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PINEAPPLE JUICE

2009-01-01T00:03:00.000-06:00

Hump Day Honey

2008-12-31T00:03:00.000-06:00

Udder Madness

2008-12-31T00:02:00.002-06:00

TUESDAY TWAT

2008-12-30T00:03:00.000-06:00

Monday MILF

2008-12-29T00:03:00.000-06:00

Lick Of The Week

2008-12-28T00:03:00.002-06:00

Its Time To Make A Deposit At The Spank Bank

2008-12-27T00:03:00.000-06:00

NIGHT SPICE GIRL OF THE WEEK

2008-12-26T00:03:00.000-06:00

Merry Christmas Everybody

2008-12-25T00:05:00.001-06:00

MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM NIGHT SPICE

CHRISTMAS SPECIAL "K" GIRL

2008-12-25T00:03:00.000-06:00

Scientists Research Sex Chip To Stimulate Pleasure In The Brain

2008-12-24T00:05:00.000-06:00

Would you implant a chip into your head to augment your sex drive? That's exactly what scientists are currently looking into: a device that sends tiny shocks to the part of your brain that is said to control the feelings of pleasure you get from both sex and eating.The neural stimulation is said to provoke physical stimulation, and according to Oxford Neurosurgery professor Tipu Aziz, such a device was successfully tried a few years ago, but removed when the subject complained about her constantly supercharged sex drive. He predicts future versions of the technology will let you turn the chip on and off when needed.

Christmas Eve Hump Day Honeys

2008-12-24T00:03:00.000-06:00

Christmas Eve Udder Madness

2008-12-24T00:02:00.000-06:00

TUESDAY TWAT

2008-12-23T00:03:00.000-06:00

Queensland Nurses Turning To Prostitution

2008-12-22T00:04:00.000-06:00

Exhausted and demoralised nurses would rather work as prostitutes than in Queensland's crumbling hospitals. A former registered nurse of 10 years' experience has told how she and at least four of her colleagues have found new jobs working in brothels. "We could no longer work in such an understaffed and stressful environment," said the mother of two, who wanted to be known only as Jenna."I was overworked, poorly paid and a mistake could have led to charges if I caused a death," she said. "I came to the conclusion the nursing shortage wasn't my problem but it was my responsibility to protect myself from burning out or making a fatal mistake." Queensland Nurses Union assistant secretary Beth Mohle said the union was aware nurses were leaving the system because of workloads and burnout, and were experiencing record levels of frustration. "A survey of nurses' attitudes undertaken last year found most nurses love nursing but hate their jobs," she said."There's a tension there that nurses feel they can't deliver the quality of nursing they want to." She said based on population growth projections, Queensland would need an additional 16,000 nurses in the private, public and aged-care sectors by 2014. "Queensland is already behind the rest of Australia in terms of registered nurse numbers and is over-represented in the unlicensed assistant-in-nursing category," Ms Mohle said. "Of the 16,100 nursing assistants in Australia in 2006, Queensland had a massive 7300, or nearly 50 per cent. This points to a serious skill mix problem, as well as a numerical problem, within the Queensland nursing workforce."
The QNU survey also found 45 per cent of nurses had experienced workplace violence, which is more prevalent in the public and aged-care sectors than in the private sector. Jenna said violence was more of a concern in hospitals than in the sex industry. "The security (at the brothel) is wonderful. We have buzzers in our room, there are bracelets we can request if you have a client you're a bit suspicious of." Jenna said she had gone to great lengths to hide her new occupation from her family. "I wear my nurse's uniform to work, I carry my hospital ID. But when I get to work I change. There's a couple of others who do the same," she said.
Health Minister Stephen Robertson said it was disappointing some nurses were seeking alternative careers. "Queensland nurses are now among the highest paid in Australia, having benefited from a 26 per cent wage increase since 2006," he said. "This is one of the factors which has helped us to recruit an extra 5834 nurses since June 2005." Jenna highlighted the "tiny tea-rooms" for nurses and the lack of recognition they received. "After the Bali bomb blasts, the burns unit of the Royal Brisbane and Women's Hospital treated many additional patients. At the end, the doctor was given an award. The nurses got nothing," she said.She also revealed how doctors at the RBWH referred to nurses as "Libra fleurs" - because they believed the floral tops of their uniforms resembled tampon boxes. But Mr Robertson said the Government had created a "safe and supporting working environment for nurses". "We'll continue to work . . . to ensure we have a strong nursing workforce, equipped to give Queenslanders the first-class health care they expect and deserve," he said.

