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	<title>Complainable</title>
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		<title>Waiters That Write Their Name On Your Table</title>
		<description><![CDATA[There are a lot of service related industries where it pays to know the name of the person helping you.  If you have someone performing some construction on your home, you&#8217;ll want to get his name.  But why in the world do I need to know my waiter&#8217;s name when I eat out at a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Idiots That Put Their Money In The Vending Machine And Then Decide What To Buy</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Some people just do not realize how to function in society.  One example that we&#8217;ll touch on today is the moron that puts his change in the vending machine and then looks up to decide what he will buy.  We&#8217;ve all stood behind this person and wanted to shove them head first through [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.complainable.com/idiots-that-put-their-money-in-the-vending-machine-and-then-decide/</link>
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		<title>Buying Clothes That Instantly Shrink The First Time You Wash Them</title>
		<description><![CDATA[If there&#8217;s one activity I dread doing more than anything else, it is shopping for clothes.  Once I&#8217;ve purchased everything I need I hope that I don&#8217;t have to go back for years.  I&#8217;ll wear a shirt until the sleeves fall off.  With that having been said, there is an atrocious issue [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.complainable.com/buying-clothes-that-instantly-shrink-the-first-time-you-wash-them/</link>
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		<title>People That Don’t Know What Coasters Are For</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Really, how simple could a coaster be? It’s a block of something you don’t care about placed directly between something you do care about and a cold drink of some sort. On the ease-of-use scale, it’s somewhere between paperweight and stapler yet idiots still can’t seem to make heads or tails of them.]]></description>
		<link>http://www.complainable.com/people-that-dont-know-what-coasters-are-for/</link>
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		<title>Ugly People With Excessive Tattoos and Piercings</title>
		<description><![CDATA[They say that everyone has a story.  We all start out as little babies with clean slates and events in our lives shape us into who we become.  However, somewhere along the lines, something goes haywire in a select group of people's lives and those individuals feel they need to draw attention to themselves in drastic ways.

The excessive tattooing, overly pierced group needs to rethink where they've gone wrong.  If you can see through all of the horrendous tattoos and piercings in ridiculous places, you'll generally find an unattractive person.  After all, nobody with the looks of a supermodel will destroy what they have going by stabbing objects through themselves or covering their perfect skin in bad drawings.  You may be thinking, "We're starting with an ugly palette to begin with.  Why not ink it up?"  I'm glad you asked.

Ugly people that make the decision to cover their body with tattoos and piercings have tried a solution to their problem and failed.  If you are an unattractive person, your full-time job needs to be to fix yourself so that you aren't ugly.  Tattoos and piercings are not an improvement; they will only make you uglier.  Worse yet, now you are ugly <em>and</em> annoying.]]></description>
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