Intro: Stairway to Heaven - Led Zeppelin

Outro: Runaway Love - Ludacris

Millenial Stairway to Heaven, Arguing with Flat-Earthers, Approaching the Self

Intro: Highway to Hell - ACDC

Outro: Enter Sandman - Metallica

Taking the loway, Seamus's show at a singles' mixer, Jazmine walks out of the pizza place, Can't trust my livelihood to the Bad News Bears, Don't Find Dory, Bootleg CD's and DVD's, Constant strangers of Philly, Trolley Troubles, Cringe-worthy Facebook memories, If home is where the heart is--I'm homeless and heartless, The Museum of Circumcised Penises, Does aluminum foil set off metal detectors?, Lil Ramsey's Self-Control Corner, Seamus calls in to Mysterious Universe, Enter Clayman, Sleep paralysis, Making strangers spin, AUMing out of spite, We will send your enemies a bag of dicks.

Intro: Crazy - Gnarls Barkley

Outro: Govindam Bhajan - Sadhguru

The smell of dead bodies in your mouth, Taco Bell: made of dead children, Adam only kills mice for fun now (work rant), SPLIT in RPX, Intrusive thoughts, M. Night Shyamalan is back, Get healthy to be happy, Our bodies generate thots, God is what's "out there", You've never had an experience outside of your Self, Crazy on the outside--Sane on the inside, It only takes one time to end up in jail for life.

Intro: Return of the Mack

Outro: Geto Boyz - My Mind's Playing Tricks On Me

Credit card chip shit, Robotcar insurance, Sensitivity Training, Homeless Homies, Peacocking on a tightrope, Assassin's Creed, The Plot Queen tackles the OA, The Ajin (Jazmine won't say how), Some Adjective dyke can't ruin A Series of Unfortunate events, Babies chewing on dicks

Intro: Careless Whisper - George Michael

Outro: Caroline - Amine

Airing out dirty logic, Discriminating against unmarried people boning, Disastrous viewpoints, The world has a fever, Nice is not enough, WWSHD (What Would Sam Harris Do?), Love is Out There; Search On, If you want to know death don't commit suicide, 

Intro: G Jawn - Adam 

Outro: Yankin - Lady

Alone inside my mind, Drinking as a job, Escaping reality via twerk, #LeaveTrumpsTwitterAlone, Cool clock Ahmed, America is not a demon - just going through dark times, All Americans donate $1 to buy William Shatner's hair, Why the woods feel good, Bear alert in the gayborhood, play battlefield with Seamus - PS4 gamertag: normalguy417

Intro: That Don't Mean - Ill Fated Natives

Outro: Moby - Extreme Ways

Adam records through his shitty laptop mic, He's also a triggered mouse Nazi, Weedless dreams, Inter-generational sick dreams, -32 points for laying on your side, Green Beedrills, Westworld, Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them, "I'm gonna take you to Johnny Depp Town", "This Song is 15 years old", Shows to Watch, In the Dark Podcast 

Intro: Devil Town - Bright Eyes

Outro: NaaNaaNaa - Cory Henry

Bones popping out, President-Elect Trump, Hillary sucks, The Left made Trump, Trumps first 100 Days, #NoHitlersPlease

Intro: Choir Ah - Adam George

Outro: Confessions - Usher

Criss Angel sucks, Adam's School of Magical Purity, Back to the Future, Kevin Spacey is a cat, Powerpoint Rangers, Street Sharks: Freaks for Life, Busy World of Richard Scarry, Adam's false memory, the value of secrets, Vote #NoneOfTheAbove

Intro: I'll Start Recording Now - Adam George

Outro: Common Ground - Tim Raymus

HURRICANE MATTHEW, SEAMUS GRIEVES, #WOKENOMORE, SKINNY FAT, PHASES OF SMOKING, CHILD MIND, THE "SUCK IT" THING

Intro: I Like Tuh - DJ Carnage

Outro: Shiva Shiva Shivaya - Sounds of Isha

BIG IZZY PROTECTS OUR HONOR, RAPPING WITH SUBURBAN WHITE KIDS, THE BOYZ ANALYZE THEIR KARMIC PREDICAMENT, THE YOGA OF RELATIONSHIP, FART HUMOR, ADAM RECOVERS FROM SCHIZOPHRENIA, SEAMUS LEARNS TO LET GO OF HIS WALLET, OUR OLD FRIEND ADD IS BACK, PODCASTING IS FUN AGAIN.

Intro: "Lemon Song" by Led Zeppelin

Outro: "Caillou Remix" by Lil B

KURT METZGER, RAPE DISCUSSION, "KURT METZGER NEEDS TO SHUT UP", THE POLICE, AMY SCHUMER, KEVIN DUNN,SEAMUS IS MAD AND NOT SMART, ADAM'S 4TH GRADE TEACHER, WARMONGERS, SEAMUS' ATTENTION SPAN, NO MANS SKY, VIDEO GAMES, POKEMON, COMPUTER ANIMATION VS TRADITIONAL ANIMATION,

Intro: "Am I Wrong" by Keb Mo   

Outro: "Mama Said Knock You Out" by LL Cool J

HIJAB PORN, DRUNKS AGAIN, OLYMPICS VS PORN, BASEBALL, AMERICAN PIE, HARDCORE HENRY, PAT'S CHEESESTEAKS, CUBAN SANDWICHES, ARBYS, SUBWAY, MIA KHALIFA, BULLET ANTS, AUNT GLOVES, GHOST ADVENTURES, JOHN EDWARDS, UNREAL,TOWER OF TERROR,

