Cool Sayari,Jokes,Hindi Shayari,SMS,Gujarati Shayari

Unki chahat ko apni mohabbat bana ke dekh

2009-10-27T23:36:00.000-07:00

Unki chahat ko apni mohabbat bana ke dekh

Unki hasi ko apne hoton se muskurakar dekh

Unke ashkon ko apni ankhon se girakar dekh

Unki bechainiyon ke apne dil main basa ker dekh

Ye mohabbat ek hasin tohfa hai ae dost

Kabhi mohabbat ko is tarah bhi nibhakar dekh

Bohat ho chuki mohabbat mein meri ruswai

Ae Khud main wafa kar ke bhi bewafa kehlayi

Ya tu anjam dede meri mohabbat ko tu

Ya hata de hum diwanoo par se apni khudai

Dard kitne hain bata nahin sakti

Zakhm kitne hain dikha nahin sakta

Ankhon se samjh sako tu samjh lo

Ansoon gire hain kitne gina nahin sakta

Usey Main Bhool Jana Chahta Hoon

2009-10-27T23:24:00.001-07:00

Usey Main Bhool Jana Chahta Hoon

Suno ! Main Muskurana Chahta Hoon

Dukhi Rehnay Ki Aadat Ho Gai Hai

Mager Ab Gungunana chahta Hoon

Puraney Sab Taluq Toor Ker Ab

Nai Duniya Basana Chahta Hoon

Woh Nazmen Paaon Se Lipti Hain Lakin

Main Un sey Jaan Churana Chahta Hoon

Woh Sab Tohfey Woh sookhey Phool Sarey

Main Ab Un Ko Jalana Chahta Hoon

Main Utna Pass Aata Hoon Tumharey

Main Jitna Door Jana Chahta Hoon

Maery Hamdam, Haqeeqat Hai Yeh Meri

Main Teray Pass Aana Chahta Hoon

Ubhrney Ki Koi Khahish Nahin Hai

K Ab Main Doob Jana Chahta Hoon

Mumkin Ho Aap Say To Bhula Dijiye Mujhay.....

2009-07-05T07:16:00.000-07:00

*** Mumkin Ho Aap Say To
Bhula Dijiye Mujhay ***

Mumkin Ho Aap Say To Bhula Dijiye Mujhay
Pathar Pay Hon Lakeer, Mita Dijiye Mujhay

Har Roz Mujh Say Taaza Shikayat Hai Aap Ko
Mai Kia Hon, Aik Baar Bata Dijiye Mujhay

Merey Siwa Bhi Hai Koi Mozoo-e-Guftugu
Apna Bhi Koi Rang Dikha Dijiye Mujhay

Mai Kia Hon, Kis Jagah Hon, Mujhay Kuch Khabar Nahi
Hain Aap Kitnay Duur Zara Sada Dijiye Mujhay

Ki Mai Nay Apnay Zakham Ki Tash'heer Jaa Baja
Mai Maanta Hon Jurm, Saza Dijiye Mujhay

Qaim To Ho Sakay Koi Rishta Gohor K Saath
Gehray Samandaron Mai Baha Dijiye Mujhay

Yun To Shola-e-Jaan Sard Ho Chuka
Likin Sulag Uthoon To Hawa dijiye Mujhay

Arz Kiya he

2009-06-22T10:00:00.000-07:00

Internet Per Ladki Pataayi

Internet par ladki pataayi
Internet par ho gayi sagaayi
Internet par divorce ho gaya
Is bahaane computer ka course ho gaya

Koi na mila

Koi na mila aisa jis pe duniya luta dete
sab ne dhokha diya kis kis ko bhula dete
Dil ka dard dil me dabaye rakha hai
Bayaan kiya hota to mehfil ko rula dete

Apne Hisse ki Jindagi

Apne Hisse Ki Jindagi To Hum Bahut Jee Chuke
Ab To Bas Dhadkano Ka Lihaaj Karta Hai
Khafa hai in duniya walon se
Jo aakhari saans pe bhi aitraj karta hai
Mere tute hue dil ko koi shayari kahe to koi gam nahi
Dard to tab hota hai Jab koi wah wah karta hai

