tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-87778662024-03-06T20:53:45.673-08:00Oh, the things I hear as an attendant in a unisex restroom.t.a.f.k.a.y.e.l.r.a.http://www.blogger.com/profile/01489730151056497385noreply@blogger.comBlogger114125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8777866.post-1144095328613288872006-04-03T12:27:00.000-07:002006-04-03T13:15:28.830-07:00

Guy: "Sorry you have to spend your night telling people how to use the sink."Y.E.L.R.A.: "It's what I signed on for. Eh, what can I do?"I could quit.So I did.The story goes like this: Business at the restaurant has been very slow these days. The beginning of the year is not the best time to be working in a restaurant. Plus, it's been raining like the dickens in San Francisco the last month. I

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Suit: "Is there a lot of drug use in this bathroom?"

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German Lady #1: "Have you been to Disneyland?"German Lady #2: "In Los Angeles?"GL #1: "Yes."GL #2: "Oh, yes."GL #1: "Well, this bathroom is so much like Disneyland. You know what I am talking about? Alice in Wonderland!"GL #2: "Oh, yes."Y.E.L.R.A.: "Or Mr. Toad's Wild Ride."GL #1: "Oooh. That, too."

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After admiring the sink.Man: "We were doing this remodeling deal and my architect tried to talk me into formed concrete counter tops. I told him 'no'."Filipina: "How many people can say 'my architect'? That's the difference between you and me, Joe. You can claim to have an architect."

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Guy: "Can I order a drink from you?"

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Guy: "Is the water infused with some sort of antibacterial?"Y.E.L.R.A: "Sir, the soap is right in front of you."

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After explaining how to turn on faucet:Drunk Guy: "I'm... I'm kinda retarded."***************Same situation, different guy:Different Drunk Guy: "Oh yeah. I forgot. Maybe it's because every time I'm in here I'm hammered."

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Woman in Stall #1: "Are you sitting or standing?"Man in Stall #2: "I'm standing!"

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While Y.E.L.R.A is all for love and a couple's right to give each other affection there is a line that must not be crossed. I say this because Saturday night was chock full of ugly love.The first instance of ugly love arrived when a man and a women used the restroom. After they finished they decided to sit on a chair right outside of the restroom and make out. Seeing as how there is no door to

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Short Guy with Lisp: "I'm rich, but this bathroom is better than mine!"What is the correct response to that one? I would probably prefer, "Thank you for telling me that, sir. Now, I am going to fart on your head."

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Drunk Guy: "This place is so avant garde!"Y.E.L.R.A.: "Oh, really?"Sad to say that this is not the first time someone has described the restroom as an artistic movement that pushes the boundaries of what is considered the norm. In retrospect, these people are technically correct, but I doubt that it applies to a place to pee. Unless you're talking about works done by Marcel Duchamp. Alas, it's

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So, Friday night was chock full of fun. There was a camera crew hanging around. Not only did they have two cameras shooting their pilot, but they were lighting up the place like a cheap Christmas tree.That last statement made no sense. I'm leaving it in anyway.Some people really need to be hit over the head with a mallet. Take the teenage girl that asked me the following question:Teen Girl: "So,

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Excitement galore this Friday night in Y.E.L.R.A.Land when TV came a-knockin'. Of course I was not involved. Thankfully. Turns out ABC filmed a reality date show at the restaurant in a vain attempt to milk more money out of a soon-to-be-dead form of "entertainment." It had something to do with a man and a woman eating dinner, talking and... Excuse me for a moment...*YAWN*Okay... Back to the show.

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Drunk Guy: "This is my funnest trip to the bathroom ever."

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Guy: "Can I give you some advice?"Y.E.L.R.A.: "Sure."Guy: "You should tell your boss that you need cupholders in the stalls."Y.E.L.R.A.: "Oh! Really?"Guy: "Yeah. 'Cuz sometimes you want to bring your cocktail with you."Y.E.L.R.A.: "Well. I will definitely keep that in mind."Guy: "Yeah. I'm always looking for ways to improve places."

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Guy: "Is there soap in the water, or am I just crazy?"Y.E.L.R.A.: "You're just crazy."

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Two women stand in front of the wall of mirrors and fix their makeup. I only heard bits and pieces. Wish I had heard the whole conversation.Woman #1: "When we both dump our boyfriends we should totally go there."Woman #2: "Oh, totally." ***********************Woman #1: "We should be bad and wear thongs all the time." ***********************Woman #1: "I've always wanted a pool boy."Woman #

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That title would have been funnier a couple of months ago. Now everyone has an excuse to make gay jokes. Take these retards for example:Guy #1: You want to share a stall?Guy #2: Depends. Are you a pitcher or a catcher?Guy #1: (Raises hand and does best "gay" voice) Bottom!I'd like to announce that the word "Brokeback" has officially been retired from the lexicon.I'm not disappointed that it

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Vile, Witch of a Woman: "What are these tips for?"Y.E.L.R.A.: "Ummm... For me?"Vile, Witch of a Woman: "No, but what are they there for?"Y.E.L.R.A.: "Well... So I can pay my bills."Vile, Witch of a Woman: "No, why should I tip you?"Y.E.L.R.A.: "Ma'am, it's not an obligation."Vile, Witch of a Woman: "Yeah, but why would I tip you? What do you add to the overall quality of the restaurant?"

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A Scottish Woman tries to enter a stall that is occupied.Y.E.L.R.A: "These stalls are open over here."Scottish Woman: "What's the difference?"Y.E.L.R.A: "Ummm... They're open and there's no one in them."Scottish Woman: "Sounds good to me."

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Bathroom related material:A Flickr set of Restroom Signs.If you have your own, the poster has also set up a public group.(via MetaFilter)

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Blonde: "So, when I left my hotel this evening a homeless lady asked me for some money. I was hesitant because I only like to give money if it's deserving or a gift. So, she was like, 'You have a Gucci purse, but you won't give me a dollar?' It's actually Prada. That's the problem with being in a city. Everyone expects you to give them money."

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UCBM #1 tries to throw his paper towel in the trashcan. He misses despite the fact that he is standing right next to the trashcan.UCBM #1: And, I used to play basketball.UCBM #2: Sure you did.

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Old Guy: "What? They couldn't afford two bathrooms?"

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Ultra-Cool Black Man #1: "It's about time we get out of here."UCBM #2: "Naw, man. I'm cool here."UCBM #3: " Naw, we can just go to the place down the street."UCBM #2: "Is it good?"UCBM #1: "It's all right."UCBM #2: "As long as I can shake my butt... "UCBM #1: "... That's all that matters."( NOTE: UCBM #2 had a mohawk that I so dearly wanted for myself, but knew that it would not look very good on

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