Intro: "Living In America" by James Brown

Outro: "Don't Let The Sun Catch You Crying" by Billy Preston

BREAK UP SONGS, NOSTALGIA, CALL ME MAYBE, PRE AND POST 9/11, BUSH, PRESIDENT GARY JOHNSON, HILLARY DEAD EYES, STRANGER THINGS, DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS, GAMES

Intro: "I'm Afraid Of Americans" by David Bowie  

Outro: "Summer Girls" by LFO

NICE ATTACKS, VIOLENCE, POLICE BRUTALITY, RACISM, POKEMON GO, POKEMON VR, MAD MEN, ADAM SINGS THE 90S, MISSING BIGGIE, METH FOR PRESIDENT

Intro: "Everyday" by Authority Zero

Outro: "Instant Karma" by John Lennon

OLD RICE, ADAM'S THESIS, EUROPE, BARFING, BREXIT, IMMIGRATION, TRUMP, HILLARY, OBAMA, REGRESSIVE LEFT, ORLANDO SHOOTING, RADICAL ISLAM, SAM HARRIS, PRE-SOMETHING, HOLE'S BIRTHDAY, ISIS, SHEEPBA, THIRD EYE, JUNK DNA, CHILDREN OF AIDS, INDIGO CHILDREN

Intro: "Minnesota" by Lil Yachty

MINNESOTA, EXERCISE, ADAMS IN TOWN, JOB, MEDITATION, DYING, EVOLUTION, OBJECTIVE REALITY, TACO BELL, HESS TRUCKS, LAUGHING AT 9/11, ORLANDO SHOOTING, COLUMBINE, CHOPPY CHOPPY PEE PEE

Intro: "No Face" by The Suicide Machines

Outro: "Back to Black" by Beyonce featuring Andre 3000

PEACHES, JAMES AND THE GIANT PEACH, LION KING, GREAT GATSBY, 3D MOVIES, LITERALLY DISGUSTING, BREAKING UP BEFORE PROM, VR PORN, THE WEIGHT OF YOUR KNOCKERS, GETTING KICKED IN THE COOCH, PLASTIC SURGERY, WALMART, PRISON, MANAYUNK BIKE RACE, SCOOBY DOO, JAZMINES FACEBOOK, HORROR MOVIES, JAZMINES DOORBELL, ORANGE IS THE NEW BLECH, THREE BASIC COLORS

Intro: "High Come Down" by Chico & Coolwada

Outro: "Hey Hey We're The Monkees" by The Monkees

DRUGS, MEMORIAL DAY DRINKING, GARY JOHNSON, METH, MEDITATION, MYSTERIOUS UNIVERSE, PAPER MACHE VAGINA, STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKES, SUPERMAN THAT HO, IGGY AZALIA, CHAPPELLE SHOW, COMEDY, GEORGE CARLIN, SIDEWALKS ARE AWESOME, HARAMBE, BLACKFISH

Intro: "What Good Can Drinkin Do?" by Janis Joplin

Outro: "Wake Up Alone" by Amy Winehouse

THE CHASER, STRUGGLES, SAHDHGURU, STAND UP, JESELNIK, COLDPLAY, BLACK KEYS, DRUGS, MAJOR DEPRESSION, YOGA

Intro: "Too Drunk To Fuck" by Dead Kennedys

Outro: "Swimming Pools (Drank)" by Kendrick Lamar

DRINKING AGAIN, THINK LIKE A MAN, WASHING FEET IN THE SINK, THE GAME, PUA, MOUNT OLMYPUS GROS STRONG, TIME TRAVELING WASTED, JOEL OLSTEEN, DEVIL JAZMINE, QUIT THE LAB, I SECOND THAT, BLACK GIRL MAGIC PARTY, WOMENS BATHROOMS, LUCY LUI, EXCHANGE PROGRAM, ADAM'S CDS, 14 SHOTS DEEP, JAZMINE EATS RAW MEAT, HELL EARTH HEAVEN

Intro: "Ultralight Beam" by Kanye West   

Outro: "Praise God I'm Satisfied" by Blind Willie Johnson

ASTRAL BODIES, BABAJI, LOONEY TOON WORLD, FREE WILL, MICRODOSING, GREAT AUNT, GRANDKIDS, HYPERBOLIC, SEAMUS' BUS STORY, FUN DIP, BIG DIPPER, HEROIN , JAZMINE THE PLOT QUEEN

Intro: Who Am I? (Chyna) by Jim Johnston

THE SELF, MILLIONAIRE BOY, MEXICAN BILLIONAIRE, NIAGRA FALLS, CHYNA, ONE NIGHT IN CHYNA, WAGE GAP, STANDARDS OF BEAUTY, YOU BLACK?, THE TRUTH, ANXIETY, 124, KABBALAH, CLEAR THE AIR, INDENTIFYING WITH THE BODY, INTERVIEW SEAMUS TIME, TEACHER'S PREDICTION

RAPPING,#RESISTCAPITALISM, GOVERNMENT, BILL CLINTON, POLITICS IN VR, VERTIGO, IMAX THEATER, GRATEFUL DEAD MUSEUM, BATH OF WINE, DR WHO CONDOMS, SHERLOCK HOLMES IN THE 22ND CENTURY, WHEN THAT SHIT COMES BACK?, CATDOG, CRYING AT MOVIES, SPOTLIGHT BLOOPERS, SCHOOL OF ROCK TV SHOW, CLOVERFIELD, KIDZ BOPS, DEADS ON FACEBOOK, DEAD DAUGHTER PHOTOSHOPS