Tum banke

Tum banke dost aise aaye zindagi me
ke hum yeh zamana hi bhool gaye
tumhe yaad aaye na aaye hamari kabhi
par hum toh tumhe bhulana hi bhool gaye

Dosti

Pag pag me phool khile
khushiyan aapko itni mile
kabhi na ho dukhon ka samna
hai aapke liye dosti ki shubh kamana

kitni jaldi

kitni jaldi ye mulakat gujar jati hai
pyaas bujHti nahi barsaat gujar jati hai
apni yaadon se kaho Is kadar na aaya kare
neend aati nahi aur raat guzar jati hai

Apne dil

Apne dil ki baat hum unse keh nahi sakte
Bin kahe bhi jee nahi sakte
Aye khuda aisi takdeer bana
Woh humse khud aakar kahe
"HUM AAPKE BINA REH NAHI SAKTE"

woh dillnashi hamara imtehan

woh dilnashi hamara imtehan kya legi
nazre mili to nazre jhuka legi
use hamari kabr pe diya jalane mat dena yaaro
abhi woh nadan hai kahi apna hath jala legi

kabhi kabhi

Kabhi kabhi dil udas hota hai
halka sa aankho ko ehsas hota hai
chhalakte hai meri aankh se aansu
jab aapke dur hone ka ehsaas hota hai

Duniya me

Duniya mein bahut gham milenge
Sachh maano ache dost kam milenge
Jis modh par sab saath chodh denge
Us mod par intezar karte hum aapko milenge

CHANDNI

2009-06-14T07:16:00.000-07:00

Main to chala yaro chand ke pas!

leker apni kuch tamanna aur aas,

milon ga main wahan aaj chandni se!

bhojhoon ga kuch sawaal aaj chandni ke,

ae chand tujhe chandni ki qasam!

aaj kiun hai pathar ka sanam,

meri aawaz ko na sun paey wo!

tu pukaray to chala aaey wo,

suna hai har shikast main ek jeet hoti hai!

suna hai tujh main sanam ki preet hoti hai,

jal gaya hai aaj mera aashyana teri chandni se!

nawaqif tha ke rootha hai aaj sanam teri chandni se,

banaya gaya tujhko chand is ki waja kia hai!

hota gar main chand to is main bura kia hai,

kiya teray aur meray dil main mushabihat hi nahi!

aesa lagta hai mujhe ke mujh main dil hi nahi,

aesa dil batlado kahan se laaon main!

bikta hia kis bazar main kharid laaon main,

kiya hai aata jis ne tujhko dil e noor ae chand!

maangoon ga main bhi dil ewaz apni jaan

If You Love Someone .........

2009-06-14T03:14:00.000-07:00

*THE ORIGINAL QUOTE

If you love someone,
Set her free...
If she comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, she never was....

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THE NEW VERSIONS.... .

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Pessimist:

If you love someone,
Set her free ............ .....
If she ever comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, as expected, she never was

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Optimist:

If you love someone,
Set her free ............ .....
Don't worry, she will come back.

**********

Suspicious:

If you love someone,
Set her free ............ .....
If she ever comes back, ask her why.

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Playful:

If you love someone,
Set her free ............ .....
*If she comes back, and if you love her still, set her
Free again, repeat *

**********

Bill Gates :

If you love someone,
Set her free,
If she comes back,
I think we can charge her for re-installation fees but
Tell her that she's also going to get an upgrade.

**********

Finance expert :

If you love someone
Set her free
If she comes back, its time to look for fresh loans
If she doesn't, write her off as an asset gone bad.

**********

Khuda se mannat

2009-06-12T22:22:00.000-07:00

Khuda se mannat hai meri lauta de jannat woh meri,

Mera rooh ki tasveer mera pyaar,

ho khudaya lautade pyaar dobara

Charo taraf tho pehle sukhoon hi sukhoon tha,

Awaam ko dil se ishq ka junoon tha,

Mera pyaar sawara knyu jab isko yun ujadna tha

ishq ma manzar pe khanjar knyu chalaya

Mera rooh ki tasveer mera pyaar Ho khudaya lautade pyaar dobara

Chahe kafan ka joda mujhe pehna de tu,

Bas ek baar mujhko mera pyaar mila de tu,

Tamanna hai guzarish hai dard e dil ka khwahish hai,

Doob thi kashti ko dila de tu kinara.

ho khudaya lautade mera pyaar dobara

Cool Jokes

2009-06-11T22:35:00.000-07:00

Have AÂ Smiley DayÂ
With JoyÂ ,Â FunÂ &Â Real HappinessÂ

Zara Gaur Faramaiyega

2009-03-19T01:49:00.000-07:00

Please take timeout to enjoy some bekawaas & beetukee "sheer-o-shayaree" !!!

