuana Use by Poopydiaper

Poopydiaper — Thu, 27 Jan 2011 14:01:54 +0000

It’s obvious that you’ve never visited Shalampax, otherwise you’d know why our students would want to use recreational drugs. Another reason it’s obvious that you’ve never been to Shalampax is that you are alive to make any comment. We’re somewhat xenophobic and have a quaint custom of serving guests for dinner.

Comment on Marijuana Use by casketsalesman

casketsalesman — Tue, 25 Jan 2011 23:53:40 +0000

i’ve never understood the rise in recreational drug use amongst students, it just doesn’t seem like something they should even want to do

Comment on National Gravity Day by Birdinhand

Birdinhand — Tue, 04 Jan 2011 13:27:34 +0000

Committing to doing anything weekly is way too much effort for a Shalampaxian. If it’s any consolation, while we do few things weekly, we do almost everything weakly.

Comment on National Gravity Day by Art of RetroCollage

Art of RetroCollage — Tue, 04 Jan 2011 03:38:16 +0000

Shouldn’t National Gravity Day get celebrated at least weekly?