FUNNY BLOG

Positive Outlook

2011-10-04T13:05:00.000-07:00

How to start your day with a positive outlook

Open a new file in your PC.

Name it as "Boss".

Send it to the RECYCLE BIN.

Empty the RECYCLE BIN.

Your PC will ask you, "Are you sure you want to delete Boss permanently?"

Answer calmly, "Yes," and press the mouse button firmly....

Feel better? Have A Nice Day.

Signs and notices

2011-10-04T13:04:00.002-07:00

These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations across the United States and rest of the world.

Sign on a repair shop door: WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)

Sign at Norfolk farm gate: BEWARE! I SHOOT EVERY TENTH TRESPASSER AND THE NINTH ONE HAS JUST LEFT

Seen during a conference: FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE FIRST FLOOR

Outside a photographer's studio: OUT TO LUNCH: IF NOT BACK BY FIVE,OUT FOR DINNER ALSO

Spotted in a safari park: ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR

IT WILL BE CONTINUED

2011-10-04T13:04:00.000-07:00

Boss to Secretary: for a week we'll go abroad
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She calls hr husband: for a week I & boss r going abroad
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Husband calls Girlfriend: Wife gng,lets enjoy
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Girlfriend calls her student: for a week u r free
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Little boy calls his grandpa: I'm free
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Grandpa (boss) calls Secretary: Tour cancelled. I'm with my grandson this week
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Secatary calls her husband: Tour cancelled
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Husband calls Girlfriend: Wife is not gng
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Girlfriend calls her student: This week ur class would be as usual.
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Boy calls grandpa: Sorry I've to attend my class.
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Grandpa calls Secretary

Physcies er vasay prem letter-

2011-10-04T13:03:00.001-07:00

Dear "tranjistor,"

Bondu prothome amar 1 gigabite valobasa nio. Jani tumi amar upor petrol enginer moto gorom hoye acho. Rag koro na ami tumake sotti refrigaretorer moto valobasi. Tumake ami eto valobasi je Newton boder gotir sutrer shahajje bekkha kora jabe na. Slaide kaliparser shahajje nirnoy kora jabe na. Tumake na dekle amar shorirer tapmatra eto gorom hoy je kelorimitarer shahajje mapa jabe na. Tai tumake dekte gieyecilam tumar basay. Tumar baba toritrinattokota somporno mouler moto bebohar kore amake tarieye dilen. Tini balber moto jole r bollen jeno ami tumar sathe deka na kori. Deka korle tini amake hydrolik preser moddhe choto kore preser kukare shiddo kore emon choto korben je, tumi amake microschup cara dekte naou paro. Ogo amar tranjistor, tumake dekar asay ami sorol duloke julci. Tumi obbosoi apatobindute 1 flax cha nieye asbe. Na hole ami spring niktir shahajje sucide korbo.
Eti-
Tumar "chumbouk".

fulfill student

2011-10-04T13:02:00.002-07:00

Teacher Writes on Board

2 x 2 x 6 /(8+21) 6x9

And calls a student to board saying "solve the problem!"

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Student got up and erased the board!!!!!!!!!!

Problem solved:D :p

logic

2011-10-04T13:02:00.000-07:00

There is a bus with seven (7) children inside. Each child has 7 bags. Inside each bag there are 7 big cats. Each big cat has 7 small cats. All cats have four (4) legs each. How many legs are on the bus???...

go...Go...go...use ur brain:)))

digital

2011-10-04T13:01:00.003-07:00

I love walking in rain, bcoz no one can see me crying...
(Old POST)

scroll down for the new one...

I love walking in all seasons, bcoz petrol is 70.50/ltr...........
(latest POST)

ticket joke

2011-10-04T13:01:00.001-07:00

TTE fined Ticketless girls:

Chudidar girl was fined Rs100
Skirt girl Rs50
Mini skirt girl Rs25
Next girl was fined Rs0
why?

u naughty

she had ticket..

carbon copy

2011-10-04T13:00:00.001-07:00

One day principal called Emrul Hasan parents

Principal : ur son have cheat on Abdurahman Palliyaly paper test.

Parents : My son never cheat on test, what is the evidence?

Principal : Question No. 1, who is first American President? Abdurahman answer George Washington and emrul answer same.

Parents : It must be accidental same answer.

Principal : But Question No. 2, who is the 35th American president? Abdurahman answer I DON'T KNOW and Emrul answer ME TOO

joking boy

2011-10-04T12:59:00.001-07:00

shawon shahriar visit to abdurahman palliyaly house. abdurahman has been married for 25 years always called his wife "honey"..

shawoon : wooww, u have married for 25 years but u still called ur wife "honey" .. amaziiingg.

abdurahman : ssstttttt... don't tell her, i have forgot her name since 15 years ago"..... :p

Smartness Vs Intelligence

2011-10-04T12:58:00.001-07:00

Einstein and Banta are sitting next to each other on a long flight.P

Einstein says "Lets play a game. I will ask you a question. If you dont know the answer you pay me only 5 and if I dont know the answer I will pay you 500."P

Einstein asks the first question Whats the distance from the Earth to the Moon?P

Banta doesnt say a word reaches his pocket and pulls out a 5.P

Now its Bantas turn. He asks Einstein "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes down on 4 legs?"P

Einstein searches the net and asks all his smart friends. After an hour he gives Banta 500.P

Einstein going nuts and asks "Well so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?"P

Banta reaches his pocket and gives Einstein 5

KITTS FIGHT

2011-09-03T00:17:00.001-07:00

Monkey on Bike

2011-09-02T23:21:00.000-07:00

Mischievous Monkey vs Dog

2011-09-02T23:17:00.001-07:00

Penguin Slap

2011-09-02T23:13:00.001-07:00

Dancing Penguins

2011-09-02T23:12:00.001-07:00

Kitten Rock Star

2011-09-02T23:10:00.001-07:00

Leopard DJ

2011-09-02T23:09:00.000-07:00

Cute Animal Animated GIFs

2011-09-02T23:07:00.003-07:00

This Kitty Sucks Animation

2011-09-02T23:04:00.001-07:00

Smoking Bespectacled Chimp Animation

2011-09-02T23:03:00.001-07:00

Psycho Kitty Animation

2011-09-02T23:02:00.000-07:00

Groovin Kitty Animation

2011-09-02T22:58:00.001-07:00

Antigravity Kitty Animation

2011-09-02T22:57:00.000-07:00

What a Strange Animal!

2011-08-28T03:37:00.001-07:00