Conspiracy Theories, Secrets, & Urban Legends

U.S. Oil Export Destinations, surprise No. 2 on the list!

2024-03-21T13:26:00.000-06:00

U.S. exports oil to China? Need to drill down on the ROW category.

EIA World Production & Consumption Forecast 2024

2024-03-21T13:21:00.000-06:00

Stock draws can result in oil price increases. There still are the geopolitical risks in the Middle East and elsewhere to upset the forecasted balance.

Gasoline Consumption : Two Stories

2024-03-21T10:23:00.000-06:00

Total consumption by U.S. County:

Per-Capita Consumption: Big difference in rural America

How does EV change this map?

Nile turns BLOOD RED!

2016-04-03T07:42:00.001-06:00

Photo of the Nile River released by the European Space Agency 2016. It is an infrared photo indicating heat caused by vegetation. The European Space Agency's Sentinel-3A satellite is part of the Copernicus program which will monitor environmental changes such as changes in sea and surface temperatures. Sorry, not biblical.

NSA Logo

2016-03-29T14:50:00.001-06:00

This is the NSA logo for their spy satellite program. Get out your foil hats. The NSA folks are real spies.

President with Creepy Horns

2016-03-29T14:46:00.000-06:00

Nice photo of the President looking eerily like the image of baphomet. Our world seems to be bombarded on a daily basis by Luciferian likenesses and satanic rituals. Even Madonna has the "Illuminati"song. Pop culture events from the Superbowl halftime to Grammy's push these idols in many types of media.

Baphomet Part II

2015-04-23T10:07:00.000-06:00

The Freemasons claim the Knights of Templar have never "worshipped" Baphomet. In this case a Baphomet with boobs! It is today still a symbol of the Illuminati. Keep your eyes wide shut and the masonic symbolism appears throughout our present day society. Creepy!

Zombie Apocalypse

2015-02-14T08:34:00.002-07:00

hOW TO MAKE A zOMBIE!

1. 2 1/2 oz light rum
2. 1 oz dark rum
3. 1 oz Apricot brandy
4. 1 oz fresh lime juice
5. 1 oz pineapple juice
6.2 oz orange juice
7.1 oz passion juice
8. 1 tsp powder sugar

sHAKE iT Up INiCE fILLED ShAKER,
Strain into cold glass, add orange slice or cherry

Enjoy

Nanny State: Doctors interogate your children.

2014-07-17T09:15:00.000-06:00

The nanny state wants to privately talk with your teenage children. Perhaps the NSA is missing some of your vital information.

FBI Roswell Memo: Proof

2013-03-29T09:17:00.001-06:00

This is the most viewed item in the FBI's image vault. The incident was not investigated further.
Proof or Hoax?

Gay Marriage: For or Against?

2013-03-28T08:20:00.002-06:00

This week, the Supreme Court heard challenges to California’s Proposition 8 and the federal Defense of Marriage Act, bringing the question of legalizing gay marriage to the national forefront. Here are the cases made by same-sex marriage advocates and opponents:

ARGUMENTS FOR GAY MARRIAGE:

Always fun to piss off really religious people
Little lesbian girls around the country would one day get to live their dream of standing together in front of a county clerk’s office employee and working through the bureaucracy to obtain a marriage license
Straight couples could finally unload their unused fondue sets from their marriages
Just to see the look on Rick Perry’s dumb fucking face
Every citizen should have the right to have their special day where young and old alike can awkwardly dance to the “Cha Cha Slide”
The two women from the popular Internet video “Asian and Black Chick Lesbians Dildo Fuck SO HOT Squirting Bitch” could finally get married
Gay wedding episode of Modern Family will help ABC take a big victory in the 18-to-49 demo
Bestowing dignity upon a wrongfully oppressed minority just a nice thing to do

ARGUMENTS AGAINST GAY MARRIAGE:

Leviticus 18:22, Deuteronomy 23:17, Romans 1:26
Could further weaken traditional American values like prejudice, intolerance, and hatred
Nation running out of citizens to make second-class
Love is a cruel, vicious demoness no man should have thrust upon his person
Would successfully prevent the erosion of the immaculate, utterly flawless American family
Everything on registry too expensive
Runs against article of U.S. Constitution explicitly barring homosexual marriage
If we let gays marry, what’s to stop people from marrying animals or trees or tables? …Okay, we know this is pretty stupid, but we really needed some more things to fill out this side of the list

From the Onion!

J Woww uses duct tape!

2013-02-28T12:52:00.001-07:00

Pull it off slow or rip it?

How to split an Oreo Cookie?

2013-02-28T12:26:00.000-07:00

We are always buildiing a better mousetrap. See the cookie splitter here.
How to slpit an oreo cookie?

Santa, Old School

2012-12-21T16:01:00.002-07:00

Here's Santa, vintage 1800's, you gotta love the sword!

UFO Saucer at Tomb of Jesus

2012-12-12T11:10:00.000-07:00

This image depicts Mary at the tomb of Jesus. It is one of a series of images from the "Relinquary Box" which contains stones from holy sites of Palestine. Dated 6th-7th C. Located at Biblioteca, Vatican. Notice the dome shaped object above the tomb. If it is a building why is it hovering? Also, what is the round object on top?

The dome seems to be shooting a beam of light to the head of Jesus. Notice the space helmets on Mary.

Welfare Spending vs. Medium Income

2012-12-10T09:08:00.001-07:00

It's happened, more takers than makers.

Bacon Diet Coke

2012-10-10T20:13:00.002-06:00

Coming to a Wal-Mart near you!

Black Lion

2012-10-10T20:10:00.000-06:00

Blaqck lion for real or photo fake?

Secret UFO Designed by USAF

2012-10-09T19:46:00.002-06:00

Avrocar schematic diagram, declassified.

Big Bird for President

2012-10-07T20:12:00.000-06:00

Big Bird googled during Preisential debate, lol!

Teleportation In china captured by Surveillance Camera

2012-09-15T10:35:00.001-06:00

Nazca Lines of Peru

2012-09-15T10:03:00.001-06:00

Beer Holder Conspiracy

2012-08-07T13:41:00.001-06:00

Worlds best beer holder! Win!

Real temperature Study

2012-08-07T12:51:00.002-06:00

Hot pockets are hotter than molten lava, no doubt!

Optical Size Illusion

2012-08-07T12:43:00.001-06:00