Intro: "Boys Are Back In Town" by Thin Lizzy

Outro: "Droogs" by NxWorries

WEED TALKING, FEEL THE BURN, TRUMP ON TORTURE, THE PEOPLE VS OJ SIMPSON, GUILTY, BEYONCE RACE BAITING, FORMATION, COPS, JOSEPHINE BAKER, BANANA SKIRT, TRAYVON MARTIN, BREAKING AND ENTERING, DNA, ADAM'S BOMB, BEEFIN, WAGE GAP, INEQUALITY, DRUGS, GRANDKIDS

Intro: "Ten Toes Down" by Chief Keef

Outro: "Insects" by The Kids of Widney High

RACIAL SLURS, WAP, BOONGA, NEVER EAT OF A PIG, HALAL TRUCK, CHICKENSTEAKSTEAK, TRANSGENDER ISSUES, JAZZ, JAZMINE'S FACEBOOK DRAMA, TEN TOES DOWN, INSANITY, URBAN DICTIONARY, FAMILY, C-SECTION, RELAXED SUICIDE, DOWN SYNDROME, MUSCULAR DISTROPHY BAE, BEYONCE, WE OFFENSIVE?

STONE COLD, EARTH FAIR, REBOOTS, UNIVERSAL STUDIOS, GHOSTBUSTERS TRAILER, PEOPLE OF SOCIAL MEDIA, POLITICS, JOBS, MED STUDENTS, HIJAB, ESL, MOUSEMAN, CURTIS COOPER, UBER, MARKET PRICE PUSS, CONSENT IS BAE

Intro: "Father Stretch My Hands Pt.1" by Kanye West

Outro: "(Your Love Keeps Lifting Me) Higher and Higher" by Jackie Wilson

THE LIPS, THE WARRIORS, 3 O'CLOCK HIGH, VIOLENCE, WORLDSTAR FIGHT COMPS, CONOR MCGREGOR, UFC, RV CONVENTION, EMPTY THE SHITTER, SOBER SEAMUS, SUBSTANCES, CONVERSATION 9, CHINESE FINGER TRAP, GOD PROVIDES, DRUNK ON THE EL, WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE, ADAM'S OLD APARTMENT, ALAN WATTS, SHROOMS, PRAYING, NEAR DEATH EXPERIENCES, DIFFERENT TYPES OF YOGA

Outro: "All By Myself" By Bobby Darin

NUDECAST, DOPE UBER, EMPATHY WITHOUT A PLAN, THE KKK, MLK, NONVIOLENCE, FREEDOM RIDERS, OCCUPY WALLSTREET, FACEBOOK, ANGER, PORN, THE DESIRE SYSTEM, THE MIDDLE PATH

ADAM AND HIS FORTY ASS, MAD MEN, DRUNK DRIVING, KENSINGTON, FUCK SCHOOL, PREDICTIONS, RAY KURZWEIL, THE SINGULARITY IS NEAR, AIMBOT, ROBOT JESUS, OLDS VS TECH, STOCK BOTS, GAME THEORY, 2021, THE PRINTING PRESS, PRESIDENTIAL PREDICTIONS, HILLARY CLINTON, AUTOMATONJON, AUTOMATOM

THE POLITICS OF PUTTING OUT, DANIELLE'S COMMENTS, CONVERSATIONS FOR OUR GRANDKIDS, KANYE BUTT FINGERS, AMBER ROSE, GOLDFINGER, WHO AM I, MICHAEL JACKSON, FREE SHIT, CHICKEN CHEESESTEAK, EVER HEARD OF IT?, MICE MAN, BUTTER, HALL OF INFAMY, GOING HAM ON THE JEWS, PIZZA BUBBLES, WEDDINGS, GRILLZ, JAZMINE'S WRESTLING CORNER

BACKWASH, GROSS THINGS, CUNTRY CUNT, THE REVENANT, JAZZ HANDS, FACTUAL FEMINIST, SAFE ROOM, RACE STUFF, ADAM'S BLACK DAD,  LGBTQ, THE DOGS, MY FAG WIFE, SEXUAL ASSAULT, CUTEST 911 CALL, COMEDY KIDS, WORMAGEDDON

Intro: "Tonight Is For Me" by Curtis Cooper

Outro: "Happy and Sane" by Curtis Cooper (ft Ganou)

#OSCARSSOWHITE, AFFIRMITIVE ACTION, NATIVE AMERICAN JEWISH LESBIAN, DONALD TRUMP, DAVID BOWIE, HOMELESS STORIES, GENDER NEUTRAL, THE BIBLE, THE AUTOBIOGRAPHY OF A YOGI, YOGANANDA, MARTIN LUTHER KING, DRUG LAWS, SENDING INMATES TO WAR, GAY MARRIAGE, FOOD STAMPS, HEALTHY FOOD, HECKLING

Intro: "Four Minutes" Outro: "Side" By Curtis Cooper

DOLLAR STORE BEER, CONNOISSEUR, SHADOW PEOPLE, PARANORMAL ACTIVITY: GHOST DIMENSION, SHIT TALKING, PHILADELPHIA, THE GRID SYSTEM, JAPAN, TOTAL DIVAS,SEAMUS' WRESTLING CORNER, ROYAL RUMBLE PORN, NEVILLE, MASCOT FIGHTING, MARIO THE DRAGON, CENTRAL MIRRORS, MIDGETS, BECKY THE LUMP, ZIKA VIRUS, UFO, MYSTICS, TULPA

