Cookie Crumbles

There’s Only So Much You Can Take

LoneWolf — Wed, 28 Jul 2010 14:14:30 +0000

Paul stood before the judge, remorseful and feeling somewhat ashamed. The judge was reading the document that had be placed before him regarding Paul's case. After a few moments of reading he looked up at Paul. "Young man," the judge said. "This says that you have been charged with assault. Is that correct?"

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Can I Play Too?

LoneWolf — Tue, 22 Jun 2010 21:35:27 +0000

Jack was sitting in the kitchen by himself, playing cards. Paddy walked in and saw him there.

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Peas with Honey

LoneWolf — Tue, 25 May 2010 02:36:07 +0000

Here’s another poem that my grandfather taught me. Funny how these stick with you through the years. I eat my peas with honey. I’ve done it all my life. It makes the peas taste funny But it keeps them on my knife. I don’t know where this poem comes from, but I really like it [...]

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Cute T-Shirts “Keep em Close”

LoneWolf — Thu, 13 May 2010 00:35:38 +0000

Now check out the cuteness of this little puppy (this is my puppy by the way).

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Watch Your Step!

LoneWolf — Mon, 03 May 2010 02:38:10 +0000

It's a bright and sunny day. Paddy and Jack are out for a stroll when they spot something on the sidewalk. They stop to inspect what they've discovered.

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Muskoka Limerick #2 — An Ode to Asthma

LoneWolf — Fri, 30 Apr 2010 02:38:18 +0000

Our little corner of Muskoka is known as Aspdin (it is part of Huntsville) so I thought that I should write a limerick for it too. Since the first one celebrated my daughter's love of Tapioca pudding, this one needs to be about my son (gotta make things fair 8=).

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What Rhymes With Muskoka? [A LoneWolf Limerick]

LoneWolf — Thu, 29 Apr 2010 01:12:07 +0000

I have this Humourous Poetry category here on Cookie Crumbles and it has been languishing with a single entry for months. Tonight I decided to do something about it -- something drastic. I wrote my own limerick!

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5 Favourites from LoneWolf

LoneWolf — Mon, 26 Apr 2010 18:30:16 +0000

It's really hard to choose favourites amongst the posts I've put here at Cookie Crumbles. I love them all. But here are 5 older ones that I really enjoyed putting together. I hope that you enjoy them too.

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How Do You Drive This Thing?

LoneWolf — Sun, 18 Apr 2010 19:54:23 +0000

Jack and Paddy were on a mission. "It's time we learned how to use the canoe," Jack said. "I think you're right," replied Paddy. "It's been 2 years since we bought the darn thing." So, the grabbed the paddles, life jackets and the canoe. The marched it all down to the town dock and set everything up.

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Disney and Microsoft Merger

LoneWolf — Thu, 01 Apr 2010 15:52:10 +0000

On my recent Florida vacation, I managed to wrangle a meeting with some high ranking officials at Disney World. They wanted me to wait until today to release this news as they are working furiously with Microsoft to arrange a strategic merger.

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