Tere Pyaar Mein Paagal Ho Gaya Peter
Waah! Waah!

Ab Hero Honda Splendor, 80 km prati Litre !!

2)

Bahaar Aane Se Pehle Fizaa Aa Gayii ....
Waah! Waah!
Bahaar Aane Se Pehle Fizaa Aa Gayii ....

Phool Ko Khilne Se Pehle Bakri Kha Gayii ... !!

3)
Aatma Chhod Gayii Shareer Puraana ....
Waah! Waah!
Aatma Chhod Gayii Shareer Puraana ....

Didi Tera Devar Deewana...!!

4)
Saap Ne Piya Bakri Ka Khoon ....
Waah! Waah!
Saap Ne Piya Bakri Ka Khoon ....

Good Afternoon! Good Afternoon! Good Afternoon !!

5)
Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala ....
Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala ....
Tata Sky Laga Daala To Life Jhingalala ..

6)
Hotnon Pe "Haan" Hai ....Dil Mein "Naa" Hain
Hoton Pe "Haan" Hai ....Dil Mein "Naa" Hain ....
Shashi-Kapoor kehta hai : "Mere Paas Maa Hai "

7)
Aapki Surat Mere Dil Mein Aise Bass Gayii Hai ...
Aapki Surat Mere Dil Mein Aise Bass Gayii Hai ....
Jaise Chhote Se Darwaaze Mein Bhens Phass Gayii Hai .. !!

8)
Door se dekha to ayine ne kaha "beautiful beautiful.."
Door se dekha to ayine ne kaha "beautiful beautiful..."
Wah Wah , Subhanallah.
Jara pass jake dekha to ayine ne kaha " April-Fool , April-Fool"

Main tere haath pe

2009-03-18T01:17:00.000-07:00

Main tere haath pe rach jaunga rangon ki tarah,

Tu mera naam kabhi haathon pe saja ke to dekh

Main tere jism mein mehkunga gulabon ki tarah,

Aa kabhi mujhko dil mein basa ke to dekh.

Main tere lab pe chha jaunga muskarahat ki tarah,

Apne honton se mera naam bula ke to dekh.

Main teri aankh mein bas jaunga kajal ki tarah,

Tu meri yaad ka ek khawab saja ke to dekh.

Main bikhar jaunga chaar su khushion ki tarah,

Apne naam se mera naam mila ke to dekh!

Ae dost tu mat ho udaas

2009-03-18T01:14:00.000-07:00

Ae dost tu mat ho udaas,

Saans meri chute na chute tra saath.

Phir bhi agar tujhe aaye meri yaad,

toh mujhe call kar lena,

meri INCOMING BILKUL FREE HAIN..!!

વાતો બધી એ અધૂરી બોલે છે,

2008-09-17T09:43:00.001-07:00

વાતો બધી એ અધૂરી બોલે છે,

પછી એની આંખડીઓ બોલે છે.

કાનમાં આવી એ સુનું બોલે છે,

કાયમ ઘણું એની યાદો બોલે છે.

“હું નથી”, દિશા બધીય બોલે છે.

મનેય થાય કે કોઇ તો બોલે છે.

ચૂપકીદી સાધી પડઘાઓ બોલે છે,

આંખોમાં કેદ આ અશ્રુય બોલે છે.

અગૂઢ અજાણ કોઇ જણ બોલે છે.

સાંભળ રે દિલ, ઉર-ઈશ બોલે છે.

દફન થયો છું, સહુ કોઇ બોલે છે,

તોયે એની વાતો મને બોલે છે.