Intro: "Today LA" - Outro: "Arrest" by Curtis Cooper

DRUNK ADAM, MARTIN LUTHER KING DAY JR, WHITE FLIGHT, GRAND THEFT AUTO, BOYHOOD, INSTRUCTION SONGS, PLAY DAY, CURTIS COOPER, SESAME STREET, READING RAINBOW, MORALITY, SPONGEBOB, SELF REALIZATION

Intro: "The Effect" by Curtis Cooper

Outro: "Trouble Again" by Curtis Cooper

CFOG ALBUM, JUSTIN BIEBER, FRANK & OAK, KEVIN FEDERLINE, HOOBASTANK, CONFESSIONS PART 3, REPOPULATION, BIG KID, ANIME, DRAGONBALL Z, SOCIAL JUSTICE, FACEBOOK, VIDEO GAMES, FINAL FANTASY SUCKS, FALLOUT 4, STAR WARS BATTLEFRONT, POWERBALL, THE HOMELESS, SCIENTOLOGY, THE SELF, OPEN MICS, WHO AM I?

Intro: "Lo Chiamavano" 

Outro: "Sleepy Head" by Max Normal

SHOOTING THE SHIT, MORE STAR WARS, GAY IN THE FAGGOT SENSE,  NOISEY JAZMINE, THE GAY TWIN, MOST EVIL THING, ADAM'S GRAND LIE, RICH GEORGE: A HERO, VALIDATION, SEAMUS' FAMILY HISTORY, SIBLING, GARGOYLES, SHORE STORY, LEMON BAR HIGH, THE SWINGS, GRAVITRON, HULKY, STONER MEETUPS, JAZMINE'S FREESTYLE, DREAM PEOPLE, CASINO, THE NEW JERSEY CREEP, GRAVEYARD

Outro: "Music & You" Rollo Vasquez

MONEY, POWER, RESPECT, FAMILY, FAT BONG RIPS, ADAM AND JAZMINE, THE FIRE, WEED, MEDITATION, HEALTH TIP FOR YOUR COOKIES, TURMINI BROTHERS BAKERY, KROONIES, STAR WARS, KYLO REN, PLOTS, MEME MUGGIN

Outro: Beyond the Blue Horizon by The Three Suns

CYBORG TITS, LUCKY THE LEPRECHAUN, T-SHIRTS WITH WORDS, AM I YOUR FETISH?, MAN CRATES, TURBO, BLACK HERMIONE, STEVE HARVEY, MISS UNIVERSE, DIRTY STINKY PUSS, PUMPKINCAST, VEGAN BULLSHIT, NATIVE AMERICANS, WHITE JEW FUCK, FUCK PAPA JOHNS, BIGGIE SMALLS, MAD MEN, LUCIFER, THE DARK SIDE

#DEADSON, JOE ROGAN, STAND UP, COMEDY UNDERDOGS, BILL COSBY, TWEENING IT UP, SENSORY DEPRIVATION, TRIPPY SHIT, SANTA CLAUS, DOUBLE ANAL, SANTA STING, DELIVERING HOLIDAY MEALS, EVERYTHING WAS SO JEWY, TWO OREOS, THE HATEFUL 8,  PETEY THE PEDOPHILE, FUCK THE GREEKS, CAN WE BE THE BIGGER PERSON, I.Q. TESTS, LIGHTING THEM UP, 7/10

ANGER, MIDDLESCHOOL STORIES, STAR WARS, ANAKIN, JAR JAR BINKS: AUTISTIC SAVAANT, REDLETTERMEDIA, YODA, ISIS STAR WARS, MORGAN FREEMAN, ADAM'S ANGER, HE-MAN, KARAN'S QUOTES, ISIS MEMES, TRUMP, DEMOCRACY, CORPORATE FACISM, OLIGARCHY, LET US KNOW

Intro: "Somebody's Watching Me" By Rockwell

JUST ENOUGH COLOR, WHITE PEOPLE COOKING, WHITE PEPPER, PAPER PLATES, STRAIGHT GOOFIN GRANDMA, FRIDGE FACTS, EATING A BAG OF SALT, BRENDAN'S REVIEW, JAZMINE'S POPS, I HAVE MY OWN AGENDA, "DON'T BE A PUSSY, TELL THE TRUTH," WIM HOF METHOD, CAR ACCIDENT, ANGRY SEAMUS, COLORADO TRIP, KICK TITS, FIND ADAM AND JAZMINE, CD SCHULTZ WINS

Intro: "Father of Mine" by Everclear

Outro: "What is it About Men" by Amy Winehouse

PARTY CITY, FACIAL HAIR, CLOGGED NOSES, MY SISTER, MOVIE TAVERN, JAMES BOND, MOVIES, IDRIS ELBA, HAIR CUTTERY, SMALLTALK, JAZMINE'S DAD, COME ON

ANONYMOUS SENDING RICK ROLLS, RADICAL ISLAM, GRAHAM HANCOCK, PREDICTIONS, ASTROLOGY, OBAMA'S REPTILIAN SKIN SUIT, REAL GHOST PLAYING WITH KIDS!!!, SCOOBY DOOBIES, THE SYSTEM OF BIRTH AND REBIRTH, FEAR, PSIONIC BETAZOIDS, ALIENS, SPACE HITLER, BILLY THE SPACE ASSHOLE, ADAM'S GHOST BOUNTY