Monday MILF

2008-12-22T00:03:00.001-06:00

Sex Makes Some People Sneeze

2008-12-21T00:04:00.000-06:00

Some people sneeze when they think about sex, have a full stomach or walk into sunlight, says a British doctor who investigated sneezing phenomena. It certainly seems odd, but I think this reflex demonstrates evolutionary relics in the wiring of a part of the nervous system called the autonomic nervous system, said Dr. Mahmood Bhutta, an ear, nose and throat specialist at John Radcliffe Hospital in Oxford.Sneezing caused by sexual thoughts may be under-reported because people are embarrassed to discuss the problem, said Bhutta, whose team turned to Internet chat rooms and found many people admitted anonymously that they sneezed when sexually excited. Other people sneeze in response to sunlight and there are entire families who sneeze when their stomachs are full, indicating the sneezing is genetically linked, said Bhutta, whose research was published in the Journal of the Royal Society of Medicine.

Lick Of The Week

2008-12-21T00:03:00.002-06:00

Its Time To Make A Deposit At The Spank Bank

2008-12-20T00:03:00.000-06:00

Naked Pumpkin Runner Avoids Sex-Offender Status

2008-12-19T00:04:00.000-06:00

The first of 12 runners cited for streaking on the Pearl Street Mall on Halloween night wearing nothing but pumpkins on their heads has accepted a plea agreement that prosecutors said would likely be offered to the others.Natalie Ziemba, 20, of Boulder agreed today to plead guilty to disorderly conduct, a petty offense. She agreed to undergo six months of unsupervised probation, eight hours of community service and pay $27 in court fees.She will not be required to register as a sex offender, and her record will be expunged if she doesn't commit any crimes for at least six months. In a light-hearted moment, a prosecutor joked with Ziemba that a condition of her probation would also include "no contact with fruits or vegetables."

NIGHT SPICE GIRL OF THE WEEK

2008-12-19T00:03:00.000-06:00

Janitor Had Nude Pictures Of Cheerleaders

2008-12-18T00:04:00.000-06:00

Some disturbing new details are surfacing right now in a Steubenville courtroom involving the janitor who allegedly had nude pictures of students on his cell phone.We are learning that all four of the pictures were naked cheerleaders exposing their tops. Harding Middle School janitor Steven Decimone is charged with disseminating matter involving a juvenile.
Detectives said that after confiscating his phone, it has been sent away and is under going testing to determine how the pictures got there. Decimone was suppose to be in court yesterday, but his attorney did not show up.

SPECIAL "K" GIRL

2008-12-18T00:03:00.000-06:00

Doctor Told Me To 'Shut Up And Push'

2008-12-17T00:05:00.000-06:00

If you've had a child, you know giving birth can be one of the most physically and emotionally demanding experiences in a woman's life. Catherine Skol, a former Chicago police officer, was well aware of this when she arrived at Rush University Medical Center in March to have her fifth child. However, nothing could have prepared her for the horrible ordeal she was about to face. According to a civil suit filed Monday, Skol arrived at the hospital at about 4 a.m. Her usual doctor was out of town, so Dr. Scott Pierce filled in. The lawsuit alleged that Pierce showed up at Rush four hours later, and when he did, he allegedly reprimanded Skol for not calling before coming in. The lawsuit claims he said there was not enough time to administer pain medication. The suit also accuses Pierce of telling a nurse that Skol got the pain she deserved because she had not called ahead. "Sometimes pain is the best teacher," he allegedly said.Skol says the doctor gave her an excruciating vaginal exam in the middle of a contraction. Then, although she was not fully dilated, she claims Pierce instructed her to start pushing. When Skol or the staff questioned his methods, Pierce told Skol, "Shut up, close your mouth, and push," according to the suit. Skol accuses the doctor of giving her unnecessary stitches after the birth, using an excessively large needle. A spokesperson for Rush said Pierce is in private practice and is not employed by the hospital, and that the hospital in no way condones the actions described in the civil suit. Dr. Pierce declined to comment.

Hump Day Honey

2008-12-17T00:04:00.002-06:00