નહી બોલું કહીનેય બોલે છે

- એરિસાય, તો એની કિટ્ટાય બોલે છે !

યુગોથી હંમેશ જ જમાનો બોલે છે.

તોયે કહે બધા, “તું બહુ બોલે છે.”

- કુણાલ

પ્રેમમાં તો એવું ય થાય છે....

2008-09-17T09:43:00.000-07:00

” પ્રેમમાં તો એવું ય થાય છે.

સાવ અણધાર્યું કોઇ ગમી જાય છે.

પ્રેમમાં ના પડવાનું, ઉપડવાનું છે, સખી,

સંગાથે ઊડવાનું થાય છે.

જયારે અણધાર્યું કોઇ ગમી જાય છે.

ત્યારે અંદર હેમંત કોઇ ગાય છે.

પ્રેમમાં જો હોઇએ તો પ્રેમમાં જ રહીએ

બસ એવું એવું તો પ્રેમમાં થાય છે.

જયારે અણધાર્યું કોઇ ગમી જાય છે.”

KHUDAA KARAY ....................

2008-08-31T09:11:00.002-07:00

KHUDAA KARAY MERI ARZ-E-PAK PE UTRAY,

WO FASL-E-GUL JISSAY ANDESHA¢AY ZWAAL NA HO,,

YEHAN JO PHOOL KHILAY WO KHILA RAHAY SADYOON,

YEHAN KHIZAAN KO GUZARNAY KI B MJAAL NA HO,,

YEHAN JO SABZA UGAY WO HAMESHA SABZ RAHAY,

AUR AISA SABZ K JIS KI KOI MISAAL NA HO,,

KHUDA KARAY K WAQAAR IS KA GHAIR FANI HO,

AUR IS K HUSN KO TASHWEESH-E-MAH-O-SAAL NA HO,,

HER IK FARD HO TEHZEEB-O-FUN KA OOJ-E-KAMAAL,

KOI MALOOL NA HO KOI KHASTA HAAL NA HO,,

Tere Pyar Ki Barish........

2008-08-31T09:11:00.001-07:00

Tere Pyar Ki Barish Mein Nahane Ko Ji Chahta Hai,

Teri Banhon Ki Garmi Mein Phighal Jane Ko Ji Chahta Hai,

Tere Ishq Ke Gehre Sagar Mein Doob Jane Ko Ji Chahta Hai,

Teri Jheel Si Kaali Aankhon Mein Sama Jane Ko Ji Chahta Hai,

Chand Se Tere Chehre Pe Fida Ho Jane Ko Ji Chahta Hai,

Mohabbat Mein Teri Hadh Se Guzar Jane Ko Ji Chahta Hai,

Teri Shehed Baatein Mere Dil Ko Bohat Lubhati Hain,

Bheegi Si Muskaan Teri Deewana Mujhe Kar Jaati Hain,

Ghussa Bhi Tera Hai Pyaar Bhara Saari Duniya Se Judaa,

Anokhi Teri Adaon Pe Marr Mitne Ko Ji Chahta Hai,

Maanga Hai Tujhe Khuda Se Bare Sajdon Ke Baad,

KamZarf Zamane Ki Nazron Se Tujhe Chupa Lene Ko Ji Chahta Hai

Sweet Gargi

Kabhi Pyar Mein Asia Bhi Hota Hai...

2008-07-16T07:37:00.000-07:00

kabhi pyar mein aisa bhi hota hai

koi mil ke bhi nahi mil pata hai

milte hai bus is mein dard,gum aur tanhai

zindgi se sirf gila hi reh jata hai

koi samajh nahi pata hai dil ki dastan

sath chalte chalte ek din chhod jata hai

zindgi le jati hai fir us raha par

jahan pyar mein hi jeeya aur mara jata hai

Sweet Gargi

Yahi Chahat Hai....

2008-07-16T07:20:00.000-07:00

kuch kehna chahta hoo…

2008-05-11T21:45:00.000-07:00

Direct Dil Se….

kuch kehna chahta hoo…

Mai tumse kuch kehna chahta hoo….

Ashq ban ke khud apni aankho se behna chahta hoo….

U naa de saath mera .. tujhe meri kasam aae dost..