Outro: "All my Loving" by Amy Winehouse

IRELAND, BULMERS, RING OF KERRY, NO-GO ZONES, PARIS SHOOTINGS, LAYING IT ON THICK, REFUGEE CRISIS, IMMIGRATION WORLD POVERTY AND GUMBALLS, ADAM IS A FAN OF DRONES, ANONYMOUS, RONDA ROUSEY, OVER 9000, AMY, HEROIN, K-HOLES, YOGA, ADAM'S DRUG LIST, THIS HAND GESTURE, ACID

Intro: "Return To Roan Inish PT 1" 

Outro: "Tobe's Got a Drinking Problem" by Street Dogs

SEAMUS' DAD, FAKE LAUGH, GREAT GRANDKIDS, IRELAND, VOLVIC, ALZHEIMERS, EXPAND ON REALITY, A FUCKING ACCIDENT, CLIFF, KILKENNY CASTLE, SEEING AMERICANS OUTSIDE OF AMERICA, ACID, RACIST GREAT GRANDFATHER, IT'S AN N WORD MAYDAY, GRANDPA, BABY-BOOMERS, DAD GRILLS ME, COMPUTER CODE, FREE WILL, EXISTENTIAL KID

Intro: X-files Theme  

Outro: "WEST COAST SUMMERTIME THRILLER " by Mashup Ketchup

SPOOKY SOUNDS, SLEEP PARALYSIS, NIGHT TREMORS, JAZMINE'S BANGIN ASS GHOST STORY, DEATH NEVER TELLS YOU WHEN IT'S HAPPENING, TULPA, SEAMUS' MOM'S STORY, DEAD NAZIS, BLACK BABY STORY, GHOST SHIP, BABADOOK, BIRTH DEFECTS

Outro: "They Can't Take That Away From Me" by Billie Holiday

SNUFF PUPPETS, WORLDS UGLIEST WOMAN, DOGFIGHT, ANTI-BULLYING, THERAPY, THE TRUTH, BIGGEST LOSER SCAM, WALKING DEAD BRO, WALKING THE LINE, TRAINED FAT ACTORS, HOMELESS WEDDING, KISS LESS VIRGINS, RAPE REVENGE, DICK CUTTING, ICE MAN, SEAMUS' WRESTLING CORNER, POLICE BRUTALITY, TARANTINO, KEVIN HART,  MEME MAKER, AGGRESSIVE ATHEIST, RULE BREAKERS

Intro: 420 by Danny Cloudsmoke

BEING FAMOUS, MEANING OF LIFE, STAR WARS, MANCHILDREN, ACTION FIGURES, HUMAN APES, TED TALK, GENES, HUMAN MICE, RACIST THOUGHT EXPERIMENT, ENLIGHTENED CUCKOLD, YOU CAN TALK SHIT ABOUT THE BUDDHA, WHAT IS THIS?, PRESCHOOL, LORD OF THE RINGS, INSIDE OUT, GOOSEBUMPS, HOMOEVOLVUS, ANCIENT ALIEN PI,

COREY'S BLOG, FACEBOOK, ANONYMITY, DOLLA BILLZ, TRANS FACEBOOK, ANGER, FRIENDLY RACISM, INDIAN FRIEND GROUP, POLITICALLY CORRECT, RISK, FIGHTING DRUNKS, PENALTY BOX,  OVERDOSING ON ANGER, THE SELF, CANDYMUNCHERS.COM, REINCARNATION, GOD, WHAT IT IS, FREE WILL, I'M THE LEAST RELIGIOUS PERSON, LOST IN SAMSARA,

Intro: "Life in a Baseline" by Rollo Vasquez

DROWNING IN RAPE, LIGHTNING VICTIMS, APOCALYPSE RULES, WHEN TO HELP OTHERS,  LIARS, ROTARY PHONE, DOG CAGE CHRISTMAS, PISS N SHIT, POPE, MAYOR NUTTER, DONALD TRUMP, DAVE?, CHURCH N STATE, BAMBOOZLED, INDIANS, RUSSIA, COLD WAR, EXPORTING RAYMOND, FINGERPRINTS OF THE GODS, GOATSE, SMALL TALK, SAY SOMETHING MEAN

Intro: Little Dragon "Little Man" (Wed night MIX) by Rollo Vasquez

Outro: "Shiny Stockings" by Elvin Jones

SKITTLES, THE GREAT GUMMI DEBATE, WW2, GHOST MAFIA, BURNING CANDLES, SUGAR GOBLINS, PLANNED PARENTHOOD, YOUNG BLACK TEENS, THE LONE MATTRESS, CFOG ZOMBIE TAG DAY, PARACHUTE DAY, NARCOS, KHAN'S KUNTZ, BOO BERRY, DISSECTING MICE, FAST AND THE FURIOUS, OFF YOUR ROCKER, THE MARTIAN, FUCK HARRY POTTER, GURU