Mai hoo tanha aur mai tanha hee rehna chahta hoo..

Mer sabse apne hai ye jo mere gum hai ..

Inko mai khud hee sehna chahta hoo…

Meri khamoshi hee mere jeene ka sahare ban gayi hai…

Na cheeno inko mujhse… Ki mai abhi zinda rehna chahta hoo..

Sweetu { Gargi }

Mere Baad…

2008-05-11T21:41:00.000-07:00

Direct Dil Se

Mere Baad…

Wo kya yaad karege mujhe.. mere jaane ke baad..

Wo milne kee kya dua karege.. mere jaane ke baad..

Hamari khata thee jo rakhhi thee unse ummeed-e-wafa. .

Wo jinhe nahi hai gila.. mere naa hone kaa.. mere jaane ke baad..

Khud ko rula kar, jinke labo pe hansi sajayi..

Wo bujha gaya meri Qabr ka diya dekho…

Itni iltzaa hai aee KHUDA.. kee naa ho usko guma…

Kya kho diya hai usne… mere chale jaane ke baad..

Chale jaane ke baad…

Hum nay kabhi socha nhi

2008-02-17T22:59:00.000-08:00

Hum nay kabhi socha nhi, kya khoya kya paayaa hai,

Duniyaa say dhokha khaaney kee aadat see ho gayi,

Beetee baatein dohraaney kee aadat see ho gayi hai,

Chaltey chaltey rukk jaaney kee aadat see ho gayi hai,

Jabb dil par koi zakham lagaa khamosh rahey ya hansnay lagey,

Hum ko aansu pee jaaney kee aadat see ho gayi,

Hum nay kabhi socha nhi, kya khoya kya paayaa hai,

Duniyaa say dhokha khaaney kee aadat see ho gayi,

Apnay soonay ghar mein voh pall bhar k liye aayaa thaa,

Chaukhat pay diya jalaaney kee aadat see ho gayi hai,

Gargi { Sweetu }

Valentine Poems

2008-02-14T09:10:00.000-08:00

Valentine Poems

Express your feelings with Valentine Love Poems

O, my love's like a red, red rose
That's newly sprung in June
O, my love's like the melodies
That's sweetly play's in tune

As fair art thou, my bonnie lass
So deep in love am I
And I will love thee still, my Dear
Till a' the seas gang dry

Till a' the seas gang dry, my Dear
And the rocks melt via' the sun!
O I will love thee still, my Dear
While the sands o' life shall run.
- Robert Burns

It is almost here,
that special time of year.
When hearts and flowers
by the hours
are brought to all who seek;
When kisses swirl and words do peak
into little tufts of cotton candy, my sweet.
So be my love and be my own
and call me on the telephone
or send a card,
that is not hard,
right to my waiting door,
and I'll be yours forevermore.
- Anonymous

I ne'er was struck before that hour,
With love so sudden and so sweet,
Her face bloomed like a sweet flower,
And stole my heart complete.
- John Clare

I wrote your name in the sky,
but the wind blew it away.
I wrote your name in the sand,
but the waves washed it away.
I wrote your name in my heart,
and forever it will stay.
- Jessica Blade

Thinking of you keeps me awake.
Dreaming of you keeps me asleep.
Being with you keeps me alive.
- Robyn Jorgensen

Valentine SMS Collection

2008-02-14T08:55:00.000-08:00

Valentine SMS Collection

Aap ki 1 MISS CALL ek din ki khushi
Aap ka 1 SMS 1 week ki khushi
Aap ki 1 CALL 1 month ki khushi
Aap ki 1 MULAQAAT 1 year ki khushi
Aur aap ka PYAR
Umer bhar ki khushi

Tum Tub Tuk Pyaar Se Pyaar Mut Karo Ki
Pyaar Tum Se Pyaar Na Kare
Pyaar KoItna Pyaar Karo Ki
Pyaar Kisi Aur Se Pyaar Na Kare…

When i tell u here, i am
when i tell u i care, i do...
when i tell u i'll never Leave u, i wont.
Sum it all...i'll b here, i'll never get tired
of caring here 4u & i won't leave u.