Intro: "Courtesy of the Red, White, And Blue" by Toby Keith

Outro: "Star Spangled Banner" by Jimi Hendrix

ADAM'S GATOR, STAGE MANAGING, CORNY COMPLAINTS, SEAMUS GETS CAUGHT, GOFOBO, DELIVER US FROM EVIL, THE PURGE, HAPPY 9/11, NEVER FORGET THEY GOT US, "SEAMUS THINKS 9/11 WAS OKAY," CLEAR CHANNEL FEAR MONGERING, PRE-9/11, SUPERMARKET SWEEP, STATIC SHOCK SCHOOL SHOOTING, GEORGE BUSH, ILLUSION OF CHOICE, NUKES, DONALD TRUMP, THE CONTEST

Intro: "Hate Being Sober" by Chief Keef

Outro: "Unchained" by Tupac and James Brown

SUICIDE WATCH 2015, DIVINE INTERVENTION, BIG DOG SEAMUS, KARMA, FLOW STATE, BRUCE LEE, BRUCE WILLIS, THE WITNESS, VIBES, DJANGO UNCHAINED, RUGBY, ROUGH AND TUMBLE GIRLS, FUCK FOOTBALL, NFL STREET, THE CONTEST, #GOOKSHATESPICS, THE DARK SIDE OF THE MOON, WIZARD OF OZ, LYFT, DON'T TAKE THE PUSSY, MATTRESS GIRL, PORN, BAROCKHARD OBAMA

Intro: "Jawn 1" by our boy Jeff  

Outro: "Gloomy Sunday" by Billie Holiday

WINTER, SUICIDE WATCH, HOT CHOCOLATE SHOWER, THE CONTEST, COLOR RUN, DIWALI, ENDANGERED SPECIES CONDOMS, BOSTON, THE GRID, GOING HAM ON THE TARDS, SAM ADAMS, GUINNESS, WCW, GUNS, SHOOTING, MORBID CURIOSITY, LAWNMOWER, SAD SEAMUS, FAX MACHINES, FRANK SINATRA KILLING IT, MY WAY, DEPRESSING, ACTING, REVIEW US ON ITUNES OR STITCHER!

Intro: "Lord's Prayer" by Sister Janet Mead

Outro: "Love is an Open Door" Covered by Scott Sepkowicz

SULTRY AVENUE, UNIVERSAL STUDIOS, SEAWORLD, ADMISSIONS GUY, HARRY POTTER STORY, UNKNOWN BEEFS, LINE STORIES, POPEYE PISS, PHILLY'S HOMELESS HOMIES, FREE BLEEDING, #FREEBLEED, CD SCHULTZ, 70 RAT TAILS, EVANESCENCE, ASS BITCH, LUCHA UNDERGROUND, MARCOS MAN, SESAME STREET VS MAD MAX, BOOKER T WAS THE BLACK GUY, COKE CAN, THE OFFICE, THE SIMPSONS, IN DEPTH STAR WARS TALK, FAMILY GUY

Intro: "When the Levee Breaks" by Kansas Joe

Outro: "Booze and Blues" by Ma Rainey

DR WHO REVIEW, SEAMUS' A-, MR. LARRY, HOUSE ARREST, 2001: A SPACE ODYSSEY, ADAM'S FIRST ANAL STORY, POSSIBLE CONTEST, #BERNIELIVESMATTER, OCCUPY WALL STREET, CONTROL THE NARRATIVE, #BERNIESANDERSGIRLS, "I'M NOT GETTING DOGGED FOR THIS," TEAM HUMAN, PLAYLIST.COM, THE OTHER NIGHT, ADULT DISCUSSIONS, WE'RE ALONE, THE MASTER OF SILENCE

Music by Noel Scales  

Intro: Good Girl  Outro: Hard Love

NOEL SCALES, SEAMUS' UFC CORNER, RONDA ROUSEY, FALLON FOX THE TRANS CHAMP, PHANTOM DICK SYNDROME, JAZZ, TRANSGENDER MORTAL KOMBAT, FREE INHABITANT, ADAM AND SEAMUS FIGHT THE POWER, ANT-MAN, IT FOLLOWS, AWKWARD TRUMP, THE ACT OF KILLING, HITCHBOT, PHILADELPHIA JERKS, BLACK ROBOTS MATTER, #ALLLIVESMATTER, ABSTRACT RACISM, @CONVO4GRANDKIDS

Music by Curtis Cooper

Intro: Piece and Bad Advice/ Outro: Love (John Lennon Cover)

REUINITED, BEST BUS DRIVER, STM SEAFOOD, KOOL-AID, MY DRUNK BABY, LUCKYS, DEFINE MAGIC, CUM CLOUDS, BlACK SEMINOLES, BULLSHIT TEACHER, WALKING DEAD GAME, ROLLER COASTERS, GRAVITRON, UNIVERSAL VS DISNEY, WHAT IS MAGIC?, RETRACTABLE ARMS

Music by Curtis Cooper

Intro:Doin Fine / Outro:Pretty Kitty

FEEDBACK, SHITTY TALK RADIO, MAGIC MUSHROOMS, SEAMUS' SHROOM JOURNAL, PIZZA PROFILE, ALAN WATTS, JURY DUTY, ADAM'S MOM GOES TO JAIL, THE GRAVITY OF ALLEGATIONS, BOOZE VS WEED, REASONABLE DOUBT,  GENETICALLY SPECIFIC MEDICINE, ASK ABOUT US

GRANDPA SEAMUS, SICK SOUNDERS, RAPE SONG, BREAKING MADDEN, TREVOR TALES, ANXIOUS DOG, GRAPEFRUIT, CORALINE, FAMILY FEUD, IRONING TIES, GHOST HUNTERS, LITTLE MAN, FALLOUT 4, WARRIORS OF VIRTUE, FAMILY TIME STIMULATION, FIREMAN

CD SCHULTZ, SHOUT OUTS, TALKING NERDY, JURASSIC WORLD, PRODUCT PLACEMENT, FOX AND THE HOUND, STEREOTYPES, FEMINISM IN MOVIES, MAD MAX, WHAT IS A HERO?, NEEM KAROLI BABA, MONK STORY, MONEYSHOT, NEW BALANCE HOUSE, DOG WITH A BLOG

INTRO: Mince Meat - Danny Cloudsmoke

OUTRO: Rhymes Like Dimes - Danny Cloudsmoke

MAUDE AND GLADYS, KEEP RACISM ALIVE FOR KIDS, 2ND INTRODUCTION, MATTRESS GIRL ARTICLE, RAPIST PRISON, USE CONDOMS BRO, FUK ME IN THE BUT, goatse.cx, ALLEGED HAT THIEF, FACEBOOK BEEF, Gentleman's Guide to Rape Culture, FEMINISM DEHUMANIZING WOMEN, Charlamagne tha god, NEW BLACK VS OLD BLACK, CEO SEAMUS, AWAKENING

Intro: Community Service - Back Line

Outro: Community Service - Want It

DOG HAIR, YOU'RE LATE WITH BUBBA AND JAKE, BOB AND DAVE ARE TERRIBLE PEOPLE, BOXTROLLS, PHYSICS IN MOVIES, GIG LIFE, GETTING ALL THE FANS, EVIL?, SEAMUS' FAMILY CORNER, SHOUT OUT TO JESUS, A HITLER FAVOR, FAME BURDEN, CATCHING PERSONAL BULLSHIT

Recorded directly after we had a few drinks while recording Conversation 18: Part 1. We decided to keep the mics on and the drinks coming.

JAZMINES LOVELY POEM, THE CORE, JUST A PISSER PISSING, FREE WILL, NEXT DOOR NEIGHBOR INTERMISSION, LOOK WHO'S BURNING, WE TINKER WITH ADAM'S LIFE, HUMAN TO HUMAN, SEAMUS IS INERTIA,  RED HOT CORE, MAHARAJ-JI DRIVES JAZMINE CRAZY,  DEATH, NO FREE WILL IN GAME OF THRONES, WE START CRYING

Intro: Rise - Eno Noziroh

HALF BIRTHDAY,TEXAS SHAPED FOODS, REVIEW SHOUT OUTS, DOT INDIAN OR FEATHER INDIAN?, PIVOTAL LIFE MOMENT DURING AGE OF ULTRON, CD SCHULTZ, #SEAMUS, GAME OF THRONES DEBATE, SANSA VS ARYA, CHRIS PRATT

INTRO: Want Me Dead - ill Fated Natives

OUTRO: Traveling Soul - ill Fated Natives

INSECTARIUM, WE DEM BOYZ, EVERYONE'S WRESTLING CORNER, ROH, JUSHIN THUNDER LIGER IN BALL SHORTS, WORST FANS, YOU'RE A FAG, SPOILED LITTLE KIDS, WHY IS EVERYONE SEAMUS?, JAZMINE FEUDS WITH JAY LETHAL, AMTRAK JOKES, TRAINS, SAFETY FIRST, HALLS OF EXTINCTION, CHOCOLATE PEOPLE, RACISM EXPLAINED, CHARMIN ULTRA STRONG

Intro: Swamp Sauce - ill Fated Natives

Outro: Spanish Horses - ill Fated Natives

PISS IN THE SEA, Ex Machina Review, SEAMUS TAKES A WALK, CONSCIOUSNESS, THOUGHT EXPERIMENTS, RAM DASS, THE DARK NIGHT OF THE SOUL, SPIRITUALITY, ENJOY THE SWEET SIDE OF LIFE, SHOUT OUTS INCOMING

INTRO: Living Water - ill Fated Natives

OUTRO: March of Tears - ill Fated Natives

COMMITMENT ISSUES, BALLER GIRLFRIEND STORIES, FAT SHAMING, THE PERFECT HUMAN DIET, BLACK WIDOW IS A SLUT, BALTIMORE JOINS THE RACE RIOT, PROTESTS NEED AN END GOAL, ASHTON KUTCHER SAYS "GOOKS HATE SPICS" 

PENIS GAME, TEACHER ABUSE, PAPER PLANES, GO BACK IN TIME AND GIVE YOUR MOTHER AN ABORTION, HI HOW OLD ARE YOU? GETTING OLD, COLLEGE EXPERIENCE, BECOMING A ZEN MASTER, INTERSTELLAR, SEAMUS'S LAWS OF TIME TRAVEL, REAL SEAMUS WRESTLING CORNER, STING'S HOMEVIDEO, PRODUCT PLACEMENT

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THAT BITCH NICOLE, SEAMUS AND ADAM MAKE UP, GAY ARTICLE, HERE COMES SEAMUS THE BIGOT, HITLER CORNER, OBAMA SLIGHTED, PORN REALITY SHOW, THE AVENGERS CASTING COUCH, 