When it comes 2 luv,
its hard 2 know if u have d right 1.
Many lovers weep, and left in sorrow.y?
Bcoz Words cant immortalize emotions.

I ask God for a rose n he gave me flowers;
I ask God for water n he gave me an ocean;
I ask God for an angel n he gave me the best luv ever!

Love is what I see in, your smile every day.
Love is what I feel in, every touch you give.
Love is what I hear in, every word you say.
Love is what we share every day we live
Bee love honey,
Miss love money,
Flower love due,
But,
I LOVE YOU

Please come and sit beside me
I have so much to say
The words I have to share with you
I need to speak todayFahad
My heart for you will never break. My smile for you will never fade. My love for you will never end. I love you!

Kitna bhi chaho na bhol paoge
Hum se jitna dur jao nazdik pao ge
Humein mita sakte ho to mita do
yaadein meri, magar..
kya sapno se juda kar pao ge humein.

Only the open heart receives
LOVE
Only the open mind receives
WISDOM
Only the open hand receives
GIFTS
and...
Only the CUTE 1's receive
MESSAGES From ME!

I would never be tired of you even if I am with you all day long. In fact I grow to like you a little more every day. I love you.

We cannot be together,
But we'll never be apart,
For no matter what life brings us,
You're always in my heart.
Feelings are many but words are few, clouds are dark but sky is blue; Luv is a paper, life is glue, every thing is false, only My Luv is TRUE

Aisa Lagta Hai Zindagi TuM hO

2008-02-04T09:35:00.000-08:00

Aisa Lagta Hai Zindagi TuM hO ...!!

AjNaBi ...!! Kaise AjNaBi TuM hO ..!! ?/?

MaiN ZameeN Per Ghana Andhera hOOn !!

AasmaanOOn Ki Chaandini TuM hO ...!!

Ab kOi AarzOO NahiN Baakee ...!!

JoostjOO Meree Aakhree TuM hO ..!!

DostOOn Se Wafa Ki UmmeedeN ....!!

Kis Zamaane Ke Umeed TuM hO ...!! ?/?

Falak Ke Teer Ka Kya Nishana Tha ....!!

Idhar Mera Ghar ..!! Udhar Uska Aaashiyana Tha

...!!

Puhunch Rahi Thi Kinare Pe Kashti-E-Umeed

Usi Waqt Is TofaaN Ko Bhi YahaaN Aana Tha ...!!

Sweetu { Gargi }

Dil naa maanaa

2008-01-30T09:18:00.000-08:00

Dil naa maanaa mnaa kay dekh liya,

Laakh samjhaa bujhaa kay dekh liya,

Dil naa maanaa mnaa kay dekh liya,

Laakh samjhaa bujhaa kay dekh liya,

Voh jo musaa nay toor par dekha,

Humnay pardaa uthaa kay dekh liya,

Loag kehtay hain dil lagaanaa jissay,

Roag voh bhi lgaa kay dekh liya,

Be-vafaayi hai teri ragg ragg mein,

Azmaa-azmaa kay dekh liya,

Zakham dil ka hai ladvaa yaaro,

Chara gar ko dekhaa kay dekh liya,

Un say nibhta nhi koi rishta,

Dost, dushman banaa kay dekh liya,

Un kaa nazrein churaa kay dekhna bhi,

Unsay nazrein churaa kay dekh liya,

Toor…mountain where hazrat musa saw khuda

Ladvaa ……… un curable

Chara gar ………the one who treats sick people in old times

Sweetu { Gargi }

Tuu agar chhod kay

2008-01-30T08:24:00.000-08:00

Tuu agar chhod kay jaataa hai tou kyaa,

Haadsey tou roz huaa kartey hain,

Aankh jab bandd kiyaa kartey hain ,

Saamney aap huaa kartey hain

Aap jaisaa hii mujhey lagtaa hai ,

Khwaab mein jis say milaa kartey hain,

Tuu agar chhod kay jaataa hai tou kyaa,

Haadsey roz huaa kartey hain,

Naam un kaa na koyi un kaa pataa,

Loag jo dil mein rahaa kartey hain,

Hum ney rahi kaa chalan seekhaa hai,

Hum akeley hii chalaa kartey hain,