ALAN WATTS, ADAM'S SCIENCE BULLSHIT, UNHEALTHY RELATIONSHIP WITH FOOD, WEED, ADAM'S GOING TO KILL ME, NO FUCK YOU SEAMUS THE SHOW HAS STARTED, INSIDE BASEBALL, STITCHES GET BITCHES, BAD MEMORIES, PRO SLAVERY, FUCK PENN KIDS, I'M GOING TO SHOULDER THE FUCK OUT OF YOU, GAY IDENTITY, THE GAY CHOICE THE SISSY CHARACTER, FUCKING DUDES LIKE A REAL MAN, LOW HANGING FRUITS, INGRATIATED, CRUISING, WOODYS, FATHER FUCKING JOHN, MANS ASS OR WATERMELON, BONOBO NO-NO, BONOBO PORN, THIS IS THE GAY EPISODE, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?, SEAMUS' COMEDY COOL-DOWN, PERFORMANCE ANXIETY, I LOVE MY H8RS, ADAM GEORGE: ALL FOR RAPE, DOING COKE OFF OF JOHNNY DEPP'S DICK, MEAT SUIT, CELEBRITY CARTOON CHARACTERS, HOMOSEXUALITY IS NOT REAL, HUMAN MACHINES, I WOULD NOT SUCK A DICK IN PUBLIC, JUST STOP RESPONDING, TROLLS, FUCK YOUR HUMOR, SEAMUS' WRESTLING CORNER, THANKS CHRIS BENOIT, I JUST REMEMBERED, CANDYMUNCHERS.COM

ITS ONE OF THOSE SHOWS, POKER, DUMBASS NAMES, THE GAY AGENDA GOT TO ADAM, KEEPING WARM?, ADHD PRIVILEGE BITCH, FUCK MATH I NEVER EVEN GOT IT, I LOVE MATH, I LOVE WHEN I CAN SEE ALL MY DEAD RELATIVES, COFFEE KILLER, EVERY MOMENT IS MORE EXCEPTIONAL THAN THE LAST, THIS ISN'T EVEN A REAL EPISODE, HEY WHO WANTS TO GO TO NGAN'S BIRTHDAY?, VIVA LA RAZA, WRESTLEMANIA, NO SYMPATHY SUNDAY, BLACK MAGIC, I'M REALLY DOWN WITH JESUS, JAZMINE DOESN'T LIKE ANYTHING, OBJECTS FUCKING, HI MOM, HAVE A MEET UP SPOT, GRANDMA JAZMINE, HOW MANY KIDS CAN FIT ON THE PEW, BEANER'S ON BLAST, HOUSE MOM BULLSHIT, PEANUT BUTTER MADNESS, SHIT MOUNTAIN, ENTIRE LIFE SAVINGS OF CLOTHES, CALC 2 A BUNCH

The Jazmine - Seamus Dinner Show

STUMP THE JAZMINE , VAMPIRES PILLAGIN' VILLAGES, HUGH JACKMAN = WOLVERINE, ZORDON - CHAMPION OF GOOD, REALLY GOOD SALAD, WOULD YOU RATHER, ROCKY IV SPOILER ALERT, OPENING CASKET FUNERAL, ICE COLD PISS WITH A SIDE OF BOOGERS AND TOAST, AIDS AARON, NO ARMS IN THE BALL PIT, MATTRESS CLONES, MY EVIL OTHER FACE, SEAMUS WANTS TO DESTROY NYC, METEORITES ARE SUPERNATURAL, EXTENSIVE SUPERBOWL REVIEW, CASPER IS DEAD RICHY RICH, PYOOM PYOOM PYOOM PYOOOM, EXTENSIVE CHLOE KING REVIEW, WARNING: JAPANESE VENDING MACHINE UNDERWEAR MAY BE MEN'S, OUR MOMS ARE MOMWITCH, CINNAMON DIED CHOKING ON HER TOWEL LOL, "MY BOYFRIEND IS DEAD AND MY APARTMENT IS COVERED IN BLOOD", TRIPLE FUNERAL, BUPITCHUO, HOMELESS CAVERN, PORNGUY TAKES PACKS OF SUGAR, HOW TO COOK YOURSELF TO SAVE YOUR SON

THE LOST EPISODE,OWNING THINGS, THAT'S JUST A THING I DO, IT'S A UNIVERSAL  THING, ADHD, HAPPY CRYING, BUDWEISER COMMERCIAL, KNEX SUCK, ROYAL RUMBLE, FAGGOT CHEAT DAY, I MISS FAGGOT, LOUIS CK, WEATHER TALK BECAUSE WHAT HAPPENED?, VIRTUAL REALITY ADS, FUCKING DINOSAURS, 4D, THE DIMENSION OF SMELL, THE MATRIX, MORE DINOSAUR SHIT, AND ELEPHANTS

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YOGA,  FUCK CHAIRS, MUSCLES,  THE INTERVIEW,  ARM WRESTLING, THE PAST, NORF COREA, DICK JOKES, I HATE SETH ROGAN, I HATE JAYMES FRANK-O, 12 YEAR OLD YOUTUBE SENSATION, DIRTY DAYS, MLK, FUCK MLK DAY, FACEBOOK OLDS, DOUBLE ANAL, PORNING, FLIP PHONIES,  RAZOR SCOOTERS, EVERYTHING IS INVOLVED IN THIS, ADVANCED WARFARE, ONE WORLD GOVERNMENT, THE FLAVOR OF DISINFORMATION,  YOUTUBE COMMENTS, DIRTY ASS WORDS WITHOUT CONSEQUENCE, KANGAROO FIGHTS, MICHAEL BROWN (DONT ACT LIKE YOU DONT KNOW HIS NAME), VENICE SUCKS - SHOUT OUTS TO ATLANTIS BITCH, MANDROID